Caption Contest Archives Pg. 7


Captions

  • WINNER After the Fellowship - Where are they now?:
    Merry and Pippin's new show, 'What Not to Wear,' was such a success that soon people from all over were flocking to have their fashion crisis' sorted. Here Merry helps one Mrs Proudfoot with her colourful wardrobe. submitted by - Abbi

  • WINNER (dom to elijah) man they really pack everything into those swiss army knives dont they? submitted by - richardwindgatexvii



  • DOM: Elijah, how many times? You cannot play Rosie!
    ELIJAH: Whaddya mean? This guy thinks I look good! submitted by - MadamFubarKibble

  • Taking pity on 'dateless Dom', as he was known to some, a kind friend decided to provide him with a genuine, 'Middle-Earth' blow up doll. Dom was so overjoyed to receive this gift that he spontaneously burst into song. submitted by - shirin

  • Dom glared at the event managers as he wondered exactly *how* these 2 freaks had been allowed onstage, and what he was to do with them. submitted by - thedarklord

  • DOM: Don't mess with me, they really serve PINTS here??
    Creepy Lady:ummmm....
    DM: TELL ME!! *grabs her arm*
    CL: Yes Dom but we're out.Billy just got the last of it
    Dom: NOOOOOOO....OOOOO!!! submitted by - Inwe Calaelen

  • Creepy Lady: dom, look there's your little friend MR.SPLINTER!!!! *points*
    Dom: AAHHH!!! don't let him see meee!!!! submitted by - Inwe Calaelen

  • Gollum shirt guy- Lord Dom, we bring you this hobbit captive. submitted by - Bob the Dwarf

  • Dom: Wait a minute...isn't she the Bilbo fangirl from two caption contests ago? submitted by - Abbi

  • It occured to him that the microphone was actually off!!! submitted by - Ding dong

  • Don't think I'm fooled by this remote controlled machine woman, I've got my eye on you! submitted by - Kyermemehtar

  • Dom: Uh Mom, what are doing here? submitted by - Elmarion

  • Merry: Out of all the days I left my clothes at the dry cleaners... submitted by - Markthereader

  • Dominic : Now , i show u the proof that hobbits do indeed have lice. submitted by - Michelle Bloom

  • Dom *Singing* And I said yes, you look wonderful toniiii...what the HELL is that on your head?? submitted by - Cherry

  • Dom: Dude, you're ventriloquist skills suck. submitted by - Dewey

  • Old Lady with Funky dress: Oh, Dom! You're so y when your embarrased!
    Dominic(mutters): Get me out of here... submitted by - Jaredbob

  • Primula: They say we're young and we don't know
    We won't find out until we grow
    Dominic: Well I don't know if all that's true
    'Cause you got me, and baby I got you.
    Both: I got you babe submitted by - Melinda

  • Dom: *to man behind* I thought you said were bringing my blind date!
    Man: this is your date!
    Dom: umm, i was expecting someone from this day and age....
    Hobbit Lady: What, don't you think i'm pretty!?!?!*sobs*
    Dom: hoo boy.... submitted by - Jaeniver

  • Dom's face after realizing this was the Bachlorette he had just chosen. submitted by - Treebeard the Younger

  • Dom: *glares and thinks* '"It's a great idea, Dom!" "Let the fans sing with you, Dom!" I HATE you...' submitted by - Reiji Neko Mitsukai

  • Get your hands off my mother! submitted by - Longshanks

  • Excuse me, there seems to be some mistake with my drink... I didn't mean White Russian - literally! submitted by - Chunky

  • Dom: *thinks* 'What I *wouldn't* give to be on that STUPID ISLAND right now...' submitted by - Reiji Neko Mitsukai

  • Dom: What? It's you Elijah?!What do you mean we can be married now? submitted by - Grandma Shirley

  • Dom is chosen to introduce the new life-size hobbit doll to a crowd of fans. submitted by - Treebeard the Younger

  • Dominic's face after realizing that the eye of Saurumon was in the background. submitted by - Inwe Calaelen

  • Doms Mom: Dommy, I just thought I'd tell you that your fly is down... Dom: *leans over* are you serious?? submitted by - Inwe Calaelen

  • Dom:*singing* was a son of a preacher man! Lady: *thinking* He is sooo hot! submitted by - pet rock

  • "And I'd like to thank everyone for this lovely house warming present." Thinking: What the hell am I gonna do with this. submitted by - Arwen-Undomniel.

  • Dom: **thinks to self: Keep the fans happy, keep that fat lady happy, keep everybody bloody happy...** Err...come here, darling... submitted by - ruby_dreamer

  • Dom: Now, where did you say the batteries are on this thing? There aren't any? Are you sure? submitted by - Skixet

  • Dom: I don't know what to sayyyy.... submitted by - Alasse

  • Dom: Wow, you can really tell how humid it gets with this hair... submitted by - Alasse

  • Why karaoke was banned in Middle Earth under the reign of Ellesar Telcontar. submitted by - Morkano

  • Dom:"How I love you!Oh,yes!I love you!"
    Guy on right:OK,Dom needs to be removed to the insane assylum! submitted by - Saerwen

  • Good Lord...is that what my hair looked like? submitted by - Trista

  • man-*heehee* Dom still dosn't know its a puppet submitted by - Trista

  • just another one of Domnics strange dreams... submitted by - dragonmoondust

  • Dom: whats in youuurrr wallet? submitted by - Lady Tigrane

  • Dom: Yes, I love you too, Mom, but could you please sit down? You're embarrassing me in public! submitted by - CoolDude

  • lady: Go on Dom, sweetheart! tell all your little fans how much you love me!
    Dom: *groan* mum, I'm going to hurt you. submitted by - Why Cedric? whyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

  • Dom: And now, Miss Proudfoot! If you answer this last question correctly, you will win... A date with this grinning idiot behind you!
    Miss Proudfoot: Oh, can't I have a kiss from you instead? Come on, just a quick peck on the cheek!
    Dom: Um... I don't believe that's one of our prizes tonight Miss Proudfoot. submitted by - Raven

  • Dom: It seems this fat... WHOMP!!! Girl: I AM NOT FAT! It's this dress, it makes me look poofy. submitted by - Xbolt

  • Yo yo yo! My name is Merry!My feet are hairy! When I rap its scary! Break it down! *record scratches* submitted by - Bob's not-sister! : )

  • Man- *snigger* Dom will never notice the Kick me sign submitted by - Trista

  • its not over until the fat lady sings! submitted by - evil minion

    dont have one

  • Gollum Shirt Guy: *laughing so hard* Okay, Dom, don't encourage the Hobbit Woman! *few seconds later - stops laughing* Dude, I'm not kidding... submitted by - Cooper

  • Dom: going once... going twice...sold! to the grinning idiot in the gollum T-shirt! submitted by - my name from now on is pet rock!

  • hobbit lady: whats up, Dom?
    Dom: *grumbling* I can't see my forehead. submitted by - pet rock

  • Lady: Give us a kiss luv!!!
    Dom: I think you have had enough to drink.
    Elijah: Come on lets go home to sleep. How about that? submitted by - Wolfer

  • Hobbit Woman: *singing* This is my handle this is my spout.
    Dom: (to dude in black shirt)um.. what is she doing here?
    DIBS: she's serenading you. isn't she sweet?
    Dom: Security!!!! submitted by - randomness rules!!

  • Guy in gollum shirt (looking into lady's hair): Ooh... brown... hee hee.. brown... the One broooooooooown jacket... hee hee...
    Dom (whispering to lady): Psssssst.
    Lady: What?
    Dom: That crazy freak is looking at your hair. And enjoying it.
    Lady: Okay....
    **Strangles freak with shawl.**
    Dom: Thanks.
    Lady: No prob. submitted by - Hannah the Hobbit

  • Dom: Mother please, get off the stage. you are embarrassing me! submitted by - Bannana

  • Girl: when I bend over like this you can hear my back pop
    Boy: Wow! you can
    Dom: Can mine do that? submitted by - The one and only me

  • Dom:*in a frighteningly realistic country voice* and promenade promenade around in a circle! submitted by - pet rock 70's lover ; )

  • Dom: *thinking* is it just me, or is that guy in the gollum shirt checking me out? submitted by - Ado Annie

  • as dom and Elijah look over Dom's high school years, Elijah asks " Man, are you the one on the right or the left?" submitted by - Opera lover

  • Dom: And NO! I WILL NOT have a peachy day!
    (If you don't get it, go read the homepage greeting) :) submitted by - gogo greenday!

  • Dom: *rolls eyes* hey, guard...get this lady out of here...she taking my job.
    Guard: *chuckles*
    Lady:Ohh Let me try the pretty shiny standy thing....ooohhh submitted by - Anaka

  • Dom:(singing)She's a little teapot, short and stout.Here is her handle, here is her spout.
    Guy behind them:(singing) When you tip her over, hear her shout...
    Freaky hobbit lady:(singing) ...tip me over and pour me out. submitted by - half-elven halfling

  • Doms reaction when he realizes all of the eyes in the background are Saurumon's offspring... submitted by - Inwe Calaelen

  • Dom: Is this smiling half-wit your son?
    Lady: Yes, but I can have him adopted in two days if he's going to intervene in our marriage?
    Dom: Ummm..... *help me* submitted by - Viggo fan


Captions

    WINNERS
  • Fuelled by his admiration for Gandalf, Aragorn became obsessive over his newfound talent for magic tricks, finding eggs in the most unlikely of places. submitted by - Abbi

  • Aragorn- ya know....if you cover up this side of his face and squint we dosn't look THAT dead submitted by - Trista



    Winners For Sheer Randomness

  • Woman in back: OMG!!! Somebody help me!!!! This giant squid is dying!!!! submitted by - Orli is only hott as Legolas

  • OK, just-just...wait there. i'll go get the toast! submitted by - *~*Me*~*




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  • *sniff* Farewell, my friend. *sniff* submitted by - Elmarion

  • Viggo: Has my camera angle been reversed? I could have sworn this scene went the other way in the movie... submitted by - Raven

  • Aragorn: Now be push back his head a bit and start CPR...
    Boromir: Oh no.. Oh no... submitted by - Elrawien

  • Aragorn: Wait a second, this isn't a Palantir. submitted by - xbolt

    Try as hard as he mght Aragorn could not get Faramir to rise with his Jedi sklls submitted by - Maddy Undomniel

  • Let's see, who do we have now. Wait a minute, this guy is still alive. I am a morguamatician, not a doctor!!! submitted by - Elmarion

  • Aragorn: *taps Boromir repeatedly on head with a bok bok bok noise* Wake up Boromir. Come on! The frat boys are gone! *bok bok bok* submitted by - MadamFubarKibble

  • Aragorn: Come towards the light. . . submitted by - urmom

  • I'm mean't to be healing him? I thought I was administering the last rites. submitted by - Doyle

  • Most people would put his hand in water, I'm going to put something there he won't know about for days. submitted by - Doyle

  • Honey, if we're going to co-ordinate, you have to part your hair here... submitted by - Doyle

  • You WILL wake up!! submitted by - Kayleigh

  • Aragorn: "Dude, don't move...there's a ladybug on your head."
    Faramir: *whines* "Ewww, get it off!" submitted by - Professor Chaos

  • Aragorn decided to use his new Jedi mind trick on Faramir to convince him to fall in love with Eowyn submitted by - Tyuru Amarth

  • maybe if Aragorn trys as hard as he can special powers may errupt from his palm that will make Faramir stop copying his hair, beard and well everything really submitted by - Hattie

  • Aragorn: I can feel your aura, man. Its- Its telling me that you shall be known as... Gondor Soul.
    Faramir: Trippy! submitted by - Hoofin' It

  • After having a few pints of beer, Aragorn beleived that he could hypnotize people submitted by - Jaredbob

  • LIVE! LIVE!!! darn it, I need lightening!! LIVE!!!! submitted by - Jaeniver

  • Faramir: Aragorn... I will be dead soon...
    Aragorn: No you won't i'll heal you.
    Faramir: Thats not a good idea.
    Aragorn: Sure it is i'm a doctor.
    Faramir: Really?
    Aragorn: Yep I just started today.
    Faramir: *Gulp* submitted by - Boromir Of Gondor

  • Aragorn: Look dude just because I think your sick and want to fell your fore head does not mean to get worried and faint. submitted by - LEGOLAS FAN
  • Aragorn:Why is it always my job to touch dead people? submitted by - baby Frodo

  • Devil Be Gone! submitted by - Flojo

  • Wake up before I smack you in the head! If you've been to busy sleeping to notice, there is a war going on! submitted by - Mario

  • Aragorn: Hello?...Farimir?....You awake?...Hello? *waves hand franticly above Farimirs face*
    Farimir:Just ignore him, maybe he will think I am dead and leave me alone. submitted by - Cassandra Boyd

  • Hello? Hello? HELLO? WILL YOU WAKE UP?!?!? COME ON!!! MIDDLE EARTH ISNT GONNA SAVE ITS SELF YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!! submitted by - Samantha

  • Light as a feather, stiff as a board, rise body rise!!!!!! submitted by - Trista

  • Aragorn: Hey! Wake up! We've got to help our fans think of a caption for this picture! submitted by - Olorin

  • Aragorn's thoughts: Okay,slowy grab it before he wakes up submitted by - Baby Frodo

  • Aragorn:(*Thinking*) Man, to many peanutbutter and jelly sandwitchs. submitted by - LEGOLAS FAN

  • Your right! I bring my hand closer and his head does start glowing! submitted by - arwen_4u

  • Woman in back: Why is there a teddy bear in my bag? Who should I suspect? submitted by - TheOneLOTRFanatic

  • Aragorn *thinking*: Use the Force.....use the Force.... submitted by - oneofthenine

  • Aragorn: Oh my God, that is a huge zit... submitted by - Stevious

  • Brother Faramir: be HEALED!!! submitted by - Hrothgar

  • Aragorn: HELLO FARAMIR!!! WAKEY, WAKEY!!! THIS IS YOUR NINE O'CLOCK ALARM CALL!!! *bangs Faramir on the head*
    Woman in the background: You stunned him! Just as he was waking up! Gondorians stun easily.
    Aragorn: He's not stunned! He's bloody demised! And when I arrived not half...
    The author who has gotten a bit carried away: Sorry, I could go on and on forever with this. *slinks away singing of lumberjacks* submitted by - Raven

  • You fink! Maybe if you would concentrate you would be able to levitate! submitted by - PetRock (who is a girl, just so ya know)

  • some lady in background: die, jedi die, *glances at Aragorn just to see him completely ignoring her* *chokes some guy*
    Some guy: *chokeing*
    Aragorn: *comletely ignoring surroundings and sobbing* NO FARAMIR! dont die, if you die then Eowyn will die and if Eowyn dies then ill die and if i die then Arwen will die and if Arwen dies then Elrond will die...*goes on and on untill all of M-E is destroyed... submitted by - hey you

  • Viggo: *groan*, mental note self, get Daisy an alarm clock so I won't half to wake him in the morning. *deep breath* WAKE UP DAISY!!!!! submitted by - Elmarion

  • Aragorn:Hmmm...you think if I just touch him, he'll wake up? submitted by - Tara

  • Aragorn:Brain-swapping is a lot of fun when the person your swapping with is unconscious. submitted by - Half-elven Halfling

  • Aragorn is trying to put make-up on Faramir while he's asleep. submitted by - Half-elven Halfling

  • Aragon: and Rise from the dead (whispers) c'mon dude i wanna impress the girls (to audience) watch as i raise Faramir from the dead... or i could just take em to mc donalds submitted by - vallug

  • Aragorn: Alas, poor Faramir; I knew him well. submitted by - shirin

  • Aragorn: Okay, now how did Spock do this? submitted by - Rayne Bloodmire

  • Aragorn: How come I'm not seeing Sauron through this? submitted by - Alasse

  • With his new finger paints, Aragorn thought it might be funny, when Faramir woke up... submitted by - Hannah

  • Faramir: Look, no matter how large that splinter is i'm not pulling it out! Hey don't wave your hand in my face, stop it i say! submitted by - VALARLIGHT

  • Guy in the background: Uh...lady...watch what you are doing PLEASE! submitted by - Kayla

  • *poke,poke,poke*
    Aragorn : this is fun!
    *poke, poke,poke* submitted by - FireHorse200

  • Aragorn: Legolas didn't know what he was doing when he dared me to take Faramir's wig... submitted by - Maralyn

  • Take deep breaths. Slowly. Good. Feel the chi residing in the room. Now let it flow through you, channel it. submitted by - Kyermemehtar

  • Aragorn sighed and shook his head sadly; Faramir was one of many to fall vitim to the Brain Freeze Plague. submitted by - Reiji Neko Mitsukai

  • Aragorn: If I tap here does it hurt? Yes? Do you lose all sight and feeling if I tap you here? submitted by - Alasse

  • Even though they're in the infermary, that doesn't stop the fuzzy woman in the background from stabbing the fuzzy man in the background. submitted by - Alasse

  • Aragon:Faramir!Come back to the light!!!!!! Faramir:Dude....I'm just sleeping..... submitted by - arwen_4u

  • Aragorn : And THAT is why i am the king and you are just the son of a steward! * boks faramir in the head * submitted by - Michelle Bloom

  • Suffering hair problems of his own, Aragorn decided to wear Faramir's wig instead. submitted by - devious

  • Aragorn: Watch and be amazed as I preform an autopsy with my bare hands on a living, breathing Gondorian! submitted by - Estel

  • Aragorn: This concealer really matches your skin tone. submitted by - Cara

  • Aragorn: *strokes Faramir's forehead* mmmyyyy precioussss submitted by - VALARLIGHT

  • "Yes, my dear, Your Aura is pulsing!" submitted by - Kaylee

  • In the name of the father... and of the son... and of the holy spirit... submitted by - pet rock

  • Aragorn: "I wonder if it's sticky...There's only one way to find out..." submitted by - Po-ta-toes

  • Aragorn: This one's dead.
    Faramir: No I'm not!
    Women in back: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
    Aragorn: Yes he is. submitted by - Erik

  • Dude...DUDE...c'mon dude, HEY WAKE UP!!!!!!! (15 minutes later) Oh crap... submitted by - Billi Mushrooms!

  • Aragorn: Why are you wearing a dress?
    Faramir: It eowyn's is'nt it pretty?
    Aragorn: It Is! Can you get me one? that color goes with your complexion sooo well!
    Faramir: sure. Forest green DOES become me.
    Aragorn: I look good in yellow. Faramir?
    Faramir: I just fainted thinking of how good i look in forest green submitted by - Kyra

  • Aragorn: No more miruvor for you, Faramir...
    Faramir: You're one to talk.
    Aragorn: ??
    Faramir: Why are you still so possesively holding my hand, then?
    Aragorn: ... submitted by - eruanne

  • Aragorn: I will now demonstate the patented "Deagol face grab". Thanks for volunteering Faramir. This is a very usefull manuver, however, sadly, it was not enough to save it's poor inventor, Deagol. submitted by - Grandma Shirley

  • Wingardium-leviosa! submitted by - dragonrider

  • Aragorn: *mutters elvish*
    Faramir: thinking, *maybe if i close my eyes, he'll get up and leave*
    Aragorn: hmm, maybe if i move my hand over his face this'll work
    Faramir: thinking *oh god, what's that awful stench hovering over my face?!* (faints)
    Aragorn: NOO!!! he's dead!!
    Faramir: *regains consiosness* hehe, now...what will he do if i open my eyes...*smirks*
    Aragorn: Woah, that was wierd, he smirked..oh well, at least he passed on happily. *looks fondly at Faramir, not suspecting anything...* submitted by - Khyber

  • Aragorn - *I'll just tap him on the forehead really hard and then run away really fast...he'll never know what hit him, hehehe.* submitted by - Ssof

  • mmmmmmm, your skin is so soft! do you mositerise? submitted by - Eruwaedhiel

  • When Aragorn finally realised that it was his stunt double that had gone into his room at night for make-up, it was too late..... submitted by - Aragorn son of Whats-his-name-again?

  • Wait a sec! Did Aragorn Just kill his own clone???? submitted by - LOTR lover!

  • "In the name of the Father, the Son..." submitted by - Clyde

  • Aragorn: Okayyy....PLAY DEAD!! ...good boooy submitted by - Julia

  • What the future King of Gondor doesn't know is that, when Faramir wakes and his head catapults forward, it will smash into Aragorn's hand. Faramir will retaliate with a like slap to Aragorn. This will begin a catfight hitherto unknown in MIddle-earth. submitted by - Riven

  • Aragorn:Dude, he's out of it man...
    Gandalf (off to side shaking Pippin): FOOL OF A TOOK! I TOLD you NOT to give hime any more PINTS! submitted by - Estel

  • Faramir: No fair! It's my turn to play doctor!
    Aragorn:Shut up! submitted by - jess

  • (italics)It was drunken curiosity that led Aragorn to test the question Faramir feared above all: How many rings do you think will fit up his nostril? submitted by - Mrs. Greenleaf

  • Aragorn: Umm... Arwen doesn't have to know about this.... submitted by - Mrs. Greenleaf

  • Aragorn: I'm supposed to heal him? He's desgusting! I'm not going to tough him! Why on middle earth hasn't anyone invented gloves yet? Huh?
    Faramir: You're a fine one to talk! Just how long has it been since you last washed your hair? submitted by - Deyinel

  • After a night of heavy drinking, Faramir totally crashed, and awoke to catch Aragorn in the act of a cruel prank involving peppermints... submitted by - Mrs. Greenleaf

  • Woman in background: Alright, who destroyed my Legolas standup?!?!?!?!?!?!? submitted by - Gandalf and Frodo

  • Wait! Wait! You have another one riiiight there. submitted by - Elladan

  • Aragorn: Oh, honey, you have a tempurature! Don't worry, daddy's gunna make it all better! submitted by - F. Baggins

  • Aragorn: The exorcism of Emily Rose has started...
    Faramir:... wait... I'm not Emily Rose! I'm not even Emily!
    Aragorn: shut up, I need a rehearsal... submitted by - Eleny

  • And here we have the new king traps.Just lay a sick ranger on the floor and watch him be drawn to it before your eyes like magic. Buy it now for only $67.95 submitted by - Evenstar

  • Woman in back: OMG!!! Somebody help me!!!! This giant squid is dying!!!! submitted by - Orli is only hott as Legolas

  • As hard as he tried, Aragorn simply could not get his hand through the forcefield surrounding Faramir's head. submitted by - Voronwe

  • aragorn:I BEG YOU, EOWYN'S STALKING ME!!!!
    faramir: (SNORE)zZz submitted by - Faun

  • how come when I look in the mirror and close my eyes I see Faramir? submitted by - murderouscow

  • CSI: Middle Earth.
    But they haven't really mastered the "checking to see if the victim is dead yet" part of it... submitted by - Alasse

  • Aragorn: What begins with 'Come here' and ends in 'ow'?
    Faramir: I don't know, what?
    Aragorn: Come here. *flicks Faramir round the head*
    Faramir: Ow!
    Moral: Never watch three hours of Blackadder then go on a caption contest. submitted by - MadamFubarKibble

  • Aragorn: You lazy couch potato! were going to war here!(long time later).......
    Aragorn: I hate you. submitted by - baby Frodo

  • Aragorn:OH NO! #20 has passed out! I guess spying at the girls super duper girl metting was to much!STUPID EVIL PEOPLE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! submitted by - LEGOLAS FAN

  • Aragorn:I knew you would pass out in a race. I won the bet give me $50 or I'll pull your hair. submitted by - baby Frodo

  • The field trip to Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum had been a blast.
    Aragorn:*stands in awe, pokes one to see if it's real* submitted by - Rider of Rohan

  • Aragorn: Come ON, Faramir, my rightful King of Gondor speech wasn't that boring... submitted by - Aria

  • Woman in background: "All theese dead people... there is something very strange going on."
    She was right of course, but she never found out anything else about it. submitted by - xbolt

  • As Aragorn reached for his pack, he suddenly wondered, "Hey! Where did this dead guy come from?" submitted by - Elrohir and Elladan

  • Aragorn: Hmm i thought faramir was here but it looks like i'm looking into a mirror. hello good looking. WAIT!!!! I'M DEAD!!!!! submitted by - Fizzwan

  • Quick, someone invent a defribrillator! submitted by - richardwindgateXVII

  • Aragorn was shocked after the battle of the Black gate as he removed the helmet from one of the soldiers of Rhûn and found out it was his own BROTHER!!! submitted by - Aragorn Son of Whats-His-Name-Again?

  • Aragorn: *Tries mind trick thingie* WORK DAMNIT!
    Boromir: *Groans* *Looks up* Ahhh!! *Closes eyes*
    Aragorn: *Shrugs* OPEN SESEMY, oh wait... is that how you spell it? Uh, anyway... WAKE UP! submitted by - Mirandaseer

  • Hey, this isn't Faramir... I think he's wearing a mask. submitted by - Anna

  • now, how many fingers am i holding up? submitted by - thepiratesherryispouring!

  • uh....i think that my hand is stuck or something, because it isn't moving submitted by - seto kaiba

  • Aragorn: Ok, just a few more minutes and I will be done, and all obstacles to becoming King will be out of the way....huh, why does that woman keep looking at me...move along...there is nothing to see hear. submitted by - lover of aragorn

  • *noise in back ground*
    hmmmmmm AHHHHHHHHH *light shines* submitted by - Adelis

  • Aragorn:Um, Faramir why do have an "Ilove Eowyn" tatoo on your forehead?
    Faramir: Whaaat?? it's still there? submitted by - Tinuviel

  • Aragorn: By the Will of the good lord, he shall be healed!!!!
    Faramir: ???? submitted by - Aly

  • Aragorn: His forehead is hot. You know, I think he might have a fever.
    Man in backround: Um... he's dead, Aragorn.
    Aragorn: That's a possiblilty, too. submitted by - Gollem's cousin

  • Lady in background: GANDALF! Aragorn decapitated my teddy and now he wants to kill Faramir to!!! submitted by - Estel

  • Aragorn was tired of telling everyone that he had nothing to do with the sudden sickness of his stunt double.
    Aragorn: well, he's sick, right? so he wont be able to double me for that day I kiss Arwen... submitted by - Daymare

  • Aragorn: Um... Faramir? I'm... damn it, I'm really sorry I've knocked you off your horse. Been sure you're an orc... um... will you forgive me? (telepathy through hand)
    Faramir: I dont wanna hear, I don't wanna know! Please don't say you're sorry... I heard it all before and I can take care of myself... submitted by - Little Rix the Risk

  • Aragorn: Brave Faramir u have not died in vain...
    Faramir: i'm not quite dead...
    Aragorn: Farmir u shall not have been mortally wounded in vain.
    Faramir: i think i might pull through...
    Aragorn: oh...
    Faramir: I think i could come with u to the battle with u...
    Aragorn: No! u must stay here while i daringly and heroicly lead the battle on my own! submitted by - Alexa + Shona

  • Aragorn: Boromir you look sick let me feel your head.
    Boromir: Leave me alone I'm trying to sleep! submitted by - Naseeb

  • dude: zzzzzzzz
    aragorn: *poke* submitted by - steph

  • Aragorn: When I do this to your eyes, does it make my butt look big?
    Faramir: For the love of. . . submitted by - ishy

  • Aragorn:Oh great, hear comes the kissing scene. Faramir:You have beautifull eyes. submitted by - Solten of Brasil

  • Scene from the upcoming movie "Brokedoom Mountain." submitted by - Vhilidrin

  • Oh come on...It worked for Jesus, but never me! submitted by - DragonOfTheElfs

  • Aragorn: I never liked him anyway..... submitted by - Frosty

  • Study this image closely. Can YOU spot the hidden couple that managed to get away with stealing a carpet? submitted by - son of a Took


Captions

  • WINNER A voice from the crowd: I told you not to feed the gulls! submitted by - Merry

  • WINNER And, as everyone knows, what happened next can only be defined as "fate."
    The polka music started. submitted by - maroozer

  • WINNER And in this startling picture, merely one of many which has inadvertantly captured an image of the paranormal, we can see ghostly white specks floating around the two main characters of the photo. Doubtless the visiting ghosts were dead relatives or friends. submitted by - Lindsey




  • Faramir (Thinking) : She loves me
    She loves me not
    She loves me
    She loves me not
    She loves me! YES! submitted by - Aragorn Son of Whats-His-Name-Again?

  • Mawwiage... Mawwiage is what bwings us togevah today... And wuv, twoo wuv... submitted by - Aria

  • SNOW!! submitted by - Alasse

  • Faramir: What are we clapping for?
    Eowyn:...i don't know..just keep smiling.. submitted by - VALARLIGHT

  • Éomer: i hope you can take me all the way to china.submitted by - Sulten of Brasil

  • I'm not smiling fully because I don't want her to see my braces... submitted by - Alasse

  • Guy in background: My nose hurts.
    Guy to the right: Suck it up, you pansy. Can't you see we're having a romantic moment? submitted by - Alasse

  • Miranda: Does he know that you put glue on the crown yet?
    David: Not yet.:) submitted by - Elmarion Greenleaf

  • Faramir (Thinking): Then I saw her face..... Now I'm a believer..... submitted by - Aragorn Son Of Whats-His-Name-Again?

  • Faramir: What's that on your headband?submitted by - You Know my face? SO DO I!

  • Faramir: Wait a sec....isn't it a little too early for snow? submitted by - Aragorn Son Of Whats-His-Name-Again?

  • Faramir:(THINKING)This is sooo anoying! I mean, look at that smile. She looks like a baby rodent!!!
    Éowyn:(THINKING) Isn't he lovely?? if you think so, he's MINE!!! submitted by - You know my face... SO DO I !!!

  • oh faramir! the things you say! submitted by - Shirestone

  • As they drew in for the kiss, faramir wondered vaguely if he should tell Eyowen she had spinich in her teeth submitted by - Eruwadiethl

  • Eowyn: This is so cool! Every time I clap it snows!
    Farimir: *face palm* submitted by - Draco's Girl

  • Eowyn: (thinking) That is a giant snowflake... submitted by - Elfstar

  • Farimer:See i told you we'd save mney if we used "Rohans smelly escourts" submitted by - _ME_

  • Eowyn: Doesn't Aragorn look grand cleaned up?
    Faramir: That maiden - the elf - she's gorgeous...
    Man on right: I have a funny feeling millions of viewers will misinterpret this shot. submitted by - Annie L

  • Eyown:I cannot believe they cut us from the film.
    Farimir: Just keep smiling, maybe fans will figure it out. submitted by - Kaida Black

  • Guy on the right: "What the heck is that fuzzy thing on the pole in front of me?" submitted by - xbolt

  • As the orcs bombarded marshmellows on the Gondorian crowd Eowyn and Faramir thought of the best way to dispose of them submitted by - Melia

  • Guy next to Faramir * I could have been Faramir but noooo I'm the nameless guy next to Faramir.* submitted by - Melia

  • Faramir: Nice smile u hafe Eowyn...
    Eowyn: Thx..tt's jus my botox at work.. now, it's stuck in tt position... submitted by - Sivagami

  • Faramir: You do know i'm gay don't you.
    Eoywn: heh heh WHAT! submitted by - OB fan and dimbo.

  • Man With Bow Standing To The Side: Lookit! My bow is a flashlight too! submitted by - Riven Hale

  • Eowyn: See? I can clap with only one hand!
    Faramir: That's nice, sweetie... submitted by - Elwohir

  • Guys in Armor standing around Eowyn and Faramir: Rrrrggggg!!! Why won't they stop their mushy love talk for just...five minutes even!!!!! I mean, for Pete's sake!!!! submitted by - Olorin

  • Faramir:If we smile and clap he will think we are as happy as can be submitted by - The one and only me

  • Eowyn: I can't stop laughing...Aragorn's going to be so surprised when he finds the rhinoceros in his changing room
    Farimir: hee hee hee hee submitted by - the nameless one

  • Eowyn: He, he! Arwen's got her dress tucked into her nickers!!
    Faramir: Har! You noticed too?
    Eowyn: *giggle* How can you not? submitted by - Isildur's Bane

  • Eowyn: *giggle*
    Faramir: What?
    Eowyn: Your cape is falling off. That's all.
    Faramir: *thinks* Drat. submitted by - Incanus

  • Eowyn: See? When I move my hand really fast, it gets all blurry!
    Faramir: Uh, that's nice. (thinking) And they say I hang out with Gandalf too much! submitted by - Far Too Much Free Time

  • Eowyn: Hey, see, see! Look! I caught a petal between my fingers!! Pretty cool, huh? I bet you can't catch a petal!
    Faramir: I already did.
    Eowyn: What? No you didn't! Where?
    Faramir: It's in my hand.
    Eowyn: Hey! Move your hand and let me see it then!
    Faramir: No, I don't want it to blow away.
    Eowyn: Humph. I don't think you have one.
    Faramir: I do to have one!
    Eowyn: Then show me *hmph*.
    Faramir: I'll show you later.
    Eowyn: You just don't have one.
    Faramir: I do too have one!
    Eowyn: No you dont.
    Faramir: Yes I do!
    Eowyn: No you don't.
    Faramir: Yes I DO!!
    Eowyn: No you DON'T!!
    And on it went until the guy behind them with the stick lost all patience and whacked Faramir in the head. submitted by - Orlando the Small Hatchling

  • The look on rabid butterfly collecter Eowyn face when she notices the rare butterfly that had landed on Faramir submitted by - Melia

  • Faramir: *oh no! She's looking at me! And.. is that brocolli or spinach in her teeth...?* submitted by - Hoofin' It

  • Eowyn~ "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!" submitted by - Eliz

  • Faramir: Not bad for only the last few seconds of the movie....
    Eowyn: Just smile. He's the only one left! submitted by - evarwen

  • Faramir: I hope Eomer isn't around right now... submitted by - Aria

  • Guy with bow: Where? I don't see it!
    Faramir and Eowyn: *giggle, he, he, snort, ha* Oh, oh keep looking! It's there!
    Guy: All right... But I still don't see anything.
    Faramir and Eowyn: *he, he* sucker... submitted by - The Sons of Feanor

  • Guy in back: (to other guy in back) Your standing on my foot. submitted by - Thingol Greycloak

  • Faramir-*thinking* I wonder if Eowyn knows i have a pizza in the oven...
    Eowyn-*thinking*I wonder if Faramir knows i ate his pizza... submitted by - Trista

  • Eowin: Do the colors of my teeth match my crown??
    Faramir: Er... Yes...
    Eowin: Great! submitted by - Maserko

  • Faramir: Think we should tell Aragorn that the Secret Service guys he insisted on are inflatable?
    Eowyn: :D submitted by - Fearanwen

  • Eowyn: I used to be a man.
    Faramir: Oh..that's nice. submitted by - Kate

  • Are you thinking what I am thinking? *wink**wink* submitted by - lotrcrazed

  • *man to the far right of the picture, face half obscured* Hark, is that an orc I see? no, wait, it's just Gimli....whoops...he saw me....better run! submitted by - Jaeniver

  • although eyowen semed to be smileing happily, faramir knew otherwise - he was the one who put superglue in her tooth paste! submitted by - Eruwathiel

  • Eyowen:so , where is she? the woman who gave you that sword?
    Guy next to faramir: oh, we've all heard THIS before.... submitted by - Eruwatheil

  • Faramir: Do have any idea what Aragorn is talking about?
    Eowyn: Not a clue. Just smile nod Faramir, smile and nod. submitted by - Raven

  • Faramir: You're pretty... Can I have your palantir number?
    Eowym: Um.. sure... let me just...um... go back to my room and...get it... 'Thinking: OMG He's creepy! Get away from me! Maybe if I just smile he won't hurt me!' submitted by - Raven

  • Lets get it on! submitted by - JOhn Jacob

  • "hey Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey! Hey, hey, hey, Mickey! Come on, Faramir, clap on the beat!" submitted by - Holly

  • Faramir: Ha. Silly fans. Trying to put a caption on this picture. They'll never be able to caption us! Eowyn: Ha, ha! There's no danger of that! submitted by - A Great Flaming Eyeball

  • Eowyn: You do realise that you're going to be the skirt in this relationship? submitted by - Thunderbun

  • smile and wave... just smile and wave... submitted by - Inwe Calaelen

  • hmm...i wonder if farimer knows that he has a peice of spinich in his teeth? best not tell him. he may forget to buy me my foot cream again. submitted by - Aly

  • (man on far right) I must NOT cry! You can't make me cry!! submitted by - erika

  • hey, Faramir, my eyes are up here. submitted by - inchworm...inchworm...

  • why is it snowing in the middle of summer?????? submitted by - Sam

  • ...And Eowyn smiles innocently as she thinks of the next world-dominating plan... The Lord of the Headbands. submitted by - Jiyeon

  • Faramir: "Hey, remember that time in elementary school when I caught your hair on fire with my daddy's special oil? I see your hair has grown back since then." submitted by - StageProps

  • Guy to the far left with bow: 'I can't stand halflings. Just got to wait until I've got a little better shot...' submitted by - Meriadoc Brandybuck

  • Eowyn: Hehe, I never liked Aragorn. You...You do know that right?
    Faramir:I love flower petals. I like how they fall like snow......
    Man standing on the left side of Faramir: Someone help me..... submitted by - Elfgirl

  • Eowen: I love you.
    Faramir: I love you too.
    (In Faramir's mind: TOO MUCH LOVE....OH MY GOSH!!!!! SHE IS IN MY BUBBLE!!!!!!) submitted by - Arwen_4_u

  • Eowyn: See, why couldn't you do something like that for me?
    Faramir:(thinking) Uh-oh...Just keep smiling and ignore her.. submitted by - Brilyte

  • Eowyn:I love all these prety flowers flying around. i think that spring has finally sprung!
    Faramir:Yes dear, thats ... lovely (what on earth have i gotten myself into? these rohirrim....) submitted by - lez

  • Faramir:what's that on aragorn's back?
    Eowyn:you noticed?
    Faramir:he's gonna kill you when he hears you put a sticker on his back for his inauguration. submitted by - lez

  • Faramir: Honey, you have smething between your teeth.
    Eowyn: Crap, I hope it hasn't been there for too long. Oh well, just smile and clap ... submitted by - Nightwind

  • Faramir: Did you like it dear?
    Eowyn: Why yes, Sauron and the Nazgul Blues Band really rock. Tirithstock is the best! submitted by - Nightwind

  • Eowyn:(thinks) *sniff* I can't belive Aragorn is geting married. I wanted so much for him to- Hey! Ths guy looks like him!
    Faramir: (thinks) aaaagh why is that girl looking at me?!?!?!?!?!?!?! submitted by - Viggoisthehottestthingalive

  • whilst Eowyn seemed to be smiling blissfully, Faramir knew better - it was he who had swopped her toothpaste for superglue! submitted by - Eruwadetheil

  • "And then I Tossed the hobbit up into the air, and ran. It was sooo fun!" submitted by - Enoden

  • Hey Look!! It's snowing! submitted by - moose

  • Eowyn: I'm incredibly happy!
    Faramir: Life is good again!
    Man: Snow in May? submitted by - A Shire Hobbit

  • EOWYN: Fine time for Constipation... submitted by - The Philantrophist

  • Faramir: Well, y'see, I got THIS scar when I was teaching some weird white creature a lesson. I got THIS one for fightning an orc, I...
    Guard with bow: Ohh, brother *palms head* submitted by - grandmother's great uncle's dog's name

  • Eowyn(thinking): I know you put that superglue in my toothpaste Faramir. And as soon as this ceremony is over, I'm going to MURDER you! Faramir(thinking): Why is she looking at me like that? Crap! She doesn't know it was ME who put that suprerglue in her toothpaste does she?! submitted by - Raven

  • ...And that was how the Man next to Faramir got the idea that they were all trapped inside a boy named Joe's snowglobe... submitted by - Shire Hobbit

  • Eowyn and Faramir share a secret smile as they discover the secret to all of life's questions. One hand clapping...pssshhh. Next mystery, please. submitted by - Maroozer

  • Faramir: Wow, I... I just love how... how shiny your head is! submitted by - goodgulf the wizard

  • "No honey, I don't want to cut my hair. I like it the way it is."
    "But honey, I really wanted to watch this game. Couldn't you just tape Oprah?"
    "I really don't have time to take you to the Gap of Rohan now. Couldn't you ride there yourself?"
    "A back massage? Now? I really don't have the time, honey..."
    "I know you spent so long cooking, honey, but couldn't we just order out instead..."
    "Does your brother really need to see us today, of all days honey? I mean, we're expecting an attack, and I'm really just swamped..."
    "Honey...what are you doing with that axe...?"
    Yes. For years afterward, Faramir regretted this fateful, seemingly innocent, smile. submitted by - Maroozer

  • Eowyn: *grin*
    Faramir: *grin*
    Eowyn: *grin*
    Faramir: *grin*
    Eowyn: *grin*
    Faramir: *grin*
    Flower Petal: *gets stuck in Eowyn's eye*
    Romantic Mood: *is gone* submitted by - maroozer

  • Eowyn: *farts*
    Faramir: (thinking) I think Eowyn farted...
    Eowyn: (thinking) Oh crap! Just smile and he wouldn't suspect a thing *smiles*
    Faramir: (thinking) yup...she farted... *smiles back awkwardly* submitted by - Luthien Calaelen

  • guy in back: how long do we have to stand here for?
    other guy: shut up we might get paid overtime submitted by - greekboy1200

  • Faramir *thinks while keeping a fake smile plastered across his face* Hmmm, the man across from Eowyn has a sword....I wonder if I have enough time to grab it a kill Aragorn? Then I could be King of Gondor...Mwahahaha!
    Eowyn *thinking* I hope Faramir isn't thinking about stealing the throne again.... submitted by - Jaeniver

  • soldier 1:(singing) can you feel the love tonight? the peace the evening brings-
    soldier 2: shut it you bum! dont you know you're not supposed to sing disney songs while youre working for New Line?!? PETER THIS GUY'S SINGING DISNEY SONGS!!!!!!!!!
    soldier 1: am not. i was just uh yeah... expressing myself
    soldier 2: and interupting a romantic moment and singing DISNEY!!!!!!!
    (note how quickly the camera pans over this shot the next time you watch) submitted by - yavannah kementari

  • Eowyn(thinking): Wow, that guy behind faramir is sooooo cute!
    Faramir(thinking): Oh god, she's looking at me! Look smart. No, rugged. Wait.Huh? submitted by - Mooooooo!

  • Faramir: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? submitted by - Bob

  • Eowyn: He's smiling at me, ohmygosh! I'll get his number! He looks so sensitive and manly!
    Faramir: (thinking) and when I get home I'll have a nice cold beer and watch "ER". . .what's that dog doing over there? submitted by - Ishy

  • Eowyn: oooh, let's get married!
    Faramir: i would, but...
    Eowyn: what?
    Faramir: Well, youre a... a blond and im a, er, dirty blond. were not meant for each other.
    Eowyn: excuse me? submitted by - ooomp

  • Eowyn,(thinking) my god , he's ugly.
    Faramir, (talking to the guy next to him) the only reason i like her is becase of her gold.
    submitted by - da bomb

  • Eowyn:Faramir, were you eating onions again? because your breath smells bad...
    Faramir: when life gives you lemons: SUCK ON
    THEM!!:-) (sings) submitted by - sikko

  • Faramir: I like green capes...
    Eowyn: I like leather coats... submitted by - ooomp

  • eowyn:geez faramir. take the hint from aragorn and take a bath. and by the way, the rugged stubble thing isn't doing it for me.
    faramir: but it makes me look rugged and manly. aragorn said so. and so does the stubble.
    eowyn:no. it makes HIM look rugged and manly. it makes YOU dirty and stinky.
    Faramir:you still LIKE him DONT you!?!?!?!
    (all this was said with a smile in an attempt to hide the couple's growing relational problems submitted by - este

  • Eowyn: You know, I really like guys with hair your color *winks*.
    Faramir: *starts giggling like a drug addict*
    Eowyn: *a little creeped out* What's wrong?
    Faramir: I'm not a guy! submitted by - PIPPIN'S MINE SO BACK OFF, B***H!

  • Eowyn tells Faramir the ole 'If your hand is bigger than your face, you could hace cancer' gig. submitted by - Mr.Cheeky

  • 'If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! Faramir (thinking): Why did I join this movie? submitted by - your grandmother's great uncle's dog's name

  • FARIMIR: IS THAT A (GASP) A PIMPLE?!! submitted by - delllllllllllllllllllllllla

  • Faramir: You know I'll always love you dear....
    Eowyn: Yes, but did you have to rip one NOW of all times?!?!?
    Soldier behind: Wow, something reeks.... submitted by - Jaeniver

  • Faramir:(thinking) Wow, i never knew that she was a man once.
    Eowyn: how the heck do i pronounce my name? (eyowan, eyowen, eiowon) submitted by - Belle

  • Faramir tries in vain to open his eyes. Eowyn looks on in amusment as she was the one who put the super glue on his eyelids. submitted by - Agent Elrond

  • Eowyn smiled blissfully back at Faramir, unaware that he was actually looking at the buffett table and contemplating what he would do once Aragorn's coronation ceremony was over. submitted by - Agent Elrond

  • Eowyn: *thinking* Oh no, oh no, oh no!! My headband is slipping down!! Oh well, maybe if I just keep smiling Faramir won't notice. submitted by - Agent Elrond

  • Eowyn: OHH....My Gosh!!!My hands going crazy!!!
    Faramir: Someone call vibration control!!!! submitted by - duuuuude is that legolas?

  • You think those are flower petals floating down from the sky? Think again. The truth of the matter, is that the guy on the right with the bow just took out one of the white doves that were relaeased for Aragorn and Arwen's wedding. Eowyn and Faramir look on and applaude the briliant shot. submitted by - Hugo Weaving rocks!!!!

  • It was then that the guy with the bow standing next to Faramir realized that he had forgoten to change his clothes for Aragorn's coronation. He was still clad in the dirty, smelly leather tunic he had worn under his armor during the battles; and he was quite sure that Eowyn and Faramir were laughing at him... submitted by - A Great Flaming Eyeball

  • Blink-and-you'll-miss-it: The split-second shot of Faramir and Eowyn together is only detectable by the sound of millions of fangirls spontaneously bursting into tears.... submitted by - Dernhelm

  • Faramir: Eowyn, please! Stop goofing off! You're embarassing me!!
    Eowyn: Oh, eh, he, he... submitted by - Gandalf? Yes... That was what they used to call me!

  • Eowyn: Now that Aragorn is married, I am so sad...and desperate...
    *looks at Faramir*
    Hey there... submitted by - Maddie

  • Both: It'll never last submitted by - Morgoth


Captions

  • BOROMIR:*whispering* Oh NO!!! Dad's coming!!
    FARAMIR: What do we do?!
    BOROMIR: Get ready to run...
    DENETHOR: Which one of you STOLE MY TEDDY BEAR?! If I Catch you, it will be painful, fiery DEATH!!! DEATH, I SAY!!!!!!
    BOROMIR/FARAMIR: RUN AWAAAAY!!! *scamper away like little pansies...tsk,tsk* submitted by - Mavyan Harfoot-Baggins

  • Denethor Thinking : My son!
    I see dead poeple..... submitted by - Aragorn Son of Whats-His-Name-Again?

  • Boromir: Oh, Daddy! We didn't swap your hair dye for paste, did we, Faramir?
    Faramir: No! Not! Never!
    Denethor: Whatever you say, Boromir! Faramir, you're grounded! submitted by - Aria

  • Farimir and Borimir: Hi Father....
    Denethor: Shut up both of you. submitted by - Kaida Black

  • Boromir: Quick! Hide the joint and pretend you don't smell smoke! submitted by - evarwen

  • Denethor: "Party is over, come on, back to work!"
    Faramir: "But Pa, I just got off duty!" submitted by - Enoden

  • "Denethor: Faramir, go serve at my table!"
    Faramir: "What?? Boromir doesn't have to, but I do? Why?"
    Denethor: "becuase, in the book, I am mean to you, and nice to Boromir! That's why! *sticks out tongue*" submitted by - my grandmother's great uncle's dog's name

  • hey dad, hida and i were just discussing my new outfit. do you think this skirt looks good? Hida says the slit is way to long, but i say its sexy. do you think it should be in the fron though? submitted by - yavannah kementari

  • Faramir: Ewww...
    Boromir: Gaurds! I told you not to let the old man from the asylum in!
    Gaurds: But he gave us candy!
    Boromir: *sigh* We have got to get new gaurds. submitted by - Goodgulf the wiz

  • Boromir: What do you mean they took my horse? submitted by - BlackJack'sGirl

  • "Who wants to go to Disney Land?"
    What happens when the father gets old and forgets his kids are warriors. submitted by - Aaron Rick

  • Boromir: Uh! Daddy! Tell meanie Faramir that my armor is WAY cooler than his!
    Faramir: Ugh! No Way!! I am SO much more stylish than you! submitted by - Elanor

  • Boromir: Whatever it is, it's Faramir's fault.
    Faramir: huh! submitted by - Elmarion Greenleaf

  • BOROMIR: FARAMIR DID IT!! It wasn't me, I swear! I was...I...just...FARAMIR DID IT, ALL HIS FAULT!!
    FARAMIR: Whaaa?? submitted by - Michellerz

  • Why, hello grandma! When'd you come-oops, sorry daddy. submitted by - Nicky

  • Theoden:" Well, since we're going to be slaughtered by the orcs, I must tell you something. Your not really brothers" submitted by - Aaron Rick

  • Theoden: What are you two doing back here?
    Boromir: Well, in case you were wondering, I wasn't selling drugs. Just in case you got that notion into your head that I was. Silly Theodin! Stop accusing me! I WASN'T SELLING DRUGS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
    Theodin: I never said you were...
    Boromir: Oh. Ahem. submitted by - rs-bhe.com
    Note from Nevermore: Theoden isn't actually in this picture... but ok

  • Boimor: Crap the police!
    Farimer:Hide the rohan red!! submitted by - Dagger in your throat

  • other guy:whitsles, catcalls
    faramir:dude! thats my dad
    denethor wonders if faramir has been hanging aroung with a good crowd and if he's been using good judgement when choosing his friends, he decides to punish both by burning faramir (well singeing him anyways. submitted by - yavannah kementari

  • No we weren't!!! submitted by - Katie Labrot

  • When you see your dad wearing a T-shirt advertising "Legolas' strawberry shampoo" ... submitted by - dakras

  • denethor to self: why do both my boys wear skirts? submitted by - vallug

  • Uuuhhhhhh, we can explain... submitted by - A Great Flaming Eyeball

  • Faramir and Boromir: What's that noise?
    Denethor: Oh, it's just the disgruntled moanings of a fan trying to caption this picture.
    Faramir and Boromir: Whew, for once they're not laughing at us. submitted by - Q

  • The halloween party: "Uh, dad? Why are you dressed up like Grima Wormtongue? submitted by - Hugo's biggest fan

  • denethor:boromir, i will send u to ice crown to retrieve frostmourne to defeat sauron......
    faramir: destroy the WarcraftIII CD, u must. submitted by - dakras

  • Faramir: No, Dad! I wasn't doing graffiti on Osgiliath! I was just... see, it coms off!
    Boromir: Oh boy, look, you did it all over his throne too. submitted by - Erynlas Forestleaf

  • Out of all of Denethor's bad hair days, this was the worst. submitted by - Sharia

  • Denathor: Alright, which one of you drank the last Mt. Dew? (Two of them know who did it) submitted by - Hannah

  • Faramir: Uh Dad you are like sooooo sad. submitted by - Beckie

  • Denethor: "hey, faramir, go out and fight. Boromir, I'm expecting you at the feast tonight!" submitted by - your grandmother

  • "God I knew something smelled..." submitted by - firecracker

  • Dad...That's your sword... submitted by - ...

  • Denethor: Boromir's dead!
    Faramir: Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!
    Denethor: Yes, it's brilliant news, isn't it? submitted by - Arwen's Twin

  • Boromir: Looking fab dad
    Denethor: Thankyou
    Faramir: Boromir, are you going to tell him that his cloaks on fire?! submitted by - Arwen's Twin

  • Boromir: Don't tell him there's an orc behind him! submitted by - Arwen's Twin

  • Boromir: I thought he died?
    Faramir: That's what he wanted you to think. Hey, aren't you meant to be dead too?
    Boromir: Ummmmm.... RUN AWAY!!! submitted by - Perlot

  • Boromir: Traitor! You killed our father!
    Denethor: Boromir, Faramir... I am your father.
    Faramir: (stunned) What?!
    Boromir: (growls) No way you can be my father! I'm braver and handsomer and -
    Faramir: Shut up. submitted by - Jiyeon

  • Denethor clenched his sword so hard he felt his fngers losing feeling as he saw Boromir attemptng to hide the chocolate his sons had told him was lost when the caravan passed thorugh Osgiliath while Faramir tried unsuccessfully to look perfectly innocent. submitted by - Anonymous Farfignewton

  • From their guilty faces, Denethor could tell it WAS them who had put glue in his breakfast this morning. submitted by - Matt

  • Just as Boromir was going to hand "the package" to Faramir, they were busted by none other than their own father. submitted by - Matt

  • Denethor: What's going on?
    Faramir: His sword point got stuck in the wall.
    Boromir: Mind giving me a hand? submitted by - Matt

  • F&B: Hi dad..
    Denethor: Ahhh! Get away from my one and only son, you smelly rugged tunic man!
    Faramir: Your only son?! What about me?!
    Denethor: And you are....? submitted by - Arrowroot son of Arrowshirt

  • Faramir: I am the unloved younger child...
    Boromir: I am the caring older brother...
    Denethor: I am the crazy old geezer... submitted by - Frito of the Stye

  • Ok Faramir, I'll distract the old man while you run him through with your swo...OH HELLO FATHER! submitted by - The Dale

  • "we weren't kissing! i swear! i was just a, um, manly hug is all.. yep..just a hug" submitted by - Louise

  • Boromir: Damn, he found us.
    Faramir: I was hoping this day would never come.
    Caption: Yes, to the brothers' dismay, it was time for the "Birds and the bees" speech. submitted by - radagastrules

  • Denethor catches Boromir gettind ready for a night on the town, and reminds him that he's grounded. submitted by - Erik

  • Boromir: For whatever reason that you're walking towards us angrily... it was Faramir!
    Faramir: What...?! submitted by - Dernhelm

  • other guy: (out the side of his mouth)faramir, i swear. if you were wrong about if your dad would think a whoopi cushion was funny .....
    faramir:i think i may have been a tad misguided. now would be a good time to show your undying loyalty and friendship and take all the blame. when you go to prison i'll send you some jello. submitted by - yavannah kementari

  • Faramir: Dude, did he just ground us? submitted by - Meagan S,

  • *Earlier that day*
    Denethor:If I find your sword before you do, its going in the trash...that'll teach you to leave your murderous weapons lying around...
    *Present time*
    Faramir:Aw, crap.
    Boromir:He found it...
    Denethor:Stepped on it is more accurate. *and I thought it was bad when your sisters left their barbie dolls all over the place...* submitted by - Lasgalen

  • Ok heres the plan u hit him with the plunger then i'll blind him withe the silly string submitted by - matt wolf

  • Denethor: Faramir, you're wearing the wrong armor. Leather is so out, just look at your brother. submitted by - Alasse

  • Denethor: "What are you two doing back here?"
    Faramir: "Um...nothing..."
    Denethor: "Ah..Were you making out?"
    Boromir: "Well, SOMEONE was trying to..."
    Faramir: "It was just a joke!"
    Denethor: "Right..." submitted by - Aerinelf

  • Boromir: "Haha...that joke was funny."
    Faramir: "I know! Wasn't that part about the elf just hilarious?"
    Denethor: "What are you two boys talking about?" submitted by - Talyn

  • Boromir: Oh, no. Here comes Dad.
    Denethor: Hey boys! Can I play too? I brought my own sword!
    Boromir and Faramir: (sidelong glance at each other) submitted by - The Legolas Plant

  • "C'mon Dad! Your on!"
    Excitement mounts as the audience waits for Denethor's debut on the catwalk. submitted by - Anonymous Farfignewton

  • I don't care if she's fixing liver mush for dinner again, you can't go McGondor's on Mother's Day. submitted by - Kyermemehtar

  • What do you mean, "Faramir's adopted?" submitted by - Celebrindal

  • Our reporters snap a photo of Faramir and Boromir shocked speechless when their father comes out for the reveal on "Extreme Makeover:Gondor Edition". They were later reported commenting "I can't believe he actually let them do that to his hair." submitted by - Dang, no random thing to make fun of and win...:(

  • denethor: how dare you try and murder your older brother submitted by - elf stealer

  • Boromir:I swear Dad it wasn-OH MY GOD it's Dora the Explorer! submitted by - Faramir is better than YOU

  • Boromir: Dad you're... um... You're not wearing any clothes under your robe!!! Faramir: I think I'm going to throw up! submitted by - Tharkun

  • Denethor:sooo what do you think?....
    F&B:uuuh??
    Denethor: of my new hairstyle i dyed it GondorWhite! Isn't soo in style!
    Faramir:Umm dad?
    Boramir: we're not gonna let you go out like that and embarrass us!
    Faramir: I mean we're like warriors of a...king....
    (gives the glare)Denethor: i don't care I'll keep it this way! submitted by - ElfLord2000

  • Denthor: I swear to it, my sons, I speak the truth. It is a sad day for Gondor.
    Boromir: What do you mean Arwen has a larger part in the movies than the three of us combined?
    Faramir: ... (stunned silence) But I meant something in the books... submitted by - KC

  • Borrimer: SHHHHH! I hear something...
    Faramir: its dad! quick hide him and mabey he wont notice... Denethor:(Thinking) Oh no, whats in the elf shaped bag? submitted by - the last tear

  • Denethor: Alright you two. Which one of you sabotaged my fluffy bunny pillow?
    Faramir: I told you we shouldn't have switched the hair gel for superglue! Now I'm gonna get blamed!
    Boromir: So that's why his hair has gone fro. Hehe submitted by - Nileninwe

  • Unfortunately, no one told Boromir that if you stilled your facial features for a certain amount of time, they would, in fact, freeze that way. submitted by - BlackJack'sGirl

  • Denethor: Like my coat? its 100% mink! its got all these pockets, and its nice and warm...( Goes on forever)
    Boromir: have minks been invented yet?
    Faramir: dunno... submitted by - Spam of the Stye

  • This was the third time denethor had realized that these two men were not, in fact, Faramir and Boromir, but their stunt doubles. The first two times he viciously attacked them and was put in time-out. Things began to get very tense. submitted by - arrowroot son of arrowshirt

  • Denethor: Boromir, you're watching "Lost" too much, son. The Sawyer hairstyle hasn't been in style for years already. Just check out me and your brother.
    Boromir: ut Sawyer looks cool, dad.
    Denethor: Yeah, and shot with tiny round arrows... crazy. submitted by - Little Rix the Risk

  • Denethor was just coming up to tell his sons he had found the Ring when he saw by their faces they'd already known it... submitted by - Little Rix the Risk

  • Boromir: Hey, dad, wanna play the "Find the ring" game? The one who wins becomes King of Gondor!
    Denethor: hmmm... I wonder... submitted by - Little Rix the Risk

  • Boromir: Dad, is Aragorn behaving like a pig again?
    Faramir: He's been reading my diary again, aaaaahhhh.... (weeps)
    Denethor: (putting his sword back into the sheath) It's all right,boys, Ara won't bother you any more... submitted by - Little Rix the Risk

  • "Dad, I told you big and puffy was completely out of style." submitted by - Herbert

  • Denethor: Congrats, guys, you have another brother now. And I've called him...
    Boromir: ... oh no, not that name please...
    Denethor: Cucumbir.
    Faramir: Jeeeze.... submitted by - Little Rix the Risk

  • Boromir: DADDY!!! Tell Faramir I am So much cooler, smarter, and purdier than him.
    Farimir: No! I am!!!
    Denethor: Ding,ding,ding! Boromir is the winner of round one!!!
    Faramir: No FAIR!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! submitted by - E.+

  • Denethor: My sons, I have decided to send Faramir on an important mission to Imladris.
    (moment of stunned silence)
    Faramir: Thank you father, I'm...
    Denethor: HAHAHA, just kidding, you should have seen your faces. Boromir, go pack. submitted by - Magorlang

  • Faramir: Okay, on the count of three, we jump him... submitted by - happyman

  • *FLASHBACK*
    Faramir: If there is a need to go to Rivendell, send me in his stead.
    Denethor: Ha! A chance of Faramir, captain of Gondor to show his quality? I dont think so.
    Faramir: If you send Boromir instead of me, you shall lose more memory, and become more insane than you can possibly imagine.
    Denethor: Yeah, whatever, Boromir, go try to claim the Ring.
    *FLAHBACK ENDS*
    Much later...
    Denethor finds out Boromir is dead
    Denethor: Oh! why didnt I send Faramir in Boromir's stead??!! WHY,WHY,WHY???!!
    Faramir: I suggested it in the first place...
    Denethor: SHUT UP! RETAKE OSGILIATH AND GET YOURSELF KILLED WHILE I USE MY GRIEF AS A CLOAK!
    Faramir:*sigh* I knew it all along... submitted by - This Caption is crude, and utterly retarted

  • Boromir: (in an undertone) Faramir you idiot!! Move!! Can't you see Dad's in a bad mood and is about to yell at you cause your standing in his way?1?!?
    Faramir: (staring off into the distance; oblivious) What IS that?!?! Gandalf break dancing?!?! submitted by - Agent Elrond

  • Boromir tries desperatly to hold back the advancing wall, while Faramir stands stupidly by and Denethor shuffles up clutching his sword and muttering something about his hair. submitted by - I WILL NOT SIGN MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Boromir: Oh no!!! I'm stuck!! The walls are magnetic!!! Help, help!!
    Denethor: Oh my precious Boromir!! Faramir, your grounded!!!
    Faramir: What?! What did I do?!
    Denethor: You stuck your brother to the wall!!!
    Faramir: No I didn't!!! The walls are magnetic!!
    Denethor: Well, you should have gotten stuck to the wall instead of Boromir!!
    Faramir: Hey, just cause I'm smart enough not to wear metal armor around magnetic walls...
    Denethor: Shut up!! Boromir's smarter than you, so go to your room and think about what you've done!!!
    Faramir: But I havn't done anything!
    Denethor: i said shut up!!
    Boromir: Um, guys? I'm still stuck. submitted by - Agent Elrond

  • Boromir and Faramir: (arguing)
    Faramir: (starts to whack Boromir; stops short when he sees Denethor approaching angrily)
    Denethor: Faramir!! Were you about to whack Boromir?!?
    Faramir: Uh, no?
    Boromir: (whacks Faramir)
    Denethor: Faramir, Your grounded!!!! No son of mine should allow himself to be whacked that easily!!! submitted by - A Great Flaming Eyeball

  • Where is Figwit?!?!? I want FIGWIT!!!!!!!! submitted by - FigwitFan

  • Darn you, FigwitFan!!! how dare you beat me to captioning this picture with demands for a random Elf!?!?! submitted by - HaldirFan

  • "I don't know, Dad. I really don't think the feather boa goes with the outfit." submitted by - Legolas's Pet Butterfly

  • Boromir and Faramir tried to keep straight faces while they waited for their father to walk into the invisible wall. submitted by - Hugo's biggest fan

  • DEnethor joins the line outside Legolas's Beauty Shop. submitted by - Isildur's Bane

  • *gasp* is that an ARCHWAY behind Boromir and Faramir?!?!?! Could this be the makings of a caption?!?! submitted by - Bored

  • Boromir: Behind this wall is my jello supply.
    Denethor: I WANT JELLO!!!!!!
    Boromir and Faramir: (valiantly defend the jello supply from their father) submitted by - This is just sad...

  • Faramir: OhMyGod who the HELL are you?
    Boromir: I think thats Dad. submitted by - ayoush

  • Boromir- (prepares to run) If he asks who drank all the milk; it was....not me submitted by - May there allways be angels

  • Denethor: You silly K-nnnnnniggits!
    Boromir: My killer rabbit is better than YOUR killer rabbit. submitted by - Ear-O-Corn

  • Fortunately for the brothers, before their father could Spaz out on them, the camera man suffered a fatal heart attack and stopped the rolling. submitted by - Enya (almost)

  • Boromir(in a hushed voice to Faramir): Who is that ugly hag? Its hidious!!
    Faramir: ummmm.... Thats dad
    Boromir: oh crap. Hi Daddy!! Faramir was talking bad about you. He called you a hag.
    Faramir:excuse me?!?!?
    Denethor: What were you talking about?!?!?!?!?
    Dun dun duunnn here comes a cat fight submitted by - Sammy the lotr, potc, hp, and anything else slightly related lover

  • Is it me, or are the walls REALLY close together? submitted by - Ishy

  • I hope neither of you two are responsible for this... * holds up Iron-burned trousers * submitted by - Idril Telrunya

  • the brothers look on in horror, as their father approached them carrying what looked like a broken plastic sword. submitted by - dakras

  • denethor: I am your father..(heavy breathing)
    caption: the brothers remained speechless at the lame star wars reference. submitted by - dakras

  • "All right, which one of you two put superglue on the inside lining of my favorite ceremonial bathrobe?!?!?" submitted by - eruanne

  • Boromir- Should I tell him the fir trim on his robe looks fake? submitted by - The Low King

  • denethor just got Botox submitted by - dakras

  • Denethor: Hee hee hee...
    Boromir: What's so funny?
    Denethor: Haha... It's a caption they can't stick a Monty Python reference too!
    Faramir: *does the robot* We're knights of the round table we dance whenever we're able...
    Boromir: Let us not go to Gondor, it is a silly place.
    Fans: We can put Monty Python to anything. *maniacal laughter*
    Denethor: *sets self on fire* submitted by - MadamFubarKibble

  • Faramir: Crap dad, what ...
    Denethor: NOT a word! If I ever find who switched my shampoo...
    Boromir: *giggles in the background* submitted by - Nightwind

  • Denethor: Grrrr
    Faramir: Oh my God!! It's a half-wraith half-oliphant bipedal monster. Run Boromir, run!
    Boromir: Chill dude, it's just your dad.
    Faramir: Oh ... right. submitted by - Nightwind

  • Boromir: I don't think dad appreciates the elvish makeover set you gave him as present.
    Denethor: Faramir!!
    Faramir: ZOINKS!! submitted by - Nightwind

  • Denethor: Boromir, you rock because I said so. Faramir, you suck because you're not Boromir. I hate you.
    Boromir: God, he's rude.
    Faramir: You get used to it... submitted by - bored

  • denethor: BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    faramir and boromir take a guilty glance at each other and each run down a different lane. submitted by - yavannah kementari

  • The staring contest rages on... submitted by - GoodgulfvsGandalf

  • No, dad, for the last time, WE DON"T HAVE CANDY!!!!! submitted by - GoodgulfvsGandalf

  • Boromir: Are you seeing him too?
    Denethor: I AM NOT THAT FAT submitted by - Alasse

  • Denethor: Okay, I just got a fairy from the future come to me who said that if I send Boromir on this quest he will die so Faramir...
    Faramir to Boromir: How many drinks do you think he's had? submitted by - Alasse

  • Denethor: so you're absolutely sure it was your uncle alf's wife's second cousin's nephew's son's daughter's dog's neighbor's kid that did it?
    Faramir: nononono dad. it was uncle alf's wife's second cousin TWICE REMOVED nephew's son's daughter's dog's neighbor's kid that stuck bubble gum to your pillow.
    Denethor: this sound's strangely fishy.
    Boromir: (nervously) well i know its kinda strange for a dog to have a neighbor (glances darkly at faramir)
    Denethor: nononononono i'm talking about the fact that uncle Alf said that his wife didn't have big family. HE LIED TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! submitted by - yavannah kementari

  • Oh, boys! If I dyed this robe red and white, do you think I could pass for Santa Claus? submitted by - xbolt

  • The brothers Faramir and Boramir react to the fact the entire right side of Denathor's face is covered with makeup submitted by - Morgoth

  • Faramir: you know boromir, its a good thing that dad's so angry he's not looking anywhere but straight ahead.
    Boromir: i think you may be right. don't make nay sudden movements that could attract attention.
    Denethor: (muttering darkly) where are those boys? i swear when i find them... boromir and faramir cower in the other lane. submitted by - yavannah kementari

  • Denorthor:Right who took the last of my piep weed??!
    Borimir:uhhhh..well...uhhhh it was Farimir
    Farimir:who me..?
    Borimir:run for teh hills!! *runs away*
    Denothor:give me my pipeweed!!!
    Farimir:DAD it was Borimir and it was only bubbles anyways!
    Denorthor:why you little! submitted by - Jonny12

  • PETER JACKSON: o.k, Boromir, Faramir, I'm gonna leave you two here for a moment while i tell Denethor how i want him to walk on set. And if i come back and you two are making out again I'm gonna have Jack Black take your rolls!
    JACK BLACK: Sometimes, you two, it's o.k to wear tites instead skirts. Is for fun. submitted by - Alethea Swanson

  • Oh hi we were jus rehearsing a musical called put the ring back where came from or so help your dead goodbye. submitted by - Bob

  • Denethor: my sword is crud
    Boromir: i have to disagree you have quite the sword there submitted by - Edae and perverted friends

  • Faramir:ummm.....so.....what do you want to do now? We already put ants in dad's robe...
    Denethor: Gah! curses! confounded offspring!
    Boromir: uh-oh, he found them. RUN!! submitted by - Jaeniver

  • Gruntmag, spy for the armies of mordor, is anaware that the mask on his Denathor costume is beginning to slip. submitted by - Morgoth

  • Denethos: All right, which one of you punks smokes the halfling's leaf again?
    Faramir: What?! Dad I don't smoke ...
    Denethor: (glances at Boromir)
    Boromir: Gee, some brother I have. submitted by - Nightwind

  • DENETHOR: boromir, i'm sorry to say you're...adopted!
    FARAMIR: cool
    DENETHOR: and we found YOU in a dumpster in new york!
    BOROMIR: *snort* hahahahahahah submitted by - blogger

  • Faramir: Oh, God, no. Please, noooooooooooo!
    Boromir: Please, Father - do you expect the troops to take you seriously?
    Denethir: Oh, come on! Just because my coat is at the dry-cleaner's and I had to borrow your aunt's, do you have to get all hissy about it? submitted by - Pippin

  • Funny meeting you here. submitted by - Treebeard the Younger

  • Faramir: So, I'm guessing you didn't like that new bathrobe we gave you for Father's Day? submitted by - Treebeard the Younger

  • Boromir:Dude, Dad, whats with your coat?
    Denethor:Why, it's minx, son! It's the latest fashion according to Gondor Weekly.
    Faramir:What's a minx?
    (Just had to throw that in in honor of Kelly Pickler) submitted by - Lindsay

  • Boromir: Did you get the moolah? The elven chicks are going to meet us at sunset by the lake...
    Faramir: Cool! How did you get them to go out with us?
    Boromir: I told them we were fervant nature lovers...blah blah blah...they were impressed, but Legolas said...
    Denethor: *barges in* OKAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU TOOK MY WALLET?
    Faramir and Boromir: Uhh... submitted by - sparks

  • uh...dad? the school play was last weekend submitted by - Viggo's pet lemur

  • dude! there's a little something you'd probably like to try, its called "deoderant". submitted by - Viggo's pet lemur

  • F: like dude. wicked 'do.
    B: 'cha man.
    denethor regrets letting his sons watch that TV marathon of TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES. submitted by - Viggo's pet lemur

  • soldier up on the wall: dudes, you can quit the staring contest now. we're being attacked. eveyone (thinking) not with my bunny slippers at stake submitted by - Viggo's pet lemur


Captions

  • WINNER Damn these IKEA instructions - it just doesn't look the diagram! submitted by - Lou

  • WINNER Gandalf: "...No, honestly, that was the punchline. Other side of the road. Get it?" submitted by - maroozer

    Honorable mention to dakras for submitting a million captions... though I'm still waiting for him to send me the perfect caption picture :p

  • King T: Uh, Aragorn, why the heck are you wearing bunny slippers?
    Aragorn: Oh, haha. Arwen thinks its cute... submitted by - goldberry16

  • "What? We've run out of ALE!?! Call out the guard. We must ride to Gondor to steal some of theirs!" submitted by - Aerinelf

  • PJ: Sorry guys, but blonde hair just isnt attracting the ladies anymore submitted by - dark elf

  • If its not someone in a pink tutu, then what are we staring at?? submitted by - Bwahahahaha..........
    (Well aren't you a brat? :p - Nevermore)

  • Everyone looks in horror as the palantir shows some disturbing information....
    Everyone: Who's Jack Sparrow?
    Theodred: The manuel says nothing about this.... how do i turn it off? submitted by - dakras

  • Holy crap! Aaragorn is ugly! submitted by - Caleb King

  • Grima, stop leaving your sleezy love notes to Eowyn laying all about. submitted by - Nacilme

  • (photographer): Smile for the camera, guys!
    The King and his team: What the crap is a 'camera' ?? submitted by - Nightwind

  • Thedon: Ok, who let the dogs out?
    Advisor on the right: It's more like four .. dwarves to me.
    Advisor on far end: Then why do they make barking sounds?
    Gamling: Can't be .. what are they smoking? submitted by - Nightwind

  • ok, you use the hobbit robot distract aragorn, i'll get the dwarf and elf drunk. You there, go tell the white rider that we need him...
    Caption: the final briefing ,before the mission to steal legolas' strawberry shampoo. submitted by - dakras

  • *Gasp* Aragorn! You're...clean! submitted by - goldberry16

  • Legolas thought showing off his new robes a worthy interruption of the battle strategizing. submitted by - Abigail

  • Suddenly to Rohan's dismay they figured out that they should have bought the king a brand new T.V with all the football channels known to man, elf, and dwarf after the war. submitted by - Frodo Baggins

  • Guy with white beard: Is it just me, or do I look like Santa after a haircut?
    Guy with black hat: At least you look like someone of the same gender! I look like one of the Monty Python people impersonating an old woman!
    Theoden: You do realize that we have a war here and no one cares who you look like, right? submitted by - Aria

  • Bernard Hill's first day of filming
    Bernard: *and now I look at the door and see Aragorn Elessar, saviour of Middle-Earth, enter...wait...*
    PJ (from offscreen): Mr. Porras! No! Gollum should be over at the other unit! You're filling in for Serkis on the schedule, remember? You should be at the other unit with Astin and Wood! submitted by - Anielle

  • Could MORE hair be crammed into one room? submitted by - MasterFifer

  • Man on the right: My lord! Who are all those people staring at us?!
    Theoden: Good god! We're being... CAPTIONED!!!
    *collective gasp of horror*
    Man on right: Quick! Stand up my Lord! Before someone makes a joke involving the position of your rear end! submitted by - Tharkun

  • Theoden: Gamling... Am I mistaken, or did Gandalf just walk by in one of Eowyn's dresses and a pair of high-heels?
    Gamling: Sir, might I suggest getting utterly smashed so that none of us can recall ever having witnessed that. submitted by - Tharkun

  • The site of Gimli on a unicycle balancing a pineapple on his head came as something of a surprise to Theoden's council. submitted by - radagastrules

  • Aragorn, we have reason to believe you have been listening to '20s music? And, what was that Minnie Mouse tricycle doing in YOUR closet???? submitted by - ProfLiquajustgotfired

  • King T: I thought we told you to come alone.
    (Guy in distance {definitely NOT aragorn): I am alone!
    Rohanguyinback: Then what is that teddy bear doing here?
    King T: Rohanguy, remove him.
    Aragorn: No, please, not Georgie!! *Sniff* submitted by - apersonhahah

  • Theoden knew saving his people from Orcs was the noble thing to do, but he just hated having to put his plans for the new spa and sauna on hold... submitted by - Lola

  • The day that will live in infamy,the day Peter Jackson showed up on the set dressed as Galadrial submitted by - Morgoth

  • While they watched the people of Theoden realised that there was no hope left. Rohan would not win the world cup. submitted by - Izlanci

  • Theoden:Great. The Legolas fan club has arrived.
    Man to the Right: Shouldn't we help him?...... submitted by - Kaida Black

  • Theoden: What do you mean the lighting make my hair look white? What about his hair? *hints at the guy across him*
    Across Guy: My hair is not white! What about her hair? *hints to woman in back of him*
    Lady: Huh? I'm not even a part of this scene! Leave me out of it! submitted by - Canterburylove09

  • Guy in back with beard: No. It cant be. THE BARBER!!!!!! submitted by - goodgulf

  • Finally, though they wish he had not, Gimli showed them a Dwarf woman. submitted by - Matt of the White Tree

  • Sir, it looks like the company car was sighted in the shire....
    Caption: where will the rohan car go next? submitted by - dakras

  • ROHAN TIMES
    Headline: Gandalf the white/grey/whatever demonstrated his invisibility spell today in the court of edoras. witnesses are still unable to describe the horror when gandalf forgot to cast the spell on his underwear. submitted by - dakras

  • Denethor:I don't care if it's your real name, I don't care if it's your grandmother's great uncle's dog's name, just sign it Theodred!
    Caption: the first hint of Denethor's madness, and the reason for Theodred's reluctance to aid gondor. submitted by - Dakras

  • is that a camera....
    *flash* submitted by - dakras

  • Guy 1: Good Lord!
    Guy w/hat: What is it, sire?
    Theoden: It's a hobbit, you imbusul! what'd you think it was?
    Guy w/beard:Oh... what's that? It looks like a new species of orc... submitted by - LOTRfan24601
    (note from Nevermore – it’s "imbecile." Insults, if nothing else, should always be spelled correctly.)

  • Men: Our fate is with the ring.
    Legolas: The ring? I thought this was a dounut we were destroying!
    *silence*
    Legolas: What? It's round! submitted by - callisto

  • As Theoden began unraveling his battle plans, a surprise guest came in: apparently no one told these guys Santa Claus really does exist... submitted by - insert real name here

  • You expect them to be able to caption this?! submitted by - A Great Flaming Eyeball

  • In a moment of distraction, that small yellow candle did great mischief. Very soon, the guy in the funky hat was doing an impression of Denethor, and the next morning Gimli was dissmayed to find that Meduseld had burned to the ground. Worse, the flames had consumed all the food as well. submitted by - Far Too Much Free Time

  • Theoden, having not worn a sword for many a day, was currently finding getting back into the habit of doing so a tad difficult.
    [weight of sword pulls Theoden over. He gets stuck leaning on the table like that.]
    Theoden: rgg, uhg.
    Other three guys: [not wanting to embarass the king by letting on that they realize his sword is too heavy for him. Look over at door.] Uh, hey! What's that? Is that, uh, a, uh, a, um, well, what is it?
    Theoden: Huh, what? Where? ugh, pant, pant, sword so heavy...... submitted by - Agent Elrond

  • (guy in weird hat walks up.)
    Theoden: (in undertone) just pretend you don't notice him and maybe he'll leave!!!!
    (Theoden and other two guys stare at door)
    guy in hat: Uh, guys? Is something wrong? submitted by - I am only a small Hatchling

  • The reaction that Eomer got when he told Theoden that his hair was on fire was just classic -- from everyone. submitted by - Alasse

  • When Eomer pronounced that he didn't want to fight, but rather preferred to learn how to dance ballroom, nobody quite believed him. submitted by - Alasse

  • PJ: ACTION!
    Benard: Does that blinkikng red light mean that they are filming? Hmm, I wonder..
    Bruce (Gamling): Um Benard.. the movie?
    Benard: OH! Yes. So, we retreat to Helm's Deep and...
    PJ: CUT!
    submitted by - A maker of crude and uterly retarted captions

  • Right before riding to Minas Tirith, Theoden learned he was going to be slain in the battle. submitted by - Calenrauko

  • Theodred manages to hide his laughter; as Nevermore is, once again, plagued by captions stating that " was running around in a pink tutu, farting in 's face, before asking: you want what?". One cannot help but pity Nevermore... thanks for putting up with us! submitted by - dakras

  • What Happens When the Miss Middle Earth contest Comes to a battle-ridden country, where men have not really seen women since Sauron got dressed up in a mini skirt and stilettos. submitted by - Alasse

  • Aragorn: Wanna see my Tom Cruise impersonation?
    Theoden & Friends: We've seen it, it sucks.
    Aragorn: You guys are glib! submitted by - i heart frodo
    (note from Nevermore – glib means "Performed with a natural, offhand ease" according to dictionary.com. Not the word you were going for I assume?)

  • "Gandalf, you look so much younger without your beard!" submitted by - Burrahobbits

  • "We should have chosen this wallpaper instead of the one already on the wall..." submitted by - Burrahobbits

  • Guy opposite Theoden: Uhh, Milord, there's a horse in here.
    Gut w/ hat: What is your niece thinking!?
    Brown-haired dude [cant remember his name]: Eowyn, it's not that cold outside! Horses like cold!
    Theoden: Eowyn, you are not supposed to bring your horse in here! How many times do I have to tell you! Put him outside! NOW! submitted by - Jaeniver

  • Put that camera away! We can't think when those flashes keep going off! submitted by - xbolt

  • Ummm...Aragorn? Why aren't you wearing clothes? submitted by - Bridget

  • A silence fell on the four, their faces darkened as they stared out of the cold stone window, the peasents were angry, and it was clear to their warcrys that nothing could stop them, "UNION!" they chanted, "UNION!" submitted by - Neil MacDonald

  • and then they saw the new costumes they were going to have to wear... submitted by - Lindsay

  • Theoden: Seriously, Grima, shaving the eyebrows was enough... but your head? Now you've gone a little too far... submitted by - Lindsay

  • *before Aragorn walks in*
    Theoden: ok... if we turn left through this vent that will take us straight to the girls locker room...
    *Aragorn walks in*
    Aragorn: hey guys, what're you doin?
    Dude across from Theoden: oh nothing nothing...
    Theoden: *kicks him under the table*
    *Dude with the beard (Gamling?): we weren't trying to figure out a route to the girls locker room through the vents...
    Everyone else: O.O submitted by - Rini

  • Theodin: Ah ha! finally a picture that it will be hard to stick a monty python reference to. You silly people have run out of ideas! For that matter, why do all of the LOTR fans seem to like Monty Python anyway? Is it some sacred rule?
    Man on right: no MP? that makes me want...to CRY! submitted by - ivy
    (note from Nevermore - MP quotes can (but should not) be applied to nearly any situation)

  • theodin: I am disturbed.
    Man in back: I am surprised
    Man in middle: I look like an albino in a coat with a furry bowl on my head, and am perhaps the funniest thing in the picture.
    Man on right: I want to cry, but haven't got the self confidence to do it. Stupid society, oppressing me to this point. I'm going to sue. Then again, if I did then someone might speak harshly to me. Oh, crap, my career is over. submitted by - sage

  • candle: I am lovely and bright.Notice that I am the only cheerful thing in this room? submitted by - ...MITTENS!

  • Theodin: Legolas ahve you cut your hair? submitted by - Molly sister of Aragorn

  • Legolas: oohhhh is that chess? submitted by - dakras

  • Guy in the middle: Yes, my hat is straight from the seventies. Do you have a problem with that? submitted by - Alasse

  • Theoden watches in shock as a banner falls reveiling Eowen viciously making out with Aragorn. submitted by - Elven Warrior

  • Theoden and company's reaction to hearing of a Lord of the Rings Spoof site. submitted by - Matt

  • Man attempting to film a documentary about Middle Earth: No Theoden! Don't look at the camera! And you, take off that stupid hat!
    Man on right: Can we kick him out now?
    Theoden: Don't worry, at this rate he will be dead before tomorrow. submitted by - batholomew

  • Note to self: Never run up to a group of old citizens of Middle Earth, point a water gun at them, and demand all their money . They won't get it. submitted by - joelle
    (Nevermore - I don't either...)

  • Theoden: There are HOW many orcs?!? submitted by - Frodiddly

  • Legolas just told them that he ordered pizza and put on Theoden's tab. submitted by - Elmarion Greenleaf

  • Well, some people are getting used to seeing PJ in long pants... others realised he just shaved. submitted by - Dakras

  • To much delight at finnally knowing who Nevermore is, the men see Nevermore walk into the room and realize... GANDALF IS NEVERMORE?!?!?!?! submitted by - Lindsay
    (Nevermore - I don't get it o_O)

  • Théoden: Aragorn....we hate to tell you this but ummmmm...there is no such thing as migratory coconuts... submitted by - The One Called Bob

  • Theoden: I wonder if Legolas thinks a nude Silmarillion:The Musical isn't scary.
    Gamling: It's rahter frightening really. submitted by - ryan's_girl_forever

  • gamling: Is that Eowyn kissing Grima. submitted by - bob

  • Theoden: And I always thought Eomer was a guy... submitted by - ryan's_girl_forever

  • Person barges in...
    Theoden: Man do we need to fix those doors! submitted by - morgoth's_ apprentice

  • Man in back left: Sir I think you've had enought to drink.
    Theoden: Whats my moto?
    Man in back left: You've only drunk to much when you start singing S club seven?
    Theoden: ... Reach for the stars... submitted by - Perlot

  • Just when they thought Aragorn had said the stupidest thing ever, he kept right on talking. submitted by - ImmortalGirl

  • No, damnit, you CAN'T have a cookie! Now go away, Legolas! submitted by - Rick

  • Director: How many times do I have to tell you! DON"T STARE AT THE CAMERA!!! submitted by - Frodo Baggins

  • Theoden: Eowyn! You're not supposed to kiss Aragorn! Ever! submitted by - Aiglos

  • Theoden: What are you all looking like that for? It's not like the future king of Gondor just walked through the-Oh... submitted by - Radagastrules

  • Guy on the right: Lemon Curry? submitted by - Mashed Taters, precious

  • King Theoden: "Aragorn! For The Love of God, SHUT THE TOILET DOOR!"
    Legolas(off screen):"My eyes have been soiled!" submitted by - lothlorien

  • Legolas(offscreen): *sings into mirror* "Yummy, yummy, yummy I've got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you, love is such a sweet thing.... submitted by - lothlorien

  • Where'd they get a coconut?! submitted by - Samwise

  • PJ didn't realize that that morning, he'd not only forgotten to put on a clean shirt, but forgotten his shorts altogether. submitted by - Aelynnrylis

  • Theoden plans for war. Eowyn concocts nefarious plots to *get* Aragorn. Figwit makes an unexpected appearance to show off his tongue piercing. submitted by - Aelynnrylis

  • What are you doing here?
    What your righting captions to a picture?
    Who gave you any right to do that. Stop it right now. Okay I'm not doing anything till they stop looking at me. THEY'RE STILL LOOKING AT ME!!!!!!! submitted by - Perlot

  • Edowyn: Can you imagine Aragorn doing the 'One Ring to Rule them all' poem.... monty python style?
    Theodred: Why is my sister-daughter so.... unusual? at least this is better than when she had a crush on her brother.... submitted by - dakras

    (note from Nevermore - I think you mean Eowyn and Theoden? Theodred is, I believe, quite dead.)

  • Theoden: whats that thing on the floor? OHMYGOSH!!!! it's alive!!!!!!
    Gamling: that would be a hobbit. submitted by - small hatchling(otherwise known as FRO of the Shi-shi)

  • the court of edoras had just been informed: Nevermore picked another bad picture for the caption contest! submitted by - dakras
    (Nevermore - heyyy)

  • you can't handle the truth! submitted by - dakras

  • The National Theatre of Rohan's production of Four Angry Men. submitted by - Fuzzy Webber, Best Boy

  • Come on! Only one thing can cause that expression on theodred's face: a monty python group barging in asking directions to camelot..... submitted by - dakras

  • Theoden-I say we attack at DAWN!*slams fist on table
    Nevermore-*bursts in, snaps a picture and runs out*
    Theoden-.....Sh*t guys I think we are gonna be in another caption contest
    Everyone else- *collective groan* submitted by - Trista

  • Man in Chicken Costume: Why is everyone staring at me? submitted by - Treebeard the Younger

  • Theoden and his advisors stare in shock and awe as a bound and gagged Legolas is dragged off by a hoarde of screaming fangirls submitted by - Morgoth

  • *everyone stops and watches Aragorn as he leaves*
    Theodin: (to close advisor) What did he mean, thanks for last night?
    Close advisor: (looks away) nothing, milord submitted by - Troja

  • a stunned silence permeates the group as legolas walks in with his hair a mess and a smile on his face. submitted by - VampireElf

  • From the disturbed look on their faces only two theories can be made.
    1. Someone did something straight out of Monty Python.
    2. Someone's cross-dressing or in a major state of undress.
    Conclusion: Nevermore is going to suffer alot of utterly retarded[more than normal] captions.
    Solution: Never ever put up a caption with people looking uncomfortable or shocked or annoyed. Especially if Gandalf is not in the picture. submitted by - dakras
    (Nevermore - Very well... dakras I hereby appoint you to choose the next caption picture. I defy you to find one that people will not submit captions about farting, cross-dressing, tutus, or making out with Aragorn/Legolas/charcterofchoice. Good luck and God speed.)

  • Arwen's nose job was soon noticed by all Middle Earth. submitted by - A nun/party guest

  • King T: mabe if we all stare at them they'll go away?!?!?
    Guys in back: Good idea!!! submitted by - Sammy the lotr,potc,hp and anything else slightly related lover

  • Well THAT'S a new way to wear a sword! submitted by - Nobodynow

  • Did you say LEGOLAS is giving birth? Oh! He's not giving up his turf! That's a relief... submitted by - Nobodynow

  • "What moron forgot to remove the Orc's from the mailing list." submitted by - gandalphy

  • Aragorn: La la la la la la!
    Aragorn rides down the hall on a tricycle a I love Legolas ballon and a lollipop not knowing anyone can see him, He turns around and sees everyone.
    Aragorn: uh... I can exsplain. submitted by - the last tear

  • Getting your hair caught in the door hinges always spoils a grand entrance. submitted by - elise

  • What do you mean they've already won? submitted by - Morgoth

  • Nevermore, you let a certain Dakras choose a pic...who references deceased Theodred in a previously submitted caption? Look back...you seem to have some aversion to such oversights... submitted by - Annie

  • It's always embarassing when someone's drunk aunt comes to "parteh." submitted by - Master Fifer

  • A rare photo showing Theoden glaring at someone who wished to remain anonymous, after he had stolen Theoden's prized coffee mug the day before. More details at eleven.
    Now back to you, Nevermore! submitted by - xbolt

  • Gimli hadn't considered that his idea for entertainment at the party, The Full Monty, would have gone down so badly... submitted by - lothlorien

  • Advisor Dude:mAragorn is still alive?
    King T: Yes. We just found out.
    Advisor Dude: Damn! Now we can't have the celebratory party! submitted by - lothlorien

  • Oh god its hidous isnt it submitted by - Jonah

  • Theoden and Co. try not laugh as Gimli put black hair dye on Legolas. submitted by - Elmarion

  • Viggo: Who braided my hair while I was sleeping and dyed it pink?!!! *snickering off camera, Bernard and co. try not laugh* submitted by - Elmarion

  • Theoden: Hmmm... maybe if we-
    *doors open and eowyn and Aragorn walk in, arm and arm*
    Theoden: what the he-? *cut off*
    Eowyn: *sings* there were bells, on the hill, but i never heard then ringing. no i never heard it at all 'til there was you. There were birds in the sky but i never saw them winging. no i never saw them at all 'til there was you.
    Theoden and Gamling: *blink*
    Monty Python Dude: *surpresses a laugh*
    Eowyn: *continues trough the song*
    Eowyn and Aragorn: *sings together* there was love all around but i never heard it singing! no i never heard it at all 'til there was you!
    *"seventy six trombones" can be heard in the backround*
    submitted by - Blah Blossen (*sobs* Revi would understand!)

  • A onimous smell premeated the air...Aragorn was cooking again. submitted by - Nobodynow

  • And the members of Theoden's court look on expectantly for the winner to Lord of the Rings Weirdest-Looking-Respectable-Character Contest. :::Drum roll:::
    "And the winner is...Eomer!!"
    Theoden: "Not my Sister-Son!"
    And the others look on in disbelief. submitted by - Smoothie Addict

  • Gandalf: "Behold! I am now Gandalf the pink!
    Theroden: "Why?"
    Gandalf: "Mixed the colours with the whites." submitted by - lothlorien

  • Chikendude:heeeellloo everybody it's the chickengram from lothlorien, have a very chicken day, puckwa(sound chickens make i think)
    kingT:wtf is wrong with elrond first cowgram now this submitted by - Jimmy

  • Theoden: Hey do we ever stand still this long in the movie?
    Random guy at table: I fear that somewhere far far away hundreds of people are saying mean things about us.*starts to cry* submitted by - Frodo Baggins

  • These gentlemen just learned that nobody tosses a dwarf, except Grima apparently. submitted by - an unusually cheerful elf

  • Theoden: Did I just see the ghost of Theodred and Boromir playing tick-tack-toe!?
    *Everyone at table looks to see if Theoden has lost his mind* submitted by - Frodo Baggins

  • the court of edoras has just been informed: dakras is appointed to choose the next caption pic!
    Theoden: but he can't even spell! submitted by - dakras- yeah working on my spelling... thx.
    Yes... I eagerly await the next picture ;) - Nevermore

  • Everyone: Gandalf! we did not need a graphic discription of how Saruman produced the Uruk-Hai! submitted by - dakras

  • Legolas: the hobbits^4, to Isengard^2, their taking the hobbits to isengard. gard^5
    Theoden: Some one get him his medicine! submitted by - Dakras: in memory of the cheesy Albinoblack sheep re-dub...

  • edoras Budgeting meeting
    Gandalf: we could replace the halls gold tharching with gold hair! no one would notice the difference!
    Thedoen: how am i gonna tell him we did that ages ago.... submitted by - dakras

  • The council is shocked when Nevermore doesn't understand Lindsay's caption... (hint to Nevermore on previous caption: Nevermore's gender is unknown, as well as name and age...) submitted by - Lindsay
    I still don't get it :p - Nevermore

  • Theodin: no Eowyn you can not keep the cute ork put him back. submitted by - Molly of gondor

  • Theoden: Great, the stats show that the wizard wheezes are getting more hits than us... SO lets stand funny and look concerned and all those sick freaks will come here and 'slash' this pic and we will get more hits!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA submitted by - dakras- whats the word for creating 'slash'?

  • Theoden: What do you mean by there are no pics that have Gandalf in them and people not looking uncomfortable?!
    Gamling: Gandalf just likes trouble sir. submitted by - dakras

  • Pippin on coke. Do you really need a picture? submitted by - dakras

  • Gamling: The theme music is starting again! Something is going to happen!
    Everyone else:... submitted by - Dakras

  • The real reason they went to Helms Deep....
    Theoden: I Refuse to retreat to Helms Deep!
    Guy in hat: All the thatched roofing and wood if the Uruks light Medusuld on fire. Edoras would win the guiness book of world records biggest bon fire!
    Theoden: Helms Deep is Perfect lets go! submitted by - Frodo Baggins

  • (Upon seeing the Uruk-Hai Army this is what our thought receiver heard)
    Man on the Far Right - Sometimes I wish i'd never left my room!
    Man in the back with the beard - OH MY GOD! I'M A DEAD MAN!
    Man in the back without the beard - oh boy.....
    Theoden - I think I'm gonna have to change my underwear! submitted by - Aragorn Son of What's-His-Name-Again?

  • Legolas enters the room with his newly-adopted orc. (An orphan of the war.)
    Legolas: Isn't he cute? I'm even having a blonde wig made for him! submitted by - Luci

  • Orlando/Legolas: Ooooooh treasure map!! We could pretend to be pirates! We could go to some cave with treasure ... then fight skeletons!
    Gamling: you'll never be a pirate.... submitted by - dakras

  • Theoden: Ok, who invited guys from "Men in Tights"? submitted by - Coffee

  • Theoden:Ah look, the Black Night has returned and, OH MY GOD, HE HASNT GOT ANY ARMS OR LEGS!!!
    Black Night:Dont worry, tis not but a scratch. submitted by - murderouscow

  • (frodo walks in wearing a superman costume)
    king:er frodo... what are you wearing
    frodo:what??(expresion of slow realisatiion appears on his face)GIMLI!!! you said it was fancy dress today thats it i'm burning your wig
    gimli:*coughs* what wig submitted by - dwarf barber

  • Theoden: What are you looking at!!! submitted by - Legolas is so hot

  • So sorry dudes, the air-conditioner broke down...
    Theoden: that explains why the dwarf is melting..... submitted by - dakras

  • hey guys, you know that ring you gave me...i lost it submitted by - retarded hedgehog

  • the lone orc realised he'd got the wrong number. submitted by - retarded hedgehog

  • ok guys, which one of you stole my hat? submitted by - retarded hedgehog

  • The bachelor party takes a horrific turn when Peter Jackson pops out of the cake in a bikini. submitted by - Rikae

  • Everyone was.... mildy distracted.... by Legolas' flexibility in the game of twister. submitted by - Dakras

  • Gimli made the mistake of telling a 'dumb blonde' joke in front of the king. submitted by - dakras

  • Men: *thinking* He did not just slam that revolving door... submitted by - sparrow

  • They all tried to keep from laughing as the once-threatening Ringwraiths failed to notice Saruman had put their robes in with the pink clothes. submitted by - The Witch Queen

  • BSOD!!
    Theoden: another reason to switch to a mac. submitted by - dakras

  • Theoden and his advisors are amazed as suddenly the Legolas fangirls pose more of a threat to Rohan than the orcs. submitted by - blaidd drwg

  • Theoden: Alright, who ordered the pizza? submitted by - Gandalf the black

  • This is the Caption Contest that never ends.... submitted by - Frodo Baggins
    Tell me about it... - Nevermore

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