Caption Contest Archives Pg. 2


Captions

  • Legolas(younger child): Do we have to?!(whiny)
    Other guy(older brother): Shut up at least I am silently brooding. - submitted by Amira

  • Legolas: "Why me? I just got my manicure and facial this morning!"
    Elf: "Shut up you girly man!" - submitted by Maggie Kopel

  • "I swear the fish was this big " - submitted by Mark

  • Legolas: c'mon, gimme the ring, Elrond.
    Other Elf: That's Aragorn? I'm so hotter than him! What's Arwen want with him anyways? - Submitted by RNGirl4god

  • Legolas: Why can't I have the axe? - Submitted by Brianna

  • Legolas: "Hey, baby, come here, I'm the Cute One"
    Celeborne: "Yeah, right, dude, in your dreams." "I'm the one Little Red Riding Hood wants!" - Submitted by SHADOWCATSHADOW

  • Legolas: Am I the best looking guy here or what?
    Other elf: could he be any more conceited? - Submitted by Malorey

  • "I could've been a contender" - submitted by Nilmade

  • Legolas: "And I was like, dude, and he was like, dude"
    Other guy: Thats nice - Submitted by r.prabakaran

  • Legolas:"Come on, Gimli!!!! Give me back the hairbrush, PLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!! I KNOW you have it!!!!!!!Pleeeeeeeze!!!"
    Other Elf:[thinking] "I'm gonna KILL Gimli if he tells Legolas I took it...I didn't say anything when HE took Legolas' Twist-A-Braid...." - submitted by Eowyn Undomiel

  • Legolas: "Elrond, are you wearing Arwen's dress?" - submitted by Laurea

  • Legolas: "So as I was saying this girl comes up to me and says......."
    Other guy:"Shhhhh! Me and that stupid fat stubborn dwarf over there are having a staring contest..... Ha! I win dum dwarf!"
    Legolas: "Tut! So as I was saying" - Submitted by lizfizz

  • Legolas: "Well, Elrond, I don't know....this is serious, and I'm glad everyone's listening. I thin-"
    Other elf: "Okay. If I want Arwen, to split her and Strider u- Yes Elrond. This is a serious matter. We all need to focus here." - submitted by Arwen Greenleaf

Captions

  • Theoden: "Does my bum look big in this?" - Sumbitted by Laurea Tinuviel

  • "I thought I already told you you're not the king of Rohan!" - Submitted by Melanie

  • When Legolas suggested that Theoden's whole army wear tights under their pants because they were quite warm, all he got were blank stares. - Submitted by Meriadoc

  • Theoden: "Why are all of these old geezers around me again?? Oh yeah, um YOU are my "ARMY"??? OH MY GOD!!!! I am sooo going to DIE!!!" - Submitted by squact11

  • Theoden: "Why is everyone staring at me???? ya know, just cuz YOU guys dont wear your lucky underwear right before a battle........." - submitted by Maggie Kopel

  • Stickman: is it me or is that guys hair on fire....
    Theoden: *sniff* *sniff* I can smell burning - submitted by Keiran Sifford<

  • Theoden: For the last time we are not singing “were men in tights, tight tights”. Its just that Aragorn gets to excited. And I don’t like having him behind me - submitted by David a.k.a lothar or Limond Zergoff

Captions

  • "Now THAT'S what I call a pint." - submitted by vze1r9hu

  • Dominic: "Hullo, this is your host Dom and on tonight's show we have jolly little Pip...
    Billy: (thinking) why did I agree to being on Happy Drunkard hour with Dom? - submitted by Maggie Kopel

  • Although they absolutely hated the wine, Dom and Billy didn't want to be rude.
    Dom(thinking):Oh no! I swallowed it! Yuk!
    Billy(thinking): Ok, just act normal and when they turn their heads just spit it back into the glass - submitted by Suzy

  • Dom: "ey! billy look it that hot one over there"
    Billy: "Dom... thats...my mom"
    Dom:".....ooooooh.......um....anyways......what were we saying?" - submitted by Ray H.

  • Dom: Thish shtuff is great, you guysh. Try shome!
    Billy: (thinking) Oh no, he's getting tanked again. Oh well, might as well join him. - submitted by Meriadoc

  • "You do realize this is all being filmed live, don't you, Dom?"
    "Yeah, but I'm really too drunk to care, Elijah."
    "I'm Billy." - submitted by KRRouse

  • "Ummm, Dom? That was supposed to be for Liv," Billy remembers that he put love potion in that glass, and by accident gave it to Dom. - submitted by John T.

  • Merry and Pippin soon realize that even though eight meals a day are enough food wise, some of Gimli's elixar will knock the stuffing out of ya. - submitted by btrflygrl

  • "Here's to Jeter Packson!"
    "Peter Jackson."
    "What?"
    "His Name's Peter Jackson."
    "Why do they have to make these que cards so darn small?!" - submitted by KRRouse

  • "...And THIS is my impression of an orc!" "The camera's turned off now, Dom." - submitted by vze1r9hu

  • Billy: Hi, my name is Billy Boyd, I like long walks--
    Dom: Billy! Shut up, the ladies want to hear about me, not you!
    Billy: *pout*
    Dom: *smirk* - submitted by Melanie McCorkle

  • "Don't worry, Folks. Bill there may be dead drunk...but I've got his keys!" - submitted by KRRouse

  • "Are you sure about this? I'm not really much of a drinker."
    "C'mon, Bill! This is New Zealand!" - submitted by KRRouse

Captions

  • "ooooooohhhhhh! Wonder if I'll score points with my sweetheart Gandalf if I push this down the well and summon the creatures from below??!!!!" - submitted by Legolas Lover

  • "Hmmm, Merry you seem a bit different, is that a new haicut?" - submitted by Nilmade

  • "What the hell is that?!.......... did he just move?! GANDAAAAAALF" -submitted by Mark

  • Gandalf asked Pippin to hold his hat and staff, but when Pippin remembered to give them back, Gandalf had perished. - sumbitted by Meriadoc

  • Pippin: "hmmmmm... maybe he has a little food, or maybe he died because he forgot to bring the food?" - submitted by Sarah Loucks

  • Pippin:"Dude, you look like my ex-girlfriend!" - submitted by Legolaslover#20064

  • All I need now is a palantir, then I can make Gandalf REALLY wish I were dead. -submitted by Laura

  • Pippin: "Is it just me, or is that a muppet?" - Submitted by Legolas

  • "I don't know what he's doing, he just said, "Here Pippin, hold this, I have to go get in touch with nature". - submitted by Alpha Fox

  • Pippin: Whoa! I thought we had slim pickins in the Shire. - submitted by Bloombabe113

  • "Pippin conjures a plan that will rid the Fellowship of the infamous Pointy Hat Trick." - submitted by Kristi

Captions

  • "Oh prrreciousss! No coneys! Must eat Lembas bread?!" - submitted by Molly

  • Gollum finally gets the results of the Acadamy Awards. - submitted by Alex

  • "What? Lembas again? I want Subway!" - submitted by Frodogirl01

  • "~GASP~ I forgot my brush, Wait I have no hair, What NO HAIR!?" - submitted by Kandidreamz

  • "If one more person says that my character is Peter Jackson's obligatory cameo, I'll scream." - submitted by Alex

  • "Master?! What are you doing with the Precious?! My Precious!" - submitted by Melanie McCorkle

  • Gollum suddenly realized, to his horror, that he did forget to pack extra underwear. - submitted by KRRouse

  • "...And now, my smart look!" - submitted by KRRouse

  • "You mean I'm supposed to fall in the volcano too?!" - submitted by KRRouse

  • "I see dead people..." - submitted by KRRouse

  • Frodo: I told you your face would stick that way if you kept doing that! - submitted by KRRouse

  • Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back? - submitted by KRRouse

  • Smeagol was a bit caught off guard when he noticed Sam's tattoo of Frodo in a bikini. - submitted by KRRouse

  • Gollum wishes he'd listened when Sam said not to stand down-wind of Bill the Pony. - submitted by KRRouse

  • "I am not a reptillian computer-generated creature with a bad comb-over! I am...A Human Being!"(My congrats to Dave Barry.) - submitted by KRRouse

  • Gollum realizes, at the absolute worst time, that he'd left his wallet in his other loincloth. - submitted by KRRouse

  • Frodo didn't seem to notice that his deodorant had worn off. Gollum, however, did. - submitted by KRRouse

  • "We admits we've become quite cross-eyed after we stepped on that rake, Precious." - submitted by KRRouse

  • Seeing how Frodo's large, piercing eyes gained him millions of fan girls... - submitted by KRRouse

  • This is pretty much everyone's first reaction to seeing an episode of Fear Factor. - submitted by KRRouse

  • Gollum finally accepts that Botox and Rogaine will never be enough to get is youth back. - submitted by ~April

  • Gollum just found out that the pregnancy results came back positive. - submitted by Luinthule Emberpacer

  • "Where will you be when your laxitive starts working?" - submitted by DanceQ

  • Gollum suddenly realizes that the thing staring back at him is his own reflection. - Submitted by Evenstar

  • When does your laxitive kick in? - submitted by Alexis45632

  • Oh...I have no response to that. - submitted by Alpha Fox

  • "Put that away Frodo!" - submitted by gpuckey

  • Gollum realizes too late he forgot to go to the bathroom before he left. - submitted by *~*Katharine*~*

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