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Why did the Chicken Cross the road?

submitted by Paula M.

• Aragorn:
  • 1. To become King!
  • 2. Every day, the chicken moves closer to Mordor.

• Arwen: I would rather cross one road with you than face all the expressways of this world alone.

• Bilbo: The road goes ever on and on.....

• Boromir: It is strange, that he should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing.

• Denethor: Have they crossed the Pelennor?

• Elrond: To throw the ring back into the fiery chasm whence it came!

• Eomer: I do not doubt his courage; only the reach of his wings.

• Eowyn: It feared a cage.

• Faramir:
  • 1. I would not take it, not even if I found it crossing the highway.
  • 2.To show his quality.

• Frodo: I wish that I had never come to this junction.

• Galadriel:
  • 1. The chicken stands upon the edge of a road; stray but a little, and it will be run over.
  • 2. If you do not find a way to cross, no one will.

• Gandalf: There are many roads in this world, and none of them should be crossed lightly!

• Gimli:
  • 1. To look upon that which was fairest.
  • 2. To go to Moria!

• Gollum: To catch a fish, so juicy swish!

• Grima: A just question, my lord.

• Haldir: The chicken crossed so loudly, we could have shot it in the dark.

• Legolas: I have not the heart to tell you; for me the grief is still too near.

• Merry: Why do you always have to cross, Pippin???

• Pippin: Because he needed people of intelligence on this sort of mission...quest...thing.

• Sam: He wanted to see the Elves!

• Saruman: Do you know how the chickens came into being? They were eggs once, and chicks, taken by the Dark Lord, tortured and mutilated; and now perfected in my fighting Pullets.

• Treebeard: Hrrrroooooommmm, I don’t remember anything in the lists about chickens...