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The Fellowship of the Ring Profiles

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Name: Arwen Undomiel
Aka: Xenarwen, the Vacuous Elf Princess of Rivendell
Age: 2,756 yrs
Mentality: 5 yrs
Race: Elven (we think)
Location: Rivendell
Skills: Able to sneak up on unsuspecting rangers, outrun ringwraiths, flood rivers, appear in dreams, and turn into a horse.
Weaknesses: Not-yet-kings with manly stubble.

Name: Frodo Baggins
Aka: Frolijah the blue eyed wonder
Age: 50 yrs
Race: Hobbit
Location: Bag End - Bagshot Row, Hobbiton, The Shire
Skills: Getting knocked over by Pippin, almost getting trampled by a ringwraith, getting stabbed in the shoulder by a witchking, nearly getting eaten by a giant moster outside of Moria, almost getting killed by a cavetroll, nearly getting killed by orcs, almost getting strangled by Gollum, nearly drowning in the dead swamps, almost being trampled by and oliphaunt, and nearly getting kidnapped and taken to Gondor by Faramir.
Weaknesses: Weaknesses? What weaknesses?

Name: Samwise Gamgee
Aka: I'm coming Mr.Frodo!
Age: 35 yrs
Race: Hobbit
Location: 3 Bagshot Row, Hobbiton, The Shire
Skills: Saving Mr.Frodo from Merry and Pippin, saving Mr.Frodo from putting on the ring, saving Mr.Frodo from Strider, trying to save Mr.Frodo from watcher in the water, trying to save Mr.Frodo from cave troll, saving Mr.Frodo from going to Mordor alone, saving Mr.Frodo from Gollum, trying to save Mr.Frodo from Dead Swamps, saving Mr.Frodo from starving, saving Mr.Frodo from Nazgul, and saving Mr.Frodo from Faramir.
Weaknesses: Mr.Frodo

Name: Peregrine Took
Aka: Fool of a Took!
Age: 28 yrs
Race: Hobbit
Location: Hobbiton, The Shire
Skills: Stealing food from Farmer Maggot, Falling on Frodo, Falling down hills, Waking horrible monsters by throwing stones into water or dropping noisy things down wells, and getting caught by big smelly orcs.
Weaknesses: breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, elevenses, lunch, dinner, supper

Name: Gimli son of Gloin
Aka: The hairy newt
Age: ?
Race: Dwarf
Location: The Lone Mountain
Skills: Trying to smash up the Ring, Hacking up goblins, Chopping up Orcs, Thwacking Wargs, Grumbling, being short.
Weaknesses: Golden haired elven witches