Caption Contest Archives Pg 1

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Gimli: "is my back as hairy as my beard?'
Merry and Pippin:*sigh* - submitted by MAGGIE
Merry: "Holy! It's not a braid. It's a dead squirrel!"
Pippin: "OK, Dwarves are starting to scare me." - submitted by Jesse T of ToastedHobbits
Pippin: "You need a hair cut!"
Gimli: "No I don't and stop patting me!"
Merry: "Tell that to your hair!" - submitted by Kat B
Pippin: "Do you think we should tell him about the lice?"
Merry: "It might be a bad time right now Pip!" - submitted by Rachel Lynn Dawson
Pippin: "Merry! What is it?"
Merry: "It's...a giant wedgie. I think his axe snagged his...dwarf shorts."
Pippin: "Oh. Crumbs. It's a whopper. Merry!"
Merry: "What?"
Pippin: "Is that Spiderman undies he's got there?" - submitted by Bubbles
Merry: "Pip, I think Gimli likes elves more than he wants us to know..."
Pippin: "Is that Legolas tattooed on his back?" - submitted by aisheeya
Gimli: "Look at that down there young hobbits!"
Merry: "Is that what I think it is on your back?"
Gimli: "??? What!" *going red*
Pippin: "Gimli, you never told me you had a Legolas tattoo!" - submitted by Aragorn Hope

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I would just like to clarify...neither of the men in this pic are Aragorn as many of you submitting captions seem to think. So please no more captions with "Aragorn:" in them. Thank You. - Nevermore

"Darn I hate it when my horse just disappears!!!" - submitted by Ine M.
"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" - submitted by Christy
This is what happens when you eat too many beans ... - submitted by ShireElf
"Oh darnit, where's my sword?!?" - submitted by Thatcher Drew

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Smeagol: (holding the ring) WHAT? I don't get it! My brand new toe ring, SHRUNK IN THE WASH?
Deagol: I told you not to use the fabric softener! - submitted by Annamariah
Smeagol: If I just take the ring from Deagol I can go live in a cave and become crazy and refer to myself in the third person.!!................ if I could just get it from Deagol! - submitted by Christy
Smeagol: It looks like an ordinary ring. What does it do?
Deagol:I believe it does two things that are called "foreshadowing" and "symbolism",my friend. - submitted by Richard Norman
Deagol: Whas this?!!
Smeagol: The one ring. MUST HAVE ONE RING!!!
Deagol: NO!! It won't fit your fat finger anyways.
Smeagol: You have the same resemblance as me, my cousin. I shall strangle you now. - submitted by Kayleigh Telling
Deagol: My gosh I've gone cross-eyed. The Ring truly does have dark powers. Makes me want to buy overalls and a straw hat and dance in a square! Also chew a straw!
Smeagol: *Inching hand over to get Ring* Ah who cares? Deagol's cross-eyed anyway! *snatches at the Ring violently* - submitted by Diana Poston
Deagol (right): Smeagol, I told you that if you kept making that face, it would stick, and you know that you'll end up a slimey creature in a cave... - submitted by LuckyKiku

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Eowyn: I hope that's not what I thought I saw... NO! IT IS! It's an orc with a beard!!! - submitted by Velaineil
Great tribes of Gandor!!!! I could have swore it said one cup of yeast... - submitted by Byonder
OMG!I think this tree just said something! - Submitted by Edwina Adams
Aragorn? What happened to you? Aragorn?乧 - Submitted by Isabel
Aragorn: Hey, Eowyn, maybe if you statre at it long enough, it'll love you back! - Submitted by Amadeo
Eowyn: Uh Oh my heads stuck. Oh great here comes Aragorn Uh.... uh.. I know.... "Aragorn look over their it's it's Legolas and is he oh he is he's kissing an orc - Submitted by Llelewyn
Narrator: Sometimes, when she wasn't busy standing in front of Meduseld looking dramatic, Eowyn liked to pretend she was one of Charlie's Angels... - Submitted by Meluivain Gwiwileth
Eowyn: Oh God... I knew kissing Aragorn was a bad idea... maybe if i hide here he'll just go away...
Aragorn: Eowyn!?
Eowyn: Oh help...Submitted by Jenni Hopwood
Eowyn: Oh God I'm so hungry...no food...no drink...no Aragorn...I hate the caves...wait a minute, is that cheese on the walls?! - submitted by Laurea

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"what do you mean the elves look better than me when they prance?" *growls* - submitted by Maggie Kopel
"So.... ehm... wellll.... what did you do this spring brake then??" - submitted by Ann Olsen
"Okay, so you three are up on the front line, and you run out for the pass. Everyone got it? Ready? BREAK!" - submitted by Michelle Thomasini
"And look here, I just got this yesterday off the home shopping channel! Isn't it just darling?" - submitted by Azriel
"Yeah, I use Herbal Essence. Can't you see the silky shine?" - Submitted by Hily
"Believe it or not, this is a wedding. Now who can tell me which one the groom is?"
"Uhh..." - Submitted by BronaHtr3
Oooooh! My Christmas present! Thank you guys! WHAT? A hair brush?
What do you mean my hair's not combed? ****** idiots! - Submitted by Elrio
"Which one of you stole the hairdryer?!" Submitted by - Mel