Caption Contest Archives Pg. 3


Captions

  • WINNER - The cast from Lord of the Rings tried to beat the record number of people in a phone booth, unfortunately after 6 they realized it would never be big enough for John Rhys-Davies too. - submitted by Nilmade

  • What happens when you try to stuff four Hobbits and two Elves in a small room or suitcase. - submitted by Fool of a Took

  • Who knew you could fit 4 hobbits and 2 elves into such a small space? - subitted by Meriadoc

  • Someone: "Everybody GROUP HUG!!"
    Liv: "I have no idea how I got stuck in the middle." - submitted by Evenstar

  • Liv: "I thought the whole point of playing elves was that we got to be taller than these dweebs and could avoid this." - submitted by Glor*fink*del

  • How many humans can you fit into a Hobbit hole? - submitted by Lila

  • Peter Jackson had rather sick and twisted ways of keeping track of his cast during their free time. - submitted by AlphaFox

  • I knew we had to edit the three books down but I never thought it would end like this. - submitted by Ian

  • Liv at the center of a scene again even though her character hardly appears in the book at all. - submitted by Ian

  • Elijah giggled madly as he realized everyone was getting a whiff of last night's dinner. - submitted by MyLittleHobbit

  • Liv realises that she shouldn't have used that new quick'n'stick make-up. - submitted by Alex

  • It's my turn for screen time, no it's mine, I'm the most important - I should be on for longer...no, get off your pushing me...- submitted by Alex

  • Liv: "Sheesh. Why can't they ever just let ME have the spotlight for once?" - submitted by KRRouse

  • Orlando: "Hey! Watch where you're reachin' there, Dom!"
    Dom: ...Can't...breath... - submitted by KRRouse

  • Lord of the Rings: The College Years. - submitted by KRRouse

  • Boy, did Peter Jackson have a hell of a time keeping the trilogy PG-13 after this leaked out to the public. - submitted by KRRouse

  • Everybody wants to be with Frodo. Poor Sam just keeps getting tossed aside. - submitted by KRRouse

  • There would have been a whole lot more room if Peter Jackson hadn't come in. - submitted by Miss Cindy

  • What happened after the cast got into the so called "Hobbit Weed"... - submitted by April

  • The only known case in the world of septuplets joined at the head, quite extraordinary - submitted by blub

  • Gandalf told them not to play with superglue but would they listen....... - submitted by Sam and Mark M.

  • Liv regreted suggesting that they play Sardines for something to do in thier free time - submitted by Suzy

  • Who new that Mount Doom tended to shrink over the passing centuries?! - submitted by a buck for brandy

Captions

  • WINNER Liv, not enjoying her role of Arwen, instead auditions for the part of Treebeard. - submitted by Alex M.

  • WINNER The last picture taken on the set of LotR’s Rivendell before it was completely destroyed by fire. Peter Jackson’s glasses have been accused of causing malicious damage. - submitted by Alex M.

  • Looks like Peter was crammed into that phone booth pretty good. - submitted by KRROUSE

  • Elijah: Poor Pete. He never was very good at proposing. - submitted by KRROUSE

  • "Whoa, Merry. You must have had one heck of a night!" - submitted by KRROUSE

  • "...And here we have Arwen, sporting our new Autumn line in Dusty Magenta tafita, complete with matching shoes and bag. Yes, folks, this princess looks ready to face a whole army of Witch Kings!" - submitted by KRROUSE

  • "Actually, we prefer to be called 'Little People.'" - submitted by KRROUSE

  • PJ: sorry Elijah, hobbits are supposed to be small. You aren't allowed to be the same height as Liv.
    Liv: *sticks out toungue* - submitted by Meriadoc

  • Peter: Now don't worry. Daddy's gonna take care of it.
    Arwen: But they stole my makeup!
    Frodo: Oh come on. She's only got ten cases of makeup. Who's gonna miss a few cases?
    Sam: How did it come to this? - submitted by Moondrop

  • Liv: ‘Well it’s a good thing I wasn’t cast as a hobbit.’ - submitted by Alex M.

  • Peter: ‘I knew you are a famous actor, Elijah, but I can’t figure out if it you or Billy who’ll finally bring peace to the world.’ - submitted by Alex M.

  • At long last Billy has the bright idea to move slightly to the left. - submitted by Alex M.

  • Liv: ‘You know who’s really directing the movie, Peter, so put your costume on and get that carrot.’ - submitted by Alex M.

  • Peter realizes that Liv took her mum’s advice to ‘eat all her greens’ seriously. - submitted by Alex M.

  • Peter discusses the casts future operations to have their arms surgically removed from their sides. As Liv shows, it may take more than one operation. - submitted by Alex M.

  • Christopher Lee returns from his operation. Sean, Peter and Billy comtemplate have the same procedure done on themselves. Elijah doesn't.... he's already had one. - submitted by Mr. Lukie

  • At long last the Liv Tyler fan club was able to get a picture of the beautiful elf maiden. Unfortunately the flash from their camera gave them away and they were caught minutes later. - submitted by Moondrop

  • Frodo: "Hey PJ are you making fun of us. Ok we're little... but not that little. Geeeeeez you don't have to rub it in."
    Arwen: "Look PJ its bad enough at it is that i have to work with these little people. But you don't have to go and pretend to be little to feel sorry for them!" - submitted by van Vliet

  • Arwen: "Peter, no ones laughing. Just give it back to Frodo."
    Peter: "Moi? Hey, I dont even like jewellry!"
    Frodo: "Yea, sure, I believe you. Now give me back the ring!" - submitted by suzy

Captions

  • WINNER - Pippin: "Merry....Who's Granny Smith?..." - submitted by Sarah B

    Congratulations, you made me laugh - Nevermore

  • Merry and Pippin fell into the tank when they tried to bob for apples at the Ents' Halloween party. - submitted by Meriadoc

  • 'Quick Merry, grab the strawberry bubble bath' - submitted by Nilmade

  • Merry and Pippin survive Hurricane Isabel. - submitted by shmendrik01

  • After the flood in the Shire, Merry and Pippin wade through the water in search of valuables.
    Pippin: "Hey, is that my Ninja Turtle?" - submitted by Haley

  • Merry: "Adopt a highway", you said! "We'll be helping the environment", you said! Nice going, Pippin! Now we're stuck cleaning the crap out of the "Road" through the dead marsh! - submitted by Mr Lukie

  • "Is this Elevensies?" - submitted by Meredith(Rosie)

  • "Great Lords of Gondor! No wonder this property was so cheap!" - submitted by KRRouse

  • "I think my apple just winked at me..." - submitted by KRRouse

  • "Dude! Turn the camera off! ...Yes it is! ...'Cause I can see that little red light blinking!" - submitted by KRRouse

  • Merry: Oh my god! It's...it's a Dwarf woman!
    Pippin: That's nice, Merry. Hmm...
    Merry: OH THE HUMANITY! SAVE US!!
    Pippin: OH, GROSS! This apple has a brown spot! - submitted by KRRouse

  • "...There's something bad behind me, isn't there?" - submitted by KRRouse

  • "Yesiree, we DEFINATELY made a mistake leaving the Shire." - submitted by KRRouse

  • Pippin: Hey look! Frodo must've dropped the ring. Why is there a string on it?
    Merry: What's that camera doing over there? - submitted by Moondrop

  • Merry and Pippin cleaning their pool. - submitted by Moondrop

  • Merry and Pippin guess that Saruman must have forgotten the recipe to "gravy and apples" and overdone the servings. - submitted by Melphie

  • Merry: Um, PJ, did are they really supposed to have plastic soda bottles in Middle Earth? - submitted by Ranger from the North

  • "Merry! I think that apple's looking at me!" - submitted by Hannah Blossom

  • Pippin: Ow! All of the tomatoes are ruined!
    Merry: Hey, don't blame me! I told you not to leave the bath running, but did you listen? Nooooooo! - submitted by Suzy

  • Billy and Dom sober up to find themselves on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean. - submitted by Alex

  • Filming gets underway for Peter Jackson’s new Biblical epic ‘The Story of Noah’. Sadly no female actresses were available for the role of Noah’s wife so in stepped Billy. - submitted by Alex

  • Pippin: "A fish and some apples. Tonight’s recipe will be...umm...apples and fish." - submitted by Alex

  • Merry: "Pippin, I think I’ve just stepped in something." - submitted by Alex

  • Cutbacks in budgeting on the set of LotR’s leave the catering much to be desired. - submitted by Alex

  • Little do Merry and Pippin know that Saruman is spying on them with his security cameras. Unfortunately for Saruman, Merry soon spots it and bashes it in with the pole he was holding. - submitted by Moondrop

  • Unwittingly, Merry and Pippin wander through the home of the apple shark. - submitted by Moondrop

  • Merry and Pippin on the set of the Middle Earth version of Deep Blue Sea. - submitted by Alana

  • Pippin scrunged up some lunch, while Merry practised for his part in Hobbiton's "Swan Lake". - submitted by Trine

  • Merry: Just ... don't look down ... don't look down...!
    Pippin: By all Gods, what is this?! - submitted by Trine

  • Merry: Oh my goodness! Is that what I think it is? Legolas hair is messed up! Somebody call hairdressing, QUICK! - submitted by lotrluver

  • Merry: What?? Stop looking at me like I left the sink running overnight! Because..er... It wasn't me...
    Pippin: Come back....Potatos...Come back.... - submitted by Calea Bakke

  • Pippin: The apple..it's talking Merry! Don't encourage it!
    Merry: I wasnt talking to the app..wait didnt we talk about this before...
    Pippin: No, that was a giant piece of broccoli we were talking to. - submitted by Arwen Evenstar (pippinsbaby)

  • Merry: "Pippin, you don’t want to know what just floated past me." - submitted by Jacqueline

  • Pippin: Marco!
    Merry: Polo. WHAM!
    An innocent game of Marco, Polo turns ugly when Merry unexpectantly beats Pippin ove the head with the "Polo" he is carrying. - submitted by Mr.Lukie

  • Merry:...We are in so much trouble when our Mum's get home. submitted by Suzy

  • Merry: "Global warming wasn't supposed to kick in for another billion years!!!!!"
    Pippin: "Where's a rubber ducky when you need one?"
    Merry: "Shut up, Pippin!" - submitted by Belil-Gaviel

Captions

  • WINNER Gollum vows never again to use the horn of Gondor as a back-scratcher. - submitted by KRRouse

  • WINNER Faramir to Gollum- Look at me. I'm telling you as a friend. At your age and with that body.......the loin cloth....it's not working for you buddy. - submitted by FreeFall

  • Gollum: "Scratch a little to the right...ooh, yeah, that's the spot." - submitted by Jessica C.

  • Faramir: "Here, you've got something on your face..." *licks thumb, wipes* - submitted by Jessica C.

  • Faramir: "To be or not to be... that is the question."
    Smeagol: "Hey! Do I look like a skull to you? I'm ALIVE, ok??" - submitted by Meriadoc

  • Faramir: "Alright, WHERE did you hide the donuts?" - submitted by Moondrop

  • Are you SURE that's what the hokey pokey's really all about? - submitted by Akira

  • Faramir: "Yep. Those teeth need flossing. Come to my office tomorrow and I'll give you a checkup." - submitted by Moondrop

  • GOLLUM: Ok ok! I take it back! Your dad doesn't look like Ozzy Osbourne! You know I was joking, right? Right?!
    FARAMIR: GRRRR.... - submitted by KRRouse

  • FRODO: Uh...Fari? Now would be a nice time to get back into character.
    SAM: No no. Let him finish! - submitted by KRRouse

  • GOLLUM: ...I don't suppose this would be a good time to mention that I dropped my fish in your sleeping bag, would it?
    FARAMIR: No it wouldn't. - submitted by KRRouse

  • "For the last time, the sign says 'No shirt, no service!' Now how many times do I have to throw you out to get that through your head?" - submitted by KRRouse

  • ...And after recounting the votes, the polls now show the cheesiest line in LOTR to be "You feelin' lucky, Punk?" - submitted by KRRouse

  • "If this was America, the ASPCA would be on you in ten seconds flat, Bub." - submitted by KRRouse

  • Faramir: Ok, Fish-Boy, gimme your lunch money! - submitted by suzy

  • Gollum: Not the hair, not the hair, not the hair!!!! - submitted by suzy

  • *Faramir to Gollum* What did you say about my mama? - submitted by Tane

  • Faramir: When you say big black and mean, you don't mean we're in any immediate danger, right? - submitted by MrLukie

  • Gimme your lunch money! - submitted by Tricia

  • Faramir: "Don't EVER call me Boromir again!" - submitted by Bob P.

  • Faramir: Where’s my scrunchie? Tell me!

    Gollum: They stole it! They stole the preciousss! - submitted by Jacqueline

  • "goo-tchi gootchi GOO!" - submitted by Lora L.

  • Faramir: Your skin is so silky smooth... - submitted by Moo McCow

  • Faramir: Hit me baby one more time. - submitted by Akira

  • Farimir: You have beautiful eyes! - submitted by ME
  • Faramir: *singing* For my darling I love you...And I always will
    Gollum: Help! He thinks I´m Eowyn again! - submitted by Lorency

  • Gollum: *cough cough* Stop it! You´re hurting me!
    Faramir: That´s the idea...*laughs evil* - submitted by Lorency

  • Gollum: You're right! Your hand does fit around my neck, you can let go now - submitted by Amylou

  • Faramir: WOW! Look at the detail in your face, and the movement of your hair. It’s exquisite! Are you sure you’re computer generated? - submitted by Lila

  • Faramir: Spit it out! - submitted by Dae

  • "I demand to know how you grew so tall over the past three minutes!" - submitted by KRRouse

  • David Wenham on discovering that Andy Serkis gets paid more than him. - submitted by KRRouse

  • Faramir: My what beaty eyes you have. My what ugly and disturbingly yeeely teeth you have. My what.....
    Gollum: OH GOOD LORD MAKE IT STOP!! MAKE IT STOP!!! - submitted by MSSmith

  • Gollum: Come on Faramir, I'm straight... you don't need to get any closer... Faramir? FARAMIR!!!!?!???! -submitted by MandyBx

  • WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MEAN YOU STOLE MY SHAMPOO!!!!!!!!! - submitted by Sam W.

  • "My! you have the most beautiful eyes!" - submitted by Emily Z.

  • Alas, poor Yorik. I knew him well. - submitted by Mr.Lukie

  • Gollum: Well....?
    Faramir: *sighs* yeah....it's definitely pink eye - submitted by ~FreeFall~

Captions

  • WINNER - "Looking at the emptied pantry and the depleted weed stock, Bilbo decided this was the last tourist he had let take souvenir photos in Bag End" - submitted by Adrian

  • WINNER - PJ: hey, baby, how's it going? wanna come over toni- oh, are we rolling? - submitted by Jodie Ann

  • Despite his authentic Hobbit heritage, chubby Peter Jackson feared he'd always be known as Petey the Table Wrecker. - submitted by Alexis C

  • And this is where you can end up living if you find the right real- estate agent! - submitted by Heidi

  • Once again, the now infamous Peter Jackson was caught on camera sneaking whiffs of the Hobbit's pipeweed. - submitted by Jackie Not

  • 'Peter Jackson discovers a great way to cut down on his hotel bills.' - submitted by Aniviel

  • Pete finally admits that it's time to move out of his old apartment. - submitted by KRRouse

  • "'Homely' he says. HA! 'Homely' my butt! Wait 'till I get my hands on that travel agent!" - submitted by KRRouse

  • Yet another one of Peter's cameos that wound up on the cutting room floor. - submitted by KRRouse

  • Hand-crafted wooden bench: 85 dollars
    Imported fine-china dishes: 115 dollars
    Dwarvish smoking pipe: 42 dollars
    Spending the night in your hobbit-hole in the middle of New Zealand: Priceless. - submitted by KRRouse

  • "Welcome, my friends, to another evening of 'Master Poach Theartre'..." - submitted by KRRouse

  • Ha Ha Ha!!!! Bilbo left me with all the dishes but I have his pipe! Mwahahahaha!!! - submitted by Alyssa D

  • Follows the story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears
    "The elf's chair was too pretty...The orc's chair too hard...but the Hobbit's chair was just right" - submitted by Lauren

  • And you thought I was sexy in my cameo appearance. - submitted by Alana

  • Hi! I'm Peter Jackson. I'm auditioning for the part of Frodo in the upcoming lotr musical. "la la la la" "WHOA! turn the cameras off, what the heck did u think u were doing taping me like that!!!" - submitted by Hannah B.

  • "Who lives in a house like this? we'll find out as we go through the keyhole!" - submitted by Gems

  • The orcs are trying to get me so im hiding in this abandoned hobbit home..or at least I hope its abandoned." - submitted by Amanda(wolfgrl)

  • PJ: And today, we’ll be making Hobbit pipes out of paper mache. - submitted by Jacqueline

  • "Oooooooooh, who lives in a hobbit hole in Middle-earth? PETER JACKSON!" - submitted by Ivy

  • Peter Jackson reinacting the Three Little Bears

    "This chair is just right... "
    *picks up pipe weed*
    "This pipe weed is too small..." - submitted by betheA

  • "When Bilbo realized that this wasn't an orphan Hobbit he adopted, it was too late. He wouldn't fit out the door any more." - submitted by Adrian

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