Caption Contest Archives Pg. 8

Captions

WINNER Ian: What is it statue? Has Timmy fallen in the well?
Statue: WOOF! *pant* WOOF! submitted by - Dani
Ian Mckellan: And the statue passed to Gandalf, a demented old man in a tux.
Statue: What happened to Galadriel's narrative? submitted by - Riven
Little statue: yes this is the NEW 5th age hobbit! we're smaller, we're shinier... we're kidnapped by a crazy dude who LOOKS LIKE GANDALF!!
Gandlalf dude: quiet ,fool of a took3000 submitted by - Darth Legolas
Statue:Help I'm being violated! submitted by - Nobodynow
Ian: "Statue? What Statue? Hey what's that over there?!"
Grey Guy: "Quick, now make a break for it!" submitted by - Jedi Master Luthien Tinuviel
Gandalf: So you are saying I should have turned back at the fork in the road...Which one? The first or second?...
Statue: No wonder it took Gandalf FOREVER to get back to Middle Earth. Sheesh! submitted by - Kaida Black
Statue - (In high-pitched girly voice) "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by some crazy wizard wannabe!"
Ian - "Shut up! OK, you head that way and distract security! I'll run to the back and jump out the window in the bathroom! Ha, Ha! We'll be rich tonight!" submitted by - xbolt
Gandalf:Great! no one can say i'm crossdressing!!!
Evil Brats: We can always go on about your... AH!! Flee from the attacking word boxs!!!!!! submitted by - dakras(sick... nice pic though)
McAllen:Im sure the questions can wait folks.I gotta go practice my salsa routine with my precious for the After party.
Award statue/Preciuos:Hey this was NOT on the contract...I dont even have clothes on for the dance..Help ..help..somebody...anybody... submitted by - Bloom'slassie
Ian: *making sputtering noises* Boom chicky boom chicky...
Statue: Dear God, it's dancing. Help! submitted by - Riven
Ian: Hey! Is that Elvis over there?
Trophy: No! Elvis is dead! Don't look over there! We all know what he will do to me the second you look away! submitted by - I <3 Frodo
Hey guys, if you look in the background at the TN thingy, the dude's nose and eyebrows form another T in just the right spot!!! Isn't that funny? submitted by - Me
Someone stared at that picture for waaayyy too long - Nevermore
Gandalf: No, Saruman! Go to the prize table and get your own Uruk-Hai doll! This one is mine! My own! My Precious!
Uruk-Hai doll: Save me from him, Gandalf! He abused me as a child! submitted by - Luci
"We want YOU!"
statue: "No you want ME!" submitted by - Yes, this is utterly retarded. sorry.
statuette/trophy:*plays saturday night live music*
Ian: STAYING ALIVE!!! loo's that way..AH AH AH AH STAYING ALIVE!! yes conference room that way STAYING ALIIIIIIIVE! submitted by - dakras( yeah! no more gandalf crossdressing! yeah!)
I think you mean Saturday Night Fever :) - Nevermore
dude....its friggin cold out here......
the booze counter is right over there....*burp* submitted by - rithannon gaveth
Nevermore: *whites out company watermark* Copyright laws, huh... submitted by - Maroozer
Ian: OUT! This is MY precious!
Statuette: Someone help me! submitted by - Matt
Guy: Umm, thanks for the 'nudist's choice' award, but cover your shame man!
Statue: Watcha' worin' about? Just let loose! submitted by - lothlorien
It's mine... it came to ME !!!! submitted by - Lote
Ian: NO, Orlando, IT'S MINE! MY OWN! Go try to win your own award. But we both know I'm the better actor!
Award: HA! That's debatable! submitted by - Abigail
Ian: Do you see this?! THIS is the edge of the picture...amazing. submitted by - Matt
Gandalf: This is all your fault, Aragorn! I knew we should never have put Legolas through the wash to make the orcs think he was one of their children! But did you listen? NO! You fool of a king!
Pre-shrunk Legolas: My complexion... my bow... my arrows.... my mirror... MY HAIR!!!! submitted by - Luci
Sir Ian: My precious! Ours it is!
Figurine:Damnit! I thought disguising myself as an award was BOUND to get me back to Sauron. submitted by - Thom
"alright class. place your rotting Martian corpses over THERE. now we'll begin our lesson on the human body. get ut your scalpels" Oscar: heeeeelp meeeeeee...heeeeelp meeeee... submitted by - bingo bongo
Ian: I WANT YOU to be the next big star!! Become one and you get to win this shiney award!!
Award: *thinks* if this dude doesnt stop touching me i swear.. submitted by - Riniel
Ian: *tear* i'd like to thank...myself, for always being there for me... and my health for keeping me going so i could win this award.
Award: This guy is sooo self sentered (truely i have nothing against Ian but my friend wanted me to post something like this..) submitted by - Riniel
Ian: And the award goes to... Nevermore! For keeping the captions alive as long as he/she/it has!
Statue:And to Dakras! For being elected to pick the next picture! submitted by - Blaidd Drwg
Ian: I rather wanted that one over there
statue: Oh so I'm not pretty enough??? submitted by - kiwi
Statue: OMG! I'm Naked!
Man's Finger: Look Away!! submitted by - Frodo Baggins
Announcer: "And the award for master booger flicker goes to...Ian McKellan!"
Statue: "eww... hope he doesn't get any on me!"
Ian McKellan: "The trick is to make sure they're semi-dry before you flick em. The gooey ones stick" submitted by - Lady Tigrane
NO! I AM NOT ELIJAH WOOD! THE MAKE-UP GUY IS NOT THAT GOOD! submitted by - TOMSMR
Ian: You heard me: out, me and my little friend need some alone time.
Statuette: I'm not that sort of guy... submitted by - Matt
Ian: Uh...yeah, he's the one who threw that plate of spagetii at you! submitted by - Matt
Ian: hey every one look over there!
Award: NO! Don't listen to him! He's not who you think he is. I can see his nose from here. It's saruman!!!!!! submitted by - Perlot
Ian: and i'd like to thank my mother's friend's aunt, and my dog snuffles... oh, and that random person over there, and that other random person over there.
Statue: %$!%, hurry up already! submitted by - Cirithungol
Ian: What's that? The bathroom? It's down the red carpet, second door on the right. Of course. No problem.
Statue: This guy has some focus issues. Giving directions now? I can't watch... submitted by - Joelle
The audience was astonished when Ian McKellan stood up on stage and performed his very own Gollum impression. An angry mob, headed by Andy Serkis, soon attacked and tried to steal his award. submitted by - Aria
Sir Ian: are you SURE that if I stand like this, that there will be hundreds of "pull my finger" captions?
Statue: I am not gay! I just...enjoy standing naked and making femimine gestures! submitted by - feowyn
Sir Ian: What do you mean the DaVinci code party is that way?
Statue: even though I am male, he brought me as a symbol of the sacred femimine. Anything can be if you look hard enough, right? submitted by - Feowyn
Ian: did you catch that guys bunny slippers.
Statue: help me submitted by - Nikki
"No really, Gandalf went that way!!!! Please don't hurt me!!!!! I'm innocent!!
Satue: don't take a picture!! I'm naked!!!!!!! submitted by - Sammy the lotr, potc,hp, and anything else slightly related lover
Gandalf: The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udune! Go back to the Shadow, or I'll throw this Orc-shaped firecracker at you!
Firecracker: Pippin already set a torch to me, and I'll go off in just a few-
BANG!!! submitted by - Luci
Gandalf receives an award for his loving discipline of wayward hobbits.
Gandalf: Naughty hobbit! You shall sit in the corner until you CAN remember where you put my hat after you played with it! What's that? NO! You cannot have 2nd breakfast! OR elevenses! In fact, I'm putting you on lembas bread and water from here on until you confess!
Award: I still think the Nazgul witchking should have won... submitted by - Luci
This seems kind of hard to caption actually. submitted by - Hannah
So it would seem�. - Nevermore
Award: what are you looking at me like that?
Sir Ian: away! my award! get yer own!. submitted by - vallug
Ian: Now, I'd like to thank that guy for giving me a talking award that yells at me every single time I don't mention it-
Award: Shut it. submitted by - Alasse
Ian: ...
Statue: No one knows Ian Mckellen's secret ambition is to become a statue... submitted by - Jade
Ian Mckellan: What?! This is all I get?
*yells at person* You go back there and get me something ELSE!
Trophy: *sob* No one wants me. submitted by - Eryn
Gandalf: I resent you saying that it was dumb joke! I won the last caption contest with it, didn't I?!
Award: I thought it was a great joke! Ha ha ha the other side of the road!! Ha ha he he he ha ha ha ha ha ha hah!!!! submitted by - Luci
Award: I surrender!
Gandalf: Legolas! That's enough fooling around! Yes, I know you like your new bow, but don't point it at me! And stop saying that you're aiming for the tiny flying saucer that is above my head! Teacups don't fly, saucers don't fly, Gollum doesn't fly, I don't fly, my logic award doesn't fly, and believe it or not, YOU DON'T EITHER! submitted by - Luci
Gandalf wins the award for doing the impossible, and proves that he is exceptionally long-winded during his acceptance speech, which lasted over 3 1/2 hours.
Award: Zzzzzzzzz.....
Gandalf: ...And remember, if I would have read the fine print, I wouldn't have slammed the revolving door, and therefore would not have smashed my finger or received this hideous award! And if Saruman would have gone to the store to get the potato chips himself, none of this would have happened! That, my friends, is experience; and the moral of the story is - send a hobbit instead! submitted by - Luci
Award: WAAAAAH! Grrrrrr.... WAAAH! GRRRR!!
Gandalf: Thank you for supporting our Help-An-Orphan-Orc program tonight, and for bidding so generously during the infant uruk-hai auction. All proceeds will go to help rebuild homes and lives for the underprivileged orkish victims of the War, but even more important, your willingness to take a homeless orc into your home as your own will be of immeasurable value to the post-war cleanup effort. We're sure that for those of you who have adopted tonight, your new orc will change you life in ways you can't imagine. Thank you! submitted by - Luci
ian: u press dont get it me and the statue are together and u carnt do anything about it
staue: ian i've had it with ur ego i want to be with orlando submitted by - lauren
No, this is my dicolored Oscar statue award thing. I think the grouch is in that trash can over there. submitted by - xbolt
Statue: Where are you taking me
Man: That away submitted by - tomothy cartwright
Ian showed the statue his gollum impression then pointed out in which direction andy Sirkus was. submitted by - Dark Angel
Statue: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Ian: Ok, you get back over there its my turn to play Gandalf now. submitted by - Tinuviel_in_Valinor
Ian McKellen and Plutonian scientist speak out against Pluto's recent reclassification as a dwarf planet. submitted by - Treebeard the Younger
gandalf: look that way, precious. look over there while i sneaks away with the shiny little satue.
statue: yes. even gandalf could not resist the ring and turned slightly into gollum. submitted by - kori
Ian: "Why are there some faint letters floating in the air there?"
Statue: "I dunno, the first ones are hard to make out. They seem to spell 'rex'. The second ones appear to spell 'features'." submitted by - xbolt
Ian: Mustn't touch my precioussss!
Statue: Has it occurred to anyone that I'm naked? Hello? submitted by - Shadow Fiend
Legolas: (offscreen) His hair! His hair! It's so out of alignment that it hurts my poor elf eyes! *whimpers*
Ian: Oh, put a sock in it. Stupid elf.
Statue: Why is no one concerned about MY hair? submitted by - Shadow Fiend
Ian: Hey look, someone painted the word "gullible" on the wall just over there. . .and you dropped your pocket.
Statue: Nice try, but I'm not wearing pants. submitted by - It's ME again
Award: HELP! I am nude before the eyes of thousands upon millions of LOTR fans!
Ian: See that guy blowing his nose? Grab his handkercheif before my friend here dies of embarrassment! submitted by - Abigail
Gandalf receives a trophy for his renowned poem, which has inspired countless Elves, Men, Dwarves and Hobbits to take up a unique fashion style, previously not seen anywhere in Middle Earth.

Gandalf:
I'm the Black and White Wizard!
Which is more than you can say
About this ugly green lizard,
Whom I hope isn't here to stay!

I quit wearing that old white robe,
'Cause it made me look like a blizzard!
I searched all over the globe,
Even asked for advice from this orc-like lizard,
But I didn't stay long to probe,
'Cause time's short when you're a wizard!

Trophy: I'm not a lizard,
And you're a rude wizard
With terrible fashion sense!
Hence, your faults are immense!
submitted by - Luci
Statue: Im to sexy for my shirt to sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts!!!
Ian:AHHHHH TALKING AND SINGING STATUE....wait what am i thinking it those thoughts comming again back aways evil thoughts....aww skrew it U ARE WaY TO SEXY FOR UR SHIRT!!!! submitted by - Elven Vampire
Ian-you go left-no err, right!! yeah right to the McDonalds!!
Statue-*wispers* it was supposed to be left! submitted by - Jewel
Statue: Hey you. Yeah, you. Want some? This may take a while...
Ian: *instrong country accent* Okay, then you take a right at the next troll statue. Then, a left once you've gone a mile past the moving trees... you got that? submitted by - Terra-ble Fangirl
Ian: Wait, you mean I'm supposed to have THAT award? But they told me I was supposed to have THIS one. They said that because of my awesome hairdo I got a different award and that the whole thing had to be redone because of my awesome hair and that they were even changing the name of this award to Ian!
Statue: Hey Ian, is GULLIBLE written on the ceiling by any chance?
Ian: No, it's written over there though! submitted by - Moriah
Statue: Oh no, not again.
Ian: You see, if we knew why that statue just said that, we might have figured out all the greatest mysteries in the universe by now. submitted by - lothlorien
Ian: Huh! This picture is uncaptionable! I finally beat you Nevermore! Try and get your way through that watermark! submitted by - lothlorien
Ian: I would just like to crush some of the rumors circulating around my award. No I did NOT suggest this design...
Statue: **Maybe I'd better start some new rumors... I know! He molested me! submitted by - lothlorien
Gandalf: All we have to do is to decide what to do with the time that is given to us. And since you've made such bad decisions in the past, Frodo, I will be making all of your decisions for you from now on. I've decided that you can cancel your reservation on that ship going to the Undying Lands. Instead, I'm sending you to Mordor to bring back Sauron's eye contact because I want to use it for the telescope I'm building. Only this time, you can't bring Sam. He's much too busy with his family and all. Also, the Elves have all gone over the Sea, so if you have any potentially fatal injuries on your way, you'll just have to make do.
Statue: Good luck! submitted by - Luci
Man: What a funny hair-do I have.
Statue: But not as funny as Donald Trump's hair. submitted by - Frodo Baggins
Ian: they went that but please don't hurt us.
Statue: ok i surrender, he was the one who stole the last piece of cake submitted by - Molly of gondor
Statue: Run! Run for your lives! Magneto has found a way to shrink humans and turn them to stone!
I... what? What do you mean wrong movie?! submitted by - Fifi
Ian: LOOK! A DISTRACTION!
Reader: WHERE?
Statue: Don't look away! He'll take me away!
Ian: What's wrong with that?
Statue: I belong to Liv Tyler! submitted by - Night Angel
Ian: Thank you for giving me the award instead of to the other guy.
Statue: You such a lame actor.The other guy was better. submitted by - Jedi Master Tahl
All the hobbits stared as Gandalf hugged the little naked green man. submitted by - one size fits all
*insert fart joke, someone in a tu-tu joke, or joke with no punch line here*
Ian: Over there with the rest of your trash! submitted by - Matt
hey kids! that leprachaun and his lucky charms went that way! submitted by - one size fits all
Ian: No, no, Dakras found this picture, direct all complaints to him. submitted by - Matt
(actually� he didn�t. Alas. I�m still the one to complain to. - Nevermore)
Ian: Now that i have encased little frodo in carbonite, there is no one to stop me from taking over middle-earth! submitted by - one size fits all
Award: Ian, you're balding...
Ian: Now, as we look that way... submitted by - Alasse
Ian: What? someone took your statue? Uuummm....I think they went that way...*heh heh*
Statue: God help us all. submitted by - Blaidd Drwg
Statue - Help! He's stealin' me!
Ian - Erm....HE talked me into it! (pointing at Peter Jackson) submitted by - Aragorn Son of What's-His-Name-Again?
You want me to give it to that dark-haired, blue-eyed hobbit? Um... why? submitted by - QuoththeRaven
Ian: And this my newborn nephew.
Statue: Fleeeee!!!!!!!!!! submitted by - Far-far-a-miry-mir-mir (Steward of Gondor)
Statue: "I told you not to use the shareware version of that graphics program! Now you left us with a watermark!"
Ian: "I blame Nevermore." submitted by - xbolt
Statue: nuuu... let me go let me go!!
Ian McKellen: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! submitted by - anya
gandalf: thats the classy 4 poster bed me and my statue shall share!!
statue: im a diminutive hobbit GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! submitted by - the raven
statue: oh my god i aint got no clothes!!!!
ian: erm..yeah..er frodo! can you go get that extra small hobbit shirt out the cuboard over there submitted by - the raven
Ha! I, magneto, willuse my super fantastical powers to bend that lightpost!
Statue: Wrong movie bub
Ian: oopsies submitted by - one size fits all
gandalf: what? this is his?
statue: ooops! submitted by - BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG FAN
yea this is a weird pic, but here goes
IAN'S HOKEY POKEY FOR THE ADVANCED uh.. HOKIER.
Ian: you put your leftindexfinger in....
STATUE:advanced? hokier? you know..... submitted by - where's NEMO
Even though he knew it was wrong, Ian couldn't resist stealing the fascinating greenish statue. submitted by - Sunny
ian: i just want to say, that this is the happiest day of your lives.
statue guy: conceited little bugger, aren't you?
ian:just who exactly are we calling a little bugger submitted by - yavannah kementari
ian:and then it went that way.
statue: are you suggesting that the coconut has migrated? submitted by - fiugred i had to get in a monti python reference
peter whos sitting just over there (points) said im getting to old for this... submitted by - karinya
Ian:I Exit The Stage This Way,Right?
Statue:Grow A Brain.Twit. submitted by - JAWs.
Ian: Great! Now I have a naked statue. All I need now is courage, a brain and a heart.
Statue: DOn't worry, I have them right here in these jars. I hope you don't mind that I got them from a mummy... submitted by - lothlorien
Ian: I just saved this statue from Gollum.
Statue: My Precious! submitted by - Rulea IIII
Ian-go to your room NOW mister!
Statue- "I'm, too sexy for any clothes, too sexy for any clothes, so I'll just go naked, yeah!" submitted by - Erulisse
Statue- I wonder if Dakras picked this picture like Dakras was supposed to, or if Nevermore picked it to humiliate me.
Ian- You! You! You were the one! I knew it. YOU STOLE MY SHINY ARMADILLO! submitted by - TinNim
Ian: What is that green thing floating in the corner?
Statue:That the King of the Dead you Tomnoddy. submitted by - Freya Baggins
Gandalf: "What? oh, Aragon ticked me off so there, he is now solid silver - and he's carry size too!
AH! NO! YOU MAY NOT HAVE MY PRECIOUS SILVER MAN! You can have Merry though... submitted by - Laurrie
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOUNT DOOMS JUST THAT WAY? submitted by - nutellatherapy
Sir Ian: You take a left turn there, and a right turn there--
Statue: And you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around... submitted by - TQ
Gandalf: I bought it from the shop over there!
Statue: My arse you bought me! Look here come the cops! IM OVER HEEEEEERE submitted by - Simon
Ian - It must be cast back into the fires of which i came!
Statue - Hay! Dont I get a say in this? submitted by - Virusoffline
Ian - You in the audience! You shall not pass!
Statue - IAN! get the bouncer of him, he's the director remember?
Ian - YOU SHALL NOT PASS! submitted by - Virusoffline
Ian: Do you know where this picture is going? Into that trashcan! Over there!
statue: Well, about time... my arms were getting tired... submitted by - Rhyfela
Ian: So there was orcs all round here... and Uruk-Hai all round here.....
Statue: Oh no, not this story again! submitted by - PotatoHead
AND the award goes to dakras for getting a life before nevermore! submitted by - dakras [bye, and thanks for the website]
Ian:"I'd just like to thank all the little people out there, especially the hobbits. I couldn't have done it without frodo. I wish he was here to share this moment with me, but unfortunutly he's mysteriously gone missing."
Statue:"I'm right here! Yo...he turned me into a statue so he can except my awards." submitted by - lil pip
Ian: No I swear Frodo went that way and he looked fine!
Statue/Frodo: So this is what you call fine!? submitted by - Hockey Girl
ian and to get this lovely combover effect ive got, you simply put gel on a brush and brush your hair this way. which would, be... uh.... your....... right - no left- um but you would be combing your hair to the right when you actually did it...
statue nice. what he's trying to do is make an excuse for hi awful hairdo by showing you that he did his own hair. which he only did because his hairdresser was as old as he is and she keeled over last week. don't pardon him submitted by - yavahnna kementari

Captions

AMUSING RANDOMOSITY AWARD Blade of grass talking to the blade of grass next to it.
First blade of grass:"Did you see that?! That blond idiot stepped on Joey!"
Second blade of grass:"Yeah but the gray guy took out whole Smith family with just his toes." submitted by - Mrs.Sauron
But Gandalf, How can you tell?
My beard never lies, Mordor is that way submitted by - Lucy
not again... the top of my hat fell off submitted by - me
Legolas: It cannot be true!
Gandalf: Sadly, it is. They are indeed taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
Legolas: I ... feel the strange need to break into song.... submitted by - Riven
Legolas: ... Gandalf? Where are the hobbits?...
Gandalf: ... *curses* submitted by - Reiji Neko Mitsukai
The rest of the Fellowship was shocked and thrown into fits of weeping when they discovered that Gandalf had been replaced with a cardboard cutout. However, when they realized that Legolas had met the same fate, there was much rejoicing, particularly on the part of Gimli. submitted by - Aria
Legolas: Yes, of course, you may make use of my elf-eyes whenever you feel they may aid you, Gandalf, but I think that much of this loss of eyesight you are complaining about could be remedied if you tried wearing your hat a bit higher so it didn't cover your eyes... submitted by - Annie Elle
Legolas: Don't worry, Gandalf, we're almost to the restrooms. submitted by - Phantom Lover
No, I didn't forget the lembas cookies. I left them on purpose! NOW DON'T GET ANGRY! Without my dietary help, you'd be walking through the snow instead of on top of it. submitted by - Bill-who-is-not-from-Wisconsin
unbeknownst to Gandalf, Legolas was attempting to pick his pocket. submitted by - feowyn
And so Legolas's hidden desires are voiced. He had been in love with Gandalf the whole time. Poor Gimli. submitted by - Feowyn
After many hours, Legolas finally got tired of tickling Gandalf.
Legolas: So it is true, you can't tickle a wizard and get a good reaction.
Gandalf: Try the hobbits, you might have more luck.
Legolas: No! I will never give up! Never! Must...make...wizard...laugh... submitted by - Callisto
Suddenly and without warning Gandalfs beard leapt out and smacked Legolas in the face. submitted by - Thom
Gandalf: I see dead people. submitted by - Phantom Lover
Legolas: Uh oh, I think Gandalf needs to be rewound... submitted by - �ni� S�rion
Gandalf: Do you see that bird way out there?
Legolas: Where I don't see it!
Gandalf: Just above that tree.
Legolas: I can't believe this Gandalf can see something I can't but he does not know there is a big zit on his face hehehe! submitted by - Randalf
Legolas: Gandalf, do you thnk my face looks better in profile this way, or *turns head* this way?
Gandalf: zzzzzzzz submitted by - Lothlorien
Legolas: "Well, go on..."
Gandalf: "Erm...I dunno..."
Legolas: "C'mon, Gandalf; if you have a 'thing' for Aragorn, just go talk to him about it. He'll understand..." submitted by - oneofthenine
Gimli:look what i got gandalfs slippers
Sam:oooh parsnips (grabs the slippers and puts them in the cook pot.
Legolas:its ok Gandalf we can buy some more bunny slippers at rivindell submitted by - Nicole
Gandalf: Just let me go, grandson. I can handle this 40-mile sprint on my own. I won the championship after all!
Legolas: Yes, but that was 50 years ago, Grandpa! submitted by - Luci
Gandalf: That looks like a horde of orcs down there.
Legolas: Gandalf, you're not even paying attention! I said, how does my hair look? When I say, "How does my hair look?", you're supposed to so, "Oh, beautiful, Prince of Mirkwood! Your hair is the most devinely gorgeous hair I've ever seen in my life."
Gandalf: *Sigh* (thinking) I hope those orcs get here soon... submitted by - Luci
Gandalf: Quick, Legolas! I see the White Council inspector heading this way! I'll lose my position if he sees me like this!
Legolas: Don't worry, I'll have that bird's nest out of your beard in a few seconds. Elf-seconds, that is, which in the common time currency would be about 5 hours. submitted by -
Gandalf: I cannot believe my eyes! Is it? I'll take another look... Oh, my, it is! The end of the world is near! Legolas has dandruff! submitted by - Ataralas
Legolas: Take heart my friend. The tonic will take a few thousand years to take effect, but your beard will grow as long as my lovely hair. submitted by - Ataralas
Gandalf: Ah... uh... feeling... a... little... faint.
Legolas: Don't worry, mellon, a few more miles and we'll reach the Krispy Kreme shop. submitted by - Ataralas
Legolas: Is what they're saying true?
Gandalf: Yes, I'm afraid so. Galadriel is even shinier then you.
Legolas: How did this happen?! submitted by - Hannah
Days had gone by, but still Gandalf would not meet the eyes of his elf friend. He was mad, for Legolas had refused to pull his finger. Legolas tried many times to apologize, but met no avail. submitted by - Skye
Yes! That starch I put in his beard last night WORKED! submitted by - xbolt
Wow! Even Gandalf's beard is attracted to me! submitted by - xbolt
Legolas: Can I hold the staff? can I? can I?
Gandalf: Why on Middle Earth did I bring him along? submitted by - Guido
Don't worry old man, I'll walk you across the road! submitted by - Guido
Legolas:I must say Gandalf, that in the light of the setting sun you look devillishly handsome. submitted by - Cirithungol
"I think Legolas wants to play Elijah!" submitted by - Stevious
Gandalf: Goodness gracious, we've left the hobbits in Rivendell. We must go back and get them.
Legolas: Er, well, Gandalf, we didn't leave them in Rivendell, they just sort of accidentally fell off that bridge that leads from Elrond's house, so let's just forget about it and keep going... submitted by - Luci
Gandalf: The sign says, "You are entering a LotR spoof zone. You may be spoofed by camera or caption at any time". Hmm, I wonder what that means?
Legolas: Gandalf, we should leave this place. My elvish instinct tells me I'm being spoofed. submitted by - Luci
Gandalf: Oh, what precious children! Look, they're bringing us gifts.
Legolas: Precious? That has been said before, but not by you. submitted by - Luci
The Fellowship's narrow escape is put on hold when Legolas tugs on Gandalf's sleeve yet again.
Gandalf: There are five wraiths, two trolls and hordes of orcs right behind us. This had better be an important question, Elf!
Legolas: Was a tree harmed in the making of your staff? submitted by - Luci
Gandalf: Ah, there's a caption contest going on at lotrspoofs.net; I think I'll enter it.
Legolas: But Gandalf, there's no prize in the mail, no money, no free t-shirt, not even a complimentary coffee mug! A contest like that just sucks, doesn't it? submitted by - Luci
Legolas: Gandalf, answer honestly; should I wear the pink or blue robe tomorrow? Is Galadriel really more powerful than me? Did you steal my hair conditioner? From the looks of your hair probably not. But will the War on Doughnuts ever end? And do you ever wonder if you're fighting on the wrong side?
Gandalf: Many times. Especially when I'm with you. submitted by - Luci
Legolas: What's wrong, Gandalf? Are you still thinking about that caption contest on lotrspoofs.net?
Gandalf: Yes. I don't think I'll be able to enter. I can't seem to remember my grandmother's great uncle's dog's name. submitted by - Luci
Uhh... Gandalf? Your hat is smoking. submitted by - xbolt
*sob* "I had it just yesterday..."
"There, there, Gandalf. We'll find your teddy bear soon." submitted by - xbolt
Legolas: Wizard Gandalf, can you realy take me back to Kansas?
Gandalf: Wrong script dorothy. submitted by - Richard Skemp
Gandalf: Ahh! My staff is stuck inside this rock! Help me get it out, Legolas!
Legolas: Nice try, old wizard. Like I'd risk messing up my hair for that old trick! submitted by - Luci
Gandalf: No no, look! Don't you see him?! I SWEAR I saw Bigfoot! Over there!
Legolas: Sure you did, Gandalf. Look, why don't you sit down for awhile...Y you, uh, need a break from all this guide work. *thinks to self: I'm never letting him into the sugar again. Never ever ever. This is the fifth time today.* submitted by - Starlit

oh,oh gandalf you remind me of my great great great great...grandfather(who is still alive b-cuse he's immortal...duh!)... do you want to lean on me? submitted by - sears
Gandalf: I think we should head north from here, what do you think?
Legolas: Whoa!! Is that a designer label on Gandalf's hat?! I want one!! submitted by - Goggles
Legolas thanks god that he is immortal. submitted by - Bob?
Can I ride the pony? submitted by - Itarilde
Legolas: Excuse me sir but would you like some help crossing the road.
Gandalf:Thats very kind of you young man. Oh I remenber back when i was white, had the world at my feet, I could do anything. wait.. no that hasn't happened yet darn this temperol future memory. submitted by - Perlot
Legolas: Don't worry, Gandalf, Frodo's not really dead. They just made him look like that for the movie. Gandalf? And I thought I was a pansy. submitted by - googoogaga
Legolas: You really should consider combing your beard more often.
Gandalf: Fly you fool! submitted by - Alejandro
With Frodo finally out of the picture, Legolas decides to make his move on Gandolph. submitted by - Brandy R. Lewis
L:Governor Swann, Commodore, Gandalf, I should have told you avery day from the moment i met you, I love you!
G:Peter! the welp's got the wrong movie, AGAIN!!! submitted by - joan
Gandalf: Can someone please tell this elf to let of my arm! submitted by - Robermir
Legolas: Gandalf, what is wrong?
Gandalf: My foot is stuck in a rabbit hole. Just stand here and look as if we're talking in a mysterious way, I'll try and get it unstuck. submitted by - Thom
It suddenly occured to Gandalf that he had absolutely on idea where the hell he was meant to be going. submitted by - Robermir
Legolas: Uh, something wrong Gandalf?
Gandalf: Hey, what they heck is that guy with a camera doing?! submitted by - Matt
Legolas: Don't worry pops, we're almost across the street.
Gandalf: I hate you young people! submitted by - Matt
G: What is it now Legolas?!
L:I left my bow in Rivendell. submitted by - Samantha
Gandalf: I can't see it! where is it?
Legolas: The corner store is about to feet ahead of you.
Gandalf: And we can get Luna bars here?
Legolas: Luna bars? I thought we were getting shampoo. submitted by - slushy
Legolas: Good lord, what on middle-earth is wrong with your beard? submitted by - Rameretz De'Petrio
Gandalf: I have to sit down..
Legolas: Take is easy there Gandalf we still have ways to go before we reach Mordor *sticks a "kill me" behind Gandalf*. submitted by - DNA
legolas: it's ok gandalf, i forgive you for weeing on my lucky tights. submitted by - sophie
Legolas: [shaking Gandalf] Gandalf? Gandalf?! You're taller than me! How - what? Did you... oh no, Gandalf, don't tell me you stole Galadriel's platform shoes! Your days will be numbered with a smaller symbol when she finds out!
Gandalf: Relax, Legolas. I didn't steal anything. You're shrinking, that's all... submitted by - Luci
Gandalf: Well, do we have everything for our picnic?
Legolas: There's just one small thing... the napkin rings were missing. submitted by - Luci
Legolas: Are you okay Gandalf? You look strange
Gandalf:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I forgot my fuzzy pink tube top in Rivendell. I must get it now or Sauruman will never love me back.
Legolas(thinking):*Okay wierdo.* submitted by - Senia
Leggy: check out this statue guys!
Gandalf: I'm not a statue!
Leggy: It's so life like submitted by - Frodo Baggins
Fellowship at the history museum
Leggy: Check out this statue guys! This ones really old! submitted by - Frodo Baggins
Don't despair, Gandalf. There is still a chance that Peter will direct The Hobbit. submitted by - xbolt
Run Gandalf! The killer grass is right behind us! submitted by - xbolt
Legolas: Well if you're not going to tell me I'll ask your beard. Which way to mordor?
Beard: It over there. submitted by - Nat
Legolas: Hello, I'd like you to meet my friend Gandalf.
Ventriloquist dummy that looks uncannily like Gandalf: Hi I'm gandalf. submitted by - Wildman
Gandalf: I hate my life! One, Saruman! Two, I cant see thru my facial hair! Three, this blonde girl scout won't stop trying to me help me across the street and asking me if I want cookies! submitted by - Frodo Baggins
Leggy: Guys! Gandalf's choking! I'll pat him on the back and make him all better!
Rest of Fellowship: WTF?! submitted by - Frodo Baggins
Gandalf: "Oh, look! That tree is smiling at me! How sweet!
Legolas: "Erm, maybe we should get Gandalf out of the sun and rest for a while..."
Gandalf: "Oh, and look! Now it's waving! Hello there, tree!"
Legolas: "Good God...He's losing it..." submitted by - oneofthenine
Leggy: Gaaaannndddaaalllff??? gandalf? gandalf?
Gandalf: Note to self elven day care bad idea. submitted by - Frodo Baggins
Trees in back: Aaaaaah the dwarves got an ax!
Leggy: Can we fed gimli to them pretty please?! submitted by - Frodo BAggins
Legolas: I really want that hat. Imagine the money I could make from selling the rabbits i pull out of it. submitted by - Cookie
"40 years we have followed you, but we left the desert years ago and most of us aren't dressed for the this! WE must turn back Moses!" submitted by - Rob
Gandfalf:Ah look,there it is.
Legolas: There's what?
G: Our destination.
L: What,the public restrooms? You've gone all these weeks without a bathroom?
L thinking: Man this guy really can't go without toilet paper. submitted by - slushy
L: My man Gandalf,its so good to see ya.Wassup man?! Where you been?
G thinking: From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I have run from him and still he finds me! The Legolas of Morgath! submitted by - slushy
G: Does these clothes make me look ugly?
L: Of course not. On the contrary. You could win Mr. Rohan in that outfit. submitted by - Mrs. Saron
In order to earn his new boy scout badge Legolas attemped to help the elderly across the road submitted by - erika
Legolas: Gandalf, what is it?
Gandalf: Oh my God... Is that...? *squints*
Legolas: *looking very alarmed* What? Is it Orcs?!
Gandalf: Wait... *suddenly realizes what it is* Aaahhh! Girl Scouts! Ruunnnn!!!!!!
*runs*
Legolas: *unaware of the dangers of Girl Scout cookies* Huh? submitted by - Lenore
Gandalf: -singh- So it's true, Saruman is STILL the white....
Legolas: It's okay Gandy-Gan! -sneaks bleach bottle in Gandalf's cloak- Just go and jump in a riduculously deep hole with a flaming Barlog into a pool of water and come back in Fangorn wood!!! ;P submitted by - Riel!
G: Do these clothes make me look ugly?
L:On the contrary. You could win Mr.Middle-Earth in that outfit.
G:Mr.Middle-Earth? Who's Mrs.Middle-Earth? L:Me. submitted by - Gollum's ex.
L: Gandalf,are you sure we're going the right way?
G: Oh, very sure.
L: But we're headed North,away from Mordor.
G: Exactly. submitted by - Gollum's ex.
It was at that presice moment that Legolas realized Gandalf's had stolen his foundation. submitted by - Aicha
Legolas: And then he threatened to cut my braids,and I said I was gunna tell on him, So then he said, ya no,I HAVE seen prettier hair, and then I said,.... Gandolf? are you listening?
Gandolf: Eh? whats that *snort*
Legolas: You've go to do something about that blasted dwarf!! submitted by - Liz-beth
L: Gandalf, why aren't you answering me?
G:Sorry,I was lost in thought.
Little did Legolas know that Gandalf was very trying hard not to laugh because there were bird droppings on Legolas's shoulder. submitted by - Gollum's ex.
L:Am I not the fairest of them all?
G: How should I know? Ask that mirror you're always talking to.It'll answer you.
G thinking:Anything to get him away from me,the stupid,vain prig submitted by - Gollum's ex.
Gandalf:Stop it now Leoglas
Legoles:It's not fair! You said that I could walk with your staff *Legolas pouts*
Gandlaf:Well Aragorn is better looking
Legolas:Thats it we are THROUGH! submitted by - lizzy
Legolas: What's wrong Gandalf?
Gandalf:I've just stepped in something sick and wrong...
Aragorn:Dang it Frodo!! submitted by - Arynn
Gandalf:I hate this place.
Legolas:Why?
Gandalf:It's not QUITE the end of the end of the world but you can see it form here. See look.
Legolas: Oh yeah! cool. submitted by - Draconia
gandalf:I...I think I swallowed a butterfly *cough cough*
legolas:walk on it will go down eventually.
pippin*from a distance*not fair he'll have had more to eat today submitted by - seph
Legolas: *stares*
Gandalf: Yes, Legolas, my beard really is grey... submitted by - Jo
Legolas: Gandalf, you're not crossing the Delaware, so stop standing there in that George Washington like pose.... submitted by - Emily
Legolas: Gandalf, i need more shampoo!
Gandalf:Dont worry, we'll make a stop at the next wal-mart. I hear there's a new one near Moria. submitted by - Alatarishness
Legolas: *twitches* you told--aragorn--what?!?
gandalf: ah geez. here we go again... stupid brush...
*aragorn runs away with all he has.* submitted by - brushbe the undead
Gandalf (thinking): If I just grabbed that arrow out of his quiver and stabbed him, all these stupid suggestions about what to do different with my hair would stop... submitted by - fahsion queen
Legolas:Umm... Gandalf! I think you should retract your left hand if we are to get a PG-13 rating. submitted by - Tar P�l�ntir
Gandalf: We have a photogropher in the fellowship?
Legolas: Umm...It was my fault... submitted by - ihavehobbithair
Gandalf: ...and it's cold... submitted by - Alasse
Legolas: Can I have it?
Gandalf: No.
Legolas: Please?
Gandalf: No.
Legolas: Pretty please?
Gandalf: No.
Legolas: *Whines* You're so mean, Aragorn got a new sword, why can't I have a candy bar?! submitted by - Elianna
Legolas: Gandalf...
Gandalf: Legolas, I told you, we have to save some of the lembas for later, no more snacks.
Legolas: No, I have to go to the bathroom...
Gandalf: Fine, we'll stop at the next gas station, just don't throw a temper tantrum in the candy isle again. submitted by - Elianna
Legolas: I am not trying to rob you, Gandalf. I am trying to help you. submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Legolas: Now, I've noticed, Gandalf, that youv'e been a little on the chubby side lately. Now, look at me, I am the most fit elf on earth because I run 5 miles a day! So I suggest you run with me!
Gandalf: We are on a journey across Middle Earth, you idiot fool of an elf! I think I get enough excersise! *shakes head* submitted by - I_can't_wait_for_OOTP!!!!!
L: What is the secret fire, The Flame of Arnor?
G: *sigh* for the last time, it's a secret! submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
legolas:you put what in the bread.
gandalf:time to go. submitted by - elizabeth_eowyn
Legolas: Don't worry pops, we're almost to mount doom.
Gandalf: Stupid elf scout. submitted by - Ado Annie :)
Gandalf: I have a feeling that I will die soon.
Legolas: Don't worry, Gandalf. If they kill you, you will become a being more powerful than any of us can imagine.
Gandalf: ...
Legolas: The force will be with you. (or so says Saruman) submitted by - ihavehobbithair
Legolas: How come your beard is blowing in the wind, and yet my hair is perfectly strait?
Gandalf: Weta Digital. They work wonders. submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Legolas: Gandalf, what is the flame of Arnor?
Gandalf: You don't want to know. submitted by - ihavehobbithair
Gandalf: I don't know about you, but I've always wanted to be on the internet.
Legolas: But Gandalf...
Gandalf: And have my pictures all over a site with little captions, too.
Legolas: But Gandalf...
Gandalf: And have people think of crazy things to say about me.
Legolas: *shakes his head* you're hopeless. submitted by - ihavehobbithair
Leggy: Gandalf- HOLD STILL!! YOU HAVE A BUG ON YOUR BACK!!!
Gandy: get it off!
Leggy: It's so big, cool!
Gandy: GET IT OFF!!
Leggy: it has twenty pairs of legs and HUGE eyes!
Gandy: GET IT OFF, ELF!
Leggy: OOH! GOOP!!!
Gandy: Fool of an elf! Get if off me now!!!! submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Legolas: Gandalf, your cotton balls are falling out and leaving a trail... submitted by - ihavehobbithair
Legolas: What's wrong, Gandalf?
Gandalf: My mother warned me that if I slept on my side, my beard would get stuck that way!
Legolas: Is that like crossing your eyes?
Gandalf: Kind of, in a beard sort of way. submitted by - ihavehobbithair
Admit it Gandalf, were LOST submitted by - Garrick
And Legolas completes his Elf-Scouts Community badge, by helping gandalf across the street. submitted by - Feowyn (the first one....again)
L: Gandalf; look behind you! You're leaving a trail of snow!
G: No, Legolas, I'm afraid that that's just the peroxide you use for your hair leaking. be more careful next time, or the orks will have NO trouble following us.
And I thought Elves could be stealthly..... *grumble* submitted by - Feowyn (The first one. And whoever stole it can stop RIGHT NOW!)
Legolas: They're taking the hobbits to Isengard, to Isengard, to...
Gandalf: Thats it! Suprise beard attack!
Legolas:EEEEEEK! submitted by - Morgoth
Gandalf: (singing) Climb every mountain! Search high and low! Follow every rainbow! 'Till you find the Ring! A Ring that will suck all the life you can give, every day of your life, for as long as you-"
Legolas: "Gandalf? Why are you singing to the Ringwraiths?"
Gandalf: Because... I have confidence in confidence alone! Er, that is, the hour is later than you think, Legolas the Blonde. You did not really believe that wild story about Gandalf escaping my tower, did you? We must join Sauron!
Legolas: Well, you sing better than Gandalf did... submitted by - Luci
Gandlaf: Oh no, not again! submitted by - Robermir
Gandalf: My god! It's a whole ARMY of balrogs!!
Legolas: Gandalf...I just did something involuntary...and messy. submitted by - Thom
Legolas: Don't worry Gandalf, when all this is over we'll send you to a nice nursing home.
Gandalf: *chanting black speech* submitted by - thephantomoftheoperaisthereinsidemymind
Legolas: Hurry Gandalf the Witch-King comes!
Gandalf: If he breaks my staff, you'll be the one paying for a new one! submitted by - Boo28
After Gandalf's great fall in Moria, Aragorn decided to get a life-size picture of Gandalf to remind the group of him...Legolas never got the whole idea. submitted by - ihavehobbithair
Gandalf: They have the cheez-its
Legolas:Are you sure?
Gandalf:.....
Legolas: THIS must have been the shadow that came over my heart! Make haste! We must reclaim the cheesy goodness! submitted by - Zeppie
Lego my Legolas. submitted by - Josh
L: *grabs Gandalf by the arm* Okay, I felt something in my hair! Did you touch it? Did you?
G: No... it was just the wind.
*secretly he cut off a lock of Legolas's hair* submitted by - Eruraina
legolas: gandalf, where is Spriknles?!?
Gandalf: umm.......curses!! submitted by - Brushbe the Undead
Legolas-Gandalf...i do not mean to alarm you....but your tall blue hat seems to have been replaced with an atractive bowler hat
Gandalf-no....i just sat on it submitted by - Trista
Legolas: Gandalf hunny, I'm sure we can sort this terrible frizz problem out with my high-powered pink glittery hair straighteners!
Gandalf: ... Just kill me now! submitted by - Nicola
Little did Gandalf know how magnetic his personality really was... submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
L: I am feeling it again, Gandalf. That inescapable urge to dress up like a pirate! submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Gandalf:Taxi! Taxi!
Legolas:I'll walk you and your beard to Isengard.
Gandalf:Shouldn't you be at the North pole? submitted by - legalos2
Gandalf almost had a heart attack when he stared at a similarly dressed fellow named Puddleglum. submitted by - puddleglum_rocks
Gandalf: Help me, Legolas! The giant rock is going to eat me! Get it away from me!
Legolas: Back to the insane asylum you go, old man. submitted by - puddleglum_rocks
Legolas: "You do realize that we are going ZERO miles per hour right now." submitted by - xbolt
legolas trys to be a boyscout submitted by - lauren + tom
L: i think we're lost gandalf
G: really i would of neva of gessued
L: what should we do
G: blame Frodo submitted by - tom+lauren
Legolas: Gandalf, have you seen my hair brush?
Gandalf: No.
Legolas: Gandalf, have you seen my shampoo?
Gandalf: No.
Legolas: Gandalf, have you seen my conditioner?
Gandalf: No.
Legolas: Gandalf, have you...
Gandalf thinking *Valar help me now*
Legolas: my hair spray? My mousse? My hair gel? My body wash?
Gandalf: Legolas, have you seen my earplugs? submitted by - ihavehobbithair
Gandalf: If those Hobbits sing one more round of "There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea," I will personally take that Ring and use it against them!!!!!
Legolas: It's OK, Gandalf, I understand. Calm down.
Gandalf: (Mutters under his breath) submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Legolas: You mean Arwen WASN'T supposed to save Frodo? submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Gandalf never forgave Legolas for painting his fingernails white, no matter how much Legolas apologized to him. submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
L: Gandalf, why are we traveling towards Minas Tirith?
G: thinking - how was I supposed to know in algebra class that the gate of moria would have a train problem to solve in order to open it?
L: ...Gandalf?
G: Scenic route. submitted by - maethoriel/ihavehobbithair
No matter how much legolas apologized, Gandalf still wouldn't talk to legolas after he called him "Mr. Grumpy Pants." submitted by - maethoriel/ihavehobbithair
Legolas: What is it, Gandalf?
Gandalf: You will be mad at me...
Legolas: Why should I be?
Gandalf: you have dandruff on your shoulder... submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
"Cool! I can make Gandalf's beard move just by STARING at it!" submitted by - neko-chan
Legolas: Go ahead, Gandalf, ask the orcs for directions. Go on!
Gandalf: Um, I don't think so...
Legolas: Hmph, men! submitted by - what name
Gandalf: Where am I?
Legolas: You need to lay off the Old Toby. submitted by - Spykie
Legolas : Gandalf! you need to do your laundry!
Gandalf : FOOL OF A...
Legolas : Your GREY cloak's turned BLACK.
Gandalf : Oops. submitted by - Dakras
Gandalf: wha. what's that over there?
Legolas: don't worry, it's just your imagination
Gandalf was not convinced submitted by - Molly of gondor

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Borimir (later): I could've sworn Harry Potter was there under his invisibility cloak... submitted by - what name
Stunt Guy: Sean, the orc is over HERE. submitted by - what name
Sean: Never call me Mr. Bean again! submitted by - what name
Who knew the stunt coreographer was really Magneto? submitted by - hehehe
Boromir gets a few pointers on his baseball game. submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Man: I want YOU for Gondor's Army.
Orc: Dude, he's, Like, a total cardboard cutout. submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Everyone else saw the sign on Boromir's back that said POINT AT ME, but Lurtz was a little slow to get the joke. submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Lurtz's feelings were hurt when his sword got taken away for a demonstration. submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Boromir joins the colorguard. (What happened to flags, guns and sabers?) submitted by - Aria
Director: I said "break for lunch," not "break the lunchbox!" Now what are we going to eat? Boromir: ... submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Director(Park Ranger):hey you in the getup! sword play is not allowed in the park when children are present. submitted by - Mrs. Sauron
Director(Park Ranger): Please settle your differences in another world. submitted by - Mrs. Sauron
Old Guy: No Sean, you're supposed to swing the sword at Lurtz, not at me submitted by - Aiden Shnuemacher(Shnoo-MAK-er)
HAT-GUY: I dunno what you just did man, but it made this Orc-dude's crotch go all blurry...
FARAMIR: Awesome...
ORC-DUDE: Hey man- do I do that to you? I'm tryin' to get in my zone man, that aint cool. submitted by -
Uruk the orc started to get a little nervous after Boromir picked up that axe. After all, it was only a few arrows. submitted by - �relind� Elendil
Orc: What is he doing?
Man: I have no idea... but look how he is closing his eyes.
Boromir: I hope I am aiming in the right direction... submitted by - Freya Baggins
Boromir: Help me! There's a BIG bug on the end of this stick and it won't let go! submitted by - ihavehobbithair
Boromir: I can't see a thing with these new contacs! Everything I hold gets blurry! submitted by - ihavehobbithair
Shooting the commercial for the new, improved, "INVIS-A-HATCHET" submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Boromir: Why, Why does my pre-death hallucination include that old man in blue pretending to be obi-wan?
Hey is that a crown on Aragorn's head? submitted by - Dakras
Boromir: Hold still, im trying to trim your nails. submitted by - Richard Skemp
Director dude: (to orc) Now, THAT is Boromir. Attack HIM, not random set people. OK? submitted by - Fishface
Bormir: like this? teacher is this right?
Old Guy: yes perfect just a little left. thats it GOOD
Orc: teachers pet submitted by - Alizza
Your almost there! swing it a little faster, and you can write it! submitted by - abigale chase
Stunt Guy: EXCERCISE A LITTLE CAUTION, WILL YOU?!?! You almost chopped off the orc's head!!!
Sean: Oh, he gets his chopped off anyway. submitted by - Rhasken
Boromir: Alright, I know we're now using lightsabers to compete with Star Wars, but why do I have to have the brown one? submitted by - Calenrauko
crew member 1: How many times is that now?
crew member 2: 18
Crew member 1: darn it I had twenty pounds on 17.
crew member 3: I've won then.
crew member 4: what did you have?
crew member 3: well I bet that the Uruk would die on the 18 stroke, from a shock induced heart attack.
(uruk falls over dead)
crew member 5: how did you guess that?
Crew member 3: Well I installed a miniture defibulator in his suit before he put it on this morning.
crew member 2: Thats murder that is.
(Uruk comes back to life.)
crew member 3: No takes eight minutes before it's murder.
crew member 1: but you put the same bet on 20 strokes.
(boromir flails the axe again.)
crew member 3: yep. submitted by - Perlot
Sean: Erm, isn't this an axe? I use a sword! Auuugh!!! How dare you give me an axe?!!?!??! EEEEEEE!!! (kills)
random orc: that was MY axe! Ooh, does this mean I get your sword?
Sean: NOOOOOOO!!! (kills orc) submitted by - my grandmother's great uncle's dog
Bormir: What are all these people doing cutting in on our fight and telling us to do it over? Sheez, You'd think we were on the set of a movie or something. submitted by - Frazleberry
I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!
Calm down, Boromir. It's just a movie. Wait, put that down! AUGH! submitted by - xbolt
*Guy in background left* Hey look! He's got a hole in his pants! submitted by - xbolt
Peter decided to create another *Special Extended edition DVD" of the first movie.
He didn't expect *Loyal* Fans to camp in the area and scream at the actors every now and then. submitted by - dakras
Boromir: OMG! It's becoming invisble! submitted by - Frodo Baggins
Boromir taking it out on sword that the uruk-hai twenty feet away is going to kill him and Bob is telling him how. submitted by - Frodo Baggins
Note from Nevermore: Wha?
Stunt Co-ordinator:Boromir put down the axe before you chop someones head off, it's bad enough you managed to get a sword stuck in Lurtz!
Lurtz(only just realising):Oh God... submitted by - captainbaba
It was at this precise and unfortunate moment that Bob realized what a disastrous mistake it had been to tell Sean he couldn't possibly swing the axe hard enough to sever a limb... submitted by - Waxless
Man: Look! Shiny purple mushrooms!!!!
Orc:Food? submitted by - Silverstar
Man: Umm... Sean, you might want to run. Now.
Sean: Why?
Uruk-Hai: There is a horde coming...
Sean: So? I can beat them with my trusty, blurry axe!
Uruk-Hai: A horde of Fangirls...
Sean: RUN!!!!!!! submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Boromir got mad that his script didn't go past FotR.
Man: Wait! you get a part in TTT extended edition! no need to get violent! AAAHH!!!! submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Man: You see, Lurtz? Boromir has Wonderful fashion sense. the all-black armor look is SO last year. Go for some color, man! submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Man: Don't you swing that thing at me young man!
Orc: I'm hungry... submitted by - Lauredhel
Boromir: So Bob, you said if i closed my eyes and wished real hard, my sword would shimmer into appearance?? AWESOME!!!! submitted by - Becki Undomiel
With the long forgoten staff of Nargothrond Boromir opens a portal to return the unfortunate orc to Angband. The orc is skeptical, but complies once the old man has explained the process properly. submitted by - Kyermemehtar
Ever the prankster, Boromir quickly created a distraction to hide the fact that he'd tied the stage hand's feet to his blue bag. submitted by - Mirahina
The winners of the caption contests here at LOTRspoofs are campaigning for complimentary coffee mugs for the winners.
More violent tactics not shown. submitted by - Dakras
Boromir: Just give us the map, and we won't have to hurt you.
Man: You see, Lurtz, this is what happens when you film too many movies. They all get mixed up. Take this guy for example... submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Orc: Never, NEVER wake a sleepwalker. He could be dangerous and attack you.
Man: You mean, like this guy? *poke*
Bormir: *swings weapon* submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Orc: Am I the only one who is stumped about what to submit for the caption contest? submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
What we don't see when we watch the film:
THE make-up crew that follows every orc/uruk-hai/goblin, to fix up all the damage the stunt people do to the suit.
What we don't see in the behind the scenes TY specials:
*Some* actors not playing orcs losing their temper at the poor make-up artist, when reshooting a ten second fight scene for the 'last' time submitted by - dakras
Boromir: I don't recognize the uniform... Is he a friend or a foe? submitted by - Lotr Dad
A strangely dressed visitor from outside of Middle Earth soon learned the serious consequences of asking for directions from Boromir during a battle with an orc. submitted by - Lotr Dad
Suddenly, realising what a pain Boromir could be to Aragorn and the rest of the Fellowship in the future, Palando the Blue turns up out of nowhere, destroys Boromir's weapon with a wave of his hand, stabs him through the heart and blames it on a nearby orc.
Orc: Huh?! submitted by - Thom
Unbeknownst to the film crew, a fire has started in the forest behind them. submitted by - xbolt
Guy in blue: OMG AN OLIPHANT!
*steals axe when Boromir is not looking*
Boromir: Hey that looks like my axe! submitted by - Your Name
*After finishing the scene filming for the end of the Fellowship of the ring*
The guy in the white cap was repeating the line "I see dead people..." from the sixth sense.
As you can see, the actors whom characters have just died, are not too happy. submitted by - Dakras
guys in background: is it me, or does boromir have a tail? submitted by - captainbaba
stunt guy:now boromir i want you to...
boromir:is that a rolex?
stunt guy: yeah, i got given it free from peter when i started
boromir:why didnt i get one! i am boromir the great! give it to me now!
uruk hai:maybe i shouldnt tell him EVERYBODY got one submitted by - captainbaba
AT A CAPTION CONTEST BRAINSTORM TRAINING CAMP....
Lurtz: My mind... it's gone blank. But then it always was blank. At least that's what Dad told me.....Hmm.
Man: Boromir, listen to this one! I've got it! (pause.) Wait.... no, that won't work. Never mind. Keep thinking, everyone!
Boromir: If you don't mind, I think I'll just stand here twirling my giant pancake until someone thinks of a good caption. submitted by - Luci
Boromir: Y'know, I always wanted to join the color guard when I was in high school... submitted by - Telcontar_Jack
sean: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 MY HANDS ON FIRE submitted by - mollyofgondor
After the glue fumes from the Lurz costume wafted a little too close to Sean Bean... submitted by - MV
Guy on left protuding from Boromir's back: Has anyone noticed teh sword sticking out of the old guy's stomach?
Old guy: Urg... *swoon*
Lurtz: Ugh... Hangovers... Where'd I put my sword? submitted by - Nira de Toryll
Director: You, sir, need to work on that attitude.
Sean: grrr... stinky orcs... grrr... stinky red costume... grrr... stinky hot weather... *swings axe* submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
FREE VASECTOMIES
by Dr. Boromir PhD
Boromir: You in the blue! Step back, you need an appointment. submitted by - TheDangIdiotWearingMyClothes
Director- Your eyes can decieve you. Close them, and use the force.
Orc- The force! Pah! don't frighten me with your sorcerers ways!
Film crew- is that a skid mark there? Nope a mudstain? how about that one? Nope...
Boromir- Hey this force thing really WORKS! watch me choke this orc! submitted by - the raven
Roll up Roll up! Hit the uruk hard enough, win a hobbit prisoner!!!! submitted by - brandybuck1994
aaaargh! the uruk's magnetic! cant....break....axe...free....nnnnnghhhh!!!! submitted by - brandybuck1994
Bob Anderson, having once played Darth Vader, became convinced that he *really* did have force powers, and could *really* force choke Sean Bean. submitted by - Scrubtubwell
*lightsaber noises with mouth* "Shwom...shwom...shiiiinggg! HAHA!!! I like this game! Does this come with in Wii format?" submitted by - Billi Mushrooms
Boromir: Whoever made my sleeves out of girly flowery carpet should be wacked with this exact axe. And it should look just like this!
*SWINGS AXE!* submitted by - Billi Mushrooms
sean had a hard time trying to hit the fly that was annoying him the others thought he'd gone mad submitted by - molly of gondor
"now Press 'A'! now select attack and use thunder swing!"
Boromir regretted blowing the horn of gondor.
All he got was a bunch of play-station nerds who were quickly decimated by orcs when the nerds started trying to set up a campfire. submitted by - dakras

Captions

'I shall call him mini-mini-me' submitted by - captainbaba
Elijah: Do we really want to know what that is? submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Being a heavy drinker and known for liking shorts, this wasn't exactly what Elijah had in mind when he ordered a double on his last drunken night out with friends. submitted by - josie
Elijah: (reads slowly) C-A-P-T-I-O-N C-O-N-T-E-S-T...
Frodo Double: Oh, no! Not us!!! submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Elijah: ...so then you stand here and laugh, and then Ian will laugh, and then we all laugh together!
Double: But I didn't get the joke... submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Elijah: umm... you did know that hobbits aren't supposed to wear shoes... right? submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Frodo: If this picture gets out, I get the feeling people will make a lot of mini-me jokes.. submitted by - Thom
Elijah: See what high heels can do for you?... submitted by - what name
Frodo: Strange. I feel tall. submitted by - what name
Come Mini-me! now's our chance to defeat Austin Powers! submitted by - Elianna
Elijah: You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out...
Double: I still don't get it. submitted by - what name
Frodo: I told you to hold onto the Ring, idiot! Now, did you hear it hit the ground? submitted by - julian delphiki
Frodo the larger: Is it mud?
Frodo the smaller: More importantly, will it blend? submitted by - TelcontarJack
Frodo: MO-OM!!!! Billy's copying me again!!!!! submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Elijah said he can go to sleep anywhere... I guess he's right... submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Frodo:"Look at the ground, it's so groundy! It-it's like a miracle or something! Hey You! Come here and look at this! submitted by - Melissa
Dude in background: Frodo wake up!
Frodo: "Just 5 more minutes mommy." submitted by - Renee
So what are you, a qaurterling? submitted by - Jack
You know you're just for backgrond. submitted by - Jack
So...you're uglier than I am...and that's why you don't get to be in the movie. submitted by - Alasse
little guy: *feeling the bump on his head* i think aragon needs to work on his aim
frodo: i'm glad it didn't hit me though submitted by - molly of gongor
well i don't know what it is do i submitted by - nellum
When Elijah said he wanted to be a bit taller this isn't what he had in mind...... submitted by - LilyBrandybuck
Elijah: Are you SURE i'm sober? Hell, if this has gotta make sense, I don't wanna BE sober! submitted by - LilyBrandybuck
Frodo double: Will someone please explain to Viggo that he's supposed to hit PIPPIN with the apple? submitted by - Aria
You just *know* frodo-mania is getting out of hand. submitted by - Dakras
I told you that taking this picture was a bad idea... Now look where we are! The subject of a caption contest parody type thing! submitted by - xbolt
Elijah: *yawn*im sorry..
Double: yeah you better be!
Elijah: really i am *yaaawn*
Double: im so tired of everyone calling me 'mini me' and 'double' and yet EVERYONE knows your name! i do some much in these movies and i hardly get ANY recognition! and-.. Elijah?
Elijah: *snoooore*
Double: ELIJAH!
Elijah: *wakes up* oh oh sorry Mini Me i didnt mean to fall asleep.. what were you saying? submitted by - Tonks the Jedi Gondorian in Tights
Elijah: Does Viggo know yet that you can't swim?
Double:ohh *brain freeze* to much ice cream submitted by - Tyrna Dragoness
Elijah: *sigh* Once again. alright, Frodo is supposed to destroy the ring, not take over Middle Earth and become an evil dictator.
Double: But he still gets to rule Middle Earth, right?
Elijah: Nooooo... submitted by - Rehanni
There! proof that Frodo had body doubles as bodyguards! Frodo never went to Mordor, the guy on the right did!
What do you have to say to this Mr. Frodo? submitted by - dakras
A pat on the back to anyone who can give a monty python reference to this! submitted by - Dakras
Oh, mother of mine! The orcs say that they got a headache from my singing! Is it fair for them to send a giant to sing to ME? submitted by - Fate's Prophet
Frodo the Small: I thought You said you would be wearing the Arwen costume!
Frodo the Large: I changed my mind. submitted by - Samantha
Elijah: hmmm.....pink spotty shirt, or yellow stripy shirt? aaaaaargh! I can't choose!
Double: hmmm....the pink would look attractive on us.
Elijah: Shut up! It was a rhetorical question! MUMMY! My little brother's bothering me again! submitted by - LilyBrandybuck
Little guy: So whats gollum doing again?!
Frodo: This is what we call a ring induced seizure. submitted by - Cataclypso
Elijah: Do you know why looking at us?
Double: I don't know, just keep looking down and mabye they'll stop. submitted by - perlot
Elijah: It's wierd you know, I'm tall than you but your feet are bigger.
Double: Oh yeh, I wonder how that works. submitted by - Perlot
Elijah: hey what do you think of my stilts?
Double: Ummmm.... well you look like an idiot.
Elijah: What would you know, you're just jeaslous because now I'm the tall one.
Double: At least I don't turn my back on my family by pretending to be a hight I'm not! submitted by - perlot
Elijah: ummm... Peter? Aren't we supposed to look older as we get taller? Not the other way around? submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
OH! No, we came to school dressed the same! submitted by - Elianna
Elijah: No i don't see your contact lense, but I do see a pair of Legolas's hideous neon pink socks. submitted by - littlehobbitsfan1000235
They always had a prayer time before each shoot... submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan
Elijah: Ok, here's the plan. When Gandalf comes passed, I'll distract him by telling him he's late. Then you jump him and knock him out. We hide him beneath a bush take his cart and go sell his fireworks for extortionate prices.
Double: Ok..the what now? submitted by - Thom
Frodo explains to his stunt double exactly why they weren't supposed to follow the lights in the Dead Marshes. submitted by - Aria
Elijah: Don't worry, Kiran, maybe you'll keep growing - puberty sometimes comes late... waaaaaaaaay late... submitted by - Tigerlily
Frodo's double-Wait. . . why am I in for you???? I don't even like you
Frodo-Well if thats the way you want it. I'll just go and cry. submitted by - Charlie
Elijah-OK...we have a few minutes untill we start again so im going to explain this ONE MORE TIME....you put your right foot in...then you take it out....you put your right foot in and then you shake it all about....geddit?
Double-*scatches head* submitted by - Trista
Frodo: Hey, mommy! Look what followed me home! Can i keep it? Please?! submitted by - Mari
Frodo: What is that? O.o
Small one: I don't rightly know...
Frodo: ... *Moment of silence* Dare you to poke it. submitted by - Elianna
Time traveling Attempt 4:
Frodo tries to tell his past self to avoid "Uncle Baggins"
This is after attempt one and two failed because Frodo was talking to the wrong hobbit, and after attempt 3 ended with the present frodo being attacked by a young samwise gamgee. submitted by - Dakras
Elijah: Hey! We're wearing the same clothes! Freaky...
Mini-Elijah: *holds up pinky finger* Ahhhhh, indeed, we are, young one... submitted by - Hah-NUH!
Frodo(Baggins): See? Mr. Saruman is all shriveled up like i told you! Now you will bury him back for me.
Frodo(Gardener)[4th child of Samwise]: Yes uncle Baggins.
FB: Now you know not to question your uncle! So when i ask if you believe that I took a great elvish Sword and killed the dark lord Sauron, only losing a finger in the process, YOU BETTER say yes!
FG: Yes uncle Baggins.
FB: After cleaning up this mess, bring those flowers in like you promised.
FG: Yes uncle Baggins. FB: If you do it well i will show you that mithril coat i stole from the mines of Moria!
FG: Yes uncle Baggins. submitted by - Dakras
Frodo: Erm, Mini-me, why did you steal Legolas's bow and write "I'm a pompous prince" on it? I mean, we are in Mirkwood, after all. It's dangerous.
Mini-Frodo: Um, I didn't steal it. I found it and wrote on it.
Frodo: *rolls his eyes* And the difference is... submitted by - animagus_kitty
*Mini-frodo* "So how do you go to the bathroom with this...costume?"
*Frodo* "Ummm....errrr...uhhh...good question" submitted by - Aliza
*Mini-frodo and Frodo just lost a 3 legged race*
Frodo: "I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU TOLD THE RING WRAITHS THAT WE COULD BEAT THEM IN A 3 LEGGED RACE!!!! WE LOST THE GAME...AND THE (frodo begins to cry) RING!!!!!
Mini frodo- well....i thought Gladrial said that even the smallest person could change the future...i guess i mis-understood her. oops!" submitted by - Aliza
Frodo: Haaaa. My feet are hairrier than yours!! submitted by - Aliza
Elijah: Kiran?
Kiran: What?
Elijah: Why is my CD collecion at the bottom of the cliff laid out to say "Steal me"?
Kiran: Ummm...well, you see, DOM said you had no taste in music... submitted by - Idril L�ralond�
Small Guy: Ow...Frodo, that's not funny!
Frodo: *giggle* Yes it is! PIPPIN! Another apple please! submitted by - LilyBrandybuck
Elijah: Alright , listen, in order to please the ladies, you have to get the walk down. Swagger, and they melt like butter.
Double: I didn't know hobbits swaggered. submitted by - Silk
Frodo: She turned me into a newt!
Double:uhhh......
Frodo:....I got better. submitted by - Silk
Frodo: ...and if you eat all your vegetables you can grow big and tall like me!
Mini Me: But I am you.
Frodo: Touch� submitted by - Khamulthe8
I told you cloning gives you a headache!!! submitted by - elvengrl123
For some reason, Frodo didn't find the large model of himself that Merry and Pippin gave him for his birthday very funny. submitted by - Treebeard the Younger
Frodo: See, *that* is what happens when Dakras submits too many hilarious captions to the contest... Everyone from laughing!
Double: Wow, I feel so bad that people are dying because of the weird position I am in. submitted by - uwishuknew