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    • The Entranceway
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    • The Stage Door: Monologues, Dialogues, Scenarios and Sundries
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    • The Weird Door: Oy vey - it's not a caption it's like... a thing... or something
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    • The Captioned Door: Captioned and Spoof Pics
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    • The Closet Door: This is where the Are You Obsessed? List is now stationed.
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    • The Garage Doors: Where Everything Else Goes
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    • The Portal: Links
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    • The Basement: Old Updates
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    • Postal Door: Contact the webmaster

Welcome to Beware the Chipmunk, a Lord of the Rings humor site begun in 2003 by TQ. In 2005 TQ found herself unable to continue updating the site due to getting a real life. However rather than abandoning the site, it was bequeathed to me, Nevermore (who still doesn't have a real life) to be preserved for posterity.
This site will not be updated, but is guaranteed to be bright and shiny and in good working order until such a time as I too get a real life. Please enjoy the hilarious humor of TQ. Any questions regarding the site should be directed to me and can be sent through the postal door. *points to the bottom of the menu*