The Urukhai Instruction Manual For Seiging and Pillaging

Welcome to the Horde! We are pleased that you have decided to join the ranks of the Clueless Urukhai. As a valued member of the Clueless Urukhai, this manual will be a valuable resource to aid you in the sieging and pillaging (and other job aspects) of cities.

This manual is divided into several sections:

1. Introduction to the Clueless Urukhai
2. Employment Information
3. Benefits and Compensation
4. Equipment and Technology
5. Pillaging
6. Sieging
7. Prisoner Interaction
8. Interrogation Technique
9. Torture Technique
10. Fights - Starting Your Own, or Getting Out of One
11. Weapons Handling
12. Warg Technique
13. The Art of Defying Orders (Your own, or someone else's)
14. Pets
15. What to Do if You Angered Saruman or Sauron
16. Working with Ring Wraiths
17. Working with Witch King
18. Group Tactics
19. Large Numbers
20. Trolls
21. Effective Physical Technique - Running Away
22. How Not to Die in 15 seconds.
23. Stuff that was forgotten, but needs to be mentioned anyway

Keep in mind, this manual is not a replacement for the resourcefulness of the Clueless Uruk Overseer. Your Overseer is a great source of help and information when you need.

Please read all the information provided in this manul.

Contact the Clueless Urukhai at the following contacts:

Phone: 999-521-9999
Fax: 999-521-9998
Web: http://CluelessUrukhai.uruks

Complete Customer Service at:

1-800-Clueless-Uruks