Caption Contest Archives Pg. 5


Captions

  • WINNER And by the time they realized that it was a crazed fan who had stolen Andy's suit, it was too late for Elijah. - - submitted by Aniviel

  • WINNER Actor/Swim-suit model Andy Serkis turns up expecting a normal shooting day, but is suddenly attacked by two short guys with pointy ears.
    It seems the fatter of the two wanted to get revenge on Mr.Serkis for a "wig-pulling" incident a few days before, and thought the best way to go about this was to remove Andys underpants and give them to a flock of fangirls, telling them they belong to Orlando Bloom. His efforts were thwarted, however, as Andy came fully dressed in Swimsuit #JZ-1X5 for some reason. Director/Male model Peter Jackson managed to get some "Neat action shots!" from the ordeal, even though he was meant to be filming the "Exploding Edoras" scene from his upcoming film "When Hobbits use matches". - submitted by Mr.Lukie



  • When Gollum is mad he turns into. . . SUPER GOLLUM - submitted by unsigned

  • Frodo: Sam, help! A Ninja Turtle lost it's shell and now it's attacking me!
    Sam: Don't worry, Mr. Frodo! I'll get him from behind! - submitted by Meriadoc

  • You replaced my coffee with WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU!!!!! - submitted by unsigned

  • Sean: Andy it's soooooo good to see yooouuu!! C'mere you!! - submitted by unsigned

  • suddenly, Andy Serkis, mistaken for Gollum, is beat to death by phsyco-maniac hobbits in a parallel dimension. Ironicly, he was in his computer animation suit as Gollum for the Lord of the Rings trilogy. - submitted by c-man (who needs to stop signing the guest book :p)

  • "GROUP HUG!!" - submitted by C. Damiano

  • Andy: No really Im part of the cast I swear! - submitted by unsigned

  • Elijah: "(Jaws music starts playing)Andy? Ahhhhh! Wait it was only a joke!"
    Andy: "(choking Elijah)Nasty hobbitses! Yousss callss us 'dandy' we'll showss yousss dandy!"
    Peter J.(to camera man): "Your camera's on, right?"
    Andy just couldn't take it any more. Wearing a tight suit while climbing etc. was enough. He finally went mad after two days of Elijah calling him 'Dandy Andy'. - submitted by Lilia

  • Andy wanted the ring all for himself.
    Peter J. (to camera man): "You gettin' this?" - submitted by Lilia

  • We might be getting a little too into character, mates......... - submitted by lady artamir

  • Gollum:'ahhhh the preciousssss'
    Sam: ah no Mr.Frodo it appears gollum has swallowed the ring
    Frodo:'What are we going to do Sam?
    Sam:' dont worry sir I know how to perform the heimlich manouver - submitted by Loz

  • Sean: C'mon Andy! Let me hug you...*hugs*
    Andy: NO! HELP! NO! ELIJAH!
    Elijah: No, man I'm staying out of this one...you remember the last time I tried to get you out of a fix.. - submitted by unsigned

  • Frodo: Sam, why are you hugging that strange man in the green suit?
    Sam: Uhhhh....ummm..well, you see.... - submitted by Perhin Gamgins

  • Sam: What's my line?
    Andy: Oohh!! Shiny leaves! Give them to me! Frodo: Where's the ring? - submitted by Mallory K.

  • Sam: Time for Tug of War!!!
    Frodo: Yeah! Andy can be the rope! He's even wearing the right color! - submitted by Desiree

  • Smeagol: Stupid nasty fat hobbitses ruins nice fishes, now you must dies yes! - submitted by Wife of Meriadoc Brandibuck

  • Sean tries to pull Andy off as he goes Fangirl on Elijah. - submitted by Tas

  • "Sam is NOT my girlfriend...he just likes hugging me!" - submitted by Azure Moon

  • "It's my teddy bear...give it back now!" - submitted by Azure Moon

  • Andy: Just let me fix your hair...
    Elijah: No! It's fine the way it is! Leave me alone!
    Sean: Andy! You're back! I'm so glad to see you! - submitted by SLV006

  • Gollum : Where issss it!? Where issssss it?!
    Sam: (to Frodo)Uggh! What's that 'orrid smell?!!
    Gollum: Excussssse us, Pressioussss!!
    Sam: Mr. Frodo!! Why did you use up the last of the Beano pills!? You know about Gollum's gas problems!!! - submitted by Unsigned

  • The Gimp, having finished his silming stint in "Pulp Fiction", decided to audition for LOTR as the White Rider. His effort was not kindly received. - submitted by Daisy Brambletoes

  • Sean: Andy I realize you are excided about learing how to bike ride but, ELIJAH IS NOT THE BIKE!!!! - submitted by Unsigned

  • Sean: Aw, come on Andy, gimme a big hug!
    Andy: Help me Elijah!!!!!
    Elijah: Get away from me! - submitted by Legolas sucks

  • Andy One bite! One bite! My Prrrreecccioussssssssss......
    Elijah: Whoa! Sean! Grab him! he's turning into Gollum! - submitted by Legolas Sucks

  • Sam: That's the last time he makes fun of MY po-tay-toes....
    Gollum: *Cough* *Sputter*..... *Choke*....... must...... eat.......Hobbitses.......
    Frodo: Alright, Sam, they weren't THAT bad! - submitted by Unsigned

  • Elijah: What are you mad!?!?!? Stop trying to kiss me!!!! - submitted by Legolas Sucks

  • SUPER SMEAGOL!!! da! da! da! da! da! da! da! da!daaaaaaaaaa!!!!! - submitted by Legolas' Elf Girl

  • When Gollum couldn't make it in wrestling he decided to go after the ring of power instead of the WWE title belt, but still maintained some of his wrestling skills. - submitted by Rick

  • Andy- Nassty hobit! We kills you!!!
    Sean- Oh, thank you! I got so sick of his whining about how heavy the bloody ring is! - submitted by Esgalelin

  • In hopes of protection against the oh so threatening 'hobbitses'gollum constucted himself a protective suit. He was sure to listen to his mother when she shouted to him early in the morning on the way out of the house-he never forgot the most vital piece of armour. His knees are safe from bruising ladies and gentlemen. You may now exhale and get some popcorn. - submitted by prongs98

  • Frodo: I god, I'm being mugged! I feel so violated. Sam, Help me! - submitted by Liltalen

  • Andy happily acts out a certain chapter in Oliver Twist for Elijah.
    Andy: "And then Oliver JUMPS on Noah Claypole and starts beating him... Sean, you remember what Mrs. Sowerberry did, don't you?"
    Sean: *demonstrates*
    Andy: "Ahaha! Good, good."
    Elijah: "Take it off us! Pleeaase!" - submitted by Molly

  • Andy: "TAKE THAT! AND THAT!"
    Elijah: "GAAAHHH!!"
    Sean: "STOPPIT! STOPPIT! YOU'RE RUINING MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!"
    PJ: "What's going on, up there?"
    *all is quiet, suddenly*
    PJ: "IF YOU BOYS CAN'T PLAY NICELY, YOU WON'T BE ALLOWED TO PLAY, AT ALL!"
    Andy, Sean, and Elijah: "Awww, shucks." - submitted by Theatre Dork

  • Gollum: WHY does he steal Smeagol's Starbucksss coffee? WHY!?
    Frodo (thinking): It was a caramel frappucino! - submitted by unsigned

  • No, I will not judge people's personal lives and tastes. - submitted by Faerie in Combat Boots

  • Tonight, on the Middle Earth Wrestling Federation, it's The Hobbit Duo versus Lycra Man! - submitted by Faerie in Combat Boots

  • Andy: Elijah, you're my teddy bear
    Elijah: NOOOO! GEROFF MEE
    Sean: (a little to close to Andy) and you're my teddy bear and I'm never letting go!
    Andy: SAVE ME ELIJAH! - submitted by unsigned

  • Sam: HEY! Frodo is MY PRECIOUS! STOP trying to GRAB him!
    Andy: But he's MY precious! I already PROPOSED to him! - submitted by anonomous

  • Andy: I found a very large coconut in my soup! It broke out all my teeth!
    Elijah: I didn't put it there! Don't hurt me!
    Sean: I bet Andy put it there all by himself! I saw him put rubber spiders in P.J.'s soup yesterday.....maybe they tasted good cuz he didn't notice. By the way, has anyone seen my dog? - submitted by anonomous

  • Gollum: (farts rather loudly and smellyly) ah safety!
    Sam: EEEEUUUURRRRRGH!!! i give you a hug and this is how im rePAYED!!!
    Gollum: gerrof. you know holding farts in is a cause of spontanious human combustion!
    Frodo: both of you get away. sam why does it smell of egg?
    Sam: cos the man dressed in a white bodysack farted.
    Frodo: ok then (begins to toast waffles on the stove that wasn't there)
    Sam: fine leave me to struggle.
    Frodo: ok!
    Gollum: my prrrrrrrreciousssssssssssssssssss spasticated FAT PIGEON! - submitted by Scatty Dave

  • Andy: Help Elijah! The robot Sam went balistic!!!
    Elijah: What are you kidding? I've been dreaming of this day! - submitted by Legolas Sucks

  • Elijah: Gollum, how many times do I have to tell you? I destroyed the ring and there aren't any more "precious"
    Gollum: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! PRRREEEECCCCCCCIIIIOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - submitted by Elentari

  • Elijah: Those idiots in catering gave him too much gollum juice again! You know how literally he takes that stuff!
    Sean: The more he has, the more pissed off he becomes.
    Elijah: Hey, maybe we could train him to devour shorts wearing directors on command.
    Pete: Hey Boys! Guess what! We need to get a shot of Frodo, Sam and Gollum falling off a cliff onto jagged rocks below, but there are no stuntmen here.
    Sean: Kill, Andy! Kill! - submitted by Mr.Lukie


Captions

  • WINNER
    Billy: Would you look at that, Elijah has finally figured out Tig.
    Dom: *Chokes* on the corn
    Orlando: I don't get it. - submitted by Melissa

  • WINNER
    Orlando: So, Billy, you threw yours into the Isengard mimiature?
    Billy: You're aiming for the White City?
    Dom: Why do you guys get the easy jobs? i have to eat this stuff!
    - submitted by sista of the person hu didn't sign their name

  • HONORABLE MENTION It's not the best caption for the pic, but it did make me snicker...
    God, I am so jealous of those chairs. - submitted by dottie



  • WOW...Arwen sure looks hot in that bikini!! - submitted by Azure Moon

  • WOW...Legolas sure looks hot in that bikini!! - submitted by Azure Moon

  • When Ashley's mowhawk finally was done, she was thrilled that Dom and Billy wanted to hang - submitted by Legolas Sucks

  • Billy: The hills are alive with the sound of... wait a minute. I'm not a van Trapp but Orlando, you'd make a fetching Maria. - submitted by Cris

  • Dom: Corn, Yummy Yummy in my tummy,best when cooked by my mummy..
    Orli(thinking) Oh my god he's such a dummy - submitted by Trista

  • Boyd and Bloom: Hey, look at Elijah! He's fallen off the horse again!
    Dom: Munch munch munch. - submitted by .30 caliber

  • After Hugo Weaving's great success, three other LOTR cast members decided to audition for parts in "The Matrix". "Alright, does everyone have their shades?" - submitted by Achilles

  • Orlando: Hey mates! Free Beer over there!
    Billy: Uhm, Orli, that's free corn on the cobb...
    Dom: *Munches* Yummy... - submitted by Arianna

  • Orly: Ahh, that thing your're eatting touched my perfect head!!! NEED TO CLEAN, EWWW...DIRT, MY POOR POOR HEAD"
    Billy:"not again..."
    Dom: sigh - submitted by Larien

  • Rejected Bachlors from the Dating Game - submitted by Cassandra Boyd

  • Billy: *wispers to Orli* dude I cant believe he really ate it
    Orli: hey look a camera - submitted by fool of a took

  • Dom: maybe if I keep eating they won't know it's me
    Billy:*farts* ahh...
    Orly: just keep smiling... - submitted by car char

  • three people marriages aren't legal yet guys - submitted by saw1303

  • Does it really need a caption? - submitted by Alicia

  • Orlando: Man, I love this song!
    Billy: Smile pretty for the picture.
    Dom: Gawd, this corn is good!!! - submitted by peppyprincess

  • Dom: Their hot.
    Billy: Maybe your fans aren't so bad Orlando.
    Orlando: Woa... - submitted by c-man

  • Orli and Billy decided that if they just acted natural, the camera man would go away. Dom, on the other hand, took a different approach. - submitted by Rachel

  • HEADLINE NEWS:
    After Dom Monaghan steals Orlando Bloom's food, the Elf attempts to decapitate the Hobbit, and ends up decapitating Elijah Wood and Sean Astin (which is why you can't see them in the photo) - submitted by Eruanne

  • Corn? Anybody want corn? Am I the only one? Come on people! - submitted by Gulten

  • Hobbits. . . you can live a hundred years with them, and still they can find some way to suprise you. - submitted by Gil-Galad

  • Chicken legs! Chicken legs! Dom's got chicken legs! - submitted by A stupid girl

  • Billy: I'm this close to a nervous breakdown! *sniff* These singlasses so aren't in fashion. I need the huge granny ones, those are sooo in right now.
    Orlando: Do I look like a cupie doll to you? I'm really going for that posessed doll look...
    Dom: I'm cool no matter what I wear old-timers... - submitted by Jo

  • HEY YA'LL We're having a BAR-BEE-Q - submitted by Ashley

  • How the camra people know to catch the actors at thier worst time - submitted by L-E

  • We can sit and drink beer, eat, and act manly...but we can still look gay! - submitted by Katy

  • Look! a camera! - submitted by wilf

  • .......and this is what the LOTR cast members do in their free time... - submitted by LOTR_Freak

  • Sunglasses- check. Spikey hair- check. ok,one more bloke and we can start a boy band. - submitted by Elerrina

  • Greetings from Jamaica -- WITHOUT YOU, ELIJAH!!!!! - submitted by Luv U 2

  • Billy: Argh! Theres a big snake coming at me!
    Orli: Smile & he'll go away!
    Dom: He MIGHT be angry cos I'm eating his brother... - submitted by Soapy-Sue

  • It wasn't a tropical island, but that didn't matter to the trio. - submitted by Someone who didn't read my rant about SIGNING A NAME!!!!

  • Billy: Dude, do I not look so awesome in dark glasses?
    Dom (thinking): Shut up, Billy, I'm trying to eat corn. - submitted by Bucky

  • Dom."Will eating help the pain?"
    Orlando: "Maybe just crossing my legs..."
    Billy: " Or - perhaps leaning to the side like this..."
    ... waiting for the rest rooms to empty... - submitted by Jesso

  • What's on that corn on the cob?? - submitted by Katie

  • Dom: Oh Crap,I got to get this eaten before my close up...Stuff my face....Go dom,go!!!! I can do it,I'll just shove it all in my face. Mabey with these shades the camera man won't reconize me? Do my legs look ok? I hope I got a tan!
    Orlando: Why am I here again? I have to pee so bad! I hope crossing my legs helps...I wish I were more like Billy...He can go 2 weeks without a pee! DOM,stop stuffing your fat face,dude.
    Billy: I am the sexiest man alive....And I look the best here,look,I'm not stuffing my face,and I don't have to pee! I'm so cool! I hope a hot chick sees me!
    Dom: Who's fat? Orli,you better not be calling me fat or its over. To bad Billy's not gay,he's the sexiest...and the only straight one.
    Orli: Does my mohawk look ok? Nice shorts,Dom.
    Billy: Dom,you can tell your gay.
    Dom: Thanks,wish you were to... - submitted by Brittanie Leonard

  • Ooh...MY, now THERE goes a hot one! - submitted by Someone ELSE who can't read directions...

  • Dom: this corn is almost as yellow as my teeth
    Orlando: Ya, no kiddin'. I'll show the crowd my pearly whites.
    Billy: Hey look guys, a camera! - submitted by lotrlover

  • PJ knew female camerapeople were a bad idea. - submitted by Someone who didn't read that rant (very funny

  • Guys don't be gay coz there's a camera and some really nice girls might look at these pics so smile and be happy before im come over there and strangle you - submitted by Emma

  • Should have gone to specksavers! - submitted by Bloomerang

  • Dom, Billy and Orlando re-enact Thunderbirds in their holiday home...

    Billy: Quick! We have to save Tracey Island!!
    Dom: So? As long as I don't have to give up my snack!
    Orlando: Dude, look out, there's an asteroid coming!
    Billy: Orli! We stopped playing Star Trek an hour ago.
    Orlando: We did? Aww...
    Dom: You guys are SO immature! We're grown-ups now, we have to play ADULT games, okay?
    Billy: Like drinking games?
    Dom: No. Adult games like recreating scenes from The Matrix!!
    Billy: ohhhh
    Orlando: So long as it doesn't mess up my hair! - submitted by Pippin is the TRUE Ernil i Pheriannath!!

  • Orli: I HAVE A FORK AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! Dom: *munch*
    Billy: *sigh...* - submitted by Arabella

  • Orli and Billy: oooh.....SHIINNYYYYY!!!!
    Dom: *munch* - submitted by Eleclya

  • Billy and Orlando pose for the camera but, less accustomed to photos, Dom tries to hide behind his corn. - submitted by The Amazing Anx Man

  • "Some people say that we have A.D.D. They just don't understand. Oh LOOK! A camera!" - submitted by Catherine

  • Billy: You can see through the fence!
    Orli: Hey look at what *those* two are doing!
    Dom: Mhpfgh - submitted by Erica

  • Critics are saying that Shang Haing noon III: Shang Haing Mohawk is a corn eating comedy! - submitted by C-man (who always signs his name like a good boy... <-- special smiley for him

  • Orlando: Hey isn't that your mum, Dom?
    Dom: EEK!!!Yes, and she always feeds me that homemade casserole crap!
    Billy: Sounds yummy! - submitted by Luthien luver of Legolas

  • Orlando: Guys, check out that hot chick. I think it's time for me to make my move.
    Billy: Orlando, thats just Viggo...
    Orlando: Ohhhh...
    akward silence
    Dom: Chomp, chomp, munch, munch - submitted by LotR Insomniac (who was kind enough to put the HTML tags in themselves)

  • Dom: hey we could audition for the three amigo's!
    Billy: yeah great we could!
    Orli: I think we'd do better as a boy band
    Billy: You must be joking with that dead rat on your head I'm by far more sexy than you orli - submitted by laura

  • ORLANDO: errr! Dom your such a pig.
    DOM:yeh! i know i'a pretty intelligent........ girl
    BILLY: Yeh! i knew it along he is a girl.
    ORLANDO: both of you shut up, smile and look cute for the camera. - submitted by Obcessed with Orlando and jonny I really hope she knows it's spelled "obsessed"...

  • Orlando: What! Of course we're triplets!
    Billy: Can't you see the similarity!?
    Dom: mmm - submitted by hungry hobbit

  • DOM: Come on, Orli, Billy, just take a bite of the corn!
    BILLY: But my MOM made it for heaven's sake!
    DOM: Look, we're about to be in a picture! Don't you wanna look cool?
    BILLY: Cool? I'll show you cool!
    ORLI: Don't make me use this corn!!! - submitted by Starfire

  • Dom : Everybody in da club gettin tipsy
    Orli : Billy, dont move or else u'll spill the ketchup bottle!
    Billy : This chair reminds me of Treebeard.... - submitted by pip lover

  • so this is what the boys do when a fan walks up on there porch wanting and autograph, Billy give a funni look, Dom eats..corn.., and Orli smile politely and looks like he has to pee..... - submitted by Emilie Bloom

  • During the course of filming his recent trilogy, director Peter "Can I have my money now?" Jackson made some very startling discoveries. The most disturbing of these was the actual unearthing of three evolutionary descendants of Hobbit kind. Unfortunately for them, evolution decided it would make them the victims of its bizarre sense of humour, and subsequently refused to let their already minuscule brains grow any larger than they were before, which, as I said, was not very big. Due to a prolonged period trapped in the leaking nuclear reactor core of a Russian submarine, the trio developed the un-natural ability to "undress things with their eyes", a skill Peter unpleasantly discovered after being alone in a room with them for just under two minutes. Pictured above is the infamous yet exceedingly dim-witted group using all of their remaining brain cells to make passes at the stuntmen. Unbeknownst to them, in response to their amazing "He-he, I can see your winky" abilities, the New Zealand Government ordered for each of the part-time doorstops to be fitted with special "Illusion Sunnies" whilst they were engaging in their daily Frog squishing ceremonies. What the "dudes" are seeing are not the naughty bits of Biff the Stuntman, but in fact those of an overweight Orangutan. Luckily, due to the physical structure of the average New Zealand stuntman, the trio cannot distinguish between the two. The popular mating rituals shown above are the "Sit, stare and lean sideways like an idiot" technique, the "Sit, stare and wear a dead rat on your noggin'" technique, and the ever popular "Sit, stare and eat an ear of corn" technique. Last we heard, none of these approaches have been successful, even though they have been practicing them since last September. We will bring you more updates "as it happens" or maybe we might possibly find something more interesting to talk about instead of half-baked articles about three drunken Hobbit descendents. Surely there are plenty of stories of exploding things that we could use to attract the academically challenged citizens of "Where-ever". - submitted by Mr. Lukie (who has too much time on his hands...)

  • Orli: ya know I wouldn't look half bad in a brides dress!
    Billy: Give it up, Viggo already said he wouldn't marry you!
    Dom: I think Grima's looking though.
    Laughter - submitted by Haldir LIVES!!!

  • orlando : good job you turned off that camera , my hair looks terrible!
    dom : er. - submitted by me

  • Billy: Orlando You know that shirt makes you look like a girl?
    Orli: Who cares? I still look hot! - submitted by Luciusiscrazyoverme

  • Dear Elijha and Sean,
    Weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
    Dom, Orlie, and Billy - submitted by Alles klingt in deutsch kühler Mädchen

  • Dom: *thinking to himself* maybe if I make him think theres a rat on his head...after all...it does look like one:
    Orlando: Goodness me?! theres a rat on my head. what shall I do 'ol fellow?
    boyd:*thinking to himself* um...I shall indeed let him think theres a rat on his head...but look at Dom! hes about to swipe orlandy's CORN! By golly! - submitted by gOOLAH

  • Boyd: hey orlado! how's about youtake another dare from me! after all, you DID do the bungie dare! so heres my next one *snickers to himself...kinda like a giggle* "run around calling for your hotdog mr. silly poo and flay your arms and then pretend to jog back and forth...thats right, like so...yes...good, good. no...wait...or you can be a dork and pretend like your mowhuak is your buddy...dude! you NAMED your hair.
    Orlando: indeed I did....my hairs the most important think in my life. you ask me who inspires me? its my hair....which reminds me...do you have a mirror and some hair gell? my hair needs the UPMOST caretaking and noone elds can do it...only me.
    Dom: *so THATS why it looks like a rat with it's tale bitten off cralled up onto your head and died there* - submitted by THE SILLY GIRL CALLED gOOLAH

  • Seconds after this photo was taken Orlando and Billy ran leaving Dom and his corn to get soaked as a bucket "accidently" fell off the deck - submitted by Cassandra Boyd

  • BILLY- Oh my gosh, a camera man! Look sharp Boys! Dom, stop eating!
    ORLI-I always look sharp.
    DOM-Everyones seen me with food in my mouth before. Who cares? - submitted by Nia

  • PJ knew that female camera women were a bad idea when he discovered the missing cameras positioned in front of Orlando Bloom, no matter who he was with... - submitted by sista of the person hu didn't sign their name

  • BILLY: Wait guys, I gotta fart...
    ORLANDO: Tee hee, I already did... - submitted by Pippin's Beer Bottle

  • Billy: Hey, look, Frodo forgot his pants
    Orlando:(in a gay voice) OMG, so immature, this is supposed to be a heart gripping film here people!
    Dom: (mumbled by his corn) ha ha, he ogot pants! he he, i wallowed ome orn!! - submitted by Arwen703

  • Dom: Corn!
    Orlando: Corn!
    Billy: *squelch* Corn!? - submitted by MerMar

  • Billy: *makes a face for the camera* Oh look, I'm one of the three stooges!
    Dom: *puts corn in mouth and poses* mm hm!
    Orli: *laughs* You doufus... - submitted by Amanalda

  • Camera man1: Look at those nice smiles we got for the picture!
    Camera man2: You were wearing that spiky hairdo when you took the picture weren't you? - submitted by Melphie

  • Dom, Billy, and Orli never used to smile for cameras. EVER. But when the 300 pound camera man started boasting that he could ride an Elephant on one leg, the smiles just grew like weeds... - submitted by Phie

  • Billy: The hills are alive with the sound of ... What a minute we're not van Trapp children but Orli, you'd make quite a fetching Maria!
    Dom: mugph nugle hagrbar!*
    *Like we haven't heard that before! - submitted by Cris of corkncris

  • is that a camera? - submitted by elf-lover

  • is that Liv takin off her top over there? - submitted by mirkwood princess

  • dom, billy and orli had a good view of the pool from their seats (very handy when liv gets too hot as she is behind camera) - submitted by sista of the person hu didn't sign their name

  • Orli: (thinking) Oh great. I've got a guy on my left who looks like Marty Wolf and a guy on my right who looks like Justin Timberlake... and who do I look like? I don't want to think about it... - submitted by Talia Greenleaf, Queen of Fanfic

  • Billy: Wow! Look at all those fan girl!
    Dom: Are they the ones who made this great corn?
    Orli: And to think, there're all here for ME!!! - submitted by eowingirl

  • BILLY: Guys, I gotta fart...
    ORLANDO: Tee hee, I already did... - submitted by HmmHmm

  • Dom- Is that... no, it cant be.
    Orli- I think it is!!!
    Billy- PJ, stop trying to turn my hill into a hobbit hole!!! You're a man!!!!! - submitted by elfie

  • Orly:appear in a LOTR movie?Yeah cool we are going to be orcs?
    Dom:m practicinmg mgh alreadymgh eatinmg likem onme
    Bil:i would give a great Elf i think...
    Orly:Wait...wait...i know, are we going to be hobbits?
    Bill:For sake Orly,i would be a great Aragorn, did you know that?
    Dom:mhgm...yesm we havem mbeing mpracticing mthat
    Orly:Okies now i know...Are we going to be Rohan maids?
    Bill:Wouldn't Orly give a great Rohan maid?
    Dom:....mmmm mmm!Hasn'tm he mbeing practicingm form mthat?mm... - submitted by Llene

  • camera person:smile for the camera boys
    orlando:*thinks* i hate female camrea people (check out his left hand) - submitted by random person

  • Billy: "I see, I see a light."
    Orlando: "REALLY?!?!? Where?"
    Dom: "You idiots that's the camera flash!" - submitted by *WHiny*

  • Orli, Dom, and Billy: Say cheese!!
    Orli thinking: Man, this picture is gonna look cheesy... - submitted by Frodo13

  • Orlando: Dom, take the corn out of your mouth
    Dom: Huh?
    Billy: Just keep smiling - submitted by Nuintholien

  • Billy: Orlando, what if I told you I put Ex-lax in the corn?
    Orli: Thank god this corn I'm holding is Dom's uneaten piece!
    Dom: Mmmm, what did you do to this corn? It tastes GREAT!
    Billy & Orli: Uh... - submitted by Liltalen

  • orlando/Billy:Hey look, someone is un-locking an stealing Dom's car......
    Billy:Do you think he'll notice and put down the corn?
    Orlando:not a chance, he's only half way through - submitted by :-P Pippin :-P

  • Is that lipstick the cameramans wearing? - submitted by That one Dude

  • Dude, is that your hand on my butt - submitted by That one Dude again

  • Photgrapher: Orlando, aren't you supposed to eat corn with your hands?
    Billy*whispers*: Olrando, mate, he's talking to you...
    Orlando: Hmm..what? Sorry, I wasn't really listening!
    Dominic:*talks with corn in mouth* Wook(look), dis is how id's suwwosed(supposed) to we(be) done! - submitted by Nikki Aino from the Netherlands ^^

  • After-parties were a rather dull affair for the LOTR cast. - submitted by Someone

  • Orlando: Look at that funny-lookin' guy right there...
    Billy: Uh, Orly... tha's a girl.
    Girl: That's right Orlando! A girl! A girl who, need I point out, you have been conducting meaningful relationship with for the past three years??? - submitted by meroozer

  • Editors pick of the week.
    Even after months of therapy he finaly realised he couldn't help them. Poor Billy couldn't let go of leaning on his side or his security glasses. Orlando even resourted to a silly mohawk. Influenced by these two Dom couldn't stop eating. Now their only hope is the viewers. If you have any info on how to help please call 555-3672. - submitted by Chelsea


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Nevermore's Picks
  • WINNER Gandalf:I am the hobbit master!! Dance hobbits dance!! - submitted by famooshoo

  • WINNER "And by the time that Ian realized the effect that wearing a stronger eye lens than your prescription could do to your retinas, it was just too late.." - submitted by my brown-eyed girl

  • WINNER They had the air conditioning on full blast, and finding himself without a pair of mittens... - submitted by nagzul of death

  • WINNERIan: Yes my next role will be as Spock, witness my Vulcan death grip! Witness it! Neeaarhg! - submitted by Glorfindel Gurney



  • Ian: Merry Christmas boys!!
    Billy: He didn't stay dead because....
    Elijah: Just keep smiling :) - submitted by Jana

  • You didn't wash your hair, like I told you to, did you? - submitted by Narina Nightfall

  • Ian: Aww! Look at the cute little boysiewoysies!
    Elijah: Billy, what's he doing to our hair?
    Billy: Don't worry, it won't last long. My grandma used to do this every time she saw me... - submitted by Moofus

  • Ian: I will suck your brains out! Mwahahahaha!
    Elijah: Haha...He's joking, right?
    Billy: I told you not to give him sugar! - submitted by Nighteyes

  • Elijah and Billy wonder how in the world Ian talked them into trying his new line of hair care products. - submitted by Mrs.Mortensen

  • Gandalf, shocked to see that the hobbits were taller then him, tried to push them to their regular size. - submitted by Trista

  • Ian: Hey Guys, see if there's anything inbetween my teath..
    Billy: Yeah! Check me too!
    Elijah: I'm smiling cuz I have no idea what's going on... - submitted by Aly

  • Ian- "Don't move... maybe the fans won't recognise us." - submitted by Krystal. V

  • Ian McKellan stunned Billy and Elijah with his impersonation of Carson from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. - submitted by aussie chick

  • Elijah and Billy made very good ventriloquist's dolls - submitted by Someone

  • Billy: That tickles - submitted by Jordan

  • Billy: Is it me, or are we shrinking? - submitted by MerryMary

  • ...like father like son...
    no resemblince though, good. - submitted by lyssa-elijah_lover

  • Ian: oh i just love the feel of hobbit hair. its just so thick and curly. i just love it!
    Eli:*thinking* help....please
    Billy:*thinking* gawd i hope he washed his hands... - submitted by Cassandra Boyd

  • Elijah: I really wish Ian hadn't have been messing around with superglue before he touched our heads..
    Billy: ouch that hurts!
    Ian: must get hands off, U shall not pass! i mean escape! - submitted by loz

  • Ian found that the local department store had a great offer on.. Buy one hobbit get one free - submitted by loz

  • Billy: Elijah we look like a right pair of dummies!
    Elijah: you know what, I think Ian's trying to do his ventriliqist thing he does AGAIN!
    Ian:haha when i pull ur hair open ur mouth and i'll talk for u......I'm a we little hobbit im so good at this
    BIlly: oh dear lij lets get outta here! - submitted by loz

  • Only after Ian had sucked the hobbits minds dry did he realize that there was nothing in it but visions of Galadriel in the shower. - submitted by Haldin

  • Ian is perfecting his role in a movie as Michael Jackson. Elijah and Billy were willing victims... - submitted by Liltalen

  • How to advertise dolls that look remarkably like Elijah Wood and Billy Boyd. - submitted by DoBeDoBeDo

  • 'can you please stop wearing hair gel, i think my hand are stuck' - submitted by aussie chick

  • Ian: These are the best nail buffers I've ever had. - submitted by cris of corkncris

  • Elijah and Billy try to put Gandalf up into a stunt. But after seeing cameras they got distracted.
    Gandalf:Get me down!!! - submitted by A&W

  • Ever since they've cut off my hair and shaved my beard, I've had this overpowering need to feel hair under my fingers constantly - submitted by Thelyn

  • Elijah/Dom- Uh... Ian what are u doing to our hair? you know we love our hair and cant stand to get it messed up
    Ian- well i thought it looked a lil too neat so i thought id mess it up a little - submitted by Jessica

  • Ian: EWWWWW What the heck is in you guys' hair - submitted by Inwe

  • Ian: Now i will read your minds.
    Elijah: He's pretty crazy about this kinda thing.
    Billy: Ummmm...Ian..um..u can let go of my head now...pleez. - submitted by Rosie Cotton

  • I found these nasty little hobbitses stealing my ale!
    Frodo (thinking): i think Gollum had a makeover - submitted by Sianoube

  • YOU KNUCKLEHEADS! This is what you get for going and messing up my display of mushroom candy! - submitted by Miya

  • Ian:I TOLD you they were shorter than me! - submitted by j_money

  • Ian McKellen displays his new My-Size-Hobbits...
    "And if you pull their hair like THIS they make realistic 'ouch!' noises!" - submitted by maroozer

  • "Pssst, Elijah. When do you think the last time Ian cut his nails is?.." - submitted by fifle

  • Christmas caroling at the Plaza Hotel turned out to be such a huge deal for the Fellowship that even Gandalf decided to shave. - submitted by luna-tic

  • Hobbits: I'm Shrinking!!!!!!!
    Ian: HAHAHA (evil laugh) - submitted by JJbears

  • Oh i just wuv their wittle heads!! - submitted by hannah

  • Elijah (to himself): Either we're at an event that has those crazy fangirls screaming our name, or Ian is really stupid and for some reason thinks we have wigs on. - submitted by Valerie Russell

  • Ian just realized that Elijah and Billy gave anybody that touched them anywhere an electric shock, a perfect way to defend themselves from fangirls. - submitted by Valerie Russell

  • Ian checks the result of some new anti-dandruff shampoo - submitted by Notabene

  • Ian;YES YOU TO COULD HAVE YOUR VERY OWN PAIR OF HOBBITS IF YOU SPEND OVER 15 DOLLERS AT HOME AND BARGIN!
    Elijah to Billy; Put on a brave face Bill but what do you think hes gonna do when he takes us home??!! - submitted by Orlando luver

  • Ian: Now I will suck your brains out through my fingers!! MUHAHAHA!!!
    Elijah & Billy: I don't feel anything... - submitted by Anna Q.

  • Elijah decided to play a trick on Ian. He gave Ian superglue and said it was cuticle cream.
    Ian: Wait a minute! This is cuticle cream its. . . SUPERGLUE.
    Elijah: Foiled again!
    Billy: No not my hair! I need all the hair I can get. - submitted by Ireth Telemmaitë

  • Take that you pesky hobbits, I suck your soul! - submitted by nessa!

  • its a bargain: two hobits for the price of one! - submitted by c-man

  • I:Tee-hee!
    E:This is good for getting out lice.
    B:It tickles - submitted by Jordan

  • What Ian Mckellen does between takes: pretends to be a telephone pole. - submitted by Pippin Fan

  • Elijah: I think grandma's lost it!
    Ian: COme here my darlings! he he he, come to granny! - submitted by Pip

  • gandalf: ''arent they cute''
    frodo:''get off me''
    pipin:''hes messing up my hair'' - submitted by egg_roll

  • Must resist...lice too tempting - submitted by willy_t

  • Elijah: What is he doing?
    Billy:I dunno, but smile and go along with it, the media always makes icedents like this look bad if not. - submitted by Kinberi

  • ok, when he said he needed help with his nails.. this is not what i thought of... - submitted by Julia

  • Elijah: Hmm...what? Oh, that crazy old guy up there? Yeah, he's possesed. - submitted by Doc Flotsam

  • Poor Sir Ian found out all too soon that he no longer had his X-Men powers, and Lij and Billy were free to drink all the Brewer's Beer they wanted. - submitted by Melphie

  • Ouch! Ouch! I'm stuck! - submitted by nagzul of death

  • Ian: Not getting any brain-waves...
    Elijah: Dude, this feels good
    Billy: It kinda hurts... - submitted by May

  • I'll get you, my pretties! And your little brains, too! - submitted by Angela

  • Gandalf: I love this mind-control thing!! I bet I'm the only wizard that can do this... - submitted by LadyofRohan

  • "I could swear Billy's face is stretching." - submitted by .30 Caliber

  • Billy and Elijah have had to resort to being human crutches since additions have been going poorly. - submitted by JJbears

  • Ian:MWAHAHAHA, you will never be taller than me!
    Billy & Elijah: That's because you're standing on our heads - submitted by aussie chick

  • Elijah: *thinking* Where's Sam when you need him? - submitted by aussie chick

  • Ian mckellen: think if i keep my face like this long enough it'll stay this way
    elijah wood: it'd be an improvment - submitted by merrycutiepietootsiegoogles!!

  • AWWW MY BRAINS! - submitted by julieb

  • Ian: Look! I'm Billy Joel!
    Billy: What, are we a piano?
    Elijah: DoDoDoDoDODODODODODO! - submitted by fjksal;

  • ISTARI ALIENS!
    This Tuesday , Perigrin Took and Frodo Baggins were found lying on the floor of the Prancing Pony. Shocking photos revealed that the "Wizard" Gandalf the Grey was actually a brainsucking alien.
    Here are photos of the "Wizard" sucking the hobbit's brains and internal organs. Another shocking discovery was made just this Thursday, that Radaghast the Brown and Saruman the many coloured come from the same mothership. These discovories are also warnings to all citizens of Middle Earth. IF YOU SEE THIS MAN, REPORT HIM TO YOUR LOCAL ROHHIRIM! - submitted by Ghan -Buri-Ghan

  • Ian:Oh! look it's the little hobbits...
    Elijah:(wispers to Billy) I told you not to invite him
    Billy: I guess he must have followed me
    Elijah: I knew he had too much coffee... - submitted by Sarah

  • Ian: (thinks to himself)Now, my Mind-Reading in 3 Easy Steps book said that all i had to do was put on this nail polish and put my nails on the persons head,so why isnt it working??
    Elijah: (thinks to himself) Just keep smiling and pretend that you know whats happening, just keep smiling and...
    Billy: OW! my hair, my hair, my hair, my hair.. - submitted by Eruwaedhiel

  • just because youre an istari doesnt mean that we should be on our knees - submitted by sarah

  • Ian-Now where did my teeth go? - submitted by Nick

  • Ian: How can we look any more stupid than this? - submitted by Notabene

  • Ian: (trying to figure out what he is feeling Halloween-funhouse style) Hmmm, one of these is quite hairy, the other... not so hairy... - submitted by Luthienshadows

  • IAN: ... and then the teeny spiders went on a trip over the Hairy Mountains and..
    THE BOYS: Yay Yay, that is our favourite story, Uncle Ian! - submitted by Ho Ho

  • ian:im practicing voodoo on dummies! - submitted by lbisme

  • Has Elijah turned into a wax dummy or something? His hands appear to be stiff... Well, what else can you think of? It's weird, and Sir Ian looks Chinese! Have we entered the Twilight Zone? - submitted by Pippin is the TRUE Ernil i Pheriannath!!

  • Sir Ian's Glasses: You know, this completely defies our purpose if you have your eyes shut! - submitted by El sila

  • Time to wait in line:15minutes:
    Taking your time to sign autographs:All day
    Having a goffy picture taken with your friends: Priceless - submitted by Hobbitses

  • See what Sugar can do for 3 innocent men?

    add for SCYBALYC (Sugar Corrupts Your Brain And Leaves You Crazy) - submitted by Julie

  • Billy: Why no, we didn't tell him that we had electrical wires in our hair. - submitted by Fishface

  • Ian:Yes, We are the best of friends!
    Elijah:How much is he paying us to put up with this?
    Billy:We arent getting payed for this you know.
    Elijah:Damn! - submitted by Lucy

  • Ian: CHA-HEESE!! - submitted by king rasputant

  • Ian... And the bidding starts at 300 do i hear 250?
    eli..I thought this was for charity or something? - submitted by della joya

  • The new way to stay young - submitted by mrs brandybuck

  • Ian: I'm crushing your heads! Crush! Crush!
    Billy: OK, who let Ian watch the Kids in the Hall marathon this weekend?
    Elijah: Not me - submitted by Smeagolicious

  • Gandalf: Did I tell you hobbits to use that lice shampoo??? EWWWWWW! - submitted by kriss hill

  • Sorry about the botox guys. Legolas never said anything about this. - submitted by Kyermemehtar

  • I am now going to give you my Powers of Magnetism...oh wait- wrong movie! - submitted by Lori

  • ian was so pleased about the cake stall being half price - submitted by me and my friend

  • May I have your attention please.
    Would the real Slim Shady please stand up? - submitted by maroozer

  • Ian: Look at my cheesy grin. Look at ME! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    Boys: *uncertain* Yes...look at the grin...yes *more certain* then we might get away... - submitted by M

  • Ian realised his film role was taking over his life when he started trying to take wizardry out on Elijah and Billy and trying to shrink them back to hobbit size - submitted by loz

  • Elijah and Billy: We represent the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild. And in the name of...the Lollipop Guild! We wish to welcome you to munchkin land!
    Ian: Cut! Where's your costumes? And why on earth are we filming this "Wizard of Oz" remake in a department store? - submitted by Desiree

  • elijha:like ha
    billy:like get off you freak
    ian:im not hearing this laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - submitted by karinya

  • Ian: (thinks to himself) i am tired of smiling! Does this smile look phony?
    Elijah: (thinks to himself) Ian's smile looks so phony.
    Billy: (thinks to himself) :) - submitted by Kristen

  • Ian: look a camera
    D/B: where?
    Ian:*forcibly turns heads*
    There! - submitted by I SIGNED MY NAME

  • Ian: Who's a cute widdle hobbit then? Who's a cute widdle hobbit? - submitted by Notabene

  • Elijah & Billy: Joy to the world, Ian is dead, we barbecu-
    Ian-Hello little Hobbits..
    Elijah & Billy- *gulp* - submitted by Legolas Sucks

  • Ian:I feel the Force is strong within you!
    Billy:Huh huh, what?
    Eli:I don't know, just keep smiling, dude! - submitted by Trapspringer

  • Elijah:Interesting...ive never had a head rub before!
    Billy:*dog pant* thats good...
    Ian:Just try and smile like its not disgusting... - submitted by Alyssa

  • Elijah: *thinking* Just keep smiling, just keep smiling...calm blue ocean...calm blue ocean... - submitted by Ellie

  • Elijah: Ah-ha-ha-ha... heh... Billy, what's he doing?
    Billy: Get used to it "Mr Baggins"! My little kitten jumps on my head all the time. You're just soo... Mr Greenleaf-like. Get over it!
    *Elijah raises an eyebrow* - submitted by Sianoube

  • It was then that Elijah and Billy realised that Ian was asking for the messer-ups of his wig stall, not the people who saved Middle-Earth - submitted by Sianoube

  • Ian: Ew, look, they haven't wash their hair in days! Nasssty nasssty hobbitses. I'll have to give them bathses.
    Elijah: No, he didn't just say what he said!
    Bill: Actually it doesn't sound like such a bad idea. - submitted by Isilehtele

  • Ian: Argh! Static! Static!
    Billy: Those buzzers in our hair was a good idea Lij.
    Elijah: See I told you so! - submitted by Alitia

  • Billy and Elijah told E! entertainment that they totally supported Sir Ian's decision to get a face lift. - submitted by Krystal V.

  • {Life after Gandalf- an actor's struggle to prove himself *bigger* than the competition for a chance at more leading roles} - submitted by Krystal V.

  • Ian- "Bill, Elijah, when does that 'simply white' bottle say I can stop smiling?" - submitted by Krystal V.

  • Life after Lord of the Rings.
    Sir Ian takes up psychic mind reading. But he is unable to see that Billy and Elijah are thinking about that blonde piece that just walked on by. - submitted by Krystal V.

  • Then Billy and Elijah realized that Ian was not displaying them because they saved Middle Earth... - submitted by Sianoube

  • Billy: Just look innocent and he won't turn us into grinning fireworks... - submitted by Sianoube

  • Ian: I know it's a wig, I just know it!
    Elijah: [to Billy] How long until he pulls our hair out?
    Billy: [grimace] - submitted by Earla of the Sweet Voice

  • Billy: Oh yeah. That feels good.
    Elijah: A little more to the right.
    Ian: I hope I'm being paid for this. - submitted by Junior Mints

  • Ian: Just one more try...
    Panting
    Billy: Ian, you can't pick us up by our ha-Owwwww
    Elijah:Save me... please?- submitted by LotR Insomniac

  • Ian: Smile! else I squeeze your head to dust!
    Elijah: ahhhhhh-eeeeeeee!
    Billy: hah...right!OWWWWW that hurt...cheeeeeeeeeeee.... - submitted by binh

  • exterminate!!!!!!!!!! - submitted by wilf

  • Ian: Oh my, I can smell that garlic appetizer from up here! - submitted by Chitty chitty bang bang

  • Sir Ian shows his promise as newly cast in "Hannibal: The Senior Years" with Elijah and Billy as his victims. - submitted by Shaye

  • Another fine example of the inteligince of men who have had to much caffine/sugar! - submitted by lotrjunkie

  • IM: *laughs like a maniac*
    EW: Umm... Billy, why, incidentally, did we have the photo in the cake shop?
    BB: I dunno, Lij, but why, incidentally, did you give him a whole cup of sugar, plus cake, plus ice cream...
    EW: *sigh* - submitted by Eruanne

  • Ian: Let me mind meld with you...
    Elijah: Bill, uh... doesn't Spock mind meld on the side of the head???
    Billy: Yeah, bt he has NO RIGHT to my thoughts, so say not a word, and maybe it won't work. - submitted by my precioussssssss

  • Billy: I told ye we shoudn't haeve 'im go oot in public.
    Elijah: I *know*. My Great Aunt Gertrude isn't even as bad as this.
    Ian: Noogie, Noogie, Noogie... - submitted by Perian

  • Billy:why is he pulling our hair?
    Elijah:Hair?what hair?oh,YOU have hair...- submitted by anduril

  • WE LIKE SUPERGLUE! - submitted by Holly

  • billy:why is he touching my head?
    elijah:i dont no just keep smiling and maybe he will stop!!
    ian:CHEESE!!! - submitted by megan

  • billy:y did ian eat my chocolate?
    elijah:ha ha! i dont no!
    ian:smile boys!simle! - submitted by meggy
    A note by Nevermore: "Is this what the English language has come to these days?" *sigh* spellchecker people... SPELLCHECKER! or at least proof read? c'mon how long does it take to go back and make sure your post is legible before pressing "submit"?

  • Billy: Hey, this new message therapy is good after a hard days work.
    Elijah: Billy you've never done a hard days work. - submitted by Kay

  • Elijah and Billy: Ian! We just put our wigs on!
    Ian: Shut-up boys, I'm talking! - submitted by I'm with Aragorn

  • Ian had always been praised for his head massages - submitted by JJbears

  • Ian: Look at me aren't I great! Now where was I? Oh yes, sucking the brains out!
    Billy: What do we do, what do we do?
    Elijah: Just play along, he's not really a wizard...is he? - submitted by Aragorns_girl333

  • Ian: TREE? I am no Tree! I am a Hairman.
    Elijah: A Hair-hearder? A shepard of the hair?
    Billy: Don't talk to it, Elijah! Don't encourage it! - submitted by Maggie Lawson


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  • WINNER - The Rivendell equivalent of streaking: Not abiding by the dress code. submitted by - maroozer

  • WINNER - At this moment Arwen forgot her love for Aragorn and turned eyes towards Peter. submitted by - dancing hamster guy

  • WINNER - Arwen - I must be dreaming
    PJ- then it is a good dream. submitted by - thisily
    yay for movie quotes! - Nevermore



  • Aren't you a little tall for a hobbit? submitted by - chaucergirl

  • PJ: I am Aragorn! No, really I am! submitted by - aussie chick

  • Elrond voice over: This is what Aragorn will end up as, you can't say I didn't warn you! submitted by - aussie chick

  • Arwen: Hey, who are you, I'm waiting for Aragorn.
    PJ: I AM Aragorn! submitted by - aussie chick

  • Liv: PJ, I thought I was doing this scene with Viggo. submitted by - aussie chick

  • Arwen: This is a coronation. Please adhere to the dress code. submitted by - notabene

  • Liv-PJ what is it with these guy elfs and their egos? And what's with them and being obsessed with their looks
    PJ-you're telling me. I have to pay for their shampoo, pedicures, hair accesories, and make-up submitted by - Jana

  • Arwen: Do I really have to work with him? I mean, he's just not *pretty* enough for me! submitted by - nienna

  • Liv: So when exactly did Viggo get too tired out out for his final scene? and your saying your going to have to stand in for him in the kissing scene?
    Peter:......erm pretty much yeah, its a hard life i know submitted by - lozElf

  • Liv:so who exactly is the skinny elf standing behind me?
    Peter:yeah thats actually your long lost brother elf who i wrote in
    Liv:WHAT! submitted by - lozELf

  • Liv:so you really think viggo will that guy behind is me when he comes in? and will kiss him instead?
    Peter:yeah of course! all elves look the same to him
    Liv:excellent i cant stand any more bristle against my face! talkabout sandpaper! submitted by - lozElf

  • Alright!!!! Who invited PJ????? submitted by - Tolkien Freak

  • pete: do you like me.
    arwen: go ask him over there i think he said he did *snigger* submitted by - alaina

  • So that's what Aragorn looks like clean? submitted by - chaucergirl

  • Sure I'll go out with you, just go to the end of the line and I'll get round to you...sometime submitted by - GiGi's Bob

  • Liv: "Um, Peter? I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you don't look anything like an elf."
    Peter: "Rats! I guess that means I can't do my cameo as Arwen's uncle." submitted by - Angela

  • liv: Peter i cannot work with him he keeps stealing my lines!
    peter: O.k i will deal with him Muahahahaha submitted by - Fish Bait

  • (Peter Jackson says) "And in this scene we had to cut production costs, so I act as a stunt double." submitted by - Mathew p

  • [background elf] petes for it now, he told her she looks fat in the elf dress. submitted by - Robin

  • Arwen was distressed at the sight of her blind date...how on Earth was she going to get out of THIS one?! submitted by - Earla of the Sweet Voice

  • You're the largest hobbit I've ever seen! submitted by - Kelsey

  • Liv:So you picked the right hand right? lets see if you won the ring, but if it is the left hand hand i get to keep it, ok!
    PJ: JUST OPEN YOUR HAND! we need to get on with shooting submitted by - JJBears

  • Arwen: So Daddy sent you? He wants his dress back? submitted by - notabene

  • Arwen: Are you positive I don't have enough jewllery? I want more jewellery!
    PJ: *thinks to self* No shiny things for the elf... submitted by - aussie chick

  • Arwen: So, about those plane tickets to London...
    Peter: We accept all major credit cards or if you like you can just pay straight mithril. submitted by - Scare

  • Arwen: Take a left turn, then a left turn by the stream. Be careful of the orcs and whatever you do, DO NOT disturb the trees.
    Man: All right, all right! (muttering) And all I wanted to do was to find the nearest restroom... submitted by - Sophianwin

  • LIV: Ummm, i really don't think we're supposed to BE in this shot!
    PETER: Oh well....ummm, I don't think you're supposed to be in the BOOK either!
    LIV: THANKS! I guess you're right though...as usual! submitted by - ArwenEvenstarElf999

  • You want me to make out with HIM? submitted by - Arvaiyaluvsilmarils

  • What will you give me if I spin this straw into gold for you? submitted by - SKO

  • PJ-yes i want a double large im-a-big-boy meal and an exra happy hat...I collect them
    Arwen-Im sorry sir we sell furniture
    PJ-Can i eat it?
    Arewn-...
    PJ...last time i eat here :( submitted by - Superkalafragilisticxpealadoshious!!!

  • Arwen-Wait a minute! I thought that he "points to the elf on the side" was supposed to be on the other side!
    Peter: Who's directing this movie, "me or you?" submitted by - Hobbitses

  • Arwen:i thought you said for Frodo to go jump off the cliff!
    Peter:that was frodo!? i thought it was Gimli in a drunk mood
    Arwen & Peter: he died so young submitted by - liz

  • "Excuse me, I think I may not have heard you right...WHO stole WHOSE hairstyle???" submitted by - maroozer

  • "SECURITY! What did I say about allowing questionable-looking characters on my property?" submitted by - maroozer

  • Peter: Wow! There are so many elve. Hum, which one should i cast in for the next scean.
    Arwen/Liv: On. I would if you not direct this movie anymore.
    Peter: Fine then. Why?
    Liv/Arwen: Because I want to talk to these Elves without you Bothering us. submitted by - Elf lover and olrando and dominic obsseser

  • Arwen: No, you're not the frog I kissed. Get out of here. Next! submitted by - Faith

  • Liv tries in vain to tell her director that his breakfast is still on his moustache, but he seems a little too preoccupied with how low her dress is cut. submitted by - chittychittybangbang

  • Hoping to show Arwen the folly of her choice in husband, the elves pretended to set her up with Peter Jackson. To their dismay, Arwen was quite pleased with the whole idea. submitted by - SARAH L

  • Arwen: You mean, HE's Aragorn's stand in? You're kidding...right? submitted by - Faith Kadlub

  • Liv: You want me to put on a VEST? submitted by - MerryMary

  • Liv: You legally changed your name to "Figwit?"
    Random Elf: Dude! submitted by - MerryMary

  • Are you the aragorn I married? submitted by - xan

  • Liv: So first I hold that flag. Second I throw it away. And third...i kiss Frodo on his head...? submitted by - Karian

  • Arwen: (out loud) Oh, hi, Aragorn honey, long time no see ... (thinking) OH MY GOD, I thought I told him to stay off carbs submitted by - Queen of Ithilien

  • That's.. not.. Aragorn? submitted by - Flying squirrel

  • Arwin- Does this make me look fat?
    PJ-... submitted by - FuriousGeorge

  • Arwen: So,.... You came from a place called Earth? Just Earth?
    Peter Jackson:Yes, A place where Instead of ents you have trees, instead of hobbits you have midgets, instead of wizards, you have old men in pointy hats and instead of Sauron you have marilyn manson.
    Arwen: Wow sounds amazing. submitted by - shea

  • Arwen: Wait a second! You're not Aragorn!
    Elves in background: He he he. She just kissed Peter Jackson. submitted by - Anarion

  • Arwen: PJ I was thinking. I have to kiss Aragorn in this scene right? Could you have him wash his hair first? submitted by - fool_of_a_took

  • Elf in the back round: OOOOH,she is soooooooo gonna tell him off!
    Arwen: You silly little man. #What makes you think I would dump A cutey like Aragorn for a short man who has deffinite pants problems!?! submitted by - Eowyn

  • peter: excuse me, how do i get to the "galadriels fountain of doom?" ride?
    arwen: make a right, past those nancy looking elves submitted by - ktsb

  • Just then, Peter realized something was out of place submitted by - evenstar

  • liv: peter, im thinkning..*points to male elf* i like his dress better submitted by - undomiel

  • Arwen: Umm. Do I know you from around here. You look strange to me.
    Peter: Hello Liv. Did you have too much coffee this morning? I am the directer Duh! of the movie you are in.
    Arwen/Liv: Yeah I think so or the elf this is getting to me. submitted by - Elf lover and orlando and dominic obsser

  • of course I don't want to go out with you! But you might find som luck with them. submitted by - c-man

  • Arwen: Your telling me, I have to walk around with these freaks?
    Pete: Yes. I'm sorry I didn't know you hated them ALL!! submitted by - Sam's Little Girl

  • Arwen: So did you fire that Eowyn girl yet?
    PJ: Working on it... submitted by - Valgoruth

  • Liv: Do I really have to kiss Aragorn again? Last time, he had garlic breath.
    Peter: Wow, I guess he should start brushing his teeth, now that he's King. He won't be able to hide behind that Ranger anymore. submitted by - Maggie Lawson

  • Arwen: So you DO understand, right?
    Man: Yes, yes, I understand.
    Arwen: We get a LOT of those type of people here, and-
    Man: But I'm telling you that I'm the best!
    Arwen: (firmly) I'm sorry, but we have enough hairstylists here all ready. submitted by - sophianwin

  • Arwen:PJ this is getting scary,how come most of the boy elves look exactly like me? submitted by - Esmereldat Proudfoot

  • (Arwen advices Peter Jackson that maybe a man of his.. stature.. won't blend in as a cameo for an elf.) submitted by - Krystal.V

  • Liv Tyler "Silently"- Peter, I swear if Orlando doesn't stop starring at me I'm going to have to hurt him, and he'll wish he had another broken back. submitted by - Krystal.V

  • Liv- C'mon Peter, don't listen to those people in the "D AND D" club, let me be at helm's deep... I can handle it.. I"M READY!!! submitted by - Krystal.V

  • Arwen: What you say we blow this popsicle stand and hit the inn down the street? submitted by - Spammy

  • Liv: Now Pete, like I said you have to have the camera angles just right to make sure you have the whole shot, and right after you see me go to the arial...
    Pete: WHo's the directer here? submitted by - lalalala

  • Arwyn: You mean to tell me I have to do a dance number with these jokers? They're as graceful as dying swans!!! submitted by - Happy_daysi

  • P.J.- Okay, Liv, remember, this time you KISS Viggo, NOT KICK HIM!!!!
    Liv- Fine, but I Like to kick Viggo.
    P.J.- That's nice. And get out of the war scenes!!!! submitted by - Ares

  • Excuse me sir, the dwarves are over there! submitted by - Kriss

  • Arwen: Dude, you really have to watch your screenplaying. Who's brilliant idea was it to accidentally-on-purpose shove me into Shelob's lair and get my hair and dress covered in my spider stuff? Huh? Huh?
    PJ: Ask the guy next to you. He's Shelob's understudy.
    Elven guy: *thinking* What the heck?
    Arwen: HIM? *BANGWALLOPCRASHBOOM* submitted by - Eruanne

  • Arwen: What do you mean Viggo didn't show up today and you're filling in for him? Can't one of those guys do it? Please?! submitted by - Galadelwen

  • Liv: *sigh* Sir,these men are in line to get their picture with me. They've BEEN in line waiting to get a picture with me. So.. you go to the back of the line, and WAIT.. like a good sensible man who is well mannered - well organized and well groom-- we won't even go there. submitted by - My preciousssss

  • Arwen: Why Peter what are you doing here??
    Peter: Uhh nothing
    Arwen: Um ok so when are we going to practice lines and stuff
    Peter: Uh what are you talking about
    Arwen: You said you would help me
    Peter: I did oh I must have been looking at Legolas and his prettyfulness submitted by - Legolas_is_Mine

  • Liv- (whispering) who is that blonde elf standing next to me?
    Peter- umm... an extra.
    Liv- why wasnt he cast as Aragorn? Im shooting a scene where i get to kiss aragorn but it has to be this viggo guy!!
    Peter- Hahahaha!! You are so funny Liv! See, thats one of the reasons i picked u for this role. Great personality! pause-
    Liv- I was serious. submitted by - Lizzy

  • Liv: ARWEN?!?!?! Screw you, I want to be Figwit!
    PJ: tough! submitted by - C-man

  • Arwen: Hmm... he's hairy like a dwarf but short like a hobit and if you turn yor head abit he looks like an orc. but what on middlearth is he? submitted by - Julie

  • Arwen: "Great Lords of Gondor! Aragorn, did you let yourself go!!!" submitted by - Areanel

  • At this moment Arwen forgot her love for Aragorn and turned eyes towards Peter. submitted by - dancing hamster guy

  • PJ: So, Arwen, i was wondering, do you think the tiara thing you've got would match my shorts?
    Arwen: Why don't you go ask Elrond for his? Oh and whilst you're at it tell him to stop stealing my blusher! submitted by - ~*~Lothiriel~*~

  • Arwen: So you're saying that because of budgeting reasons, I now have to marry HIM? submitted by - aussie chick

  • Arwen: Beat it PJ! I'm only with Aragon so I can get rid of my father! submitted by - ~*~Lothiriel~*~

  • Liv: You put me on a rampaging stallion, made me act with a ping-pong ball, made me change my voice, put plaster all over my face to make a mask and NOW you tell me that I have to do it all AGAIN? submitted by - aussie chick

  • Liv: Why are THEY here? submitted by - aussie chick

  • Arwen: So let me get this straight. You're saying my love interest is Viggo? submitted by - Notabene

  • Arwen thinking: "Woah! That's it... I'm dumping Aragorn" submitted by - 1ring2rulethemall

  • "Sorry, this party is invitaion only, and we have a strict dress code."
    "But I DID dress up!" submitted by - Fearanwen

  • Arwen-"do i really have to kiss Aragorn? He kisses like a frog!" submitted by - Altariel Culnama

  • PJ: Liv, you look beautiful. Viggo won't care if you have a few stray hairs. Believe me, I know.
    Arwen: It's not Viggo I'm worried about. It's Gimli. I'm trying to wow him with my stunning beauty so he'll quit saying Cate Blanchet is prettier than me! submitted by - Elfchick

  • Liv-"Befor i kiss Viggo can you at least make him brush his teeth, he is get to much into charactor!" submitted by - Altariel Culnama

  • PJ: Why Liv, you look absolutely stunning today! How 'bout a little smooch?
    Liv: Not on your life, Tubbo! Go back to that trashcan that you came from.
    PJ: Liv, I've had my eye on another actress to play the role of Arwen.
    Liv. Oh, I'm sorry! I forgot you were the director. In that case, I won't because it would look bad on the movie. What would my fans think if you played Aragorn in this scene?! submitted by - Elfchick

  • *!!POOF!!*
    Arwen: AAAAHHH!!! You're not Aragorn!!?

    After the dreadful pow, Arwen found that the man she was kissing was in fact, not Aragorn, but a strangely dressed bum from the streets of New York.
    PJ: Wow, how do I rate? One minute I'm in New York, the next minute I'm in Middle-earth kissing a babe!
    Elf in Background: Someone find Elrond, quick! submitted by - Anarion

  • Liv-"I didn't mean to mess up the scene, I swear I just saw a little white rabbit go jump of the edge of the wall."
    P.J-"Right?!"
    blond elf in back-"Hey,where did my rabbit go?" submitted by - Nienna

  • Liv-"Do you hear crabs talking?"
    P.J-"Will you stop talking about crabs talking?! We have to get back to the scene!"
    elf in back-"Here we go again!" submitted by - elfchicks

  • to arwen can i get this dress in my size submitted by - norm v

  • What happens when hobbits find growth hormones submitted by - ladyartamir

  • P.J. Arwen could ou hold on another twenty seconds before you run to Aragorn besides you aren't supposed to run HE walks over to YOU submitted by - Emily

  • You were playing with my tiara? Beat it. submitted by - Faith Kadlub

  • Can I have that guy instead of Aragorn? submitted by - Sue Laney

  • Arwen: Where is your dress? submitted by - Mary

  • PJ...okay that was a good sceance but please try to make it better...
    Liv..Thinking man aragorn is looking hot today submitted by - LOTRfreak13

  • Liv: Hey, um, Peter, who hired these elf guys?
    PJ: Um, I didn't hire them. They're my cousins on my dad's side twice removed. submitted by - Maggie Lawson

  • Its nothing personal pete...I just dont want to be seen in public with you... submitted by - chittychittybangbang

  • Arwen/Liv: Hey where is Aragorn Peter? I can't find him in this crowd of elves.
    Peter: Well he got sick so I had to replace him and he is now and Elf.
    Arwen/Liv:WHAT/ No elf can replace Viggo's charater Aragorn. Anyway which elf is it?
    Peter: He is right behind you.
    Arwen/Liv:But..nut. He is prettier than me and shiny and stuff. How dare you replace Viggo with a much cleaner person elf. submitted by - Orlando and Dominic Obesser

  • PJ...the kilt...its not workin for ya bub. submitted by - wouldnt you like to know

  • What's with the cross-dressers? submitted by - Morgothlady

  • Peter: Kiss me and I'll become a hansome prince!
    Liv: You liar! Now, what did you do with Viggo? submitted by - Jordan

  • Liv Tyler: Pete, I need extra security, these bloody elf guys won't stop following me! submitted by - bobthedwarf

  • Liv: *whispers* PJ, that's Figwit!
    PJ: Yes, I know.
    Liv: *whispers* What's he doing here?
    PJ: Well...
    Liv: You're saying that I have to...
    PJ: There were budget cuts, and it was either me or him, who's it to be? submitted by - aussie chick

  • PJ: (thinking)- If someone takes a photo of this, so many people are going to make jokes about me being Aragorn...Where's that camera? submitted by - IOU1username

  • Liv: You take the blue pill, you wake up and you're still a LOTR fanatic. You take the red pill, Ill show you how deep the hobbit hole goes...
    PJ: Which hobbit hole? The big one or the little one? submitted by - IOU1username

  • Pete:You got some fries with that shake baby? submitted by - PJluver

  • Arwen~ So you're telling me I have to marry him?! What ever happened to Aragorn? Didn't survive the war of the ring? submitted by - Adelina Boyd (Took)

  • LIV: Hey! Hey! Peter, do you see that guy behind me? He's really creeping me out. He keeps asking what happen to my blond wig because he thinks it hot on me. Do I really look THAT much like Orlando???? submitted by - Spam 1

  • Liv: Can I kiss that elf instead? submitted by - Luinrunya

  • Man: Please reconsider!
    Arwen: No. I really can't, I promised myself-
    Man: It would mean so much to me.
    Arwen: See all of these people in the back?
    Man: Yes...
    Arwen: Those were all of the people who wanted my fashion advice before. Do you still want me to consult you?
    Man: (chuckled nervously) Maybe not... submitted by - TryingToMakeaFunnierWorld

  • PJ: will you marry me?
    Arwen: WHAT! submitted by - mirrormouth527

  • You want me to french that scruffy sucker? submitted by - Iseult Aralin

  • Arwen: No you may NOT borrow my headdress!
    PJ: But it's so pretty... submitted by - Rachie-o

  • When "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" inherits the earth... submitted by - Morgoth Lady

  • *arawen whispers to director*
    Have you heard? Aragorn wears pink undergarments! submitted by - Kate

  • Arwen: Lemme get this straight. I have to kiss Viggo? When there are so many other WAY cuter guys here?
    PJ: for the 59827401th time Liv...YES!
    Arwen:But..But..But can't I just swap?
    PJ: ARG! someone else talk to her! I can't stand this anymore. submitted by - Helkarakse

  • This is what Aragorn looks like after spending one week with 'the guys'... submitted by - Cinaminny_ness

  • Liv: Aragorn!
    PJ: (thinking)- aargh, i called viggo aragorn for half an hour ONCE, and no-one ever forgets it... submitted by - IOU1username

  • Something about Aragorn seemed different to Arwen, but she just couldn't put her finger on it... submitted by - Lady of Barad-dur

  • Liv: Hey Peter i think you have to wear headphones on your ears! submitted by - Elenya

  • Liv: So you're telling me, the whole reason I am in this scene is to hide behind a flag, then suck face with Viggo?
    PJ: Yep, that's in the script.
    Liv: I'm calling my attorney. submitted by - Liltalen

  • Liv: Yo! Im totally gonna go out with that guy next. Viggo is just not my type.
    PJ: NOOOOO! wEVE GOTTA KEEP THE LOTR SPIRIT! submitted by - Moonshadow

  • The Rivendell equivalent of streaking: Not abiding by the dress code. submitted by - maroozer

  • Liv:My preciouss......my preciousssss...
    PJ:Er..Liv, I hate to break it to you but the part of Gollum has already been taken! submitted by - iluvviggomortensen

  • Liv:Whaddya mean Viggo fell off the side of the castle wall and you have to stand in for him? We're filming in a studio! submitted by - iluvviggomortensen

  • Viggo:Typical!I go to the lil boys room for 2 MINUTES and they replace me! submitted by - iluvviggomortensen

  • PETER: You know Arwen... I... I really never fit in *cries*. ARWEN: Erm... submitted by - The True Sam

  • Liv: So this is what the ancient elves looked like... It's so... hairy... ewwwwww...
    PJ: Pretty elf... submitted by - LotR Insomniac

  • Arwen: Excuse me, have we met? submitted by - Bowser

  • Arwen: Ok Peter could you get the elf boy out of this scence. He's prettier than me. submitted by - Inwe

  • PJ: Legolas is that you? submitted by - King

  • Liv: Pssst! That guy over there, can he play Aragorn, cause i don't really want to be mortal you know, and erm, well Viggo is kinda like forty five and im kinda like 26935 dont you think its child abuse?
    PJ: (sigh) submitted by - Moonsahdow

  • Liv: DID YOU JUST SAY THAT THIS FLOBBERWORM IS GONNA REPLACE VIGGO?!!!!!
    PJ:Yep.
    Liv: AAAAAAAARG! submitted by - Moonshadow

  • Liv:Okay, Aragorn, next time you decide to get an Extreme Makeover PLEASE ask me first!! I wanted you to get made over into Orlando! I'm so sick of kissing you!! And changing your appearance into P.J. is NOT turning me on!! submitted by - Celebrimbal

  • Lady in the back: Hey! I was supposed to be Arwen! submitted by - Erin

  • Liv- you look awfully cute in that big red shirt
    Peter- Gee thanx (tute)
    Back people- Oh, oh my god it's like rotten eggs, jeez liv u know when he gets happy he farts *people are fainting and throwing up* submitted by - mollycamel

  • Liv: So you see, the normal force of the horse is really the acceleration of gravity plus his mass...and thats why when he's stading still...he's actually accelerating at a speed of -9.8 m/s squared. That being you cant really rightly say the horses stopped completely. You should change the script.
    Pete: Uh huh... submitted by - chittychittybangbang

  • Liv: PJ, do you know where Viggo is?
    PJ: Umm...no...well, what I mean is, he certainly wasn't pushed over the edge if the cliff. Right, time for that kissing scene then? submitted by - Joee

  • Liv: "Um, PJ, who's that ugly brunette with the stupid smirk behind me?" submitted by - Jim

  • Arwen: Slim fast worked for me! You should think about it. submitted by - Bob

  • viggo (off); I don't wanna kiss HER again, I wanna kiss the blonde one.
    PJ; ok, (sneaks on set to face arwen) *thinking* pucker up liv. submitted by - Katherine

  • PJ: No, you cannot have a differnt dress. Yours looks lovely.
    Arwen: But I want HIS dress! submitted by - aussie chick

  • PJ:Um, there's this party on Friday night and since Aragorn is away... submitted by - Chel

  • Elf in back-ground- No, I think you better hide him Arwen...Aragorn is yelling somthing submitted by - MyNameisSigned

  • PJ: Hey, isn't your dad Todd Rundgren?submitted by - Mark

  • Liv: See that elf over there?
    Peter:Yeh?
    Liv: Can we stand him in for the kiss???
    Peter: We can work things out I suppose...
    Vig *From other set*: I HEARD THAT!!!submitted by - Tari

  • Liv THinking: This is after plastic surgery? I don't think i wanna know the before submitted by - Xana

  • Liv: So that's one part flour, three parts chocolate, two parts butter, and six parts sugar?
    PJ: Yep.
    Liv: And your sure this chocolate cake is fat free?
    PJ: Of course! I've been eating it for years and see how good I look.submitted by - Joee

  • PJ-WHADDA MEAN they changed the dress code??? submitted by - I signed my name just 4u

  • Kiss you? I would rather kiss Gimli. submitted by - kingdom

  • Arwen: Psssst...PJ...aren't you supposed to be BEHIND the cameras? submitted by - Desiree

  • Peter: Sorry Liv, but we had to use male Elves for bridesmaids...all the women who were to play the Elleths accidentilly got Superglue swapped for the regular stuff when they wore the beards at Helm's Deep, so it'll be awhile before they come off. submitted by - Moonfire

  • Liv- what are you doing here, your not in the movie
    Peter-yes i am, and the script says that i am suppost to make out with you...submitted by - kookoodude

  • Peter: Liv! I swear, I am going to have it printed on your record "Does not play well with others!" submitted by - Lil' 1

  • PJ: you know, these wax models are really life like *looks around for other people* hey Arwen, how YOU doin? submitted by - Vanessa

  • P.J:Oh Liv,I'd love to accept this prestigious award for best dressed director of the year, but I'd like to thank my fans,my crew,and my mum...
    (drifts off into dream)
    Elf in background:What the f#*k!? submitted by - iluvviggomortensen

  • Peter: Ok, on the count of three, we attack Legolas and steal his shampoo! 1, 2....submitted by - Siriqué

  • Peter: Liv... I hate to tell you this... but non of these extras are Viggo.
    Liv: What's your point?
    Peter: He's the one you're supposed to be sucking-face with. submitted by - Avi

  • Peter: Liv, I tried everything! Just give me a break!
    Liv: Well you're not trying hard enough! I said atkins, not FATkins! submitted by - Dakota

  • Arwen: So you mean I don't get to keep this costume after we're done filming?
    P.J.: No, I've already told you; I'm just LENDING it to you. I'm going to a dinner party in a couple of days and I want to wear it.submitted by - Faith

  • P.J:After all these years of clawing my way up, all the little people i've stepped on, it's all paid off!This plan to do in Viggo was the perfect way to finally kiss Liv Tyler!And the best thing is,no-one can prove it was me, cos its completely secret!! Go me! Go-
    (everyone is staring at P.J, who has been shouti ng into the boom mike for the last half hour)
    P.J:Oh f---!submitted by - iluvviggomortensen

  • Liv:Ok, lets get this competely straight.You're saying that a giant walrus came out of nowhere and beat Viggo to a bloody pulb with a large asparagus spear?P.J, mate, you've officialy lost it!
    Elf in background: You only just noticed...?! submitted by - iluvviggomortensen

  • arwen- I must be dreaming
    pj- then it is a good dream .submitted by - thisily

  • the elf over there is givin u the eye or is it me? yes its prob me lookin at u!!!!submitted by - stef

  • Arwen: Who the hell are you? submitted by -Jordan

  • Liv: So, Peter, what's up with the cardboard stand-ups of elves? Did we blow our budget?
    Peter: Nah, all of the elves just went on strike but who cares? I think the cardboard works well enough. They work harder than the real elves. . . submitted by - cordae

  • liv: who the hell are you im waiting for my hunky hen night stripper
    pj: yep thats me im in the right place - Submitted by robbie

  • arw: I wonder when the stick in his butt will start to ache.... submitted by - she-lob

  • Arwen: " See this fist! If Aragorn walks in with that Blonde he's really gonna get it!" submitted by - monona

  • What! You replaced me with that pretty boy Glorfindel!!! submitted by - Xan

  • Liv: "you'd better be paying me extra for this" Peter: "whatever for?!" Liv: "If you expect me to kiss that greasy, filthy slimy thing you call Aragorn, then I expect some mucho!" submitted by - Amii Drew


Captions

  • WINNER Dom: "And you say you got this FREE?"
    Billy: "I'm telling you, all you gotta do is buy a box of Snuggle fabric softener!"
    Dom: "Sweet..." submitted by - Galendir

  • WINNER Billy: see, if I squeeze him hard like this his eyes pop out.
    Dom: ahh...elijah's gotta see this. submitted by - Starlight

  • WINNER Billy: Wow, Dom. That's a pretty big chunk. Are you sure you don't need it?
    Dom: No, the doctor said I really only need half my brain. I'm okay, you're okay! submitted by - Faith

  • WINNER Frodo's shrunk in the wash! submitted by - .moT

  • Billy: he's so cute!!!!!!!!!
    Dom: yep, thats our boy!
    Billy: i can't thank you enough for going through that wih me
    Dom: I will always be there! submitted by - JJbears

  • Having fond memories of Bilbo's fireworks, Dom and Billy attempt to recreate the scene at the ROTK premier.
    Together: One, two... submitted by - chaucergirl

  • Pippin: Aww, would you look at that. Isn't he cute...
    Merry: Yeah, very cute indeed... Hey Sam, come here, Frodo has something to say to you...
    This is what happened to the two hobbits after Frodo left them... They became delusional, thinking that the piece of cloth they're holding was Frodo's head. I mean look at Sam (lady with red dress); he even applied for a sex change just to get Frodo's head to notice him.. Poor Sam.. submitted by - Tari Carnesir

  • Billy: awwww....how cute
    Dom: yeah what is it? submitted by - Jana

  • billy:who'd've thought it-our own baby.
    Dom:This is a very special moment for us together. submitted by - xan

  • Dom and Billy come up with a new excercise fad. submitted by - Crazy Nazgul

  • Dom: Bill, why are you talking to the pillow?
    Billy:this isn't a pillow, its my nephew.
    Dom: ur telling me one of ur siblings married a pilow? submitted by - Aragorn

  • At teddy bear, oh Dom,you shouldn't have...No, you really shouldn't have... submitted by - Waxless

  • It's a girl! submitted by - nienna

  • Ode to Jimmy the Teddy Bear submitted by - chittychittybangbang

  • Billy: When you wish upon a star...
    Dominic: *thinking* Boy I cant wait until the Beer actually settles in. submitted by - Chittychittybangbang

  • Billy: Look-It's Elijah's teddy bear...Awwww... submitted by - ladyartamir

  • Do you think Sauron will accept this as an apolgy gift for what Fordo did to him? submitted by - wipes

  • Billy: Aww Dom u shouldn't have. What is it?
    Dom: It's ur Xmas pressie
    Billy: No really does it blow up or something?
    Dom: No it is just a Xmas pressie.
    Billy: Security! Security! This isn't the real Dom.
    Random Reporter in Background: How do u know?
    Billy: Coz he didn't give me something that blows up. submitted by - Cath

  • Billy:Ahh I'dnt cute Dom:He He He submitted by - Elyse

  • Not more lembas!! submitted by - Crazy Nazgul

  • Billy: Oh, look at the size of that one!!
    Dom: Ewwwww! submitted by - Crazy Nazgul

  • awe dom it looks just like you. short, pudgy and kinda funny submitted by - princess sophia

  • Billy: I sleep with him every night... though I'm hoping to do better. submitted by - Happy

  • Billy: What's that you say Hermen? I need to shave my arms? submitted by - Nameless One

  • Billy: To eat, or not to eat, that is the question...
    Dom: Billy, stop practicing your already poor acting. submitted by - Frank the Hill Troll

  • Billy:Aaaaah, it's so cute!
    Dom: Yeah... can we eat it? submitted by - iluvviggo

  • this looks remarkably like the teddy bear Gandalf cuddled with at night. submitted by - Jilleth Bascom

  • Billy: "AW, Frodo looks a lot better as a teddy bear. There you go, see, I DIDN'T waste that wish Galadriel gave me..." submitted by - Werewolf

  • Billy: Awww... isn't it sooo cute? c'mon smile for daddy!
    Dom (thinking):I don't think he relizes its not his son but just the toy... submitted by - Kalli

  • Billy: Watch Dom,I'm going to sing it to sleep.You are my sun shine my only sunshine...
    Dom (thinking):i think he might have had a little too much champagne... submitted by - kalli

  • Billy: I shall name you squishy and you shall be mine submitted by - Kalli

  • billy:OHHH...a BEAR!
    Dom:......shut up billy submitted by - lozelf

  • Billy: aww dom look its a wee teddy
    Dom:awww
    Billy:what am i gonna do with it! submitted by - lozelf

  • Billy: never realised Elijah was so small!
    Dom: its a shame! hah ha submitted by - lozelf

  • my teddy bear, never left the shire without it submitted by - reegan

  • if only looks had looked like this... submitted by - reegan

  • Billy: Awww isnt it so cute? I could eat it!
    Dom: Maybe if I just keep a stupid smile on my face, he wont realize that its just a rag with Elijah's version of a cute face on it... submitted by - shingle on a stove

  • Billy: Awwww... It's good ol' Monsieur Fluffykins III...
    Billy hugs it
    Dom thinking: Is that a big lint ball? submitted by - LotRInsomniac

  • Billy-Look what's for dinner! HAGGIS! It's my favorite food from good old Scotland! Or Ireland! Or wherever! Try it, Dom!
    Dom- Heh heh, I'm not so sure if I should...I have..a..well...you see...it's..an-an-ALLERGY! Yes! I'm allergic to haggis! submitted by - Ranwath Caranel

  • Billy: Awwww, how cute! Doesn't he just remind you of Sean? submitted by - notabene

  • Dom:Awwww, how cute...What is it? submitted by - aussie chick

  • Dom: I think your hobbit costume shrunk in the wash. submitted by - Notabene

  • check it out dom! my first son! submitted by - sauron the not really so great

  • Billy: What a great souvenier!
    Dom: Didn't Liv use that during filming?
    Billy: How did you know? submitted by - aussie chick

  • Dom: My presssciioussss, itsss oursss it isss and we wantsss it. submitted by - aussie chick

  • Billy: "Oh Dom, that's sweet of you to get me this!"
    Dominic: "I thought you would like it."
    Billy: "What is it?"
    Dominic: "I don't know. Perhaps it's cotton candy."
    Billy: "Oh tasty! Yuk!! Dom you filthy little trickster!" submitted by - Anarion

  • Dom just watched as Billy murdered his favorite cuddly teddy bear. submitted by - mrs bramdybuck

  • Dom: Give that to me, Deagol my love
    Billy: Why?
    Dom: Because it's my birthday, and I wants it! submitted by - Queen of Ithilien

  • Billy proposes to his true love...he's had Mr. Snuffles since the day he was born, and now it's time for the next step. submitted by - Chittychittybangbang

  • aaaaawwwwweeee!!!! its a NICE washcloth! Lets go clean Pete with it! submitted by - *ahem*...Never you mind! hoolagin.

  • The Ant and Dec of Middle Earth... submitted by - iluvviggo

  • Is that...what I think it is?! submitted by - iluvviggo

  • Billy: Alas, poor Teddy! I knew him well!
    Dom: Uh, Billy? submitted by - Kaity

  • Awww...look Dom! LOOK LOOK!!! The teddy is waving...Say HI teddy! submitted by - Liltalen

  • Billy: Oh sweet cherubim reflecting the light of the universe, invade my soul with your infinite purity.
    Dom Thinking: Does he realize that's a sock? submitted by - Jedi Elf

  • Alas, poor Teddy! I knew him, Dominic. submitted by - Darth Gonzo of Hertfordshire

  • Billy: "Look Dom! Elijah finally remembered my Christmas present!"
    Dom: [thinking]'Wait? I didnt get any present....' submitted by - Torrence

  • Billy: And I'll name you Little Billy and you can sleep in my room and we'll be best friends....
    Dom: ok, Billy, did you take your medicine yet? submitted by - Torrence

  • Billy: Awww, it's soooooooo cute!! *Huggles it*
    Dom: *smiles softly* Yeah, I agree.
    Billy: *Still huggling it* submitted by - LOTR_Freak

  • Billy: Aww! Look at it!
    Dom: yes its adorable, those beaty red are are gorgous... submitted by - Emilie Bloom

  • Thanks Dom I've always wanted a teddy bear!! submitted by - Mrs_Gamgee

  • Billy: Oh, Dom! Isn't it cute? I want to call it... Gollum.
    Dom: Yeah. You do that. (Whispers to the picture taker)He has problems. Don't tell him that. We try to encourage him. submitted by - LOTR chic

  • Billy: This is my pet, and his name is Freddy. I was going to name him Arwen, but I found out it was a boy, and I don't think he'd like his name being Arwen. And so... yah. AWWW Dom! He blinked at me!! See it? See it?
    Dom: Yeah, well um ok Bill! Off you go!
    OK, FYI, that "pet" of his is a tissue, and no, it did not blink at me. It glared at me. submitted by - my preciousss

  • Bear Holder: Oh!! Who a cute widdle squidgy white bear then???
    Other Person: Ah, yeeeeah, I have to go now..... submitted by - I don't stab people in the back! I stab people in th front so they know it's me.

  • Unbeknownst to many, this little plush toy was ACTUALLY one of the first mock-ups for the depiction of the Balrog for the movie.... submitted by - Eric_N33

  • billy:aww its sooo cute
    dom: its not mine i swear submitted by - lisa

  • Billy: Aww, whose a good teddy bear? Huh? Awwwww. Dom: *thinks- he's talking to a pink bear!* says- Yeah, a real cutie... submitted by - Lynn B.

  • bb: LOOK! It's my ickle widdle...thing...I wouldn't go newhere without in LOTR!! Wait...u weren't supposed to know that...
    dm: ...riiight...*steps away from bb* I don't know u...never have... submitted by - Arland

  • Dom: I could be wrong, but I think your hobbit feet shrunk in the wash. submitted by - notabene

  • Pippin! What did you do to the Palantir! Fool of a Took! submitted by - Clara

  • Dom: Ohhhh.. look, he looks just like elija.
    Billy: Hee Hee. submitted by - Wolfer

  • Billy: Your right Dom he does look a bit like Bloom!
    Dom: I told you!!! submitted by - Mrs_Gamgee

  • Billy and Dom wondered why everyone was so scared of the balrog submitted by - Becki Undomiel

    LI>Dom is less than sympathetic about Billy's painful hangnail. submitted by - icarus

  • Dom looks on hungrily as Billy hands around pieces of his Mum's freshly-baked meringue. submitted by - icarus

  • Billy: "And guesh wha' I made, Dom! It's a swan. submitted by - icarus

  • Billy: And he has my eyes!
    Dom: *sigh* Alright, who let Billy get at the liquor? submitted by - Chantal

  • Billy:Bujubujubuju!It's so cute!
    Dominic:(thinking)I'll throw it into the fire after he's done kissing it... yeah! submitted by - !@#$%^

  • Billy: So then, we take this cute stuffed bunny, and we give it sharp pointy teeth...
    Dom: Yes! It's a foolproof plan! The world shall be ours! submitted by - Nighteyes

  • Billy: When I was a kid, I always used to get clothes for my birthday. Now, I get a teddy bear. What's up with this picture? submitted by - Bob

  • Merry and Pippin finally expierience fatherhood. submitted by - Johnny

  • When they showed up to accept their Acedemy Awards, they had no idea they were on Candid Camera... submitted by - Matthew Williams

  • Merry and Pippin are surprised that they actually ate some of that lembas bread. submitted by - Galadriel

  • Billy and Dom are looking at a Cutesy Cute Dollie
    Billy: Aww. . . Dom look at it its so cute.
    Dom: It ain't that cute.
    Dollie: look into my cutesy little cute eyes and i will put you under a trance. *laughs evilily* submitted by - MandiRoo

  • Billy "Aww look at it. It's so cute and fluffy."
    Dom "uh...Billy, can I have my underware back now..." submitted by - Pip

  • Billy "Oh this is a good one. See the tag is still intact."
    Dom "Oh yeah that a...great...sock Billy." *thinking* "My gosh. He has a sock collection! Where'd Peet dig up this retard?!" submitted by - Pip

  • Billy: Awww...look at the bear! It makes me grin goofily! submitted by - Cordelle

  • Billy "Aww...A tedy bear. How cute."
    Dom "Hay! All I got in my room was shampoo!" submitted by - Pip

  • Billy:Awwww!Isn't it cute?
    Dominic:Uh,Yeah.*thinks*What the hell IS it!? submitted by - Esmereldat Proudfoot

  • Billy: "Oh, Dom! You shouldn't have!"
    Dom: (thinking) wait for it...waaaaaait for it...
    *Teddy Bear explodes* submitted by - Angela

  • Eruanne: Hey, look, it's me! *points at furry thing* submitted by - Eruanne

  • Billy: Thanks for the Christmas gift, Dom!
    Dom: No prob, Billy. It matches you, doesn't it? *grins* submitted by - Eruanne

  • "Oh look Dom, Gollum had furry little babies!" submitted by - Alex Martin

  • Billy: Aww, it's a teddy bear with a sign that says 'pull my finger and I will explode'!
    You really shouldn't have, Dom. . .
    Dom: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pull its finger. submitted by - PippinSpaz

  • "Well, I guess it's better than nothing. At least I have ONE appreciative fan."
    "But you have to feel sorry for poor Gollum. They were giving him hair-growth shampoos for months! submitted by - sophian

  • Just what I've always wanted! But...what is it?? submitted by - Treebeard the Younger

  • BB: Aww, look at the wee babe.
    DM: Are it's eyes supposed to be crossed like that? submitted by - Roxy

  • Dom: Looks just like you, Bill.
    Billy: Yeahh...aren't we cute? submitted by - Galendir

  • Billy: Hey Dom, I can tell your fortune by reading this sligtly used diaper! submitted by - Alex

  • a teddy. Fluffy and has hairy feet. Abnormally small. Kind of like a hobbit. submitted by - Andrea

  • Dominic - I can't believe that after all this time you never shared your loot of Old Toby with me!!!
    Billy - The props people never even noticed it was gone!
    Dominic - Now THIS was the best part of being cast in Lord of the Rings!!! submitted by - Matt & Laura

  • Billy - Dom, I'll pay you 50 bucks if you eat this 5 year old lembas bread!
    Dominic - You're on! submitted by - Matt

  • Dominic - Viggo's gonna be soo mad when he finds out we stole Arwen's Evenstar Pendant from him! submitted by - Matthew

  • Billy : OWWWW
    Dom : I told you your face would freeze that way but do you EVER listen to me? NOOOO!
    Billy : Huh? submitted by - kalli

  • Dom: What can you see? Can you see anything?
    Billy: *Reads Tag* There are markings, some form of elvish I can't read it. submitted by - Morwen

  • Bill: Awww!He`s so cute! Dom, who`s the mother? submitted by - Moonshadow

  • Billy: Um thanks Dom, I`m gonna sleep with it every night.
    Dom(whispering) It`s okay Bill, its a gift from my Irish Granmother, she erm, likes your accent.
    Bill: Okay, you can have it back now... submitted by - Moonshadow

  • Dom-*evil snicker* He have Orlandos teddy. Now Dom get 'the stuff'
    Dom-But he's sooooo cuuuuute*cooes over teddy*
    Teddy-Yes, yes, you are at my will obaaaayyy meeeeee!!!!! submitted by - Superkalafragilisticxpealadoshious!!!

  • (after the "White Thing" awards)
    Dom: Gives its to mees!!!
    Billy: Why should I?
    Dom: Because its mys birthday and I's wants it!!! submitted by - C-man

  • I'm sorry, Dom, but before I decide whether or not to have dinner with you I have to consult Mr Wuggles and see what he thinks... submitted by - Lauria

  • Now Dom I told you not to eat beans anymore....looks what happens to your bowles!!!!!! submitted by - Lisa-Marie

  • Pippin:Oh look Merry. It is from Arwen.Do u think she likes me.
    Merry: I won't count on it pip. any way it is to Aragorn. Go give it back to him Pippin.
    Pippin:Oh do i have to. the teddy bear is so cute. can i keep him for tonight. please.
    Merry:No. That is my final answer. Here i come with u. submitted by - Legolas' wife

  • Me: Can I have it? Please? submitted by - Eruanne

  • Dom and Billy experiment with Voodoo dolls. First victim: Elijah. submitted by - Eruanne

  • Yay! Special Lembas! submitted by - iluvviggo

  • Billy : Looks like I have a secret admirer
    Dom : *Reads Tag* To Billy Love Elijah. Freaky. submitted by - Kalli

  • billly: hmmm...now if orcs had only looked like this... submitted by - reegan

  • Billy Gee Dom thanks for the therapy bear submitted by - Kalli

  • Billy Then Goldilocks relized it was too HARD!
    Dom: Yeah then get this the next one was too -
    Billy: Dom... I'M TELLING THE STORY HERE!!! submitted by - Kalli

  • Dom : What did you do to Galadriel? IT SAID DRY-CLEAN ONLY!!!
    Billy : Yeah....but she's so cute! Oogsi-poogsi-poo! submitted by - Mushrooms!

  • Seconds later, the bear exploded. submitted by - Codelle

  • Billy and Domenic were immensly pleased with the Oscars gift bags this year, so much so that they blackmailed Charlize Theron into giving them a third. submitted by - maroozer

  • Step one in their mastermind plan was complete: They had stolen Sauraman's teddy bear, loaded it with the time-bomb, but they had overlooked one thing: They had never realized how a teddy bear grows on you... submitted by - sweet_yellow_sunshine

  • Dom: so they didn't actually use trick photography with Elijah... submitted by - Werewolf

  • *It was at that moment the Dom and Billy new NEVER to put there favourite pairs of slippers in the dryer again* submitted by - Hobbitses

  • Billy: Oh Dom look how cute he is! Can we keep him Pleeease???
    Dom: Well he is cute... I geuss so! submitted by - Shameeka Wannabeea

  • billy: Aww Aragorn is SO more loveable now!!
    dom:yeah at least he looks clean.. submitted by - Lego rocks

  • Pippin: Well.. buh bye Bill... *sniff*
    Merry: I'm sure he'll be able to find his way home... submitted by - my preciousssss

  • (After reciving the 20th teddy bear from a fan)
    Dom: So, how are you gonna get rid of this one?
    Billy: Well I was thinking of tossing it in the fireplace over there... submitted by - Larien

  • Billy attempts to teach the teddy bear to whistle.
    Dominic: I can't wait until he finds out thats not a cat. submitted by - Wouldntyouliketoknow

  • Billy-Ok ok, now all we have to do is put this in a brown sack and stick it on Treebeards door!
    Dom-This is gonna be so good!! submitted by - Lady Morgoth

  • Everyone lived to regret the day that Orlando commented that, since Billy and Dom spent so much time together, they'd be announcing their engagement any day... submitted by - Crazy Nazgul

  • Billy: He came with the suit. I wonder if that's supposed to be telling me something?
    Dom: Probably saying you shouldn't shop in the kid's department. submitted by - Kate

  • Billy: So...wgat are we gonna do with it?
    Dom:...LETS EAT IT!!! submitted by - Jessica

  • Billy: Chicks go for sentimental guys. If I carry this bear around, think they'll get the message? submitted by - Smiles

  • Billy: Awww. Look what I got on sale at The Gap, "Baby in'a blacket!" submitted by - Lefwindel

  • Billy: Look! this is my squishy i sleep with it every night
    DoM: AWWWWWWWWW! submitted by - Evil smeagol

  • Billy: This was the best joke ever!
    Dom: Yeah! I mean stealing fireworks is one thing, but Gandalf's baby! hahahahahaha!
    Billy: Let's really stick it in the ground this time!
    Dom: I got the lighter! submitted by - BillyBoyd'sBabe

  • Billy-Dom its so cute!Where did you get it?
    Dom-Well...lets just say that someone forgot your birthday,and found a lot of gum... submitted by - Fireheart

  • Billy-Ha!Lets see you hawk one that big! submitted by - Fireheart

  • Billy-This is your teddy bear on drugs. submitted by - Firestar

  • Pippin: Awww! Merry, look at this!! This is the teddy bear of that cave troll we killed not long ago! submitted by - Widgit

  • Billy: Your a good boy, huh!
    Oh yes you are, yes you are!
    Dom:Shutup! submitted by - nobody

  • Billy: Dom, I want you to meet your new son!
    Dom: WHAT? Excuse me if I seem forward...
    Billy: Oh, come on, Dom! We all know about the adoption! What did you name it?
    Dom: No, really. Oh, wait, it's smiling at me! Oh, I mean, it's not mine. submitted by - LOTR chic

  • What IS that non-descript blob? submitted by - Trapspringer

  • billy:to be or not to be, that is the question. submitted by - oh wouldn't you like to kinow

  • soon after taking drugs, dom and billy could not tell the difference between frodo and a little stuff toy submitted by - sauron the not really so great

  • Dude - that woman has wicked dress sense! submitted by - iluvviggo

  • Awwwww, how cute. A radioactive Teddy Bear Monster. Lets put it in Viggos room! submitted by - 4- Frodo

  • It's a boy!!! submitted by - Lyd

  • Billy: It's so cute!
    Dom: Let's give it plastic surgery! *laughs evilly( submitted by - SYS

  • GOD I wish I was that bear submitted by - Smelly Hobbit

  • Billy: Maybe it's just the wine talking, but I think you're kinda sexy.
    Dom:Hey, Billy, I'm over here. submitted by - Smiles

  • Billy: The dentist pulled my tooth and said I could keep it! submitted by - ABC

  • Dom: "Um Billy...wheres your other arm?" submitted by - crikey!

  • Dom: Muhaha!! Now run away before she notices Billy!! submitted by - shamoo foo

  • Billy-Lets try to communicate with it.
    Dom-Good idea.Lets sing to it! submitted by - Fireheart

  • Billy: It's so cute! *hug*
    Bear: (Makes a whoopee cushion bronx cheer as being hugged.)
    *Entire room pauses* submitted by - maroozer

  • Billy: *picks off floor* Hello there, what might this be? Aw he's adorable! Look! It say's, "press me!" I wonder if he's one of those dollies that says he loves you!
    (presses paw)
    Bear: (morphs into flaming eye of Sauron) MWAHAHAHA! AN OSCAR IS MINNNNE! submitted by - maroozer

  • Dom: (thought) Why didn't I ask to be paid in teddy bears? It seems to work for Billy. submitted by - notabene

  • Billy: And thish ish wat i had when I wash just a little girl...
    Dom: I think you've had a bit too much beer, Bill. submitted by - aussie chick

  • Billy: Frankly my bear...I dont give a damn
    Dom: you been eating lambrus bread AGAIN? submitted by - lozelf

  • Billy: and this little piggy went to market, and this little pig..
    Dom: errrr...billy what the hell are u doing your showing us up!
    Billy So we i always do that! besides you need people of intelligence on this mission ?quest? premiere thing!?
    Dom:yeahh..ok this lord of the rings thing has really got to your head!
    Billy: what! im just playing piggy went to market with mini elijah! submitted by - LOzELf

  • Billy: and this is a replica of me as my character in seed of chucky how cute am i!
    Dom:hahahaha yeahhhhh....thats one hell of scary doll dont think ill be going to see that movie with a combination on bill's voice and a scary doll..thats some freaky stuff right there! submitted by - lozelf

  • Dom:So, uh, what is it?
    Billy: I think its a um.. mushroom? submitted by - Black shadow

  • Billy: You know, Dom, someone said that girls like sensitive guys. It may be true, but I think teddy bear is projecting the wrong image.
    Dom: Billy, you're not very trusting. Even the smallest person can change the course of your future. submitted by - Faith

  • Ha!...so THIS is what happend to Sauron! submitted by - Arcelebwen

  • Billy: Awww, how cute! It looks just like a, um... a... What is it by the way?
    Dominic: Ehrm... submitted by - Mitowira

  • Billy: Hehehe, look i got Orlando's teddy bear! hes such a girl!
    Dom: erm....Billy....thats MY mr.snuffles Billy:ah submitted by - Becki Undomiel

  • Dom, Oh it looks tasty!
    Billy, Oh no you don't! That goes to Viggo!! submitted by - REB

  • Billy,Hey Dom! I think I found Orlando Bloom's Teddy bear!
    Dom. We should hide it! submitted by - Bob Lee Jackson

  • Billy: And you know, here I thought nothing good would ever come out of that wild drunken night...
    Dom: What should we name him? submitted by - kate

  • dude, you shouldn´t stole Elijah´s teddy, he will freak out, you know que can´t sleep without it submitted by - pandemoniun argentina

  • Billy: Good, now smile for the cammera!
    Dom: Uhh... Billy, that's not a camera... submitted by - Valadheil

  • Billy:He is just so cute! Isn't he?
    Dom:Yes he just really so cute Billy, but I have to use the bathroom. Uh, do you know where it is?
    Billy:I can't take it he is just so cute! What should we name him?
    Dom:Did you hear me,Billy? Where is the rest room?
    Billy: How about James? I like James. Dom, say hello to James the teddy bear.
    Dom:I'm leaving you don't listen!
    Dom walks away
    Billy:Wait Dom I think James just said something! submitted by - Ross

  • Billy: Finally, some compensation for all the lost vegetables!
    Dom: Galadriel's's bellybutton lint? submitted by - Eonwe14

  • Billy-"and then...my hand just well....grew!"
    Dom "sweeeeeeet." submitted by - boo

  • Billy: Awwwwww is dat da schweetest thing you ever saw!
    Dom: We get it billy your out of the closet! submitted by - Magiano

  • Billy: Hehe... mine...
    Dom: Erm... I wasn't gonna try to take it off you... *thinks* its Gandalf the Whites undercrackers... Oh God, why me?! submitted by - pointlesskibbalah

  • Billy: Look Dom! It's so cute and all alone! Can we keep him?
    Dom: Are you nuts! It's a bear, bears eat hobbits like us!
    Billy: It's just a little bear.
    Dom: Why are we reciting the Lion King? submitted by - notabene

  • Billy: Dammit Frodo, hurry up in the bathroom. I'm sick of standing here with your teddy bear, and Dom is making fun of me. submitted by - lady artamir

  • Pip: One teddybear to rule them al....
    Dom: What says that elfenstuff written on there?
    Pip: Made in Japan... submitted by - Kevin Jacobs

  • Billy: These insane fans are more than I can BEAR!!
    Dom: It's only funny the first time. submitted by - Orald

  • Billy: Hey Dom. I've got this odd growth coming out of my hand, and I'm not completely sure what it is.
    Dom: Looks malignant. Maybe you should see a doctor.
    Billy: I saw one yesterday. he was buying a newspaper at the supermarket.
    Dom: No, I mean consult a doctor.
    Billy: I asked him the time.
    Dom: About your growth! It's hideous! It needs to be removed!
    Billy: Leave me and my growths alone! I want a divorce! submitted by - Mr.Lukie

  • Billy: This is what an oversized concrete jellybean looks like.
    Dom: Okey dokey [Edges slowly to the right] submitted by - Mr.Lukie

  • Kodak Moment: After days of pain and suffering, Billy finally passes his kidney stone, only to discover it was an actual, physical stone. Dom is slighly amused. submitted by - Mr.Lukie

  • Billy: i shall call you squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my squishy! come here squishy!
    Dom: I think your going a bit ott there
    Billy: Opps, Sorry! submitted by - aragorns_girl333

  • Dom: So... what the hell is that?
    Billy: I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy!
    Dom: Oh for crying out loud... OK who let him near the Finding Nemo DVD? Really...
    Billy: *rocks back and forth and sings to white thing*
    Dom: Umm... Orlando? Viggo? Little help?
    Orlando & Viggo: *snigger* submitted by - pointlesskibble

  • Whew! This smells terrible... Merry, did you..? submitted by - Arven Fibbonaci

  • "uh... anyone seen a diaper dispenser closeby? I, uh.. was just in the bathroom, and uh.. you know... one thing led to another, and i guess it was just time to change, you know..." submitted by - Charlie Driscoll

  • Billy "Aww it says 'To: Simpleton From: Pyro Maniac' Thanks Dom!" *Bear explodes* submitted by - Pip

  • Billy: How do you like my model of my new girlfirend?
    Dom: Wonderful....does she really have that clefed chin and hairlip? submitted by - Lindsay

  • White thing: I am the tissue! I remain unused!
    Billy: Aaachooo!
    White thing: Noooooooo submitted by - Heather

  • Billy: When I said a hand-held fluffy kinky pink toy for my birthday so we could have some fun, this wasn't what I had in mind.
    Dom: Yeah, I was testing the water there. submitted by - whiplash trash

  • Billy: Yoouuu aaaare so beautiful, to meeee...
    Dom: I'm not sure he knows that's my dog's... submitted by - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

  • Billy: Alas, Uncle Yurek, I knew him well...
    Dom: Ahhh thats where the fluff brain gene came from... submitted by - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

  • *girls throw their underclothes at the two*
    Billy: I caught one, Dom! I caught one!
    *Dom frowns at the oversized piece of undergarment and reads the tag*
    Dom: "'Property of P.J.'"
    *Billy looks up, dropping the garment and looks disgusted. Dom snickers to himself*
    Billy: For cripe's sake, Peter, not again! submitted by - Katie

  • Billy: Oh, no, Dom! Frodo has deflated!!
    Dom: I told him to stay away from those Ring-Wraiths with the pointy swords! submitted by - Katie

  • Taters...is this taters please precious? submitted by - Beriain

  • Taters MY ARSE!! submitted by - beriain

  • Billy: *singing* But I....can't....help.....falling in love....with.....yoooooooooo!!!!!!! submitted by - Jakey-boy Adams

  • Dom: This is like the worst picture ever to be captioned.
    Bill: Yes, isnt it, its totally useless. submitted by - Anders

  • Look Dom! Lembas bread! one small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man! submitted by - ChromeKid

  • Billy: Awww
    Dom: Elijah looks pretty good after I gave him the plastic surgery, eh, Billy? submitted by - JS

  • Billy- Aww! Look, it's got my eyes. submitted by - De

  • Dom: Reminds me of someone I once knew... E-
    Billy: DOM!!!! submitted by - The meaningless fangirl

  • Billy: Wheeee! We can make up a new game! Pillow!
    Dom: *thinks* Is that Gollum's diaper? *says* err... great idea Billy... Tell you what, I'm going to go over here and talk to this random woman in red
    Billy: *cuddles pillow/diaper* My preciouss... It's so warm... And smells a bit odd too... submitted by - mygrandmothersgreatunclesdogsname

  • Billy: Look at him dom. he's so cute. I think I'll call him... George!!!
    Dom: wierd yet surprisingly...cute!!!!!aaahhh!!! Elijah!Sean come see!!! submitted by - Karen

  • Billy: Look at him Dom. isnn't he cute? Dom...Dom?
    Dom: My precious!!! Give it to us Billy!!! submitted by - Caron Johnson

  • Billy: NO! MY STUFFING IS COMING OUT! Help Dom!
    Dom: *puts stick used to poke Billy with in pocket* Erm... I'll go get some help... *walks off* Ah, yes, I would be glad to give you my autograph! submitted by - Prince Ish of Galendor

  • As usual, Billy is up-staged by an inanimate object. Billy- *thinking* Figures...even the teddy bears get more action than I do... submitted by - Crazy Nazgul

  • Billy: So, you're my "Secret Santa"!! submitted by - Tahiri Greenleaf

  • All to late, Dom and Billy had stumbled upon the scene of a heinous crime...someone had cut off the top half of the Pilsbury Doughboy! submitted by - james

  • Billy: Oh, sleep, meh pillow, wake timmorry witha smile on yer bonny fece...hummm...
    Dominic: You're not actually singing a lullaby to a PILLOW, are you?!
    Billy: Weel.. yes.. submitted by - Phiona O'Malley

  • Umm... Look! It's a...um...vicious dust bunny! submitted by - Fred

  • Yeah, It's unbelievable. It just shot right out of my nose two seconds ago. Should I show my doctor or just find a big tissue? submitted by - mintypotatoes

  • Dom agreed to be best man at Billy and Fluffy-Choo's wedding. submitted by - Clarice

  • Billy: SNOW!!!! Dom: lets throw it at people!! *looks around for soemone* oh Elijah... submitted by - Jo

  • Billie: I love getting stuff from fans, it seems so special!
    Dom: Yeah...................Lets just hope this one tastes better submitted by - Megan Took

  • His hair is even softer than Orlando's.... submitted by - Kirsten

  • Billy demonstrates his ability to spit on target.... submitted by - eggses

  • Billy: To be or not to be- That is the question!
    Dom: *thinking* Oh great- He's pretending to be a play-right again...*to Billy* Hey, Billy, that's not a skull your quoting to- it's your teddy bear! submitted by - Frodo Lives!

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