Caption Contest Archives Pg. 4

Captions

  • WINNER Theoden: Why does he ramble on about midgets with jewelry? What I wouldn’t give to have Wormtongue back. - submitted by Lila

  • Gandalf: how many times do i have to tell you lock the door at night or those orc will get in......again - submitted by ellie

  • Gandalf: Look, Theoden. I dont care if you ARE the King of Rohan, that doesn't give you an excuse to gamble! Now, using my devine wisdom, I told you that you would lose, but would you listen? Noooooo!....
    Theoden: Gandalf, SHUT UP! Oh, how am I going to pay for this? I already lost my crown, after the last time! Eowyn is gonna be so mad at me! - submitted by Suzy

  • Gandalf: Ok, Ok! I'm sorry I forgot your birthday! Yeeeesh!
    Theoden: I thought *sniffle* this relationship *cry* meant something to you! - submitted by Sonia

  • Theoden: Ugh! I'm never serving bean burrito's again!!!
    Gandalf: Look who's talking! I'm the one staying with the hobbits tonight! - submitted by Sonia

  • ''Yes, indeed Gandalf had told him many times that glue WOULD make his fingers stick to his face but did Theoden listen?'' - submitted by Sonia

  • Gandalf: For the last time, stop peeking!
  • Gandalf: So Pete and Repete are on a boat; Pete falls off, who is left on the boat?
    Theoden: FOR THE LAST TIME, REPEAT!!!!!!
    Gandalf: *snicker* ok, if you say so; Pete and Repet are on a boat... - submitted by Sonia

  • Gandalf tries to explain the birds and the bees to Theoden. - submitted by Luinthule

  • Gandalf: And if you take that bottle down, and pass it around...oh dear, lost my spot. Well back to the beginning - submitted by Queen of the Shire

  • Gandalf: So then Qui Gon said to extect the unexpected, I mean, If you were expecting the unexpected, then why would yo expect it?.......
    Theoden: ........why me...... - submitted by Shieldmaiden

  • Gandalf: "Don't be embarrassed. You're not the first to mistake Legolas for a woman." - submitted by SmaugsBro

  • Theoden: WAHH!!!! I MISSED TODAY'S "AS THE WORLD TURNS"!
    Gandalf: There'll be other shows!
    Theoden: No, I missed it! WAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! - submitted by Aimee

  • Gandalf: I don't know. What do you want to do?
    Theoden: Now don't start that again!! - submitted by Philana P.

  • Gandalf: See what happens if I move my hand really fast? It looks all blurry.
    Theoden: Oh dear lord, not again. - submitted by Michelle

  • Gandalf: See, this is what happens when you let crazy fans take pictures of us!
    Theoden: [groan] these people need a hobby. - submitted by Nilla Rediks

  • "Though it was a heartbreaking event, Gandalf at last explained the truth about Santa clause." - submitted by HobbitHun

  • Gandalf:....and that is how babies are made."
    Theoden:...So there's *sniffle* no stork! - submitted by HobbitHun

  • Gandalf: And so you see, thats how babies are made
    Theoden: And all this time I've been waiting for the stork - submitted by Legolasluver12

  • Gandalf: Right when Eomer comes in you have to whiff right in front of him!
    Theodon: Bu....
    Gandalf: No buts mister, no wonder he stays away from here.
    Gandalf (thinking): I wonder what poor Eowyn has to go through. - submitted by Alex Shine

  • Gandalf: And then, you got up and danced the macarena.
    Theoden: No more tequila... - submitted by Jane Abbott

  • "..that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns.."
    Gandalf explaining their intelligence on Mordor - submitted by Alex

  • Gandalf: See, My Little Ponies aren't so bad!
    Theoden: The horror, the horror... - submitted by Carrie

  • GANDALF: "... and there was that hole in the ground. So George sent in his soldiers and that's how we found Saddam". - submitted by krasnal

  • Gandalf : "How many times must I tell you, NEVER LEAVE PIPPIN ALONE WITH FOOD! ESPECIALLY IF ITS THE LAST YOU GOT!"
    Theoden: thinks to himself, 'Shut up, shut up, shut up...' - submitted by ginareliv

  • Gandalf : *hours later*, "so thats how it happened, in other words Pippin slipped and dropped your crown."
    Theoden : "Gandalf, I don't care how it happened! I only am worried about what Eowyn is going to think! Okay!"
    Gandalf : "Okay then, I do know some great places you can get another crown! The Elves make great ones, lined with gold, or you can get silver, and the dwarves crowns are marvelous...."
    Theoden : " Please Gandalf... not again..." - submitted by ginareliv

  • Gandalf: Are you telling me you don’t like how I've redecorated the hall? What’s wrong with pink? Its great!
    Theoden: I'll never live this down... - submitted by ugly_yodeler

  • Gandalf: If you wave your hand really fast in front of the computer screen, like this, it looks really cool!
    Theoden *thinking*: Pippin will lose his head for giving Gandalf that water from the fountian of youth...good thing I didn't drink it. - submitted by Alex K.

  • Gandalf: And so you see, that is the story of how Legolas went from a woman to a man.
    Theoden: Please kill me. Now. - submitted by blackwood

  • Gandalf explains the result of having "one too many" the night before. - submitted by Thauria

  • Theoden: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
    Gandalf: Stop Peeking!
    Theoden:I'm Not!
    Gandalf: Yes You Are! - submitted by Kara

  • Gandalf- "Don't worry, you could not tell that she was actually a he, nobody could..." - submitted by Krystal Vanyi

  • Gandalf- "It's easy to do the robot... just follow my lead..." - submitted by Krystal Vanyi

  • Gandalf: Theoden, how many times must I tell you not to frown and push up your fingers to you head like that? Take them away...they're really irritating me.
    Theoden: Can't you see? The "healing ointment" that you cooked and asked me to apply on my fingers are sticking to my forehead! Ow! - submitted by Esther Ng

  • Gandalf: So this one time, at band camp... - submitted by Bubbles

  • Gandalf: See, THIS is what happens when you take the car without permission!
    Theoden: *about to cry* I didn't know they were filming in the corn field that day! - submitted by Luthien

  • I'm trying to tell you! It was a hug of friendship!!! - submitted by Elfin_maiden

  • Gandalf-...and this girl totally did not want to go out with me. I meen who would not want to go out with me!!!
    Theoden- Gandalf we have been through this before no one is EVER going to go out with you so stop telling me about your problems!!!! - submitted by M. Ainsworth

  • Gandalf's melting-hand trick was beginning to wear thin on Theoden. - submitted by Another Ellie

  • Gandalf: I never wanted this for you. I worked my whole life, I don't apologize, to take care of my family. And I refused to be a fool dancing on the string held by all those big shots.
    Theoden: Oh please, not the Godfather impression again. " - submitted by David

  • Gandalf: Where were you last night...why haven't you called...I really think we need to talk about our relationship....*goes on*
    Theoden: zzzzzzzzzzzzz..... - submitted by Kelsea

  • Theoden: Either I just sat on a Hobbit, or the "Manflesh" Wormtonge gave me is finally catching up with me.
    Gandalf: Don't worry. Pippin just discovered a "keg" and needed to sleep it off. I myself once seated on a snoozing Hobbit. Remember that Fatty Bolger guy?
    Theoden: No.
    Gandalf: Exactly.
    Theoden: *gurgle* Darn that manflesh! - submitted by MrLukie

  • Gandalf:How many times do I have to tell you that Aragorn's love for Arwen does not need to be tested by willowy shield madens
    Theoden: That's the last time I play matchmaker - submitted by Kelly

  • Gandalf: Look, I'm really, really sorry. I promise I'll never, EVER let Pippin near a sharp pointy object again. Besides, you didn't REALLY need that eye... Did you?
    Theoden: ACTUALLY- - submitted by Reasonably Crazy

  • Theoden: Gandalf...I don't need double glazing! – submitted by will

  • Gandalf: This is EXACTLY why I told you to wash you hands after you ate all those waffles! – submitted by Alexis C

  • ''Gandalf personally made sure that Theoden would NEVER forget the pant-ripping incident he had at that break dancing contest'' - submitted by iluvleggie

  • Gandalf- I told you not to wear leather pants but did you listen!
    Theoden-Will you just shut up and get me some ointment!...Jeeze...im gonna be chaffed for months.... - submitted by iluvleggie

Captions

  • WINNER Dom had not belived in Santa Clause until he came and gave Elijah a brand new digital camera, and then flown away...
    Dom: What a fool I was... - submitted by Gollom the Great

    This was just so random it really amused me - Nevermore

  • Elijah: Hey, look Billy! There's a picture of singing pengins eating goopy cheese!
    Billly: Oh, God, will you stop with the "Happy Feet" thing? You can't even sing! - submitted by Monica

  • Dominic:Elijah, uh I don't think you're supposed to be laughing at that. - unsigned

  • "At last, Dom had successfully switched Elijah's burger with a camera." - submitted by Sonia

  • Elijah: Yeah Baby! Guess who got a pic of Liv's boo-
    Dom: Um Lij, she's right behind you. - submitted by Queen of the Shire and Guardian of Evenstar

  • DM: You’re not gonna swallow that too are you?
    EW: Aaaaaa... - submitted by Jacqueline

  • Dom: Elijah, is it just me or is Orlando attempting to dance?
    Elijah: HA! YEA! and I got it on camera! Blackmail, here we come! - submitted by Bethany K.

  • Elijah: Hey look! That's the picture I just took! And I can see it on the back of the camera! Cool!
    Dom: Talk about technologically illiterate... jeesh. - submitted by Jill

  • Elijah: Dom, Dom, Dom!!! Look - Dom, are you even listening to me??!! DOM! *sigh* look its Liv tyler.
    Dom: where? - submitted by Tinania

  • Hey Dom, look! You push this little button, and this little box makes a big flash!! - submitted by Jaz

  • Dom: Whoa...I totally just got a view down Liv's shirt when she bent down...Makes me feel like my tie's to tight...
    Elijah: Dude! I got a picture of it too!
    Dom: Mmmm...bosom... - unsigned

  • Look!a picture of my huge hobbit foot and me...LOOK I SAY!! - submitted by Tamlyn

  • Elijah: Dom! Did you know that a camera could do this! I mean like look at what it can do ! And oh my gosh look at all the buttons!
    Dominic:(rolling his eyes) Oh my God. - unsigned

  • Elijah: Hey Dom, look!
    Dom: Umm....Elijah...
    Elijah: Not now Dom, i just won a trip to see Barney in concert
    Dom: That's great Elijah, but...
    Elijah: I get to meet him in person and everything!
    Dom: I'm so happy for you but you might just want to watch out for...
    !PLOP!
    Elijah: Oh no! It's ruined, darn those evil fans, i'm never signing another autograph sheet again!!! This was a once in a lifetime opportuninty, i might *sniff sniff* never get *sob* this chance again *cry*!
    Dom: Oh great - submitted by Hannah B

  • Elij. - Hey Dom! Dom! I did it! I worked the camera! YES!
    Dom - woohoo - submitted by ENTity

  • Elijah: " Ha! my hairstyle looks great in here!"
    Dominic:" Whatever dude, just bring a mirror next time kay?" - submitted by charleen

  • Elijah: Ow, Dom! You're stepping on my toe!
    Dom: Wha? Oh, sorry. Hey, do you know how to wear neckties? I think someone in the crowd is telling me to put it on properly. - submitted by Edinoriel Galadhrim

  • ELIJAH: Hee Hee!! look what I did with my gameboy camera duluxe! See how big I made PJ's nose? I wonder if i can make his head that big? Hee Hee!! What fun!!!
    DOM: Shut up!!! He's right behind us!!!!!! - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • Dom stops laughing when he sees Billy talking with his girlfriend. - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • Eager to break to record of "most prizes won in a decade" Dom and Elijah go for the easiest one in the book... Miming with a partner. - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • As Elijah was showing off his new kodak, Dom's attention was drawn to the hotdog stand. - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • These two always had a problem when having their picture taken... Dom's problem was looking at the right camera, Elijah's was holding the camera the right way... - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • Dom finds out the hard way that this park dosen't have a restroom. - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • DOM: Ummm... I think I stepped in somthing............ - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • ELIJAH: Hey! I think I got The film out!!!!
    DOM:(To himself) but it's a digital...... - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • Dom suddenly sees a billboard that says.... "Go Pippin!!!! Merry's stupid!!" - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • After eating it throughout the entire movie, Dom had become addicted to lembas... - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • DOM: what is that red line coming out of my head? - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • Elijah: Wow Digital Camers Rock! Heres me on Vacation in England with my mom,Heres me at Buckingham Palace...
    Dom: Hey Look a popcorn stand.Wonder if he will know I left?
    Lady in back-ground: HI MOM - submitted by Trisat Trottier

  • Elijah: "3x Optical Zoom! Now does Liv's butt look big in this picture or what?" - submitted by Janet Chui

  • Elijah: Hey! Everytime I take a picture this little number goes up! Dom: Uh, really, Lij? That's cool *sigh* - submitted by SmaugsBro of ToastedHobbits

  • Elijah: OH MY GOD DOM! OH MY GOD! HEHE!!! IS THAT YOU? IS THAT ACTUALLY YOU! I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED! AHH! I THOUGHT ONLY WOMEN DID THAT!
    Dom: well, dont get too excited...sigh.... - submitted by Elisa B.

  • Elijah: Look at that Dom, isn't that a lovely picture of you! *falls over laughing*
    Dom: Yeah, wonderful, just perfect! Who gave me bunny-ears?? Somebody's gonna get it! - submitted by Melanie M.

  • Hey! I didn't know you can play games with this camera!- submitted by Slayer

  • Elijah : Look Dom, I got the picture of that Frodo guy !
    Dom : *thinking* Oh God, not again... Why me ? Darn Sean, I'm sure it was your turn...- submitted by Camellia

  • Elijah: DUDE !!!! when you press the ON button the screen lights up !!!!
    Dom: thats wonderful...... - submitted by "the lord of the idiots/ Ninde Lossehelin/ Phillippa"

  • Dom: psst, Lij, I think we're supposed to be paying attention to the guy at the mic.
    Elijah: Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Yadda, yadda, yadda. - submitted by SmaugsBro of ToastedHobbits

  • Elijah: Hey look the pictures from last night are still on here.
    Dom: Not now Lij you never know who could be looking. - submitted by Sirfalas

  • Elijah: "your ugly face broke my camera, Dom!!!" - submitted by OrliObsessed

  • Elijah:*TAKES PICTURE OF SELF* "Hey, i just realised that I don't have a curly afro anymore"
    Dom: You had to take a picture to find that out. - submitted by OrliObsessed

  • The surprised look on Elijah's face when he figured out how to take a picture. - submitted by OrliObsessed

  • Dom: Quick, before they come back. What did you take a pic of?
    Elijah:Awwwwwwwwwwww......
    *click* *flash*
    Elijah: Got the inside of my mouth....what's that in the very back........?
    Dom: Why'd you do that?
    Elijah: I'm going to take this pic and send it in as a funny caption....... - submitted by Casey

  • Dom: hey Elijah you just took a picture of the girl in back of us!
    Elijah: wow.................. hey did you just say something cuz if you did i wasn't listening! - submitted by Heidi B.

  • Elijah: Hey, look Dom! I still have that picture of Treebeard relieving himself on another ent.
    Dom: Oh no! Here he comes! Delete it! - submitted by Mr.Lukie

  • Elijah: Cool! I got a picture of my foot! Wait, it looks funnier usual?
    Dom: I told you we shouldn’t have brought our feet! PeJ will kill us! - submitted by Mr.Lukie

  • Elijah:...and here’s one of Liv…
    Dom: Seen it.
    Elijah:...and one of Miranda...
    Dom: Seen it.
    Elijah: ...and one of Orlando...
    Dom: Oooooh! How’d you get it?
    Elijah: We have dressing room next to each other and there’s a hole in the wall.
    Dom: HEY! THAT’S ME!
    Elijah: Oops. (Fumbles for film, without success. Eats camera.) Darn digital! - submitted by Mr.Lukie

  • Elijah: Cool! Look at this pic...
    Dom: Quick! Delete those before the judge sees us! You know what the penalty for photographing minors is?! And stop taking pictures of the Jury… they don’t like it. - submitted by Mr.Lukie

  • Dom: The way to keep Ellijah busy
    Elijah: Scroll up...scroll down....scroll up....scroll down... - submitted by Luthien

  • Dom just sighs as Elijah plays with his new toy.- submitted by Luinthule

  • Elijah- Hey! hey Dom, looky here! Hehehehe and I thought I had bed-wetting problems! HA are ya lookin at this here Dom! Looky looky...
    Dom- *thinking* Alright, step 1: counting backwards. 10...9...8...7... - submitted by Unsigned

  • Why does Elijah find it so funny? Dom doesn't realize that the big board behind him is connected through invisible wires to Lij's camera and is currently showing the picture of him from the recent halloween, when he dressed up as a giant bunny and wore a bright pink bunny suit.- submitted by Unsigned

  • Dom, humiliated at last, averts his attention from the one bit of proof that shows his chin indeed resembles a butt.- submitted by Bethany k

Captions

  • WINNER! I CANT SEE MY EYEBROW!!!! - submitted bt retarded eagel...CaaCaaaaaw

  • WINNER! Boromir finally achieves his life-long goal of breaking the record for how many grapes you can fit in your mouth. - submitted by KRRouse

  • BOROMIR: I DONT CARE PETE!!! I'M NOT GONNA ACT OUT THE NEXT SCENE!!!! - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • After his horn is split in two, Boromir turns to his last resort, Whistling for help. - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • Boromir's Gollom impression - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • Then the warg said..."Then I'll HUFF and I'll Pufff......." - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • Boromir winning the spitting tournament of Gondor - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • BOROMIR: Frodo gets a nice shiney gem, Sam gets a seed and a box, gimli gets hair, legolas gets a bow and a bunch of arrows, aregon gets a sheath.... ALL I GET IS A BELT?!?!? NO FAIR!!! - submitted by Gollom the Great

  • Boromir graciously volunteered to teach the chipmunks at the ACA (Abandoned Chipmunk Agency) to stuff nuts in their mouths. - submitted by Queen of the Shire

  • ''where will YOU be when your diarrhea comes back?'' - submitted by Sonia

  • ''Frodo....*pfffftttt*....I am your father....'' - submitted by Sonia

  • Gimili- and here's my wife...
    Boromir- %@*$ !!!!!! - submitted by Sonia

  • No matter how hard he tries Boromir cannot recreate the sound of his horn... - submitted by Popsicle

  • Sean Bean auditions for the role of the Wicked Witch of the West - submitted by unsigned

  • Boromir:I knew i shouldn't have had 4 peices of lambas bead!!! WHERES MERRY AND PIPPIN!?!?!?! - submitted by lisa

  • GANDALF: I told you not to stand downwind from the hobbits after they eat beans, but did you listen to me? NO!!! its ur fault - submitted by unsigned

  • Unfortunatly, Gimli had eaten a WHOLE lot of beans the night before, which resulted in a major stinky, super-sonic fart. As you can plainly see, Boromir, to everyone's horror, couldn't stand it, and therefore resulted in his death later that week. - submitted by Aduial Galad

  • Boromir: I...forgot...my...exlax...again.... - submitted by Ara Sararie

  • My Gosh! I never new a hobbit could rip one quite like that! - submitted by unsigned

  • Who put the tar in my coffee? I'm SERIOUS! I get a bad reputation for falling for the ring and three arrows defending you ungrateful hobbits! No what do you want, a fish impression? - submitted by Luthien

  • Maybe if I blow on Frodo he'll fall down and I can take the Ring! - submitted by Star

  • Whoooo! I knew we shouldn't have brought Gimili with us! - submitted by Star

  • Boromir- YOU....SHALL...NOT...PASS!!!!
    Frodo decided to say nothing when he walked in on Boromir, discovering his secret ambition. - submitted by Cheezay B

  • Boromir should have accepted the appearence given to him. However, he continuously attempted to will his nose to shrink, sadly resulting in a desperate need of laxatives... - submitted by Cheezay B

  • Frodo: Oh my gosh! Look at the evil chipmunk!
    Boromir: Evil chipmunk, what??? For that I'm taking your Ring! - submitted by Melanie

  • To Boromir's horror one of the Orc's Arrows strays a little. - submitted by unsigned

  • "Hooooo, right in the groin!" - submitted by Elysbet

  • Gimli: ''Hey can ya help me out with shaving my back? Its time for my yearly shaving and I can't reach!'' - submitted by Sonia

  • After the first two arrows, Borimir realizes he's left his shield. - submitted by Sonia

  • 'At last, Frodo lives out his fantasy of taking his cheese ray and shooting Boromir square in the...' - submitted by Sonia

  • After Boromir lost all hope in fighting the Uruk-Hai with weapons, he dicided to scare them away with his menacing facial expressions. - submitted by OrliObsessed

  • Where will you be when your dirreah comes back? - - submitted by unsigned

  • "Okay for the last time I am not Johnny Vegas!" - submitted by Martin Beattie

  • After taking a vote, the Fellowship agreed that Gimli actually looked worse without his beard. - submitted by KRRouse

  • With his sword lost and horn broken, Boromir attempts to fend the orcs off by blowing them away. - submitted by KRRouse

  • Ever since the not-so-memorable Thanksgiving of '89, Boromir has refused to eat dinner with Denethor. - submitted by KRRouse

  • Boromir was never the same fter he ran into the screen door. - submitted by Happy Hobbit

  • This is what happened when Boromir swallowed the One Ring. - submitted by Calenorë

  • Announcer: And next up, Boromir, who is trying for the Guiness Book of World Records for the most Warheads held in one's mouth! - submitted by Gracielfgirl

  • Boromir: bloody orc! you twisted my bowel! - submitted by bloody hell

  • WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT IN THE NEXT MOVIE!?!?! - submitted by Lexi

  • After Boromir's tubbaware didn't keep his bologna fresh...................( the one Gladware lady appears ) Don't get mad......Get Glad! - submitted by unsigned

  • OK, so maybe that hedgehog joke we played on Billy WAS a bad idea. - submitted by Popsicle

  • Frodo, can you PLEASE LEAVE? I'm kinda busy here... - submitted by unsigned

  • OOOOOOOOO that lambas didn't go down so well. - submitted by Jennabears

  • Sean Bean: No Pete... ABSOLUTELY NO!!!!!!!!!! I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO TAKE THE HELICOPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - submitted by Unsigned

  • Boromir: WHADDAYA MEAN BY THE RING MUST BE DESTROYED?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! - submitted by Unsigned

  • Sean Bean: And just in case you get attacked by another army of frenzied fangirls during your next scene Orlando, make sure you do this breathing exercise so as to keep from hyperventilating... - submitted by Unsigned

  • Gimli, I'll count to three and by then I want you to have put your shoes back on your feet! - submitted by Eryn Lasgalen

  • darn, Aragorn, read the expire date before you open the spam cans! - submitted by Eryn Lasgalen

  • Merry, that is NOT a hiding place! - submitted by Unsigned

  • I....NEED...A...TISSUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - subnitted by Sponge Sharpener

  • ...And this is my thinking face.. - submitted by Spazzy Cow

  • Darn!! I knew I should have switched to Geico!! Now Frodo's got all da green! - submitted by Spazz

  • Boromir: What do you mean Frodo gets to take the ring?! It's not fair! He was my family! why don't i get it!~gives pouty face, then puts his head down in shame and starts to cry~ - submitted by Queen of Rohan

  • OOOOOooooooghhhhhhhhh!!.......thats not my sword holder... - submitted by unsigned

  • OOOOOooooooghhhhhhhhh!!.......shouldve used preparation h.....- submitted by unsigned

  • Looks like you need some softer toilet paper! Try new Charmin quilted! - submitted by hobbitses134

  • To everyone's amazment, Boromir did not win the part of the Balrog. submitted by Legolas sucks

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  • HOLY s*** DO LITTLE INVIZIBLE HOBBITS KICK HARD!!!!!!! submitted by Mrs.Monaghan

  • At that moment, the whole crew horribly realized that Sean Bean was not potty trained submitted by Mrs Monaghan

  • 'll HUFF, and i'll PUFF, and i'll BLOW Barad-dur down!!! submitted by unsigned

  • Boromir: oooorrghgh, ooorrghgh
    Aragon: ohmyga!!!!! I, I, I think Boromir's havin` a b-baby!!!!! Holy $!@&%# !!!! submitted by Cman

  • Boromir's reaction when his computer crashed before he opened this page... submitted by Cman

  • The hobbits get an ocean science lesson from Boromir:
    No No No. Octopuses have the inky stuff.When pufferfish are scared they puff up like this. submitted by unsigned

  • Boromir: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........whew! was that a good bowel movement! - submitted by unsigned


Thanks to Alexis C. for the pic.

Captions

  • WINNER Even Orlando had to admit that the Award gift bags were getting a little out of hand - submitted by Artamir



  • Everyone wonders how Orlando's puppet can look so real..... - Trista Anne

  • Orli: Ok Dakota...Now tell the nice acadamy to give me an award and I won't hurt you. - Alexis C.

  • I'd like to thank the Acadamy, but also apologize, as I can not accept this award. I can't put it on my mantle or the colors in my living room will be clashing. - Bethany Z

  • "Check it out! When you shake them, they make noise! Cool!" - Melvasaiel

  • "Do I hear fifty? Fifty dollars for this nice little lady! Fifty...I have fifty! Do I hear fifty-five? Fifty-five anyone?....Alright fifty going once...twice...and sold to the elderly woman in the back!" - Melvasaiel

  • MOMMY, MOMMY....Tell him I'm NOT a hobbit!!!!! - unsigned

  • Put the kid in the bag!''
    Orlando: Right away Mr. Burglar with pantyhose on his head! Please come again! - Sonia

  • Um Orlando.....theres a reason why theres a step right there......uh....Orlando? - unsigned

  • Little Girl: Yea, but then they decided people wouldn't like it if they knew that I had played Legolas, so they got this random guy off the street... - Nighteyes

  • Orlando: Awwwww! Aren't little kids just so sweet :) *picks up the litle girl*
    "Little Girl": *thinking* Hasn't this guy ever seen a Hobbit before? I mean COME ON! He was in three movies with poeple who played them! - Calenorë

  • The girl: "Mom! Quit staring at him and get me down from here!" - Pippin

  • Daddy, I have to go the bathroom - Airienwen

  • Little girl: "I'd like to thank the academy,the whole cast and crew and orlando bloom for holding me up so sweetly thank you"
    audience: applause - unsigned

  • Orlando: Yes I have always wanted children but for some reason, my phsyciatrist doesn't think I am emotionally ready...
    Little Girl: MOMMY.... - submitted by Liltalen

  • Dakota- If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
    Orlando- *clap clap*
    Dakota- OWW!! Not you Orlando! I think we found a winner for best-looking dummy! - submitted by Bethers

  • ...And if you don't give Orlando the money I'll never be able to reach this podium again - submitted by Rkfan129

  • Orlando: Isn't my new dolly cute? It talks when you squeeze it! See? It's accepting my award for me! - submitted by unsigned

  • To her horror, Dakota forgot that the podium was too high, so she had to go to her last choice, the screaming fan in the crowd. - submitted by unsigned

  • When Orlando Attacks
    Another helpless victem. Same old crime. Orlando Bloom has once again kidnapped a helpless fan girl using his hypnotic good looks, and forced her to sing the song he made up 'Bloom, Orlando Bloom'. The torture burns her lips. - submitted by unsigned

  • Orlando wins the Dakota Award for cutest performance by a blonde in a supporting role. - submitted by unsigned

  • Little Girl: "Bad touch, BAD TOUCH!" - submitted by cathy

  • Little Girl: And then there was this big boom and Orlando started to scream really...
    OB:That's enough talking for now I think its time for bed. - submitted by Jenna S.

  • O.B. If you ever insult Legolas' fashion sense again I will hurt you! Now tell the audience your sorry or else i might **sniff sniff** start crying! - submitted by Hannah B

  • Little Girl: Uh...Orlando? All you had to do was get a stool. I can manage it from there. (mutters to herself:) 'Men...so typical.' - submitted by Liltalen

  • Mom his hair's funny, he's ugly, he ruined my favorite dress, and my armpits still hurt. - submitted by unsigned

  • Dakota: Hey everyone, did you realize Orlando Bloom's initials backwards are BO? That stinks huh?
    Drums: BA-da-Ching!!
    OB: WHY YOU LITTLE!!!!!!! - submitted by C-man

  • Girl *sings* "Orlando Bloom.....he's a really great guy....he has smashing good looks....." - submitted by Rkfan129

  • Orlando: You did not follow my orders now you all must pay!!!
    Girl: Its a small world after all............ - submitted by Unsigned

  • Orlando: go on! tell them! TELL THEM!!!
    Girl: Orlando is hungrey and oh he wants your watch. - submitted by unsigned

Captions

  • WINNER Galadriel: That hair was for Gimli. Give it back. - submitted by Lily the Bucklander

  • WINNER Galadriel: Come Frodo we will take a walk in the park - submitted by Stephen / saw1303

  • Honorable Mention for Sheer Randomness - Nice hand, I'm wearing suspenders too. - submitted by Unsigned



  • Frodo: Galadriel you wouldn't happen to have a tissue would you? - submitted by Larien Mithrandir

  • Frodo: Umm, yeah, I'd love to shake your hand, but as you can see, I just sneezed into that hand. - submitted by Alasse

  • Frodo: Umm, Galadriel...
    Galadriel: It was a gift. Keep it.
    Frodo: Umm... thanks but, Galadriel? Next time you need a tissue, just ask, ok? That really isn't sanitary... - submitted by Nighteyes

  • Frodo: Achoo! *holds out his hand* If you ask it of me, I will give you my snot.
    Galadriel: I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this...
    Frodo: You want my snot? Eeeww! You can have it! - submitted by Melanie

  • You...you...want...to..*gulps* you want to marry me?*whines*"no! you cant make me i'm to young!!!" - submitted by Unsigned

  • Frodo: I don't really know what you want my snot chain for, but here you go.... - submitted by unsigned

  • Frodo: Galadriel, can I have a tissue? - submitted by Unsigned

  • Frodo: Galadriel...what a big, um, eye you have!
    Galadriel (voice of Sauron instead of her own): All the better to SEE you with my dear. Now hand over the ring, Frodo....nice and slow-like. - submitted by Pippin's Angel (Angela)

  • Frodo: Galadriel, help me...I can't get this orc spit out of my hand... - submitted by Liltalen

  • Frodo:You mean this makes your fingers melt? .... TAKE IT TAKE IT!!!
    Galadriel:You offer it to me freely I cannot deny I have wanted this... - submitted by LOTR freak

  • Frodo: Well you can't have my ring of power but here's the flem of power. - submitted by Unsigned

  • Frodo: Mommy, I found this ring and when you put it on, this big eye likes to play hide-and-seek with me! - submitted by Liltalen

  • Frodo: Galadriel,here are those hair that Gimli has stolen from you back...
    Galadriel: Errr...Thanks,Frodo...You should't have to... - submitted by Unsigned

  • Frodo: AAAACHHHOOOO!!!
    Galadriel: Eeeeewwww! - submitted by Alicia

  • You want me to give you this?
    But I want to keep it for myself. - submitted by lotrcrazy

  • Galadriel: You offer it to me freely...
    Frodo: Well, I was actually hoping you'd give me something in return...
    Galadriel: Like....
    Frodo: Four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and an emu up a gum tree. - submitted by Kess

  • Frodo: ew.... did you really have to put slime all over my hand? - submitted by Kess

  • Frodo: If I give you this beautiful but idiotic ring, will you ever marry me?
    Galadriel: I will, but only if it does not turn my beauty to ugliness, you promise to do the chores.....
    Frodo: Groan. I shouldn't have fallen for her beauty. Strider was right. I am dumb. - submitted by Alasse seregon

  • Frodo: Oh yeah? Well, yo mama so old, uh your an elf, this isn't gunna work, is it?
    Galadriel: Yo mama so old, when I told her to act her own age, she died.
    Frodo: How dare you! just for that I'm gonna keep this preasent I was saving for you
    Galadriel: Oooo. GGIIMMEE!!!!!!!! - submitted by C-man

  • Frodo: May i have a tissue for this?!
    Galadriel: here use my dress! - submitted by Unsigned

  • I don't know, you kinda creep me out. That hand it's.. So Shiney- submitted by JJbears

  • Frodo: "I just don't understand...my gift is a piece of cold spaghetti? - submitted by Cathy

  • Hey man this hypnotis stuff really works - submitted by unsigned

  • Frodo: What's wrong, Mum? It's just a dead snake. - submitted by Luthien

  • Frodo: Um... I'm not really sure why you were drooling in my hand, but sure, you can have it back... - submitted by unsigned

  • You put you right arm in you pull your right arm out... - submitted by JJbears

  • Galadriel: Eesh! Frodo, that's disgus- ... Wait a minute, is that one of those prank boogies? Ugh, Frodo, give me that right now, go to the corner and think about what you did!
    Frodo: It was JUST a gag... - submitted by Isilehtele Moonspring

  • FRODO: Here it is ma'am. The long-tailed mouse that has been living under your flet. And all in one day might I add. That's the service you get at Frodo Pest Control! check please. - submitted by Gollom the great

  • FRODO: I think I'll go for spider man in my next movie... I have been working on the web thing.... but it kind of droops. - submitted by Gollom the great

  • After a while of square dancing, Frodo begins to realize that the last person he held hands with wasn't an elf. Elves don't drool like that. - submitted by Gollom the great

  • FRODO: .....and then it started oozing like that..... I think it's infected. Can you kiss it for me? - submitted by Gollom the great

  • FRODO: silver glass? I thought the song said silver grass! - submitted by Gollom the great

  • Frodo: If you ask it of me, I will give you the one silk worm. - submitted by Dogstar

  • Frodo: Now remember: Give him fresh oak leaves for breakfeast, second breakfast, elevensies, his after-massage snack, lunch, dinner, sup-
    Galadriel: I'm sure I will take good care of your silk-worm while you finish your quest.
    Frodo: Goodbye, Silky! Be good for your Auntie Galadriel!
    Galadriel: *rolls eyes* - submitted by Dogstar

  • Frodo: Galadriel, you're the prettiest girl this side of the wood. For our annyversery, I'm giving you this gold promise ring.
    Galadriel: I already have one.
    Frodo: What! From who?
    Galadriel: From the Elven smiths... - submitted by Perhin Gamgins

  • Frodo: Will you hurry up and take the ring?? I have spiders starting webs on me already
    Galadriel: Spiders?? Maybe not. - submitted by SLV006

  • Frodo: Uh... quick finish my line, I forgot!
    Galadriel: Put it my hand hurry! *evil grin* - submitted by abs

  • Galadrial: Ok Frodo I will take the ring off your hands if YOU take Celborn....away. What do you think?
    Frodo: Dude this ring is worth more than your usles Celborn. I don't want him - submitted by weasel

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