Caption Contest Archives Pg. 6


Captions

  • WINNER Theoden-"Peter, if I put my hand on my hip like this will it make me appear more manly and kingly?"
    Peter-"yeah that's it now lean back alittle and make an angry face" submitted by - sarah stuart

  • WINNER PJ:I AM FROM THE FUTURE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
    THEODEN: *thinks* Yep, he's a loony all right. submitted by - Captain Crunchinator



  • PJ: Look, I know it must already be extremely awkward and uncomfortable for you to be wearing tights and a miniskirt, but we need you to try on some grimy, dirty boots as well.
    Theoden: *grumbles sarcastically* Yeah, thanks for the pep talk. Why don't I just, you know, grab my bagpipe and start playing freaking taps or something! submitted by - Captain Crunchinator

  • PJ: Aww, come on Bernard, all I get to do is be shot. With a little blond dye, no one will know the difference! See, the lines are easy enough... "I had hoped for more..."
    BH: No,no, I still think I should be Theoden. submitted by - Melian

  • Bernard: i sware if he tells me that line one more ti me... submitted by - Eowyn Smith

  • Peter: Okay. Can you remember all that?
    Bernard: *bored voice* Yeah. fight bravely, get cast down by the witch king, sit there and watch eowyn kick his arse...yada yada yada...
    Aragorn: *in backround* D'oh! submitted by - Casssandra

  • Jeez, you could have at least changed out of your pajamas before coming to work! submitted by - Galadriel (I wish)

  • Director: mmmkay, it says here, you're suposed to do the dirty hitchhiker, THEN throw off the cape...
    Blond man: So I- Wait a minute, I never read any of this in the book, OR the script..!
    Man in hat in background: Hrmm... nice butt... submitted by - Lilly

  • peter:Last minute change to the script, bernard-we've specially arranged it so you can try Eowyn's stew too.
    bernard:well....what's in it for me? submitted by - xan

  • PJ: *peers at map* So...I take a right, a left, and another right?
    Theoden: No, it's a right, a left, and another left.
    PJ: I think I may have taken 'filming on location' a little too seriously... submitted by - Nemo

  • *Peter checks Theodens speech about the dead soldiers who died at Helms deep*
    Pete- Blah blah "those who gave their lives" Blah blah Honestly Theoden! What is this rubbish?
    Theoden- *thinks* I don't belive that a guy that wears shorts the whole year around, dare insult my royal words! submitted by - Zandra

  • Peter: "And I want a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lunchbox, and a GI Joe, and a new bike, and a..."
    Bernard: (Thinking) "Good grief! Does he think I'm Santa Claus or something?" submitted by - Angelina Took

  • Bernard eventually slipped into a coma, as PJ continued to relate his new ending to LOTR: Peter saves the world from the evil Shire-Blue hobbit submitted by - Nara

  • I wanted to be Aragorn, but nooo!...Sorry, what were you saying? submitted by - Ann

  • When King Kong jumps out swinging his bananas THEN you sing "it's fun to stay at the YMCA" Theoden "but I don't know the moves..." submitted by - mossy

  • PETER: I'm sorry Theoden, but I have to give you a parking tickit for that horse. submitted by - ELVIAND

  • Pj: Ok on this take try a Waltz.
    Bernerd:Alright I'll see what I can do submitted by - Smelly Hobbit

  • PJ: so then you do... (babbles about what bernard is supposed to do...)
    Bernard: is that CHOCOLATE in your hand??? submitted by - wraith babe 1563

  • "Well, if your back still hurts tomorrow, I'll re-write the scene and see if I can get Orlando to toss the dwarf instead." submitted by - ashbow

  • Peter: Make your lips poutier and your eyes bigger. And please try to give it a little bit more attitude. We're trying to look like this model here...
    Bernard: *thinks* You can never tell what will be part of your job just from the description. submitted by - Allasse

  • Theoden:Hey are you telling me what to do???I'm the star of the movie!
    PJ:Um no sorry you're not.
    Theoden:What do you mean!?!?!
    PJ:what i mean is your Theoden.
    Theoden:But i wanna be Aragorn!
    PJ:So sorry but you are the weakest link,Goodbye. submitted by - Ara

  • Pete:Ok now i want you to do it this was in this type of voice...
    Theodan:Oh no you didn't! submitted by - MandiRoo

  • Bernard: What you think your cd lyrics are better than mine?
    Peter: That's exactly what I'm saying.
    Bernard: Let's ask someone who really loves Green Day so they can tell us the truth! submitted by - LegolasIzMyn

  • PJ: (blah)(blah)(blah)....
    BH:thinking - "'I wonder what we're having for lunch today?'" submitted by - scichick

  • When Bernard Hill signed up for this job, he had no idea he'd have to wear a dress. Maybe he should've read paragraph B of section 39 in his contract. submitted by - Treebeard the Younger

  • PJ: Repeat after me, I, Theoden, don't eat raw fish! How many times do I have to tell you?! submitted by - Kilayla


Captions

  • WINNER Ladder in Background: Nobody ever cares about the ladders. Oh Aragorn, yes, Frodo with his giant eyes and Legolas with his good looks, but ladders? Even Bilbo gets more attention than me!
    Bilbo: ? submitted by - Abbi

  • WINNER Stop smiling at me.....stop smiling at me......STOP SMILING AT ME!!!! submitted by - Allasse



  • After a week of utter chaos, Biblo decided that a baby-sitting service was not the best way to earn money for a trip to Rivendell. submitted by - Jazz

  • Oh Mr Baggins you don't look a day over 110, How do you keep looking so young.
    Good diet, healthy walks and keeping the evil ring of the dark Lord Sauron hidden for 60 years, next silly question! submitted by - Denise Mill

  • She won't be smiling when she smells the one i've just cracked off... submitted by - Toby Macallan

  • Bilbo find out that he does has an heir other than frodo. submitted by - Suika-tamasii

  • bilbo realizes he forgot the barf bags...and that he has to clean everything tomorrow... submitted by - Tarí Elenessé

  • "Why can't you leave me alone, you old bat? You make me miss Gollum..." submitted by - Kit

  • Ok,WHY did I invite HER again?? submitted by - Treebeard the Younger

  • bilbo: ok now i'm scared y is she looking at me like dat? gandalf! GANDALF can u magic her away for me? submitted by - vallug

  • Uh, I think someone forgot to brush their teeth again. submitted by - Altariel

  • Bilbo: The little devil just piddled on my foot!
    Mom: Well, kids will be kids. submitted by - Bingo Boogins

  • Next year, I'm hiring police dogs. submitted by - Treebeard the Younger

  • Bilbo: I should shoot her..
    Lady: tee hee submitted by - "orli" SUCKS

  • Now, now, Mr. Bilbo. Didn't your mother ever teach you not to stare? submitted by - Fingers McFee

  • Little Girl: Mama why is that strange man staring out into outer space?
    Woman: Don't ask me maybe it comes with old age.
    Bilbo thinking: Must get away from all the little people... wait I AM A LITTLE PEOPLE! submitted by - Primula Underhill

  • *detached voice-over* Why couldn't I have stayed in one of those other universes... I had friends there, Marco, and Figwit... Lana was so pretty... now I'm getting propositions from women in their 150's. Fabulous. submitted by - Fearanwen

  • The petting zoo is over there. submitted by - Mark

  • bilbo thinking: what's that sound? is someone singing?! submitted by - andune

  • On hindsight, Bilbo realized that it is generally not a good idea to serve both Red Bull and alcohol at parties. submitted by - maroozer

  • Bilbo:why is your little shrimp is mooning everyone? Lady:but aren't his widdoe buns so cute? Bilbo: *cough* he's 19.... submitted by - "orli" SUCKS


Captions

  • WINNER ...And so Orlando discreetly lowered his flowers to a place where no one could see them, and struggled to keep a straight face as Nevermore was drowned beneath the torrent of the "Where's MY bouquet?!" captions. submitted by - maroozer
    Maroozer... you feel my pain. - Nevermore

  • WINNER Suddenly it struck the photographer that no matter what, the elf would always look directly at the camera. submitted by - Abbi

  • "And just where is MY bouquet?!" said an irate Orlando Bloom. submitted by - Forg Scumbucket

  • Liv: Oopie, I had a tootsie
    Elijah- awww.. Liv, that was uncalled for! submitted by - Beth

  • Dom: "Aw c'mon, Elijah! Just 'cause Liv is flirting with Sean and not you doesn't mean you have to cry!" Orlando: "Do I have to put up with this!?" submitted by - Caleb Rentpayer

  • Dom: Elijah, stop picking your nose!
    Elijah: I wasn't picking it, I was scratching it. submitted by - Wolfer

  • Frodo(in background)- Oh my god!! is THAT what my hair look like?? submitted by - Trista

  • Dom- Geeze Elijah can you go 5 minutes with out picking your nose??? submitted by - Trista

  • OB: Hey. I'm Orlando. I don't think I've seen your pretty fa- fansite before...
    DM: Dude, what's up?
    EW: Just Liv, she's wearing a scented... well, something that smells... a lot.
    LT: Thank you SO MUCH, it was nothing, really... you know, except looking great! *giggles*
    SB: *grits teeth* submitted by - Fearanwen

  • orlando:lj plz dont pick ur nose in front of the camera i want all eyes on me! elijah: soz dude cant help mahself it's so fasinating submitted by - vallug

  • Dom: He is Picking his nose in Public... Again. Orli: I didn't get any flowers. Did anyone else not get flowers? Of course not, just me... again. submitted by - To busy to come up with a name

  • Dom: Elijah, stop picking your nose! Elijah:I can't help it! Gollum stuck dead fish up it while I was sleeping!! submitted by - Popcorn and Chibi Alice

  • Elijah: "I feel like I just won 'Miss America' and that picture of myself behind me...It's just to much."
    (Starts to break down)
    Dom: "Get a grip 'lijh"
    Liv: "I wish you would have been cast as Aragorn."
    Sean: *grins* "I know."
    Orli: "Where the heck are MY flowers, huh?!" submitted by - Dr.Jones21

  • Elijah: Sometimes I feel like I'm being watched... submitted by - Rach

  • Orli (thinking): OOH pretty lights.
    Dom: What do you think you are doing with your finger up there, Elijah!
    Elijah: Um nothing.
    Liv: That tickles. Stop it Sean. *giggles*
    Sean (thinking): I got her now. submitted by - Firey Leo

  • EW:Good lord Liv! Your making my flowers droop! submitted by - Josie

  • Dom:Oh for God's sake Elijah..how many times have I told you not to bite your nails??
    Elijah:I can't help it..I'm just so excited that I won Miss America!!! I WON!! Eat that Orlando..
    Orlando:What? You won?? Did I atleast get Miss Photogenic?? And why did the rest of you'll get bouquets? You're not half as pretty as I am! submitted by - Vi_an

  • Dom:lij, stop biteing your nails!
    Elijah: *sniffle*
    Dom: Are...are you crying?!
    Elijah: Sean *snif* stood me up *snif*
    Dom: stares incredulously
    Liv and SBean: *snigger*
    Orli: Ooo! A camera! submitted by - Kiela

  • Dom:Oh crap, I have a wedgie.
    Orli:You know that one night with Billy meant nothing don't you? *gazes soulfully at the camera*
    Elijah:Oh man, I really have to go!!
    Liv:Oh Sean, you rock my socks! *sigh*
    SeanB:Oh Viggo, you rock my socks! *sigh* submitted by - vian

  • Liv:"Hi Sean"
    Sean:(thinking)"Tell me this isn't happening" submitted by - LOTR freak

  • Dom:"Elijah,You told me you stopped that habit"
    Elijah:"Shhhh, maybe no one will notice"
    Orli:"I noticed" submitted by - LOTR freak

  • Dom:"Orli,can u tell Elijah to stop saying My Precious. It is freaking me out"
    Orli:"Elijah
    Elijah:(interrupts)"My precious!" submitted by - LOTR freak

  • Dom: Lij why are you biting your fingernails again?
    Lij: i'm afraid someone will find out we superglued seans face like that
    Orli: come on guys...tell me you didnt do that again submitted by - Ithilelen

  • Person on really far left: WHAT! They didn't photo me? im like the main part!
    OB: No You were a goblin. submitted by - Genral Grievous

  • Dom:Um...Orlando..?
    Orlando:Yup?
    Dom:You think you could maybe..I dunno..NOT try to flick my wallet out of my pocket while I'm posing for the camera??
    Orlando:Oh right. Sorry.
    Elijah:*giggle* submitted by - qwerty

  • Barrie: *Of course boring old Barrie gets cut off because NOBODY cares about who MADE the movie. They only care about the hotties that are in the movie. Sure. Some thanks I get.*
    Dom: *He has as much intelligence as a paper cup. Dixie cup if you're American.*
    Orlando: *This is unbelievable man, just unbelievable.*
    Liv: *They're all so cute!*
    Sean: *Finally, no more helicopter rides. YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! submitted by - Elanor

  • Dom: Hey Elijah... you got a little somethin' right up here... *points to nose*
    Orli: Man I'm lookin' good
    Liv: Hehe... hi Sean
    Elijah: Man this thing won't come out!
    Sean: Where's the camera?? Everyone says smile, but I can't find the camera... I'll just look over here. submitted by - leggie-lover

  • Dom: I think I love you, Elijah.
    EW: *giggles*
    Orli: Do you see what I have to put up with? SAVE ME! submitted by - shonna

  • I told myself I wouldn't cry this time... submitted by - Alasse

  • Note: His eyes aren't really half as blue as they appear to be...*sigh* such a letdown... submitted by - Alasse

  • Liv: How should we make him seem even more uncomfortable? submitted by - Alasse

  • ELIJAH: Ok, I just realized how creepy I looked on the movie poster...
    DOM: Finally...
    ORLI: You never listen... submitted by - Felecia

  • Sean:ooh, Liv is looking at me! submitted by - dog

  • Elijah:er... guys wasn't Viggo cast as Aragorn ? submitted by - Aragornismine!!!!!

  • Sean: Liv, liv! Gandlaf is eye balling me. submitted by - R.J

  • Liv: Hiiiiii Seeeeeeean...
    Dom: Jeez Liv, I had no idea you were that desperate! submitted by - Hunnybee

  • Orlando: And I suppose I'm the only one who didn't get any flowers...again. Of course.
    Elijah: Aw, come on...I'm sure you'll get some in a few days!
    Orlando: Days...weeks...months...who knows.
    Elijah: Wow, you're cheery. submitted by - Hunnybee

  • As the LOTR team wins gold at the Fantasy Olympics, Dominic notices his Mother's expression of pride, and the small choir she's brought to play 'My Dommykins'. submitted by - Abbi

  • Orlando: Y'know, once I was like this lot. But then I started Lembas, and now I'm slim as a daisy!
    Lembas - one small bite can sustain a man for a whole day! submitted by - Abbi

  • Elijah:(murmuting): mmmm iumii..
    Orli: Ohh look, a camera!!
    Dom: Elijah, are you eating your buggers again?
    Elijah: nooo.. How could you ever think of such a thing!!
    Dom: Aww man, 'cuase I wanted some.. submitted by - Silivrenniel and Greenleaf 4 ever!!

  • DM: Elijah, I'm not telling you again...
    EW: You never let me have any fun.
    DM: Shut up
    EW: You shut up
    OB: Great.. Both of you shut up.
    Liv (thinking): I'm not here, I'm not here, maybe if I keep this up, I'll just dissappear...
    SB *mutters to Liv*: Here they go again submitted by - Chelsbrat

  • Orlando:Wha!? No flowers for me?
    Dom:Why does Liv always star at what's his face
    Liv thinking:OOOO whats over there!
    Elijah:Can someone hand me a tissue!?
    What's his face thinking:Smile and nod....Smile and nod. submitted by - MandiRoo

  • Dom:Uh, Orli, what are you doing here?
    Orli: Elijah stole my knives!
    Elijah:(scratches in an attept to look inocent)knives?what knives?
    Liv and Sean snicker quietly because they stole Orli 's bow and he has not found out yet!! submitted by - Elmarion

  • Sean: Where's the camera? oh, who cares, i'll just look at that random point...
    Liv: Sean, i'm talking to you... submitted by - Traci

  • Dom: What's wrong, Elijah?
    Elijah: I dink I gob a bee ub my nobe
    Orlando: *twitch* THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD! *twitch*
    submitted by - pippin

  • Elijah:(whispers to Orlando) Oh, don't tell me you're looking at your reflection...again!
    Orlando:I can't help that the cameras love me. Besides, I am soooooo hot!! submitted by - ~*Lauren S.*~

  • Dom: Elijah, stop eating your flowers...
    Elijah: But they're so tasty! submitted by - Raven

  • LIV: Has anyone seen ARAGON?
    ELIJAH: (GiGGLES) stop doing that aragon, you know my feet tickle, stop it take your flowers, stand and wave like the rest of us.
    ELIJAH: ARAGON I said stand up, aragon, stop looking up LIV's skirt, she's wearing the mommy panties again. submitted by - CJ
    (note by Nevermore... it's AragoRN people ... AragoRN lets get it right... read the books)

  • little did people know of elijahs big head disease submitted by - John


Captions

  • WINNERUnfortunately, Gandalf's feather boa could not be rushed to him in time, and ended up hanging in the backround of the picture. What a shame... submitted by - Alasse

  • WINNER*camera in backround* Do you think I could pass for the Eye? submitted by - Alasse

  • WINNER "...so use Rogaine, and you yourself can be another happily satisfied customer!" submitted by - maroozer



  • Aragorn: *whispers* Gandalf, don't look now, but your fly is open. Gandalf:.....*cough* submitted by - The Mouth of Sauron

  • *Frodo, hopping around the group. Pats Aragorn* Duck *pats Gimli* Duck *pats Legolas* Goose. submitted by - Aredhel

  • From the producers of The Wizard's Apprentice and I Married A Hobbit comes a reality show unlike any this side of the Misty Mountains! Watch as these five individuals hand-picked from all walks of life rebuild a divided kingdom this fall in All The King's Men! submitted by - Mabrie Brandybuck

  • eomer~i love these instant picture camera booths!!
    gandalf~*thinking to himself* how did i let myself be talked into this...? submitted by - hanni

  • Gimli: *whispers* This sucks!
    Aragorn : I wanna go home!
    Gandalf : Just shut up and look pretty!! submitted by - Legsi-lover

  • Gandalf: they told me WHITE was the new black this year.... submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan

  • Gimli: Let me in the picture!! all you can see is my head!!
    Legolas: Shall I get you a box? submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan

  • Taken momentarily before Viggo Mortensen let off a wee bit of intestinal gas. submitted by - Ssof

  • camara: $100
    Touring the set of LOTR : $100 each
    Watching the lotr cast do their absolute best to look hot, even though they're either wearing chainmail or yards of fabric (so they can't move) : priceless submitted by - my precious

  • When Middle Earth installed it's first photo booth, it became an instant sensation. submitted by - Maroozer

  • Can you tell what's going on here? Neither could we. submitted by - Jupiter

  • Aragorn: The dwarf justed farted, didn't he?
    Gandalf: Ohh dear...
    Eomer: Just keep smiling.
    Gimli: Arrg,it wasn't me, I swear it wasn't me! submitted by - Riniel

  • Although PJ found the scene rather odd (and a bit unsettling), he never suspected the truth: That behind the smiling actors, Dominic and Billy had been hog-tied and thrown into a kiddie pool filled with sour cream. submitted by - Reiji Neko Mitsukai

  • Meet the new Brady Bunch -- Only four kids, no wife yet, and they're all pretty scary looking... submitted by - Alasse

  • And as the Uruks broke through the gate, they were halted by Gandalf's warcry...
    "STARING CONTEST!!!" submitted by - Frank the Hill Troll

  • karl*thinking to self* keep smiling , ignore the smell just keep smiling you can get away from it and have a nice frothy beer to recover submitted by - vallug

  • Eomer: *whispers to Aragorn* Holy...what are those two drunk halflings doing with the oil and torches?
    Merry: We want some respect around here or we'll burn you flammable house down!
    Aragorn: Just smile and look non-threatening. They'll pass out eventually. submitted by - Aubrie

  • Everyone: Cheese!
    Gandalf: Speaking of cheese, who just cut the cheese?
    Gimli: *tries to look innocent* Wasn't me!
    Legolas: Alright, Gimli, that's it, no more bean burritos for you!
    Aragorn: Yecch...>_<
    Faramir: Where's the spray?
    Legolas: I'm on it. *sprays lilac air freshener* submitted by - Ms. Chibi

  • elmer:he he i can't walt for this picture to end, then i'll kick some ork butt!
    Arigorn: i shound be probley be with arwen, insteand with these guys. oh arwen is soooo hot, and arwen is.......
    gimi: MOVE, I can't see. Can't a darf be in a picture too!!! you know elves can be such a pain and elves........
    legolos: i hope my hairs ok. hmmmmm, how shound i pose?
    gandalf: and these were the losers i was with when we where trying to save middle earth! submitted by - galadriel123
    Note by Nevermore: Elmer?! Since when did we start getting Loony Toons characters in here? And around here we don't say "gimi" we say "give me please" lets not forget the magic word.

  • Little did they know that Eomer had been switched with his evil twin Eomil, who was plotting their demise... However none of them knew, as Aragorn and Legolas were enjoying the attention, Gandalf didn't even want to be there, and Gimli couldn't see around Legolas' hair. submitted by - Reiji Neko Mitsukai

  • eomer: um, guys, can we stop smiling now? my mouth is really starting to hurt. legolas: ohn um...did i forget to brush my teeth this morning? submitted by - alyson

  • And for Sauron's latest weapon of torture, the camera. Prisoners are made to stand in awkward positions and smile while the torturer attempts to find the flash. submitted by - Treebeard the Younger

  • Eomer: Heh Heh Its been a week since I last changed my underwear
    Gandalf: What's that smell? submitted by - Angus

  • Eomer:I'm showing all my teeth Mommy!
    Aragorn:Do I look more rugged when I smile like this?
    Gimli:Can anyone see me? No one ever moves for a dwarf!!
    Legolas:Oh how hot am I?
    Gandalf:(thinking)The crap I have to put up with... submitted by - Melian

  • Aragorn: Hey, Gandalf.
    Gandalf: Hmm?
    Aragorn: When did you get so short?
    Legolas: Too much Hobbit tobacco I guess.
    Gimli: Hrmph. I think he's the perfect size.
    Eomer: Please stop talking so we can take this picture. I can't hold this smile much longer. submitted by - Xbolt

  • Gimli: I cant see over your head, Gandalf! Legolas: Shall I get you a box? submitted by - Rodwen of Rohan

  • *singing* I got you in trouble in high school, But college, now that was a ball. You had some of the best times, You'll never remember with me -- ALCOHOL!
    Middle Earth Drinking Songs -- courtesy of Bad Country Music submitted by - Alasse

  • Legolas:I'm so handsome! how's my hair?
    Aragorn:Shut up "Lego"!
    Legolas:make me, and don't call me lego! **mumbling** butt-head.
    Emoer:Both of you -SHUT UP!
    Gimli: all of you shut up! NOW!!!
    Legolas: oh you shut up gimli, they can't even see you so, you're opionion doesn't matter!
    Gimli: why, i , otta kill you now! and move you're stupid hair, that's the only reason they can't see me! and you're hair isn't even that nice... in fact- it's really ugly!
    Legolas: Gandalf! make that stupid midget say he's sorry!
    Gandalf: **singing to himself** I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts... oh, what-did someone say something to me?
    Frodo & Sam: All of you hust shut up and smile, we're next! submitted by - blondie101

  • One reason why grandmothers should never be allowed to visit movie sets. submitted by - Treebeard the Younger

  • Aragorn:What's that PJ? Oh there's nothing behind us...
    Gandalf:*cough*we stole your camera*cough*
    Eomer:Tee Hee!!
    Legolas:The one with the fottage of Gimli dancing in his underwear!!
    Gimli:I don't remember doing that... submitted by - Melian

  • "Hah! Let's see them try to caption this one!" submitted by - maroozer

  • Gandalf could only smile knowing that soon they would throw an unsuspecting legolas into a huge vat of jello. submitted by - Dragonmoondust

  • Legolas: hmm, i just love this lipstick... submitted by - R.J

  • Eomer: people of the world - look! im smiling! submitted by - Adelis

  • Gimli: get your bloody hair out of my face legolas.
    legolas: look, just because i use conditioner... submitted by - jedielflover

  • *we are family...* submitted by - dragonfire

  • John is smiling because this is the last Time he have to be short.
    Orlando and Karl are smiling because they will not be getting any more blond jokes from Viggo.
    Viggo is smiling because he will not be getting any fashion from Orlando.
    And last but most certainly not the least, Ian will not have to wear that ruddy white costume! submitted by - Elmarion

  • After all the things they went through.Killing orks, taming wild horses,and jumping over Oliphaunts,they had one thing left to do...
    SMILE you're on Candid Camera! submitted by - Lov' Orlando

  • Viggo:How many more of these we going to have to do?
    Karl:I think 20 more.
    Orlando:Oh Great!
    John:Why can't we make Orlando be the short one!
    Ian:I am thirsty. submitted by - Elmarion

  • Gandalf:*singing* We are family!!!
    Aragorn: Gosh Gandalf just go to a karoke bar or something!!!
    Legolas: i have to look nice for my fans!!!
    Eomer: Shut up Legolas im HOTT too!!!
    Gimli: I refuse to take anypart in this conversation...now where is my milkshake submitted by - O gre8t one

  • "um, you know that ring? Well, we know we had it down in that mine..." submitted by - lotrhappyone

  • Foolish mortals. Staring at us and trying to think of something funny to say... submitted by - Slartibartfast

  • What they are REALLY thinking!
    Legolas:I'm out of sheer blonde.
    Aragorn:Igottagotothebathroom!
    Gandalf: I wonder if white is my color?
    Gimli: Ha ha! I see a bunny! AWWW! It's so cute! Funny wunny bunny !! Tee hee! submitted by - puppet pal

  • Luckily, before the battle for Middle Earth began, someone invented laughing gas. submitted by - Aragorn Luff

  • The group posed nicely for their group shot, but Legolas decided to impersonate Oliver Twist. submitted by - FRODOFAN

  • Frodo: Why are you all looking at me like that? submitted by - Lee and Aranel

  • The group quickly and efficiently shoves Merry and Pippin behind Gandalf and tries to look innocent as Theoden passes by looking for his missing pipe-weed. submitted by - Anarion & Flash

  • Legolas: WEE!!! Look at me I'm so pretty!!!!
    Aragorn: I like eggs!:)
    Eomer: I feel feel bad that my stuble isnt as manly as Aragorns...
    Gandalf: Am i the only sane one here??? submitted by - O gre8t one

  • Legolas: My back itchess... submitted by - Alasse

  • Homework? What homework? submitted by - Josie who has a pet rock named dude

  • Legolas: Oh Great Vala Help Me! The all smell like orc crap! Throw me down some soap or shampoo atleast! submitted by - Hannah

  • The cast, moments before they realized they were using a trick camera armed with a water pistol. submitted by - Xbolt

  • Greetings from lovely middle Earth! submitted by - weeeeeee!


Captions

  • WINNER Little did the elf know that the ninja hobbit wasn't going to pat his shoulder, but was actually getting ready to flip him into the photographers. submitted by - Immortal girl

  • WINNERIn a tragic lapse of judgement, Mr. Landie Bloom, upon winning the 2005 F1 Racing Cup, unwittingly mistakes nearby friend and hobbit, Billy "Cuddles" Boyd for a bottle of sparkling white wine. This photo was taken moments before the incident met its gristly climax, which is far too gruesome to show right now. submitted by - mrlukie




  • Smile for the camera! submitted by - Treebeard the Younger

  • Billy: Ah Orlando loves me I'm loved.
    Orlando: Billy give me back my bow before i start to squeeze harder submitted by - Bannana

  • bloom: kill must have limelight. must have ALL attention. ALL MUST LOVE MEEEEEEEE . submitted by - vallug

  • Orlando: Just keep smiling and you will get out of here alive.
    Billy: *Gargle* submitted by - Wolfer

  • when they had finally destroyed the ring, orlando finally starts to let go of his anger at billy boyd. submitted by - dragonmoondust

  • Even after his plastic surgery, Smeagol's deep hatred of Hobbits eventually ruined his newfound popularity. submitted by - Reiji Neko Mitsukai

  • Orlando tried to srangle Billy so he could steal his new watch, but Billy just smiled and asked someone to take a picture.
    Then Billy accidentally kicked the big sign behind them, and it fell on Orlando.
    Orlando- "Fool of a Took! Make it fall on you next time so I can have the watch!"
    Billy- "Ok. Whatever. submitted by - xbolt

  • Orlando: What do you mean you have more fangirls? Why you little...
    Billy: Just keep smiling... They won't let him kill you...
    Photographers And Reporters: Is that free booze? It comes in pints? See ya Bill! submitted by - MadamFubarKibble

  • Billy Boyd:"Can't...breathe!"
    Orlando Bloom:"THE PRECIOUS IS OURSSSSS!!!WE WANTS IT WE WANTS IT! submitted by - Andy

  • Orli; Oh thank you Billy, Thank you Thank you ...!!!
    Billy: Umm, Orli Please let go of me. This is so embarrising! submitted by - Elmarion

  • "Yo orli, look out for my brand new watch, you're crushing it!" submitted by - Tári Telrúnya

  • If it wasn't already established, this settled it.
    Orlando Bloom was now officially so flaming that he was in danger of setting off the smoke alarms. submitted by - Mary Sue

  • Okay, Orlando, this was supposed to be my picture! You were in all the others already! submitted by - Sakura Baggins

  • It's a love strangle, I swear. submitted by - Alasse

  • Orlando: *fixed grin* What did you say about my nancing?
    Billy: *throttled* submitted by - MadamFubarKibble

  • Orlando finally cracks under all the pressure. submitted by - Treebeard the Younger

  • Because...it's our birthday. And we wants it. submitted by - Forlong the Phat

  • WHY YOU LITTLE...!!! submitted by - Twinkletooths! Twinkleteeth!

  • OK Orlando, I thought we both agreed last night; no more play-choking unless we're alone!- hehe, you know i like it... submitted by - Jennifer

  • Orlando:This is for calling me an "Afghan" all of those times! submitted by - HobbitFeet

  • Orli: "YOU STOLE MY SOCKS! YOU- o dear... a photographer... keep smiling! Pretend if you're hugging him..." submitted by - Tári Telrúnya

  • And thus, we see why Orlando was never granted a kitten as a small child.... submitted by - Trista

  • "Just keep smiling and walk away or I will stangle you," submitted by - Maggie

  • OH NO ! it's that chihauhua from hell! The evil little demon must be out for REVANGE! Smile! mabey it'll go away! submitted by - Shadowfaxforvever

  • Orlando: (forces smile while attempting murder) I love you Billy. I really do. Now smile for the camera!! submitted by - Holly

  • Orli: OOOO, isn't he the cutest thing?!?!
    Billy: That's nice, GET OFF!! there's people watching! submitted by - Jaeniver

  • How dare you make fun of my hair like that! submitted by - Jaredbob

  • When Legolas went beserk, and started to choke Pippin, the rest of the Fellowship all decided that they would never hide the Elf's strawberry scented bubble bath again submitted by - Beth

  • Suddenly I have a warm, fuzzy fealing inside to strangle Billy! submitted by - Jaredbob

  • orlando- "die billy, die"
    billy- "i love you too" submitted by - Scarlet

  • I'M NOT DEAGOL, I SWEAR! submitted by - Alasse

  • Orlando: so you see? i can actually fit my hands all the way around his tiny neck! (thinking: muahahahhahhahah! now i shall kill the pipsqueak and dominate the underworld of little people!!)
    Billy thinking in dreamy voice: ah, how i've been waiting for this moment *sigh* submitted by - sam

  • OB: Since Billy seems to be taking all of the girls who aren't MY fans, I think I'll murder him and make it look like an accident. Then, we will have ALL the fans and WE BE THE MASTER! ::cackles:: We did it before, we can do it again!

    Billy: Maybe if I just keep smiling, he'll disappear. submitted by - Aranel

  • oh! lookie lookie lookie! were engaged! submitted by - munkyboy

  • Billy: ACK! ACK! HELP! ELF ATTACK ELF ATTACK!
    Orlando:OH SHUT UP... I'M LETTING YOU KNO HOW MUCH I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
    Billy: I DON'T CARE! I'M STILL UNDER ATTACK
    Orlando: But you're smiling. I think you enjoy it.
    Billy: I'm smiling? I didn't know that. I guess it means I do enjoy it. I love you Orlando
    Orlando: Ewww... gross. When I said that I didn't mean it the way you said!! submitted by - Elif

  • Orly: oops. got caught trying to strangle Billy. *smiles* just smile and they'll never suspect me. Billy: help...me... submitted by - hereandthere

  • Orlando Thinks:Come...Let me Kill You! submitted by - Helena

  • Orlando *Over enthusiastically*: HIYA BILLY!
    Billy *GASPING FOR AIR*: CANT BREATHE!!! LET ME GO! submitted by - O gre8t one

  • "His neck is just so stranglable" submitted by - richardwindgatexvii

  • news flash: it has been proven that orlando bloom is too over powering submitted by - vallug

  • *Just Smile and look at the camera, and no will notice I am choking Billy..* Billy: *Gasps for air* submitted by - Legolaswife

  • too much love!!!!!! submitted by - Lindsey

  • This would be a Kodak moment, if not for Orlando attempting to strangle poor Billy. submitted by - morgan

  • Movie stars can get away with anything these days. Yes, even attempted murder.... submitted by - Pip is Cool

  • Orlando: Oh Mr. photographer! LOOK! *pulls Billy tword him by the neck* we have matching hair and smiles!
    Billy: ack! submitted by - mek

  • Orli:"thinking" let see, steal Billy's wallet, stomp on Billy's foot,choke Billy, what am I missing? Oh yeah, smile for the camera.
    Billy:hey!Ow! can't breath.Help!!! submitted by - Elmarion

  • Despite the disturbing contents of this incriminating photo, most Billy fangirls were too preoccupied to notice their idol's seemingly impending doom, because, of course... "WHAT finger is that ring on?!" *all count frantically before breathing a communal sigh of relief* submitted by - Maroozer

  • Amid all the stories of paparazzi causing havoc and destruction, here we have a situation in which the paparazzi's "shiny!" lights actually managed to distract and thwart the plans of an attempting murderer. submitted by - maroozer

  • Billy: um, orlando, i must admit im feeling very uncomfortable right now. submitted by - dragonmoondust

  • Billy:Ok,ok I did flirt with Liv but you don't have to burst in on my comercial!!
    Orlando: Just smile, and hug me. submitted by - Legolasnew bride

  • Orli: billy, what do you mean Aragorn was the prettiest in the fellowship???
    Billy:I was just kiddin... *GASP* JUST JOKING! icant breathe!!! submitted by - Inwe Calaelen

  • orli: tell me what they did with my blonde wig and you won't get hurt, Billy!!!
    Billy: Viggo got it!!!*GASP NOT BREATHING!!!*
    orli: what???? first the Princess Arwen now my wig!!!! *GRR* feel my wraith.. i mean wrath!!! haha submitted by - Megan_2010

  • Orli: billy you have 5 sec. to tell me where my tear-free shampoo is!! 1..2..3..4..5!!
    Billy: ...ummm... what shampoo??
    orli: GRR!! give me my shampoo....Oh nice watch shiny!!! submitted by - Inwe Calaelen

  • "Have you ever been so excited, that you just want to squeeze something really, really hard like this???" submitted by - Deep Thought

  • Billy Boyds ring:$69.00
    Billy Boyds watch:$100.99
    the look on Billy's face while being attacked by Orlando Bloom: priceless
    for everything else there's spoofs!! submitted by - Inwe Calaelen

  • Fine, take the Rolex too! Just let me breathe! submitted by - Alasse

  • Oralndo: WHAT DID U SAY ABOUT ME BEING PRISSY!?!!? Billy:*gasps for air* Im sorry!! Orlando: *strangles harder* GRIN SO THE CAMERAS DONT SUSPECT ANYTHING! Billy: *wheeze* submitted by - Legolas

  • Billy: RAPE!!!!
    Orlando: (uneasy smile) Bill, you don't say those things in public. now smile like nothing's wrong submitted by - Diamond the annoying

  • Drop the One Ring, and I'll let you go. Promise. submitted by - Treebeard the Younger

  • Orlando: Oh My God Billy! Can you believe it? We're getting pictures!
    Billy: Right Orlando pictures... good boy... down boy... submitted by - Christa

  • Take back what you said about my eyebrows! submitted by - Alasse

  • Onlookers weren't certain which of the fine rings Billy wore Orlando wanted, but it seemed like just another case of deja vu. submitted by - Anarion Tari Culnama

  • Orlando has just noticed that there really are PHOTOGRAPHERS FILMING his attempted murder, but he affects an innocent smile all the same.
    OB: Hi, people! This isn't AT ALL what it looks like. Billy and I are best friends! Right, Billy?
    *forcibly nods Billy's head and squeezes his neck until he smiles* submitted by - trojanelf

  • BB: (Thinking) Mushroom-induced insanity. It's got to be.
    OB: "Some filthy, rotten, ugly, parasite stole my mushrooms! AHHH! MY PRECIOUS!" submitted by - legolasbertgreenleaf

  • OB: "To be, or not to be: that is the question."
    BB: "That's--great--but, aren't you going a little bit far trying to convert me to your nutso Shakespeare religion?"
    OB: "That is a good question too." submitted by - legolasbertgreenleaf

  • Orlando: look just smile and you'll get some fan girls. Billy: Likfe this?*smiles awfully* Orlando: YOUR'E NOT DOING IT RIGHT!!! *strangles Billy* submitted by - Wolfer

  • All of the Empire magazine staff cackled evilly. They had always wanted to recreate the opening scene of Return of the King with a Hobbit and an Elf. If only Orlando didn't have his infamous 'camera trap' smile on, all would be prefect... submitted by - MadamFubarKibble

  • Love hurts... submitted by - Shoeless One

  • BB: hey Orlando, how many elves does it take to change a light-bulb??
    OB:Ummmm... i dunno
    BB: they dont change light-bulbs, they might break a nail, HAHAHA
    OB: thats not funny!! GRR!! BILLY MUST DIE!!! oh cameras, Smile real Bignow Bill:) submitted by - Inwe Calalen

  • Onlookers wondered whether they should do something when Billy's face started turning white while being 'greeted' by Orlando. submitted by - TheCaptionQueen

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