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LISTS
You Might be Turning into a Hobbit if...
Another list, this time it's things that might happen to you if you're turning into a hobbit! Send in your additions!
50 Reasons LOTR Sucks
A note for the incredibly dense...this was written as a joke, it is not, meant to be taken seriously. The author is obviously, I repeat... obviously, being sarcastic.
You Might be LOTR Obsessed if...
Here's a list of funny things you might do if you are LOTR obsessed. (no longer accepting entries to this list... it's become a monster)
What NOT to do at the ROTK Premier
Very funny list...will anyone be daring enough to try any of them? (no new additions please)
Top Ten Lists
Very very funny top ten lists written by various members of Ringbearer.org.
22 Foolproof Ways to Annoy Saruman - by Raven
ANIMATIONS
One cannot simply walk into Mortor...er...Mordor
Boromir's misgivings about Mordor. An animated GIF movie. Author unknown(if you know who the author is, please contact me).
What if we catapult the ring into Mordor?
Boromir's brilliant plan. An animated GIF movie. By Geethree of SomethingAwful.
Mini-LOTR movie
An animated gif of LOTR, very amusing, read fast! (if you miss part of it don't worry, it loops and starts over)
Showdown at the Gates of Mordor
Filled with strenuous negotiations....What's the ring worth to Aragorn? An animated gif movie. Author unknown.
What Really Happened at the Council of Elrond
The council is listening to Elrond's important speech...aren't they? An animated gif movie. Author unknown.
Eye Can't Resist Punning
An animated GIF movie. Author unknown(if you know who the author is, please contact me).
That's No Woman by Bonk
An animated GIF movie.
Blame it on the Dwarf - by XtG
An animated GIF movie.
PARODIES
LOTR Written in a Politically Correct Manner - by Gothmog
Politically Correct LOTR - written by Whistler. Submitted by Gothmog
The Urukhai Instruction Manual for Raiding and Pillaging - by UrukhaiRaider
The See the Ring, the Ring is Bad - by Legolas son of Thranduil
LOTR told in the style of "see spot, see spot run."
- Part One - "I know a secret Bilbo," says Gandalf. "If you take off the door, then no one can knock on the door because there is no door."
- Part Two - "I wish my last name was not Brandybuck. I wish it was Christmas. Then my name would be Merry Christmas"
- Part Three - "Made in Mordor" and "Made of 100% recycled materials" and "DO NOT EAT."
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Part Four - "Do not give it to me! Do not tempt me! It is a bad ring! It scares me! It will make me do bad things! It will make me run over rats to make them flat! It will make me put dish soap in fountains! It will make me steal cakes! It will make me fib! It will make me draw on city walls!
- Part Five - See Sam. He grabs a thing. The thing is a pan from his pack. He lifts it. He swings hard. He hits Frodo very hard. Frodo falls. He falls flat on his face. He does not get up. He is taking an unwanted nap. "That was not so nice!" says Gandalf. "You should not hit your pal so hard! It was not nice at all. But it was very fun to see!"
Book-A-Minute: LOTR - by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard of Rinkworks.comVery funny and scarily accurate.
Parodies by Whistler
Whistler is an incredibly talented and funny person who's written some absolutely hilarious stuff, definitely worth a read.
- Green Eggs and Lembas
- The Filmarillion
- The Filmarillion, Concluded
- My Interview with PJ
- Tolkien the Country Music Fan
- Gilbert and Sullivan do Tolkein
- My Interview with The One
- My Interview with Tiger Woods
When Doyle meets Tolkien - by Öjevind Lång
A cross between Sherlock Holmes and Tolkien, only funny if you've read Sherlock Holmes. These are really quite clever and very funny.
FOTR
FOTR Puppet Theater - by AG
FOTR with finger puppets! brought to you by Jerry the Frog Productions.FOTR: The Breadbox Edition - by Evadne
Shortened, but not quite as shortened as some other shortened FOTRs... yeah, so I'm running out of things to say about shortened versions of the movies...how about this... it's funny, read it.Frodo and Body Odor - by Krystal Vanyi
Possibly the weirdest parody I've been sent...Frodo and Ripping Pants - by Megan Cherie
A parody of the scene in which Boromir tries to take the ringA Revised Version of the Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - by OlorintheWhite
An amusingly revised version of FOTR by OlorintheWhite (frequent references to the books, parts may not be understood by movie-only fans)The Hastily Assembled 1 page FOTR - Laine
Another amusing shortened version of FOTR.The Thirty Minute Theater Company presents The Fellowship of the Ring - by Withywindle
The Fellowship of the Ring in 28 minutes-ish slightly abridged but not so much as you would really notice.TTT
LOTR Hand Puppet Theater: The Two Towers "Scared Little Newborn Ponies"
by AG of Jerry the Frog ProductionsTTT: The Breadbox Edition - by Evadne
Three hours never gets any shorter does it?TTT the Condensed Version - by Molly W.
A very condensed version of The Two Towers....but all the important parts are still there...Dave Barry's Review of TTT
Written in the Miami Herald - Titled: "Why can't they just lose the ring in the sink?" This is so very funny, Dave Barry is hilarious.ROTK
LOTR Hand Puppet Theater: The Return of the King "Superglued Myself to a Flaming Bowling Ball"
by AG of Jerry the Frog ProductionsReturn of the King: Breadbox Edition - by Evadne
Another great parody.
"Denethor Insanity Meter = Not just screws, but entire pieces of machinery loose."Friends Reunited at Isengard - by Legolas_son_of_Thranduil
A parody of the scene in ROTK where Gandalf and company arrive at Isengard to find Merry and Pippin sitting on the ruins smoking. Very clever. (winner of the parody contest at Ringbearer.org)Return of the King Parody - Molly W.
"PEOPLE WHO HAVE READ THE BOOK: You know, it's interesting: even though I've read the book, I have no idea what's going on."Stories With the Fellowship - FOTR - by iluvviggo
FOTR as told by Elrond, with random interruptions by the rest of the fellowship.
VIDEO
Friday Night Boredom - by filmguru
The Council discusses how to get more people involved in their Friday night activities.
FOTR meets WoW - by spartan117mc
The FOTR trailer with subtitles "translated" into leet and World of Warcraft/RPG slang.
Mashed Taters - from MashedTaters.com
Gollum's question "What's tater's precious?" is answered in this catchy if irritating song.
French and Saunders: Lord of the Rings - from "Living in a Material World" featuring Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders
18 min long video, hilarious parody of bits from FOTR. Clip may be PG - not sure as I only had time to watch it once and a few things were said too fast for me to catch.
The Very Secret Diary of Legolas son of Weenus - text by CassieClaire, Video by The Green Fairy
For those who have read The Very Secret Diaries, you'll enjoy seeing Legolas' Diary set to video clips and music. If you've not read the diaries, let this be an introduction.
Leonard Nimoy singing The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins
I can't decide if this is funny or disturbing. Spock singing = funny. Those dancers who look like pre-teletubbies teletubbies = disturbing.
MISCELLANEOUS
The Middle Earth Tattler - by Collinsmom
Middle Earth's own Tabloid. Read for all the lastest gossip on our favorite heroes. Mithrandir Arrested!? Bombadil Busted!? Party at Elrond's!?
The Middle Earth Informer - by Allison
Legolas's Inbox - by Maroozer
Taken straight from the laptop of the elf himself. A candid look at what went on behind the scenes.
Interviews with the Characters - by Mr Fantasimile
Get the character's perspectives on the upcoming films! (this was written before the movies had come out)
LOTR Inspired Song Parodies
The title says it all...
101 Ways to Annoy Sauron
(and possibly get yourself killed)
Frodo's E-mail - by Lauren Hale and Sara Johnson
Apparently Frodo Baggins brought his computer with him on the Quest to destroy the One Ring. This is what was in his inbox when he last checked it
The Silmarillion in 1000 Words - by Camwyn
A very funny (and oddly accurate) condensed version of the Silmarillion. Read more of Camwyn's stuff here.
The Fall of Gil-Galad - by luthienshadows
A funny poem and winner of Ringbearer.org's latest parody contest.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Middle Earth style...
LOTR - A bit different?
Ever wonder what LOTR would have been like if it had a different director?
The Great Eyebrow Epidemic of Middle Earth - by Tane
What's up with everyone's eyebrows? Here's picture documentation of the odd eyebrow colorations in the LotR movies. (Tane...little too much time on your hands? ;) - Nevermore)
LOTR Trivia
A collection of lots of cool, random, and useless information about the LOTR films.
Frodo's Directions to Mordor
Hehe...looks just like it's from mapquest.com.
The Secret Diaries of the Fellowship: Family Friendly version
Here's the G rated version of Cassie Claire's secret diaries, now for the whole family! (A link to the original diaries can be found in the Links section of LOTRSpoofs)
Middle Earth Answering Machines
So, when you call Sauron what's his answering machine message? You can now find out! - contributed to by several different people from various sites.
The Fellowship Files
Stats and descriptions of the characters from FOTR, with a twist.