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The Fall of Gil-galad

"Gil-galad was the rock-and-roll King.
Of him the drummers sadly sing:
Elvis, as he was know by men,
(He'd change his name every now and then).

His hair was tall, his twang was buff,
But no one would say his style was gruff;
the countless chanting fans would cry:
"Hooray for the King! Our favorite guy!"

And some say now he passed away;
As King, he wasn't meant to stay;
But I know better, (I'm so smart)
I saw him yesterday at K-Mart!"

Written by LuthienShadows of Ringbearer.org