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LOTR Inspired Song Parodies
Imladris
Jingle of the Twin Bells
Gimli's Song (Hi Ho Hi Ho)
The Return of the King (The Twelve Days of Christmas)
Lose Yourself Frodo (Lose Yourself)
The Ringbearer Hobbit - I, Frodo Baggins(to the tune of Man of La Mancha - I, Don Quixote)
The Hobbit Song (The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers)
Where's my Ring Again? (What's my Age Again?)
Spider-Sam (Spider-man)
Put it on (Pass it On)
Two Towers Pie (American Pie)
Our Favorite Ring (My Favorite Things)
Lord of the Rings Rhapsody (Tune of: Bohemian Rhapsody)
Frodo: Is this the real life, Or is it just a dream? My uncle left me Now I’m all alone, so it seems, Open my eyes, What’s that on the floor by me? Ooh, it’s a gold ring! I wonder what this means
Gandalf: Frodo, you’ve got to know, got to see, This small ring sets evil free, Don’t waste time drinking tea, This ring really should be destroyed, Destroyed. Samwise, you go along, Please don’t let this hobbit die
Sam: Worry not, for I will try
Frodo and Sam: Now we’re Walking through a field But now Pippin and Merry knocked us down
Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry: Falling, oo-ooh
Pippin: I almost fell in poo
Frodo: I think there might be something up ahead Off the road, off the road
Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry: Being followed by a Ringwraith
Gatekeeper: Hobbits!
Frodo: Please let us in
Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry: Prancing Pony, here we come
Pippin: That’s a pint?! I’m getting one!
Aragorn: I know, little Frodo You’ve got a ring
Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry and Aragorn: Gotta leave this place and go to Rivendell
Sam: Frodo, oo-ooh, I hope you don’t die
Arwen: I will take you to my father Elrond
Elrond: Let’s have a council to begin a fellowship
Council, not Frodo: Where’s the ring? Where’s the ring? Who will take it to Mordor?
Frodo: I am very frightened, But you can rely on me
Aragorn: You have my sword
Legolas: You have my bow
Gimli: You have my axe
Fellowship: Come on, let’s go
Elrond: Fellowship, good luck to you
Fellowship: We have to go-o-o-o-o
Frodo: I’m just a hobbit Home I desire
Fellowship, not Frodo: He’s just a hobbit He is from the Shire Frodo, save us From Sauron’s eternal fire
Fellowship: Mountain’s cold Caves are old
Gollum: Gollum wants his gold
Fellowship, not Gandalf: Say, Gandalf, oh! Oh, which way should we go?
Gandalf: Here we go!
Fellowship, not Gandalf: Oh, Gandalf! You’re beaten by a foe!
Gandalf: Better go!
Frodo: No, Gandalf
Sam: Oh, how were we to know?
Aragorn: Didn’t know!
Legolas: No, we did not know!
Pippin and Merry: No, no, no!
Gimli: Oh, we didn’t know!
Aragorn: Let him go-o-o-o!
Frodo: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Aragorn: We have to go We have to go No time for crying, don’t you know
Fellowship: Lothlorien is a haven in the woods For us, for us, for us!
Galadriel: Will you look in the mirror that shows many things? It shows you what will come if Sauron gets that ring! Oh, Frodo! You must not fail us, Frodo!
Frodo: I’ll do my best Just wait til the end of this quest
Aragorn: Boromir is dead now
Legolas: Soon you will be king
Frodo: Sam, let’s go to Mordor
Frodo and Sam: It’s time to destroy this evil ring
Fellowship: Fellowship is broken
by Aragorns_Girl333
Imladris (based on "Country House" by Blur)
Small Hole Dweller
Successful fella
Thought to himself
"Oops I've got a lot of money
The hell with the Sackville-Bagginses
I'm a professional cynic
And tired of all this
I'm paying the price of living life with the One Ring
Caught up by the years eventually"
Yes it preys on him
The One Ring !
Now he lives in a house, a very big house in Imladris
Writing in his big red book, eating Elvish food, in Imladris
He takes the time to narrate his very great Hobbit's tale in Imladris
It's like an old's people house, lots of peace and calm in Imladris
Now here's Frodo Baggins
His life's a different story
Everything was very nice and pretty
Til' he met up with the One Ring
He's meeting Strider, fighting a Black Rider
He's a brave Hobbit
And everyone wants to protect him
Oh Glorfindel's there, finally
To the Ford they ride
With the One Ring
(He) Wakes up in a room, a very big room, in Imladris
He's got a pain in his chest, so he needs a lot of rest, in Imladris
Before the Quest goes on, in the house of Elrond, in Imladris
It's like an old's people house, lots of peace and calm in Imladris
by Emy
Verse 1
Jingle Bells, Gollum smells
Frodo took the ring
Eowyn's in Edoras
And Aragorn is King, Hey!
Revised Verse 1
Oh, Jingle Bells, Gandalf fell
With Balrog right upfront
Orcs swarm all ovverrrr
While Aragorn is on a hunt, Hey!
Verse 2
Jingle Bells, Smeagol smells
Gondor's ruled by a nut
Which Saruman tried to destroy, but Gandalf kicked
His butt!
Revised Verse 2
Jingle Bells, Smeagol smells
Shadowfax is white
And he helps Gandalf too
Thru great big times of plight
Verse 3
Dodging thru Mount Doom
Killing ugly orcs
Gandalf is alive
And Saruman lost his cork, hahaha
Revised Verse 3
Riding thru Rohan
Eomer gives bad news
While Chopping off orcs' heads
There may have been hobbits too
Verse 4
Gondor's going to fall
Now nazgul can fly
Sauron's evil is spreading
And Arwen's going to die
Revised Verse 4
Pippin sings a tune
While the steward gnaws
Nazgul are attacking
Soon Gondor's going to fall!
Verse 5
Middle Earth is doomed
And the dwarves don't care
Frodo go entombed
While in Shelob's lair
Revised Verse 5
Middle Earth is doomed
And the dwarves don't care
Legolas is mad
Cause he messed up his hair
Verse 6
Oh, Jingle Bells, Towers fell
Arwen is a wife
All the elves sailed to the west
And Frodo gets a life, Hey!
Verse 7
Oh, Jingle Bells, Aragorn smells
Cause he needs to bathe
Legolas is shooting Wargs
And dancing all the way, Hey!
Revised Verse 7
Oh, Jingle Bells, Samwise spells
Cause Gollum does not know
Frodo gets kidnapped
He can't tell friend from foooeee!
By Allison and Erin
Gimli's Song (to the tune of "HiHoHiHo It's off to Work we Go)
Hi ho hi ho
We're off to kill Frodo
With a bucketand spade,
And a hand granade!
Hi ho hi ho hi ho.
Hi ho Frodo
Walks terribaly slow!
And he whines to boot,
But he's so darn cute!
Hi ho hi ho hi ho
Hi ho hi ho
Where did my Leggy go?
He's deserted me,
The two timing beep!
Hi ho hi ho hi ho
Hi ho hi ho
Off to war we go
See the uruk hai,
And learn to fly!
Hi ho hi ho hi ho....
Written and submitted by Formencalma and Mitvarwen
The Return of the King (to the tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”)
Frodo: I left the Shire, for this hopeless trip,
I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!
Gollum: We wants back the precious that those tricksy hobbits stole,
Must get the precious!
Frodo: And I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!
Eowyn: I’m tired of staying home, I want to help and fight,
Gotta go with my love!
Gollum: Must get the precious!
Frodo: And I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!
Sam: I’ve gotta protect Frodo; that Gollum’s goin’ bad,
Havta get rid of Gollum!
Eowyn: Gotta go with my love!
Gollum: Must get the precious!
Frodo: And I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!
Aragorn: I want to win the battle, then marry my elven queen,
I’m gonna be King!!! {like 5 golden rings}
Sam: Havta get rid of Gollum!
Eowyn: Gotta go with my love!
Gollum: Must get the precious!
Frodo: And I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!
Merry and Pippin: Now that we are knights, we can do good deeds,
We’re gonna be heroes!
Aragorn: I’m gonna be king!!!
Sam: Havta get rid of Gollum!
Eowyn: Gotta go with my love!
Gollum: Must get the precious!
Frodo: And I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!
Legolas: I’m tired of Middle-earth, and this stupid war,
I’ve gotta see the sea!
Merry and Pippin: We’re gonna be heroes!
Aragorn: I’m gonna be king!!!
Sam: Havta get rid of Gollum!
Eowyn: Gotta go with my love!
Gollum: Must get the precious!
Frodo: And I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!
Arwen: I don’t want to pass away with my people on grey ships,
Gotta marry my lover!
Legolas: I’ve gotta see the sea!
Merry and Pippin: We’re gonna be heroes!
Aragorn: I’m gonna be king!!!
Sam: Havta get rid of Gollum!
Eowyn: Gotta go with my love!
Gollum: Must get the precious!
Frodo: And I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!
Gimli: My stupid beard is long again, afraid to use my axe,
I havta find a razor!!!
Arwen: Gotta marry my lover!
Legolas: I’ve gotta see the sea!
Merry and Pippin: We’re gonna be heroes!
Aragorn: I’m gonna be king!!!
Sam: Havta get rid of Gollum!
Eowyn:: Gotta go with my love!
Gollum: Must get the precious!
Frodo: And I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!
All (except Gollum): We have to defeat Sauron, but how will we do that?
Gotta win the war!
Gimli: I havta find a razor!
Arwen: Gotta marry my lover!
Legolas: I’ve gotta see the sea!
Merry and Pippin: We’re gonna be heroes!
Aragorn: I’M GONNA BE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: Havta get rid of Gollum!
Eowyn: Gotta go with my love!
Gollum: Must get the Precious!
All (except Gollum): AND WE’VE GOTTA DESTROY THE EVIL ONE RING!!!
Gollum: (spoken) Nooooooooo precious!!!!!
Aragorn: I’M GONNA BE KING!!! I’M GONNA –
Legolas: Oh, shut up.
by Aravail
"Lose yourself Frodo" sung by Frodo (to the tune of "Lose Yourself by Eminem)
Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To destroy the dark lord Sauron
In three movies
Would you go for it?
Or just let it slip?
Yo
My palms are sweaty
Knees weak, ring is heavy
There's orcs shooting at us already
Running steady
Gandalf's nervous, but on the surface
He looks calm and ready
To take down
The Balrog on the setting
But he falls down
The whole crowd calls so loud
He opens his mouth
Only three words come out
He's dying now
Everybody's crying now
I'm fading out
Dream's done
Over, BLOW!
Snap back to reality
Oh! There goes gravity
Oh! There go Sam and me
Gollum! I'm so mad that he
Won't give up easily
No! He can't have it! He knows
Without the ring he's toast
And that bothers him most
Won't be long 'till he's broke
He's so mad cause he knows
If he gets back to his murky home
That's when it's
Back on his search again, Yo
That means Sam and me
Better get moving and hurry and toss the ring
Or you're gonna
Lose yourself
In the legend, the One Ring
You'll want it, you'll wanna never let it go
I've only got one shot, I'm not
Missing my chance to go
To Mt. Doom to destroy
The dark lord Sauron
You're gonna
Lose yourself
In the legend, the One Ring
You'll want it, you'll wanna never let it go
I've only got one shot, I'm not
Missing my chance to go
To Mt. Doom and defeat
The dark lord Sauron
You're gonna
Sauron's escaping
Through the One Ring, it's gaping
This world is his for the taking
Nazgul king!
As we toward the, gates of Mordor
The quest grows far from boring
Cause right now Gollum
Wants to head toward a
Road that's much harder
And goes on much farther
One slip, it's all over
He's true to his honor
And so on we go
It's getting way harder
Lonely roads on and on
Farther and farther
The eye's burning hotter
We press on and
Every day it burns hotter
We made it through the Dead Marsh
That's a starter
My mind ain't mine anymore; it's like Gollum
Who moves onto his next soul
They call Smeagol
Who's small and knows nadda
And so the soap opera concludes and unfolds
To dispose his old partner
But the tale goes on
Dede dum de dum dada
I'm gonna
Lose myself
In the legend, the One Ring
I've got it, I'm gonna never let it go
I've only got one shot, I cannot
Miss my chance to go
To Mt. Doom to destroy
The dark lord Sauron
You're gonna
Lose yourself
In the legend, the One Ring
You'll want it, you'll wanna never let it go
I've only got one shot, I'm not
Missing my chance to go
To Mt. Doom and defeat
The dark lord Sauron
You're gonna
No more games
I been changed
I'm filled with rage
We were captured by the rangers
And locked up; caged
My goal was simple it the beginning
The mood all changed
I've been brain-washed
And chopped up
And forced on stage
But I kept trying and kept pace with old Strider
Getting drawn to Mt. Doom like rats to Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't by in this kind of
Fight, and I can't provide the right type of
Life for my friends, cause man that old Faramir's mood just won't lighten
Might be a movie, but man the plot's hyper
This is my quest and these times are so hard
And they're getting even harder
Tryin' to save the world around me, plus
Sam and all them
I'm torn
Between being a hero and an ego-swollen
Monster. Faramir brings he down, the site's
Too much for me to wanna
Stand in spot
And have it all forgot, he's gotten me,
To the point, I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot
Or end up with Smeagol shot
Escape is my only run-a-mucking option,
Capture's not
Sam I love you
And that's why we've got to go
I cannot grow old from Sauron's plot
So off we go; it's our shot
Feet fail us not
This may be the only opportunity that we got
Or we're gonna
Lose ourselves
In the legend, the One Ring
We've got it, we're gonna have to let it go
We've only got one shot, wer'e not
Mising our chance to go
To Mt. Doom to destroy
The dark lord Sauron
You're gonna
Lose yourself
In the legend, the One Ring
You'll want it, you'll wanna never let it go
I've only got one shot, I'm not
Missing my chance to go
To Mt. Doom and defeat
The dark lord Sauron
We're gonna
You can do anything you set your mind to, man.
By Kyler aka KRRouse
The Ringbearer Hobbit - I, Frodo Baggins (to the tune of Man of La Mancha - I, Don Quixote)
FRODO:
So I lived in the Shire in good old Bag End
And I lived with my uncle Bilbo
But one day Bilbo gave me a strange golden Ring
And Mordor is where I must go
I am I, Frodo Baggins, the Ringbearer Hobbit
My destiny tells me to go
To the Mountain of Fire with my Ring of Power
That once did belong to Bilbo
Though my quest really does blow
Onward to Mordor I go!
SAM:
I'm Samwise, yes, I'm Samwise
I'll follow my master till the end
I'll tell all the Shire proudly
I'm his gardener, I'm his friend
FRODO:
Well, an elderly wizard is here by my side
And three Hobbits, a Dwarf and an Elf
There's two Men to protect me but strangely enough
I'd rather just go by myself
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FRODO: I am I, Frodo Baggins The Ringbearer Hobbit My destiny tells me To go To the Mountain of Fire With my Ring of Power That once did belong To Bilbo Though our quest Really does blow Onward to Mordor we go!
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SAM: I'm Samwise Yes, I'm Samwise I'll follow my master Till the end I'll tell all The Shire proudly I'm his gardener I'm his friend Though our quest Really does blow Onward to Mordor we go!
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The Hobbit Song (Sung to "The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers")
The wonderful thing about hobbits
Is hobbits are wonderful things
Their feets are made out of rubber
Their curls are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun fun fun fun FUN!
And the most wonderful thing about hobbits
Is we've the bestest one!
The wonderful thing about hobbits
Is hobbits are wonderful chaps
They're loaded with vim and with vigor
They love to leap in your laps
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy pouncy
Fun fun fun fun FUN!
But the most wonderful thing about hobbits
Is we've the bestest one.
Hobbits are wonderful fellahs.
Hobbits are awfully sweet.
Everyone elses is jealous,
And that's why I repeat...
The wonderful thing about hobbits
Is hobbits are wonderful things
Their feets are made out of rubber
Their curls are made out of springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncey
Fun fun fun fun FUN!
And the most wonderful thing about hobbits
Is we've the bestest one!
Submitted by: Nibblet
Wriiten by : Lord of the Laughs
Where's my Ring Again? (to the tune of What's my Age Again?)
I forged a ring, convinced Noldor
To enslaved the people of middle earth
All my power, in one ring
But then they figured out my plan
And that's about the time they started war with me
No one liked my little evil spree
Those annoying Elves, gave no mercy
What the hell's a detainee?
We were defeted but I go east
More power I will gain
More power I will gain
Then later on, from Mordor
Led an army, attacked Gondor
Killed Elendil, dead bodies, oh I love to linger
I broke his sword, then his kid cut off my finger
No one likes you when your evil and an amputee
Where's my ring again?
Where's my ring again?
So I hear my ring is with a hobbit
If I get it back I can have my little evil sprees!
But then again there are these darn talking trees
Where's my ring again?
Where's my ring again?
That's about the time that hobbit lost a digit too
What comes around goes around so just say Wohoo!
But then this is when
I never get to be corporeal again
I hate Gollum.
Where's my ring again?
Where's my ring again?
submitted by MK
"Spider-Sam" (to the tune of Spiderman!)
Spider-Sam, Spider-Sam
does whatever a hobbit can.
Pretty strong, small in size
serves his Master, good Samwise.
Look out! Here comes his frying pan!
In the chill of Night,
at the scene of the crime
with Eärendil's light,
he arrives just in time!
Spider-Sam, Spider-Sam,
friendly neiborhood Spider-Sam!
Works Bag End,
not ignored...
Frodo is, his reward!
To him, life is a great big bang-up!
He'll cook potatoes with some luck...
Here comes the Spider-Sam!
By FrodoNinMeleth
'Put it On' (to the tune of "Pass it On" by The Coral)
sung by Gollum
Everyday I recognise
Both the hobbits I despise.
One has blue eyes and dark hair
He has our precious- thats not fair!
And dont forget that hobbit Sam
He kills Orcs with a frying pan.
Oh, they'll be sorry at the end
I'll make them think that I'm their friend.
Chorus:
And when they're gone
And all this is done
I'll get my precious
and I'll put it on.
All we asks for is some fish
And our precious to live with.
But what do we gets instead?
Some 'taters' and some elvish bread.
But we will get what we wants soon
When they both go to their doom!
Oh, they'll be sorry at the end
They think that We are their friend.
(Chorus repeats)
Written and submitted by Suzy
The Two Towers Pie (Tune of: American Pie)
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how that council back in Rivendell
Decided to destroy the ring
So Bilbo gave me his sword Sting
And we bid the elves a very fond farewell
But my thoughts started getting clearer
With each day that we got nearer
I might not live through this
But I know I must do this
I know when Gandalf fell I cried
Cause I couldn't keep the tears inside
I lost my mentor and my guide
From fate, I cannot
hide
Refrain:
The ring, ring, such a tiny, wee thing
It's so strange that it should cause us all so much suffering
I think it's taking hold cause now I'm starting to sing
I'll destroy it in "Return of the King"
Destroy it in "Return of the King"
I've been sad since I was torn
From Gimli, Legolas, and Aragorn
I had to set out on my own
Ah, but they came up with a real great plan
To track the orcs across the land
Well, they went together so they're not all alone
Well, I hope they find my hobbit friends
Cause I'd like to see them both again
They traveled day and night
Just to save them from their plight
They went into the woods to find that pair
What a sight they found, they had to stop and stare
Cause they saw Gandalf standing there
I bet they were surprised
I started singin'
(Refrain)
Now for three days we've been going round
In circles, I think Sam almost frowned
But that won't help to get us there
When a creature came for the precious ring
And I said, "Remember your friend Sting?"
And his voice, it gave us such a scare
Oh, and Gollum said he knew the way
And so we went without delay
We went up to the border
Into the land of Mordor
But when we got there the gate was closed
Our hiding spot was near exposed
We'll never make it I supposed
And yet I have to try
We were singing'
(Refrain)
Back in Rohan, not everything was well
Because Theoden was under a spell
All he could do was sit and drool
So Gandalf came and rescued him
Then Wormtongue started looking mighty grim
Cause he saw that everyone knows he's a fool
Now Theoden would not go to war
Though evil lurked outside his door
The tension was increased
Oh, when Aragorn saw his niece
Cause the elf necklace he'd always worn
Made Eowyn feel so forlorn
See How she looks at Aragorn
Her love can't be disguised
We started singin'
(Refrain)
Oh, and there they were all in Helm's Deep
The Rohan people couldn't sleep
With Saruman outside the gate
So come on, get
your weapons, everyone
This probably won't be much fun
Cause his army seems unusually irate
Oh, the enemy did not retreat
But the king would not admit defeat
They battled through the night
But could they win this fight?
Well, the enemy blew up the wall
But there they met their downfall
Because Gandalf came to join the brawl
The end was now in sight
We were singin'
(Refrain)
The Ents demolished Isengard
By flooding Saruman's backyard
Pippin and Merry told them to
I want to see my friends someday
But from my quest I must not stray
cause I'm finally close to what I have to do
And someday they might tell our tale
Supposing that we do not fail
But
Gollum might destroy us
It's starting to annoy us
Cause in his head he did decide
That he might commit homicide
But I've got Samwise by my side
And we'll destroy the ring
And we were singing'
(Refrain)
We were singin'
The ring, ring, such a tiny, wee thing
It's so strange that it should cause us all so much suffering
I think it's taking hold cause now I'm starting to sing
I'll destroy it in "Return of the King"
Submitted by - Jamie Cox
Author - unknown
Our Favorite Ring (parody of My Favorite Things)
Slippy rockses we likes and small dark pools,
Misty mountainses and streams so cool,
Nice fresh fishes, raw and wrigglings,
These are a few of our favorite things.
When the nasty Hobbit comes,
And steals our preciouss,
When we is feeling mad,
We’s simply remembers our favorite ring,
And then we’s don't feel, so bads
by Alex M.